>shit in the ring
>shit in the mic
>shit look
>can't count
Why is this guy still employed?
>shit in the ring
>shit look
>>1382553
>bald
>massive nipples
>>1382549
To appease reddit
He's an internet darling so everything is forgiven
>>1382556
>implying massive nipples are a bad thing
His uppercuts look like ass and his entrance music sucks, but I like him otherwise.
because you need a good upper midcard and thats where he will always be
That's not even a pun you stupid fuck
>>1382556
>bald is bad
Explains why nobody liked those Hogan + Austin guys.
>>1382549
>shit in the ring
Okay.
My main problem with him is his subpar English
>>1383163
>subpar English
bbygrrrl
>>1382549
Based cesaro working deanfags into oblivion
He can speak 5 different languages and can't even do promo
>>1383186
Shut it ya dwerf
>>1383192
Stay mad fat manlet
>>1383192
Can't you ever be nice to anyone. Jeez, I can't wait till Sunday happens so this can happen to you.
>>1383194
>not fat
>not a manlet
Stop projecting ya fucking drooling dwarf nerd dweeb vertically challenged manlet.
>>1383196
>mfw working a mad fat manlet
>>1382549
show is fake, nothing you said matters
>>1383206
Shut it nerd
>>1383168
>bbygrrrl
What did he mean by this?
>>1383229
>Deanfag is so mad he posted without the trip
Stay mad baby
Hello, OP here.
I made this thread to prove a point that /asp/ will jump on the bandwagon of hating any good wrestler just because some jerkass makes a thread about them with some hot green texts.
Cesaro is actually very good and has almost no downsides. If you took my original post seriously you are an idiot.
>>1383192
>>1383195
>mfw sunday will be your last appearance EVER!!
>>1383308
It'll be a fun day.
He was good in the ring before but now he sucks. Yeah he's shit on the ring, who cares he's a midcarder, mic skills don't mean jack in the midcard. Shit look? Sure his new suit shit is embarrassing shit. Can't count, yeah no one has ever botched a promo before.
Maybe because he is (at wrestling terms) the best in the company nowadays.....
For this little reason
>>1383383
Not quite
>>1382556
>nipples
what is it with anti-smarks and always going on about cesaro's nipples?
>>1382549
>shit look
He's objectively the best look in the entire dubba right now.
>>1383795
Not as good as shape as he was before the surgery so that's not possible
>>1382549
>bald
>can't talk
>autistic fans
>>1382549
>no charisma
>boring
>shit in ring
>not american
>makes every gimmick given to him look gay
He looks like a faggot. Should do porn instead, he sucks at everything.
>>1383821
>not American
Somehow this isn't even the dumbest thing you posted.
>>1383797
I'd argue that Neville is more well-rounded, he just isn't given the chance to show it because whoever is choreographing his matches seem intent on having him do as much flippy shit as possible.
Don't get me wrong, Cesaro is easily one of the best, but I think Neville just about edges it in terms of pure wrestling ability.
>>1383865
m8 I've been watching Neville since he was NXT Tag Champion and he's been my boy from then on, you don't have to convince me that he's an Ace.
>>1383305
>He actually likes Memesaro
>>1383889
I didn't even make a good pun on his name. "Ce-shit-o", really?
MEMESARO
>>1384058
To be fair, anyone here could've unironically used that.
>>1384071
kek, cesaro is crap.
He is boring, just release him.
>>1382549
Yawn.
>>1384071
>botches
It's literally a spot
>>1384226
You are stupid
>>1384230
>gets worked by a fucking spot
How can anti-smarks recover
>>1384226
An hero.
>>1384226
>being this delusional
As autistic as ambrose fans.
>>1384233
I mean you're stupid for not getting the filename
>>1384248
Your mom botched giving birth
>>1384251
BTFO
>>1384226
He clearly botched.
Talk to da hand.
Hes awesome
>does the tearaway suit entrance even though wwe refuses to change his music
>cesaro swing, neutralizer, uppercuts, athletic as fuck and does le flippy shit sometimes despite his size
>6'5, natty, unlike john cena
>good on the mic when given a chance
>neutralizer on a 500 pound man, swung 400 pound men like they were toys
>rightfully deserves a push and i believe it will come at mitb
How can one swiss superman (that nickname though) be so fucking based? Thats how
>>1384132
Any retard in this board, yeah
>Top five worker in the company
>Good on the mic
>One of the best looks in the company, his entrance is so good it salvages his crummy music.
Why is this guy winning MitB and walking out with the title at Summerslam?
>>1383232
>WORKED
>>1383305
Guy is kinda right except his ring skills and even that isnt helping him since he is becoming an uppercut spam meme wrestler.
>>1385018
>good on the mic
He is average at best. Agree with the other points though.