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Tonight is the night
Current Champions
>WHC
Roman Reigns
>United States
Rusev
>Intercontinental
The Miz
>Tag Team
The New Day
I hope CM Punk shows up!
>>1379733
Its in Chicago?
BREAKING NEWS SAMOANS AREN'T AMERICAN
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/13/politics/american-samoa-citizenship-supreme-court/index.html
>>1379731
When is the main title going to be split again.I fucking hate the unified title meme
>>1379737
Reigns and Usos deported when?
>she will be wwe womens champ some day
>>1379742
Based
>>1379737
SAMOANS BTFO
save us bayley
>>1379766
Have sex
>>1379768
Says the namefag on /asp/
I'll just watch the trimmed down version on hulu tomorrow. Can't miss the Copa América game.
>>1379772
Shut it dweeb
>>1379777
Watch it fatass, you might work yourself into a sweat.
>Raw opens with a minute of silence for Orlando
>Gay Community's face when
>>1379778
Kys nerd
>>1379778
>actually saving that to your computer
Get worked
>>1379782
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 4 years: 4 YEARS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're
"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
>>1379787
Kek its too easy
Whats that stream site with the good quality ones that only allow a certain amount to connect?
>>1379778
>Carter eternally BTFO by this single image
Did he bury himself?
>>1379804
How am i btfo in any way shape and or form ya fucking dweeb
10 man tag team match right? The New Days + Enzo and Cass vs the Club and Vaudevillians
>>1379796
I'm not sure whether this is pasta or real, but holy shit calm down lad. Don't let Carter get to you.
>tfw based Chrisley won't get his WHC push
>>1379839
Go back to /wcw/!
Should I watch Raw tonight?
>>1379844
If this is the one before MITB, then yeah I'd say so
can someone hit me up with a stream
>>1379844
You're going to watch it anyway.
>>1379847
http://taima.tv/r/woooalt for 720p
Ignore the chatroom
Not a lot of active posters tonight.
link? vipbox fucked...
I haven't watch raw live in about 2 months. Should I watch it tonight?
Who /E3/ here?
>>1379855
18+
ORLANDO MAKING ROMAN LOOK STRONG
We gay now
Whelp, here we go
>darren young at the front
>No AJ Styles
/pol/ here reminding you this was a FALSE FLAG
Fucking fag bullshit
WE STAND WITH PAT PATTERSON
>>1379854
Yes.
Fucking gays
way to silence the boos from the new orleans crowd wwe
Holy fuck, Vince looks really sick
>its a we stand with Orlando episode
>>1379873
seriously, he looked like death
EXCUSE ME! when?
>contract signing for a non-title match
BMJ making the world title look like shit again kek
Vince looked old as fuck holy shit
And here come the gay niggers to talk about Orlando
>IT'S A STALE BLACK MEN OPEN THE RAW RAW
>mfw the Ambrose Asylum segment leads to the main event of MITB becoming a triple threat so Ambrose gets pinned
>New Gay
>>1379878
Based BMJ
Ia there anything more meme than contract signings?
ONLY ON THE WWE NETWORK
>>1379885
Big John > Any Title
He doesn't get paid more than Triple H for nothing
LINK?
>>1379885
When it's not for a title
Wheres my dean
>>1379885
BROTHER NERO
SHilling to Steph Curry.
Kek
Le cringe day
Steph Curry is literally BTFO
STEPH CURRY BTFO
WHITE PEOPLE BTFO
>>1379893
kys false flagging cuck
>>1379882
>ambrose wins the money in the bag
>conceives the title contract 20 minutes later
>gets planned by reigns
>steph curry getting roasted even on wwe programming
>>1379885
Rivals coming out to do commentary
It's a niggers talk about shoes episode
Why is Kofi wearing fubu?
S A W F T
AHAHAHAHA NIGGERS LOVE SHOES
>It's a New Day steals jokes from twitter and reddit episode
Kill meplease
GREENWICH
BLOWN
OUT
>>1379905
underarmor you dirty white boy
>>1379894
Tell me about Matt, why doesn't he sign the contract?
A U T I S I M S H O E S I G H T I N G
Time for bantz!
>>1379895
Learn what words mean before using them you stupid idiot
HOW U DOIN
Im so glad to see Enzo.
BASED ENZO AND CASS
Dean looking to get some puss tonight from the hooker in the second row with the sign.
