***SPOILERS****
>The show opened up with the Highlight Reel with Dean Ambrose as Jericho’s guest. All the MITB participants ended up coming down to the ring to set up a brawl.
>1. Kofi Kingston beat Aiden English, Luke Gallows, and Big Cass in a four-way. New Day interrupted Enzo and Cass’s entrance (I was ticked!). Kofi hit English with Trouble In Paradise for the win.
>2. Baron Corbin beat Zack Ryder.
>Rusev vs. Kalisto never got started. Rusev attacked Kalisto and put him in the Accolade. Sin Cara came down for the save but ended up in the same situation. Titus came down and put the hurt on Rusev.
>3. AJ Styles beat Xavier Woods. Heck of a match. Woods really shined but AJ won with the Calf Crusher.
>4. WWE Women’s Champion Charlotte defeated Natalya.
>5. Dean Ambrose Cesaro, and Sami Zayn defeated Alberto Del Rio, Chris Jericho, and Kevin Owens. A good match that saw Cesaro give uppercuts to everyone, including his own teammates, and Owens super kicking his teammates. Ambrose hit Dirty Deeds on Owens for the win.
>Kofi gets a W
AM I IN 2009?
>5. Dean Ambrose Cesaro, and Sami Zayn defeated Alberto Del Rio, Chris Jericho, and Kevin Owens. A good match that saw Cesaro give uppercuts to everyone, including his own teammates, and Owens super kicking his teammates. Ambrose hit Dirty Deeds on Owens for the win.
Didn't we literally have this already? Brand split can't come soon enough.
Could they make it anymore obvious that Dean is winning MITB?
>>1384957
>Kofi Kingston beat Aiden English, Luke Gallows, and Big Cass in a four-way
Holy shit Kofi won a match. That's great!
>Heck of a match. Woods really shined
Woods having a good singles match? I have to see this to believe it.
So it's either Owens or Cesaro winning MITB...
New threads >>>/soc/23933339
>>1385024
Watching it now since SmackDown shows on Wednesday. The match was pretty good. There was a moment when Xavier Woods does a palm strike to AJ's face. He knocked out his mouth guard and you can hear AJ telling the ref his tooth is chipped.
>>1385031
lol Austin working stiff? Wow.
>>1385023
Keep telling yourself that Carter.
>>1384957
Ryder Revolution soon, fellow broskis!
>>1385114
Broski got new tees out on the shop.
>>1385125
They come with autograph also
>Owens AGAIN eats the pin.
Eaten pins this much means he is going to win right?
> A good match that saw Cesaro give uppercuts to everyone.
Fuck he really deserves his tittle of Memesaro. Fuck le uppercut spam man.
>>1384957
>Baron Corbin is still employed
For what purpose?
>>1385243
Yeah.
Even the Corbin Club had the decency to leave.
>>1385251
Holy shit I just realized Corbin Club guy is literally kill
jwj
>>1385279
*ahem*
>>1385254
And he was the most dedicated gimmickposter, even though his generals rarely got any replies. Fucking Carter ran everyone off.
>>1385284
*AHEM*
>>1385287
KYS carter
>>1385292
No, I post regularly here as well. I just keep my posting in this trip at a low when there are no livethreads. I also don't like to make cheap, childish insults like Deanfuck right there.
>>1385297
Do you jerk off to the idea of people telling you to kill yourself on the daily
>There people who haven't filtered every single one of Carter's trips
Kills the board but it's better than nothing
>>1385301
>Dean seeing through the facade. Interesting.
>>1385308
Go ahead screencap me. See if I care. I can't wait until Sunday when "your" Dean loses MITB.
>>1385308
I can't wait until Dean amounts to nothing so you get run off this place finally
>>1385328
Put your trip back on you obese cunt
>>1385288
can your post the ryder pasta? i need it for my collection
>>1385333
Sorry, I've been wanting to save that pasta when it came back again. Ask the President, maybe he has it.
>>1385337
I went through a lot of threads but I can't find it either, I've seen like once or twice before though, it was really funny
>>1385337
Nevermind found it in the archives.
