>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiswer
How is an insult?
>>1387835
http://www.inquisitr.com/3176993/cm-punk-will-fight-mickey-gall-at-ufc-202-on-august-20/
LOSERS EVERYWHERE
>>1387838
He FEARS the booze
C(rybaby) M(anlet) Punk
God I wish he'd nut up and take up Jason David Frank on his offer to fight.
Despite how much of a bitch he is these days, I would legit get a boner if I can happily say CM Punk fought against a Power Ranger.
>>1388101
I'd be fine if he fought anybody, including myself. My credential are
I can do >50 push ups in one set
I hit a punching bag sometimes for cardio
and I do a lot of stretching so I'm a little more limber than average
do I have what it takes to beat him?
I genuinely think I do
August 20th marks
Prepare your tears of rejection and abandonment
Can't wait for MMA Phil to get knocked out. And then beg trips for his job back.
>>1388109
Memes aside, he'd totally beat your ass.
>>1388362
>thinking WWE won't be the ones coming crawling to Punk BEGGING him to return because they have no stars and cannot make new stars anymore because they are incompetent.
Learn your history mark.
>>1388378
I don't punk is high up on their list. They have their endless supply of indy darlings. And also they can just absorb TNA talent like they've been doing all these months. Punk will go back but it will be on Vince's terms. And I'm a old man, I've been watching since the 1980's So I don't know what history i need to know.
Undisputed biggest draw of the past 15 years.
In fact, the second biggest draw (Bryan) wouldn't have even got a chance if He hadn't left.
>coward
>Bully
>Cad
>Thief
>>1388603
so that takes us back to 2001 you fuckin idiot, so you are saying he is a bigger draw than Austin and The Rock.
Wait ur probably 12 and cant remember before 2009. Faggot.
>BASED
>Makes anti-smarks cry
>Best talker in the company
>Over as fuck
>Future world champ
>Fucks Renee Young
>Fucked Stephanie McMahon
>Funny
>Worked his way from the bottom
>One of the only draws in the WWE today
>Moves merch like hotcakes
>Carried Seth Rollins to FOTY and 4 5* matches
>Carried Triple H to a 5* match
>Praised by Austin
>Praised by Foley
>Praised by Jericho
>Praised by Brock
>Loved backstage
>Cool as fuck
>Alpha male
>Best member of the Shield
>>1388962
I just came. Do ya mind if i save this friend?
>>1388969
Go ahead
>>1388374
would he though? he's pretty old and totally skinny fat
>>1389034
He's been doing BJJ for 4 years
>>1389054
And crying like a little bitch for 30
>>1387848
>punkfags stupid enough to use yotsuba b
>>1388348
How many times have we heard this?
The last 400 times he was gonna fight?
>>1387835
>still works marks
>>1389054
I've been kickboxing for 13 years, even with that I really can't fight for shit. I just get hit, nothing I can do about it, I'm just very very bad even though I put a lot of effort into it.
He will be the same, just look at him, he's not athletic at all.
besides 4 years of bjj he's still probably a blue belt.
>>1388962
>funny
Example? And don't mention mitch
Emo brats do not fight, they whine.
>>1387835
Emo fighter? Not a chance.
>>1387835
CM Emo pretending to look tough is hilarious!
>>1388378
Punk wasn't a draw at all, though. His title reign didn't move numbers and he didn't sell a ton of merch at all.
STILL no official fight announcement.
Huge surprise.....
>Most Indians use water instead of toilet paper and wash their hands with disinfectant soap later. Saves paper, cleans better.
>>1391060
I really hope this is bait
>>1391905
>never a PPV draw
>never a ratings draw
>sold a handful of corny t-shirts to a few edgy teenagers
No bait to be found in his post at all
>hey phil!
>Pepsi logo tattoo
Why?
>>1391910
MITB 2011 had a spiked buyrate and, on average, buyrates during Punk's 434 days were on the up.
>handful of T-shirts to a few edgy teenagers
OH so you're legitimately dumb-as-fuck. Got it.
>>1392226
Hi Phil!