BADA BOOM
MOST OVER MEN IN THE ROOM
HOW YOU DOIN
E&C more over than stale niggers
>>1379910
>white boy
BASED ENZO
A
S
E
D
E
N
Z
O
Mega Edge and Enzo cringe segment
THATS NOT PG
>DILDO REFERENCE
PG BTFO WE POST MODERN NOW
HAHA DILDOS
PG BTFO
G
B
T
F
O
FUCKING REKT
JUST FUCK KOFI'S SHUT UP
S E I N F E L D
E
I
N
F
E
L
D
COUPLE HAYTAS?
A COUPLA HAYTAS?
>DILDO JOKE
FUCKING BASED
>Steph Curry
We dildos now
OH BITCH
BLEACHED
L
E
A
C
H
E
D
What is this?! We PG14?
I feel like Big Cass' nipple is staring at me.
Just kill everyone in this segment
>PG ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>Kofi turns Heel over the shoes
>BLACK MAN GETS KEKED WHEN WHITE MAN FUCKS HIS TROMBONE
KEKED
What is this shit
WHAT IS GOING ON
Fucking dead crowd
>Enzo fucked a trombone
JERSEY'D
F R A N K I E?
Enzo fucked a trombone
FRANNYS NO SAINT
IS THIS PG?
This is actually happening right now
We Attitude Era now!
CONFIRMED KEK
xavier the cucked
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D
Enzo is a trombonaphile?!
This killed the crowd
PG IS DED
C U C K
new day cucks
I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO BLOWS MY GIRL
>Enzo fucking a trombone
I CAN'T FUCKING BREATH
>this fucking segment
Vince and Steph are dying
>this sitcom tier humor
I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS
FUCK I GOT WORKED
>>1379934
Fucking hot
Kek its an Elijah gets cucked episode
PG ABSOLUTELY BTFO
This is getting awkward
>this segment
I hope to god Bullet Club comes in, and just kicks their ass and doesn't talk,
What am I watching?
>Vaudevillians
Guess it's ruined now.
Simon Gotch is such as fucking wimp.
WHY DOESN'T THE PRODUCTION TRUCK MAKE THE TV FEED BLACK AND WHITE WHEN THESE GUYS COME OUT? YET THEY DID IT EVERY WEEK FOR THE NWO
IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE
KEKED.BY.LITTLE.WHITE.MAN
Based Singer English is back!
Thats a pretty cool shirt
I like The Vaudevillians, I hope they win on sunday
BASED SINGER AIDEN
>>1379976
I bet $500 he would beat the living fuck out of you.
THE CLUB
H
E
>No we don'tski
BASED
CLUB
Bullet club should never be on the mics
>>1379977
the change to color when the match started was a little too jarring.
CHEAP
HEAT
>"what is this, shill shill shill?"
>cheap heat
Old fashion cheap shots. Love it.
Those fucking trench coats that Gallows and Anderson are wearing need to go
Cheap heat
>le heel insults sports team
>CHEAP
>HEAT
Cheap heat
This feud is pretty fun, good opening segment tbqhwyf
>They call themselves "The Club"
when did the new age outlaws come back?
holy shit, that's rough. The saints have a weak defense. I would be mad too if he said that about my team.
>>1379991
Lel made me spit my drink out
>>1380001
2015?
>>1379986
*Gallows should never be on the mic
>>1379999
quads of truth, I like the tag team divison in it's current state.
teddy long comes just one night
and we are already getting the 8 man tagteam matches
>tfw you're sawft
It's been a while since some nice cheap heat
>>1379977
Changing back to color too quickly kept making Kevin Dunn shit his pants
That sweet, sweet Rob Ryan heat.
>>1379976
hes got droopy breasts. it looks like he used to be really fat and still has some loose skin. i guess thats why he covers them up
>8 man tag
And I'm out.
>>1380007
Just think, we're only a few months removed from the Prime Time Playas holding the titles
>They call themselves "The Peashooter Pals" Jawn
Can WWE ever make a creepy seeming gimmick actually be creepy?
You have the Wyatts as good ol' swamp boys and nothing is scary because they book them to lose every match.
Now you have Gal/And who are kinda like...Doomsday Prepper/STALKER kinda gimmick, and nothing is scary about them either because they're actually trying to talk to a team of 1920s Victorian Strongmen, 3 Unicorn Nigs, and 2 Jersey Shore gangtas
Who /Club/ here??
When the kkklub win the tag team title, who are they going to lynch?
