>be me 5 years old
>older and bigger kid next door starts fight with me
>he holds my head down while kicking me
>i just punch his hips and sides
>i accidently end up hitting his little balls
>think i've got him
>the most electrifying autistic child in the block cues in
>start doing those punches the rock throws before knocking his opponent over the ropes
>step back and raise my hand behind me while looking at it
>end up accidently slapping his ass instead
>everyone starts laughing
>both our moms come out in a fury
>get yanked and held back by my mom
>call him a candy ass as i get pulled back home
>be me, 25
>bostonian
>out at a bar in southie
>be outside smoking a cigarette with an old irish man
>two pieces of yuppie trash come up and start talking shit to the old drunk man
>something about south and north ireland dispute
>gets heated
>not going to let these pricks beat up an old man
>step in on his side (i'm not even irish)
>one of them hits the old man in the side of the head
>stuns him
>old man hits the first one in the balls
>then the second one
>one bends over
>the other takes a knee
>feel like, here's my chance, i better take it
>hit the one his knee with that nakamura knee, minus theatrics
>feel sick at what i did
>the irish man chuckles and walks off
>run into bar to get my girlfriend and tell her we have to get out of there
>end up talked into two more beers
>eventually leave
>the guys are nowhere to be seen outside
>go home
>forget about it until seeing this thread
i guess it could have gone worse
>>1388386
>Tried to murder somebody with a knee to the head.
Much worse anon
>>1388363
>be me, 9
>get in scuffle with friend's little cousin who's half my size
>slaps me in face
>sperg out and knock him to ground
>punt kick
He got a concussion from it. It was pretty scary, I thought I was fucked. They never told any adults though and we all said he fell off the trampoline
>>1388418
let's be real, dude, it wouldn't have been the knee that killed him. it would have been his head smashing into the concrete.
either way, i guess he's fine.
>Be me
>8th grade
>Fighting fat kid
>Go for a DDT
>Mess up horribly
>We both bust our asses as the class laughs
We became friends after that
>>1388426
What the fuck dude
>4th grade
>kid starts chatting shit after class
>tries to punch me
>grab his arm and ride it down into an armbar
>lock arm in between legs and wrench back on head
>tfw locked in a crippler crossface in a real fight
Shit happened so fast and I was in autopilot mode from watching so much Benoit as a kid.
>>1388363
A good body slam on a hard surface will end a fight.
>>1388604
No it won't
>>1388600
THERES NO HOLDING ME BACK
>>1388428
>Implying a strike to the head couldn't kill him.
Remember anon, you don't need to fracture the skull, you just need to rattle the brain around in it's cage to do enough damage.
>be 8
>having a catch with dad in the backyard
>"Dad, you wanna wrestle?"
>He thinks it's funny, picks me up above his head
>I pivot and whip my momentum into a tornado DDT that sends him rolling through the grass
>I celebrate while he wonders what the fuck just happened
>be me at 10
>chubby
>play fighting with the homies
>go for a batista bomb
>mentally blanked when I got him up
>did a last ride instead
>he starts crying
I felt bad. Didn't protect the other wrestler.
>>1388363
Yeah I speared a guy then raped his butt
>kid picking on my sisters and family during church, were the same age
>I come up to him after church and tell him to stop
>he decides to fight me instead, even though I'm way bigger than him
>Undertaker-style chokeslam him off the church steps
>>1388363
>vacation in brazil
>some 15 year old or something snatches my wallet
>trained with the track team back in hs so i chased that fucker
>RKO him to the ground
>I got my wallet and quickly went back to gramma's house
>>1389266
This just serves to illustrate Brazil is a cesspool
I fought a kid once in highschool that tried using WWE wrestling shit on me cause i stole his chair (i guess) in the cafeteria. We were 17 years old, fat kid was kinda autistic.
>kid pulls chair out from under me in anger
> i stand up, kinda pissed cause the whole cafeteria saw
> autistic kid "chops" me in the chest really hard
>what the fuck you little bitch?
>push autistic kid and he falls to ground
>kid runs at me full sprint, head down going for a spear.
>not today bitch. Lift my knee up and he faceplants right into it.
>autismo knocked out fuckin cold.
I honestly felt bad cause he like..legit had asburgers. Made me laugh though when 2 days later, he called a kid a nigger and that kid knocked his ass out with a crazy right hook as we were both leaving detention.
