I laughed.
Who would you get socks of?
>>1389964
>I laughed
Fuck off to Reddit
>>1389967
You don't like to laugh? I'm pretty sure your mom laughed when she was scrubbing your tiny peepee in the bath.
>>1389967
>I laughed
Fuck off to Reddit
Whoa Sasha looks hot here for once
I'd get socks of my boy Bo Dallas
>>1389971
On my hands and knees begging you to meet a woman
I'd get socks of my boy Dean Ambrose
I'd get socks with Naomi's fat black arse on one and Bayley's fat spic arse on the other
>>1389984
Unless you have water retention and cankles what would be the point
>>1389994
Cumming in them
Does getting a footjob from Big E while he wears those socks count as fucking Sasha?
>>1390024
yes
>>1390024
It probably even feels better
>>1389964
Big E is friendzoned so bad by Sasha, it's sad
>>1390035
It's clearly the other way around
>>1390035
Why would a homosexual man want to be more than friends with a woman
>>1389967
Mom I was edgy today
>>1389964
god what a pathetic man
>her expression
I don't know who to feel more sorry for
>>1390035
>Anon is so unused to any human contact that any human communication must be romantic endeavor.
>>1390341
>Boys and girls can be friends guys!
confirmed gay
>>1390342
wew lad
>>1390342
>I have to treat every woman I meet as a potential mate if I'm to have Abu chance of ever having sex
Big E gets all the pussy he wants, hence he isn't afraid of being in the friend zone with any one particular woman.
>>1390355
>I don't know what pussy looks like!
>>1390342
>W-women can't be friends with me.
>I-I have to have them all.
Confirmed for getting none.
>>1390366
THEY DON'T WANT NONE
>>1390366
>I-I can only be friends with gi-lad-women
>i get tons of pussy all my friends like me-e
>>1390379
>Le strawman because he can't do anything else.
You can be friends with anybody if you're not a loser. No people are incapable of being friends because of their crotches, of course I wouldn't expect somebody with no friends at all to understand that.
>>1390388
>True sex can only be accomplished with deep and thoughtful friendship, how dare you disrespect my woma.. f-friend like that.
>>1389967
haha you tell him /b/ro
>>1390395
>Le picture post.
Oh shit boi you got me.
>>1390342
>this is the state of /asp/
>>1390401
When you take the most autistic portion of /sp/ and give them their own board what do you expect to happen? They only like wrassling because it's the only thing that glorifies being moody and antisocial anymore.
>>1390395
Holy shit you've got worse Mommy issues than Vince
>>1390398
So I won? nice.
>>1390416
I mean if winning an argument on a blue chinese imageboard about how wommin are too weird and different to understand is your idea of success than by all means don't let me stop you.
>>1390367
HE LOOKIN SCARED CUZ HE CAN'T REALLY GET NONE
>>1390416
>nice.
Sup reddit
>>1390444
Race me 1 on 1 faggot
>>1390416
>So
Gb2reddit
>>1390115
Big E is gay? Never heard that rumor.
>>1390570
It's a meme on here and here alone
>>1390586
Yeah but it seems pretty obvious. My gaydar goes off on both him and Xavier.
>>1390365
You know what your mom has in common with my mom?
I came out of both of their vaginas.
>>1390570
>rumor
>>1391040
Because you're a repressed homosexual
>>1390586
>and here alone
Nah he's gay af
He's cool though
>>1391059
That joke sort of works but didn't really quite make it all the way.