I wonder what the bullet club thinks of the shooting considering they hate gays and are Muslim
Dominos > Pizza Hut > little ceasers
Who's eating the pin at MITB?
Well I'm done for this raw.
That was retarded
>>1380024
>this pleb opinion
>>1380024
+1 good sir c:
>Seth will know why they call me Roman Reigns
What did he mean by this?
>>1380025
100% Vaudevillians
>>1380024
objectively correct
>>1380002
>tfw not even preseason yet and Kikaha tears his ACL
The defense is cursed at this point tbdesu. They'll be lucky to be in the top 25 defenses.
>>1379999
>No USOS
Thats why this is so awesome. I Hope they never comeback on the title picture
WHAT YOU EATIN BOYS
>good old pahtayta chips
>>1380024
eating from chain restaurants
>>1380021
>Bullet Club
>led by Finn Balor
>hating gays
shiggy
>>1380024
Ginos Pizza > Little Caesers > Pizza Hut >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dominos
>>1380018
Have a character that comes out in a orange jump suit and blankly stares at children. Doesnt even try and wrestle. Put a child actor in the audience and have him pull the kid out and take him in the back against his own will. Seems like itd pretty creepy.
>>1380024
Pizza Hut Wings > Little Ceaser's Deep Dish > Pizza Hut Hand-Tossed > Dominoes > Pizza Hut Everything Else > Little Ceaser's everything else
>Cole mentioning London and Kendrick on air
Return when?
JBL confirmed for Bernie Bot
>>1380024
Papa John's destroys them all.
>>1380024
Pizza Hut > Domino's >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Little Caesars
>>1380045
controversial
>>1380042
Kendrick is going to be in the Cruiserweight Classic.
>>1380045
How's retirement going, Peyton?
>White people are the villains
>Black people and two new englanders are the faces
What would the Great Hambino's finisher be?
that roll Aiden English did was such a botch
>>1380042
http://www.wwe.com/section/cruiserweight-classic-competitors?sf28593184=1
Kendrick is here. Also BASED IBUSHI!!!
>>1380039
haha what the fuck
>>1380041
Is that Kurt?
>JUST
>>1380051
TBONE SUPLEX
>dat flip
>>1380053
Not to mention THE JAPANESE BUZZSAW TAJIRI
That was a great catch on their part
Do you think Meme Balor will debut tonight?
>>1380018
Paranoid doomsday preppers would be a cool gimmick for Festus and Anderson. Especially because they don't really have a gimmick other than being AJ Style's bald friends
>>1380040
>knowing this much about pizza chain menus
>>1380024
Pizza from chain restaurants it's tier shit
Wait hold up, Kofi Kingston is BLACK?
>>1380022
I never said he wasn't right. In fact I said they were a shit defense.
Where the fuck is Thickie Guerrero?
>>1380066
Kys
>>1380066
This, if you're eating pizza that isn't unique to your state, you don't know SHIT about pizza
>tfw no my broski
>>1380069
She retired from wwe like 2 years ago.
>>1380056
he looked less goofy towards the end
>JBL says Gallows and Anderson are former G1 champions
>Either JBL thinks the World Tag League is the same as the G1 or Anderson told him his G1 Climax 2012 finalist story
Either way classic JBL spout nonsense.
>>1380067
He's not African...Its from Ghana
>>1380062
Probably debuting at money in the bank.
>>1380050
so?
>>1380062
No, besides who will he feud with. Apparently Bray Wyatt is returning though
>>1380070
ok, but if you keep eating those kind of pizza you wont see it
>>1379731
fuck off stev02cold
>>1380062
I think he'll get drafted
> Babe Ruth's nickname there was "Niggerlips", as he had large facial features and was darker than most boys at the all-white reformatory
ahahahahaahahaha
BRAY WYATT RETURN TONIGHT AS FACE BRAY WYATT RETURN TONIGHT AS FACE BRAY WYATT RETURN TONIGHT AS FACE BRAY WYATT RETURN TONIGHT AS FACE BRAY WYATT RETURN TONIGHT AS FACE BRAY WYATT RETURN TONIGHT AS FACE BRAY WYATT RETURN TONIGHT AS FACE BRAY WYATT RETURN TONIGHT AS FACE
>>1380070
>Kys
You just KNOW this guy knows about pizza.