>>1388363
>10th grade
>arguing with a kid on the futsal court
>he kicks me shins and stomps my foot
>JABRONI GONNA GET HIS CANDY ASS HANDED TO HIM
>go full sperg mode and start grappling
>somehow end up with him in a full nelson
>full nelson slam the kid head first into the hard futsal field
>holy fuck i killed him.
>ambulance called
>convinced all my friends and other players to say we clashed heads as he's getting checked out by paramedics
He didn't remember anything and we became friends after that. I told him what happened 6 months later kekked and bought him tuckshop.
>>1388600
Jesus, anon, you could've killed him.
>9th grade
>little scrawny white kid in the most (((diverse))) school in the city
>2 weeks in, keep getting bullied passively by this one huge nigger
>one day we get face to face
>I pretend I'm giving a promo
>give him one of those "shut your mouth jabroni" bitch slaps across the face
>mfw he broke my nose and I had to transfer schools
>>1389419
Kek lil cuck
>kid, around 10 or 11
>family reunion type of shit
>night time, all us boys had to share a room
>cousin is being a real prick or some shit
>kid banter follows
>he wants to fucking fight
>lets go
>charge at him, and drop him
>wrestling autism kicks in
>manage to put this fucker in a figure 4 leglock
>I'M DOING IT! I'M REALLY DOING IT!
>let out a loud WOOOOOOOO
>at this point he starts screaming "get off of me"
>adults come in
>let go
>"what's going on here?"
>big trouble blah blah blah
>everyone is grounded yadda yadda
>everyone go back to sleep
>hear a voice in the dark
>"Ric Flair wouldn't have gotten in trouble"
Some kid was thrashing on my brother when I was picking him up from school. The kid beating up my bro was one year younger than me, my bro is two years younger.
I charged and dropkicked him with full force. Sent him into the pavement. I'm lucky his head didn't strike the ground and he wasn't seriously hurt.
That's all I got.
>>1388999
fuckin' brutal
>get into a fight in highschool
>put the kid into the sleeper hold
>go to juvenile hall for 8 monthes
Feels bad man
>used to watch a lot of wrestling
>bret hart was my favorite wrestler
>used to go to this small middle school in village
>brainless brutes will always be having fights in the bathroom
>simply too brawler and czw for my tastes
>next day be near urinal noticing someone dropped their gum in there
>get kicked from behind
>"what's the meaning of this?"
>turn around and see these savages laughing
>not today normies
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btS0OVdqkb0
>proceed to perform the most flawless technical wrestling moves ever
>run toward one of the kids with a gut knee
>he starts crying while on the ground
>i lift both legs up and simply kick him in the gut
>"HELP! HELP! HELP!"
>I see one of the kids try to crawl out of the bathroom
>I drag him back in the bathroom and turn him around
>"THE BEST THERE WAS THE BEST THERE WILL BE"
>proceed to execute the sharpshooter
>by this time the entire faculty and even principal run in to separate me
>as i start to get pulled away the principal yells at me that im out of here
>i spit in his face
>that was the last time i worked as a janitor at that school
>>1388363
>15 years old
>walking home
>faggot "bully" from school coming towards me
>hurls standard insults at me
>no one is around
>i know how to fight, i watch wrestling all the time
>pick a fight with him
>he shoves me
>kick him in the dick and go for the stunner
>halfway through the sit-down
>realize the road isnt going to be bouncy like the ring
>break my tailbone
At least I fucked his face up on my shoulder
>>1389594
wew
I never tried this, cause truthfully, I've barely been into fights and all those just turn into ground struggles at some point.
But I imagine a DDT would just fucking hurt and actually do something, fuck, I imagine that might actually crack someone's head open.
>>1389266
Huezil=The India of the Americas.
>>1388999
You better have said..
REST
IN
PEACE
After you did it.
>>1388426
Damn my guy.
>>1388664
>things that never happened: daddy issues edition
>>1388600
>>1388611
You're retarded.
>>1388611
Yeah you are retarded. A good slam on the concrete and you'll be lucky to walk away.
>>1389464
Fuck off David Flair
>>1388363
I got Perfect Plexed at rugby practice during a rucking drill.
I've never gotten involved in a fight I'm not some sort of autist with anger issues
>>1390123
>I'm not some sort of autist
>browses /asp/
Witnessed a fight between two of my classmates. Long story short, the annoying kid in our class got his comeuppance and almost got dropped on his head with a Razor's edge.
>>1388640
Something something Pegasus Kid.
>7th grade
>get out of class
>3 guys start pushing me around, I guess because I'm an easy target, have no friends etc.
