How will his UFC debut go?
It'll be the biggest night since mania on this board. He's a big fucking deal.
better than this thread will go
>>1373258
Hell cower on the ground and grapple for 3 rounds like a little bitch
>>1373265
But you'll be talking about him... Proving my point even further, you fucking faggot. Kys
>>1373283
>SEETHING
>>1373258
It will never happen.
Emo brats do not fight, they whine.
>>1373258
He'll bee-line to Cabana's podcast and bitch about how stiff his opponent was.
Post yfw cm cuck gets knocked out with a roundhouse literally six seconds in
>>1373258
Emo """""fighter"""""? Not a chance.
>>1373258
Is he at 200?
>>1373996
>>1374061
202
>>1373258
Is that a recent pic? He looks like he's about to die.
>The fight begins
>Phil gets KO'd in the first round
>CM cries about it for the next few months on twitter
>>1373996
I put $50 on him so hopefully well
>>1374169
Always bet on the underdog
>>1374177
No nigga. U r absolutely bonkers my man. Cm punk has literally zero chance of winning. U just lost $50 nigga smhtbhfam
>>1373996
>>1374158
You put your entire life savings on a weak whining vegan emo brat?
>>1373996
>>1373996
>yfw Punk trips over as soon as the fight starts and Mickey makes him tap to the Anaconda Vice
Can't wait for based Punk to win and see how BTFO the neckbeards here get.
>>1374575
Same.
The shitpost will be glorious.
>>1374575
>Lesnar loses
>Punk wins
would love to see the look on anti-smarks and Vince's face when that happens
>>1373258
>Implying that this 40 year old cuck will actually fight.
Top kek
Punk:
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches in less than 10 years
>Is straight-edge; completely drug & toxin free
>Brought ROH to relevance in the early-mid 00s
>Smartly got out of pro wrestling before it destroyed his body
>Wouldn't take any more of WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed The Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Z-Pak Chris Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise without half the push and protection in booking Cena gets
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes of mic time
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part of the show any time he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Rad as fuck
>Based as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker, stole WM 29
>Had the best match with John Cena of his entire career and also his greatest rival ever
>Is the reason wrestlers & fans finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry got his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley and many other respected names
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Completely D E S T R O Y E D The Rock on the mic
>Buried The Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to try UFC in his 30s
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
You:
>mad as fuck
>broke
>no gf
>EVER
>rage posting about rich successful millionaire pursuing his life dreams on Cantonese comic strip discussion boards
Ladies and Gentlemen, there are winners and losers in life.
GUESS WHICH ONE YOU ARE
In the first round, he gets taken down and choked out. While unconscious, he pisses and shits himself.
He's probably gonna win because he's marketable
>>1379093
lol that would be awesome
>>1373258
Whether he wins or loses, there's no doubt it'll be the biggest shitstorm to ever hit /asp/ and the shitposting will be massive.
Looking forward to it.
>>1379121
Gonna be a hell of a drug
>>1379074
Please have sex right now. I'm begging you. Atleast touch a woman
>>1379074
This is all indisputable fact.
>>1373265
At least he won't cower behind a computer screen.
>>1379074
I know this is supposed to be a meme, but holy shit, it's accurate.
>>1381404
Hi Phil! Are you pretending to train for a fight that will never happen?
really looking forward to his fight desu. it will be a good opportunity for us to bond with the MMAutists and the shitposting will be great no matter the outcome
>>1373258
It'll be like him winning the women's championship, not gonna happen
>>1381527
Yeah, all that while I'm shitposting when lying in front of my computer on a pile of money.
>>1373996