>battleborn sponsors wwe
hahaha
I know it's just because of 2k but still funny
>>1379985
Gallows clearly did that to pop himself, I think its funny cause he is so relaxed and they both used to do that type of stuff to pop themselves in Japan but Anderson looks to be no nonsense right now.
>>1380075
>Got shot several times in the gut
>Goes back to her town
>Dies in an alley
WHY DIDN'T YOU GO TO A DOCTOR!?
>>1380062
>At an NXT show in Belfast last night
Not a fucking chance
GOD DAMNIT
EVERY FUCKING WEEK I TELL YOU
EVERY FUCKING WEEK
I TRY TO WATCH the DAMN SHOW IN PEACE. AND OF COURSE
OF COURSE
MY DAD WALKS IN ON BIG E SPANKING SIIMON GOTCH AND NOW HES SAYING I SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE NIGHTCLUB
FUCKKK
>>1380091
some arya shit there lad
>>1380062
No he his doing a Nakamura match and will debut after Cena beats AJ to usurp the role of leader of The Club from AJ.
>>1380093
This stopped being funny a long time ago.
>>1380088
Didn't that game flop hard as fuck because of that overhyped TF2 dlc trash?
>>1380091
Because it's a terrible anime
the manga got worse, too
>>1380086
But why today?
>>1380093
Haha
>>1380093
Kek
>>1380093
Well this is new one.
>>1380093
I promise you every faggot that died in Orlando was an NXT fan
>>1380093
Based Dad
>>1380050
>New Englanders
They are not suppose to be from New England buddy.
>>1380093
watch that edginess doesnt hurt others my teenage friend
>>1380098
Oh yeah it was terrible to watch. Never read the manga though. Should I?
>>1380093
It always gets me
>>1380051
The pork roll
>>1380039
i said years ago, a child molester character would be so good
>>1380024
>mfw these niggas dont know shit about brooklyn pizza
>According to Wrestling Inquistr, Randy Orton is scheduled to return on RAW June 20th after the "Money in the Bank" Pay-Per-View by WWE on the previous night.
>It is planned that A.J. Styles defeats 15-time WWE World Heavyweight Champion John Cena after interference by Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson after they both lose a match earlier in the night for the WWE Tag Team Championships.
>On the following RAW, John Cena will be giving a speech in the ring about the New Era vs Old Era, when The Club (a group consisting of Styles, Anderson, and Gallows) come out and attack Cena. After which Cena is laying down in the ring, Randy Orton reappears to help out John Cena, knocking around The Club long enough to were, with Cena's help, knock Anderson and Gallows out of the ring and giving AJ Styles an RKO after Cena hits Styles with an Attitude Adjustment.
Based Club standing tall
what happened to endzone and cash?
>>1380073
Soon boss soon.
Nice opening match
That actually wasn't too bad.
>KKKlub and memevillians winning
>Confirmed eating the pin at mitb
New Gay btfo
>>1380091
Cats go to alleys to die in solitude
SIERRA
SIERRA
HOTEL
ECHO
BRAVO
DELTA
>>1380116
Idk about this
>>1380093
I shouldn't be laughing, but fuck that was funny
welcuem to da shelid of jutsice
>>1380126
Dogs as well.
>showing these fucking documentary clips again
Why aren't they actually just coming out?
>>1380116
sounds awful
>>1380093
top kek
>>1380137
kys cancer, don't start shitting up the live threads too
>>1380147
Where have you been? He's always shit up the live threads.
>>1380137
Fuck off fatso
>WWE Putting this fag on /tv/ to relate to the Orlando shootings
cringe inducement
>Corporate Kane
>>1380163
'no'
He's been on the last few weeks
>Kane is still employed
ITS LIBERTARIAN GLENN JACOBW
![Eric_Bischoff_-_Eric_Bischoff_06[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BUp9ywW.jpg "Eric Bischoff - Eric Bischoff 06[1]")
HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE RIGHTFUL LEADER COMES BACK
Kane
>>1380196
I AM BACK
AND BETTER THAN EVER
>>1380209
>i am
EAT
SLEEP
COMMERCIAL BREAK
REPEAT
WE ARE AN OMEN IN THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Why are they back to these retarded videos
SIERRA
HOTEL
INDIA
ECHO
LIMA
DELTA
Is 4chan getting attacked by ruskies again?
Ruskies?
>>1380578
>>1380250
Cuz they're retarded?
>>1379775
>Watching Copa América
Kek atleast watch something that matters like the Euros
>>1380039
Marcus Louis pls
