Things paid for by Broken Matt's BRILLIANCE:
>This House
>Your home
>The toys that Brother Nero's little girls play with
>TNA's next 4 PPVs
>the NASA Space programme
>Roman's Reign
>US Budget deficit
>Hilary's campaign
Anything else?
Jeff is richer than Matt
>>1372488
Joker sting all over again
>>1372488
>Tim Burton's on-set hairdresser
>>1372488
>TNA's next 4 PPVs
>implying it will survive after Slammiversary
>>1372488
Trump's wall after he wins. As well as all the assassination attempts on said president. He's smart and playing both sides.
>>1372955
top kek. everyone should realize by now that TNA can never die. no matter how low the rating get Dixie will be sucking cocks behind a board room door somewhere just to get some tv deal somewhere.
>>1372958
So... Matt is literally Mexico?
>>1372977
Si! Si! Si!
>>1372488
Why the fuck is Matt Hardy copying Seth's hairstyle?
>>1372984
Actually, this guy is what Matt's trying to be. Movie's pretty cool, you should see it.
>>1372488
>mfw these two retards will never leave their drug adiction and return to WWE to be the Hardy boyz again
>No more Mattitude
>No more slap a tornado and dry up a sea
>>1373387
The hardy boys never had a storyline this riveting in the E.
I'm buying a tna ppv, I've never done that before.
>>1372966
You overestimate the power of behind the scenes blowjobs. Those are multi million dollar blowjobs. At some point human trafficking is easier.
>>1373611
It's not the blowjob that's important: it's the fact that somebody with many millions of dollars worth of assets and liabilities was on their knees for you, taking your seed in their stomach.
So are we doing a game thread for slammiversary on Sunday?
>>1373603
How much is it? I can't see it being more than $10
>>1373682
if it's streaming for free, then there will be a game thread, guaranteed.
They finally got me to care about TNA, and I never even liked the Hardy Boyz that much. Good job, Broken Matt.