>Genuine
>Legit
>Appreciative of all support
>Brave
>6'3"
>ZACKED
>Alpha broski
>Has earned everything he's gotten
>Got himself over without any help
>Cares only about WWE and its fans
>Fights through the low times for the highs
>Electrifies the audience after being off TV for a year
>Is paid millions a year just to not shoot on WWE
>Eats five pounds of meat daily
>WOO WOO WOO
>Can outdrink Mojo Rawley any weekend
>Muscles rivaled only by his own father
>Fucks any woman on the roster for fun
>Trashes ex-gf hoeski with a hit single earning him millions more
>Has the undisputed best looking missile dropkick
>Emma gets wet seeing his toy collection
>Undefeated against cancer
>Physique that makes Kevin Owens cry to sleep every night
>Made broskis popular six months before Jersey Shore ever aired
>Parties every night
>Drinks beer and gets a girl he likes
>Audience is drawn to him everytime he speaks
>Is a literal phenomenon, biggest since Stone Cold
>First and longest reigning Internet Champion
>His ZR merch is constantly sold out
>New wrestlers take inspiration from him
>No wrestler has ever hated him
>Dwayne "The Cuck" Johnson cried because of Zack chants
>Schedule is wrestle, exercise, party, fuck
>Spent his "indie" years in WWE
>Wrote the book on how to use social media
>Connects with sincerity
>Has his back shaved by the GOAT Chris Jericho
>Kevin Owens jerks off thinking about Zack banging Emma
>Theme song is loved all over the world
>Broski Boot is wholly original and gets chants every time
>Rough Ryder is the most protected finisher in history (look it up)
>Appeals to both marks and smarks- literally cannot lose
>Got over as Edgehead and won Tag Title
>Got over as the Broski and won US Title
>Fought through burial
>Fought through burial's burial
>Still over
>Won IC Title at the largest Wrestlemania ever
>Elbro Drop is the best elbow drop since the Macho Man
>2. Baron Corbin beat Zack Ryder.
Why can we not have nice things?
>>1385363
The best part is most of that is true, Zack does love his fans more than most
>>1385363
>All this and is still younger than the TNA and NJPW has-beens being brought in
couldn't fit the last one because comment is too long
>>1385363
Saved.
>>1385335
Aren't you the dummy that got baited in to posting his pudgy little jaw?
I hope daddy beats you extra hard tonight.
>>1385363
>So over that even Punk and Foley mark for him.
BASED.
>>1385366
The worst is that its not even to build a feud or a GOOD feud for that matter.
>>1385279
please
>>1385453
WHAT IS WRONG WITCHU!
>>1385456
INNIT WHATCHU SAID MATT
>>1385457
SANCUARY OF OUR GENESIS!
I went to this taping and it was my first time at a WWE event...
I might be in the footage as I was ringside with pretty reasonable ticket prices, I just wish I wasnt around soo many children
>>1385333
> somebody saved my pasta
Honoured 2bh
>>1386028
did you get any good shots of becky's pits or ears
>>1384957
Being a Ryder Mark is suffering.
>>1385024
Woods is actually a damn solid worker. They really need to let him wrestle more.
>>1386109
I remember him putting on some fun matches w/ CJ Parker on NXT
>>1384957
>Genuine
>Legit
>Appreciative of all support
>Brave
>6'3"
>ZACKED
>Alpha broski
>Has earned everything he's gotten
>Got himself over without any help
>Cares only about WWE and its fans
>Fights through the low times for the highs
>Electrifies the audience after being off TV for a year
>Is paid millions a year just to not shoot on WWE
>Eats five pounds of meat daily
>WOO WOO WOO
>Can outdrink Mojo Rawley any weekend
>Muscles rivaled only by his own father
>Fucks any woman on the roster for fun
>Trashes ex-gf hoeski with a hit single earning him millions more
>Has the undisputed best looking missile dropkick
>Emma gets wet seeing his toy collection
>Undefeated against cancer
>Physique that makes Kevin Owens cry to sleep every night
>Made broskis popular six months before Jersey Shore ever aired
>Parties every night
>Drinks beer and gets a girl he likes
>Audience is drawn to him everytime he speaks
>Is a literal phenomenon, biggest since Stone Cold
>First and longest reigning Internet Champion
>His ZR merch is constantly sold out
>New wrestlers take inspiration from him
>No wrestler has ever hated him
>Dwayne "The Cuck" Johnson cried because of Zack chants
>Schedule is wrestle, exercise, party, fuck
>Spent his "indie" years in WWE
>Wrote the book on how to use social media
>Connects with sincerity
>Has his back shaved by the GOAT Chris Jericho
>Kevin Owens jerks off thinking about Zack banging Emma
>Theme song is loved all over the world
>Broski Boot is wholly original and gets chants every time
>Rough Ryder is the most protected finisher in history (look it up)
>Appeals to both marks and smarks- literally cannot lose
>Got over as Edgehead and won Tag Title
>Got over as the Broski and won US Title
>Fought through burial
>Fought through burial's burial
>Still over
>Won IC Title at the largest Wrestlemania ever
>Elbro Drop is the best elbow drop since the Macho Man
>All this and is still younger than the TNA and NJPW has-beens being brought in
>>1387090
>Undefeated against cancer
I have never had cancer. Does this make me undefeated too?
>>1387095
Sounds like a no contest situation
>>1385206
it means he is going to become even more of a fatass
