sure
>>1375138
Bitter and has an overinflated opinion of himself? Yes, I guess he is this generation's Bret Hart.
>>1375138
What the fuck was with this wannabe-ass Wolverine look? Nigga thinking he better looking than he actually is.
>>1375138
Bret hart actually had talent so no
>>1375148
please have sex
>>1375153
Hey, Phil.
DBry fits the mold much more.
>huge moment at an 'X' Mania
>technical wrestler with many fans despite not being too great as a talker
>loved one died at an important time in his career/life (his Father, Bret's brother)
>forced into early retirement due to injury
>married to the business
>>1375163
Yeah but D Bry isn't a cuck like Punk and Bret
>>1375165
>left at home as Brie traveled the world with a roster of mastodons
Isn't he, senpai?
Isn't he?
>>1375165
Bret aint no cuck m8
>>1375138
No, CM Punk is exactly what new fans (who started watching post 2002) think Bret is/was.
>>1375178
But he is married to a sheboon, which is even worse.
>>1375138
A million times more entertaining but yeah sure
>>1375163
Bryan isn't a bitter old cuck that's a total mark for himself though
>>1375209
Post pic of your chick with timestamp now pham
An arrogant bitter old fuck with no knees and a bad back? Yes, though he was better than Bret.
Punk was actually entertaining
Is Deancuck the Chris Crocker of this generation?
Whining cunt? Sure.
>>1375146
Go fuck yourself cuckold.
He was this generation's Stone Cold. Bright anti establishment star that took his ball and went hom
>>1375163
DB is already Benoit for obvious reasons.
>Best technical wrestler of his time
>made a name for himself wrestling in japan and other places in america (ECW and WCW for Benoit, ROH and PWG For Bryan)
>those moves
>that triple theat at an "X" Mania
>big moment winning the world title after years of hard work
>all those concussions
>>1375138
No. Phil is a dick and Bret is a noble and fair man
>>1375138
>eternally butt hurt
>jealous of superior wrestlers
>faggot
>cry baby
>cancerous
>overrated as hell
>punch worthy face
>looks like he stinks
>neckbeards start violently tipping their fedoras whenever anyone points any of these facts out
i'd say you called it right on the money, OP. well done.
why is asp so anti-cm punk?
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
Nah Bret was entertaining
>>1376902
Because it's not their fault.
>whiny bitter cunts
>marks for themselves
>same UFC record
Yes.
>>1376989
>!
A new level of Reddit!
He's a way better technical wrestler than Hart could ever hope to be, and has more charisma in his pinky finger than Brat "the Shitman" Fart does in his entire family.
>>1376950
Damn, that's some truth right there. Punk is the GOAT.
C(rybaby) M(anlet) Punk
>>1379364
>He's a way better technical wrestler than Hart could ever hope to be
He could've even hit his finisher right half the time.
>>1379758
couldn't even
forgive me i am russia
>>1379759
I forgive
>>1379577
Big fan of Punk spittin dat hot truth fiyah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YxQ_b_VHyk
>>1376950
I agree with 95% of this. It is impossible to overstate the talent or importance of CM Punk.