>one grabs me, other starts clubbing me in the face
>by now a crowd has gathered
>knee the second one in the dick, grab his head, kick his shin and ddt him
>he's not moving
>other two freeze
>some girls start crying, everybody starts screaming at me like it was friendly horseplay that I took too far even as my face is starting to bruise and swell
>turns out I gave him a concussion
>suspended for two weeks, principal and parents say I'm lucky I'm not expelled and I better stay the hell out of trouble if I know what's good for me
and that's how I learned to be a cuck instead of standing up for myself
>>1389419
Actually kek'd
>>1389594
That piece of shit Hulk Hogan would have gotten his ass kicked, he doesn't know anything about wrestling. I'd give him I don't know, a 2/10 in the ring. That piece of shit Hogan never put me over, fuck Hulk Hogan.
>sixth grade
>sub for history class
>bully takes advantage and starts slapping me around
>go full ONS sabu, pick up a chair and launch it at his head
>not a thin, folding chair, a standard rather heavy school chair
>he's on the floor, bleeding from his head, entire class thinks I just killed someone
>he was concussed
>cops almost called, one week in school suspension
Was lucky that the sub recounted what went down and my regular teacher vouched for me.
>>1389594
LMAO
O
L
>>1390142
Did he ever fucked with you again or someone else?
>>1388600
>year 12 in highschool
>abbo cunt tries to start shit with me
>slaps me in the face
>talks shit and goes for a punch
>grab his arm
>mind goes blank
>next thing I know I have him in a kimura lock
>break his arm like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPllsGLisI
>he gets expelled for punching a teacher in the face a couple of minutes later
>2006
>Be 16
>Cousin is 13 and a really chubby guy
>Cousin trains boxing
>Family Reunion Day
>We play SVR on the PS2
>"You train Boxing right? Show me some moves"
>Cousin proceeds to punch,I block his punch tackle him and put him in a Camel Clutch.
>"DUDE STOP IT HURTS"
>>1388363
>be me,12
>parents force me to babysit 5 year old
>that bastard low blows me while i was washing the dishes
>ohniggayouded.gif
>take his head
>lift him
>batista bomb him to the couch
>feel like a badass
That little fucker was still laughing for the rest of the night though.Those were THE days
>>1388600
my nigga
>>1388363
>be 13
>dont even remember why but some kid tries to punch me in the face
>pretty weak glancing blow but I A+ sell it and fall to the floor moaning
>he runs away to not get in trouble
The most I've ever done was was down a classmate with Randy Orton's version of the backbreaker.
In 8th grade, near the end of the school year, we'd be allowed to do whatever the fuck we want. One day, shit went south (long story) and this other class from the same grade (A through D classes) literally raided our class and I was choke slammed through a wooden table by a guy who was twice as tall as me. The other people were beaten up by the steps.
>>1388363
>Be me, 15 year old autist in High School
>Asshole insults my autistic girlfriend
>He calls her a"Sloth faced whore"
>In the back of my mind I hear.
>"WEEEEEEEELLLLLL, IT'S THE BIG SHOW!"
>Punch him the hardest I can
>He no sells it
>"Oh shit"
>He tries to grab me by the shirt
>He gets me into a headlock
>I elbow his side
>I can hear glass shattering
>Gut kicked
>Head Grabbed
>STUNNER!
>Realise that it did literally nothing but piss him off.
>Use actual wrestling and put him in a full Nelson.
>He rams his tailbone into my dick.
>He decks me and I go down.
>Both suspended for fighting, based P.E. Teacher sticks up for me and helps me get a shorter suspension.
Pic somewhat related
>>1398792
>>STUNNER!
>>Realise that it did literally nothing but piss him off
heh I thought that could actually at least daze someone irl
>>1398816
To be fair, I don't know if I did it right, and I was a hormone fueled autistic 15 year old, so it might do something if done right.
>be me 14, junior high school
>during break classmates and i usually play wrasslin
>i have pedigree as my finisher, but never drive my opponent to the floor, just subtly jump and thats it
>that one time i decided to do something different with the pedigree
>unhook the arms so the receiver can safely hit the floor
>mfw trips/seth use it that way every now and then
>eigth grade
>think Scott Steiner is the best wrestler ever
>get in a fight with some random wanna be gangster
>try to trip him somehow we both end up on the ground
>get up instantly while he's still on the floor
>climb on his back while he's on his knees and put in the Steiner Recliner
>Accidentally pull on his earring
>he cries for me to stop
I still remember the fucking look on everyone's faces when I applies the Steiner Recliner, it was pure shock and fear. At least I made that faggot tap out
>>1398888
Did he have a fat ass?
