"Uh like why do you guys hate me. I'm just doing my job and living my dream. I always wanted to be WWE champion ever since Hulk Hogan carried me in his arms. My therapist said you guys are just jealous of me, coz all the ladies love me. Is this true
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I did kek in those video packages last week that Roman's had zero mention of him being a childhood fan while Seth's was built entirely around that.
John Cena just learned mandarin and did a press conference in China.
What about you, Roman?
>>1385886
Because he's not a wrestling fan, he's a failed football player with connections.
But they can't show a documentary of Roman being a shit football player and entering the wrestling business thanks to a recommendation from his family.
>>1385892
>china I got a message for seth rollins and you
>I'm gonna win BELIEVE THAT
>>1385900
>imma go beijing all over your ass
>Uh, like why hate me man. I'm just doing my job and live my dream. I want to be a champion in WWE Hulk Hogan in his hands. If envy told my doctor, who loves me. This is true?
>You hate me, why, it is everyone is after Naeeto. We are that you must live my dream, I'm just me my job. Because I wanted to be a WWE champion, I always Hulk Hogan, doing me in his arms. All of the women I, my therapist because I love you guys, I have said that my jealousy. Is this true?
>Uh, what I hate? Remember my work and my life. I always have my hands around before had to Hogan WWE Championship. My doctor told me he loved me jealous. this is true
>>1385920
>Naeeto
LOS?
>Oh, I hate it. I just live my dream job. I wanted to become a WWE Championship Hogan with his hands. I love my doctor, and all women are jealous of me. Granted
>I hate it. I'm living my dream. Hogan worked as WWE Champion. I like the doctor, and all women are jealous of me. restored
>I will. I will live the dream. WWE Champion Ronnie job. I and my doctor. But the
>I live in a dream in. Ronnie, both laughing. my teacher. However,
>I lived my dream. Roonei, both smiling. minutes of labor. However,
>He lived a dream. However, the record of temperature control
>>1385874
>He lived in a dream. However, management reports temperature
>>1385874
how much better would roman's character be if he actually delivered this promo?
>>1386093
It would be fucking pitiful. Absolutely pathetic.
"H-h-hey Chicago, p-please don't hate me, guys... I mean, c-c-come on now..."
>>1385874
He looks like Bo Dallas.
Except Bo Dallas is probably more over.
>>1386277
Better on the mic and in the ring too
>>1386279
>and in the ring too
Let's not get crazy here.
>>1386307
I enjoyed his NXT matches against Zayn & Neville (along with Big Cass of all fucking people) a lot more than I've enjoyed any of Ramen's carryjobs
>>1385874
>My therapist said you guys are just jealous of me, coz all the ladies love me
I dislike women even more than I dislike you, Roman.
>smarks believe Roman cares that obese neckbeards and manlets boo him
>>1386318
Yeah, the petulant sourpuss expression & demeanour is just a work, eh FedoRamen?
>>1386279
Whoa, let's not get ahead of ourselves. He might be a tad over with the fat geeks but he ain't a good wrestler.
>>1386338
Very true.
For two reasons.
1. Because a "I'm just the guy"-promo is a heel promo any way you shake it.
2. Because he has good delivery and 100% committed to his character. Roman meanwhile is quite possibly the worst actor in the company.
>>1385886
>>1385895
He'd make such an incredible Heel.
>Roman's music hits
>boooo
>"ey when i was a lil bbboy i wanted to be a football player
>"but i had no connections, so i hit up my boy dwayne
>"now imma dominate the kids show, not for love or passion
>"BUT BECAUSE I CAN
>"AND I WILL"
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The HEAT from that type of promo would be legendary
>>1385895
>shit football player
>Anoa'i was named to the first-team All-Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC) after recording twenty-nine tackles for loss and twelve sacks in 2006.
>implying a fatso like yourself would even be recruited by Division III schools much less play for a NFL or CFL team
Rocky, Bill Goldberg, Bork, JBL and Ron Simmons are all """shit""" football players.
>>1386338
Anyone have a link to that promo?
>>1386980
My god, the mark in this fat fuck is oozing through his pores.
"d-don't m-make fun of m-my r-ramen"
>>1386015
>>1386980
Rocky is the only one who loved the business as a kid - cuz he was a fucking smark.
Smarks confirmed for GOAT. BTFO Marks.
>It's an obese smark butthurt about Roman Reigns episode
Will you ever go past it?
>>1387065
Don't post your selfies here.
>>1387587
hi FedoRamen
Does it hurt to know that soon a guy better than Reigns in literally every single way is making his WWE debut?
>>1385874
i swear to god his face was moving so much i thought this was a gif
>>1387616
> its a nigger
Welp
Into the trash it goes
>>1387709
>dumb as fuck white trash calling anyone a nigger
Oh I am laffin
>>1387709
>FedoRamen is racist
Not even surprising
>>1387718
>thinking that post is FedoRamen
No, just a worthless racist
>>1387716
> better in every way
> is a nigger
Does not compute
How is an ugly baboon looking nigger going to connect with the marks like 9/10 cool vampire looking roman?
Explain yourself jamal
>>1387724
>vampire
The key to effective trolling is subtlety.
Polite reminder that 3 dancing homo-erotic black men have been more over than Reigns in EVERY arena this year, including shitholes like Alabama.
>>1386980
>Y-y-y-you couldn't do better than Roman, f-f-f-fatass!! A-a-also h-here's some wrestlers that also started as football players! T-t-that'll show you!!
The Rock has charisma and moves which he used to get over when he was in Roman's position. He also had balls to tell Vince he wanted to try something.
Goldberg was a squash machine, not a wrestler. He was supposed to look spectacular and have short matches, because any long match with Goldberg is a fucking painful experience.
Brock Lesnar is a freak of nature. Literally good at anything. Best at being a business man currently.
Both JBL and Ron Simmons can fuck right off.
>>1385881
>UNDERRATED POST
>>1387973
>actually posting this
You can take your embarrassment up to first-hand now lad
>>1388083
FedoRamen please :^)
>>1385874
> I always wanted to be WWE champion
Nah, football wouldn't have been his first career choice
>>1387696
Lay off the green bro
>>1388089
You've already ensured your embarrassment pal, you don't need to campaign anymore.
>>1388152
Cringe
>>1388199
Just stop, lad. You're only gonna hurt yourself more.
>ib some other lame-ass synonym
>>1388200
Cringe FedoRamen
>>1388207
>implying that I coined FedoRamen
Stop being mad that your shitposting is so easily identifiable
>>1388209
>Stop being mad that your shitposting is so easily identifiable
different people tho famtachi
>>1388223
>he's not a famtachi
>he's not a senpaitchi
>>1387833
Nice porky pig impression
>>1388223
>thinking anybody will ever get "assblasted" by you acting like a stupid child
At least you can admit you're devastatingly lonely.
>>1388232
>Porky Pig
'sup Vince
>>1388238
CRINGE
>>1388266
So lonely. I gotta go now. Hope you can find somebody else to validate you.
>>1388267
Seething
> (y-you)s nourish me
Pls dont stopp to beancuck's level anon