I remember playing highschool hockey and one of our goalies was a relatively small sophomore and we started throwing punches not seriously but just fooling around during a skrimage.
>Someone calls for me to pin him
>Decide to DDT him
>get a front face lock and call for it.
>DDT the kid onto the Ice and roll for the pin while the boys on the bench count.
>Find out later his helmet almost came off mid move and I almost dropped him face first onto the ice.
>>1398888
Based Steiner would be proud to hear someone applied a successful Steiner Recliner that made them cry
>>1398874
>not going vintage paul
>>1398622
Hi Dolph
>>1398816
A move like that or the RKO won't really work if they sandbag you.
>friends party after 8th grade graduation
>one of my old friends acts like a dick
>pushes me to the floor and tries to hit me
>kick him in the stomach
>get him into a headlock and DDT him
>lays on ground for a bit
>stay in friends room until end
>Be 5th grade
>kids roughhousing out in the grass area
>Just basically grappling and rolling around, for fun
>Decide I want to join in
>Kid that I fucking hate is involved
>There are like ten kids here, making it look like the middle stages of a Royal Rumble
>Suddenly remember this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZamIn4N86w
>kid I hate is occupied with another kid
>wait for him to break off in Goldberg's spear position
>Charge at him
>He tries to sidestep, but I over-correct
>Go head first into his gut and somehow faceplant in the grass
>My nose is bleeding
>He doubles over
>I knocked the wind out of him
>He throws up the hot cheetos in his stomach
>Everyone decides this is a good time to stop
>Went to the bathroom to clean up my nose
>Never got in trouble
>Just turned 11
>Over at a friend's house for a sleepover
>He starts wrestling me, trying to get a pinfall victory
>Not today, bitch.
>Counter one of his tackles with my shoulder, followed by another
>End up hitting him with the Five Knuckle Shuffle
>Now I have him on my shoulders, begging me to put him down
>AA him and say "I AM THE FIRST LETTER OF EACH LINE"
When I was in first grade, I suplexed a girl. I didn't get in trouble.
>>1400218
gg anon, no REEEEEEEEE
>11 years old
>Live across the street from my cousin
>He sometimes hangs with a group of pussies
>One of them is a thieving jew named Phillip
>Leave my bike outside my house when i'm not using it
>My cousin and Phil walk past my house
>Phil mentions how much he likes my bike
>Around 2 days later it's gone
>Ask around if anyone saw anything
>My cousin looks guilty
>He admits to my dad that Phil was 'mirin
>Me, my dad, and my cousin drive over to Phil's house
>He's not there
>Go to the local basketball park
>Catch him there riding my bike
>My dad pushes him off the bike
>Tells me to kick the shit out of him
>The only thing i know is wrestling
>Grab his legs and put him in a boston crab
>Obviously i don't know how to do it properly
>Put all my weight on his back
>He starts crying and begging for me to stop
>Too hyped to stop
>I just pull his legs even further back
>A crowd has now gathered
>My dad tells Phil to beg for his life
>He begs in between screams and tears
>Dad tells me to let him go
>Phil curls into the fetal position and lays there crying
>My dad tells all the kids on the playground not to fuck with me
>Ride my bike home laughing about what just happened
>>1400280
Was it CM Phil anon?
>>1400280
Best story. Better than me getting tailboned in the dick.
>>1400358
CM Phil is not the jew.
>wrestling with my dumb little cousin who won't shut up
>put her in a headlock and slam her head into a table
>stomp a mudhole in that sumbitch stone cold style
>mfw she dies and I spend my one hour of computer time a day in prison to browse 4chan
>>1388363
>be 11
> extreme inbetweener as we'd call them here in the uk
> best mate wants to teach me to fight so i stay safe
>kwhatever.jpeg
>teaches me some krav maga or some shit
>dont pay attention and take piss out of him
>after a half an hour tells me to prove myself and make him tap or he gets free digs on me for a month
>push him onto carpet and lock in sharpshooter
>i must have done it pretty well cause after 2 minutes he's begging me to let him out
I was pretty happy with myself because he's a culchie farmer and i was just a sheltered 5ft 8 noodle of a kid who was unaturally flexible
Story don't end theree if anyone's interested
>>1400405
That dummy got out on a plea bargain and ended up doing 30 years for robbing a pizza delivery man.
One time I DDT'd a kid.
Wasn't even hard. Just gotta have 'em in a headlock and then go from standing to laying.
Wouldn't advise it, tho. It was pretty harrowing, even for me – and I wasn't the receiver.
>>1390124
Not that guy; but you're right.
It's the very first time I browse /asp/ and I regret it deeply... It's time to leave! BYE!
Last time i got in a bar fight my stupid autistic ass went in for a spinebuster. Slammed the dude on the ground and got kicked in the face by his mate for my troubles.
>>1398792
>>He rams his tailbone into my dick.
So you tried to have a fight and ended up inadvertently scoring?
>>1388363
> 12 years old
> got invited to a birthday party
> birthday boy is first friend that I met when I was 6 years old
> full of kids
> few adults
> full chaos
> everybody goes inside to sing happy birthday
> still chaos
> for some reason his mother told us to stay inside to eat cake
> kids freaking out because they want to play playstation
> only two remotes
> some kids trying to wrestling on the couch while waiting for their turn
> birthday boy tried to DDT me
> i was way taller than him
> instead of DDTing he was doing a sleeperhold
> I tried to go full ric flair with a low blow
> grandparents told his mother I did punch him in the nuts
> got sent home
> my mother believed my story
> his mother didn't get it
> 2 months prohibited from talk to him
> gg wp
I hated some kid in 5th grade so I ran up from behind and gave him a bulldog. He went with it and everything. I felt cool as fuck
What wrestling moves are actually practical irl?
>>1400570
A thumb to the eye
>>1388426
wish I could find that gif of the fat kid who was picked on
>some other kid goes up to him and starts punching him
>fat kid doesn't respond
>continues taunting him
>fat kid finally snaps and powerbombs him onto the pavement
>happened in australia yet made the news in america
anyway
>be like 3 or 4
>cousin actually starts to attempt piledriver on me
>don't realize what's going on
>afraid he's going to just drop me so i grab his ankles in desperation
>he ends up tripping and falling on me
reverse styles clash
>>1400570
AA, Five Knuckle Shuffle, GTS, Sister Abigail, Curb Stomp.
>>1400590
zangief kid.
there's a really good gif using animations from street fighter. but a quick search only shows crappy imitators.
>>1400570
a DDT
>>1400570
Groin Kick
Not me, but a friend of mine
>in hs, just chilling when saw a some dude confront a classmate of mine
> my classmate was pretty much the biggest kid in school
>other guy scrawny little noodle, tenacious little shit tho
>turned sour, little dude jump/climb on top of my friend and started going donkey kong on him
>i guess he was trying to use his entire weight to bring my friend down?
>but from the looks of it he weighed as much as a sheet of paper
>my friend no sell the shit out of it
>he grabbed the vanilla midget and threw him hard onto concrete, spinebuster-style
>OH SHIT NIGGER
>a bunch of kids ran over and separated them
>the other dude was rolling on the ground for a good 20 seconds or so
>tried to get back up and get into my friends face again
>everyone just like 'nigga you lost big time, just walk away'
>Recess one day
>Underclassman come up to me and start talk shits
>Say he fuck my mother
>Even insult Babooshka
>Very disrespect
>Make sure he learn lesson
>All friend say I must do
>Take little boy by skull and hit into knee
>Crying start as well as blood
>Hold hand over mouth so teacher no hear
>Kick one more time in head for knockout
>Apply Accolade and scream first letter of each line
>Outside bar on my phone, haven't had anything to drink because I have to be the one to drive my friends home.
>Crouched down against the wall when all of a sudden some fuck snatches my phone and starts running.
>I'm fat as hell and know I'm never gonna' catch him.
>Grab a garbage can lid and chuck it at him.
>Holy shit I'm Raiden
>Flies between his legs and he trips himself up.
>Still running, I don't even know why I did this, I jump forward and use the momentum to keep sailing as I drop an elbow on his head
>Landed on the fucking sidewalk pavement and it hurt like hell.
>Groaning, I take my phone and limp back to the bar
>Friends so drunk they think I'm Charlie Sheen
>>1388363
I kinda did a clothesline from hell once, but that's as fancy as it got. A wimpy kid punched me in the eye so I responded with it, and I was a really bulky kid so it knocked him off his feet real easy.
that was pretty much the only fight I got into, but I'm sure I would've tried other moves if I got into more fights as me and my friend loved wwf and had matches on a trampoline a lot.
I've put people in some of the shoot moves like hells gate but the only time I sperged hard and used one while not fucking around was when I jackknife powerbombed my little brother bc he kept punching me. I was about 2 feet taller than him and I kinda dropped him half on a table.
