Hi guys, CM Punk here, just wanted to let you know I was able to get the easiest opponent for myself so I don't look like a pussy and I have at least one fight under my belt. I'll most likely win too since I'm facing a twig. Then you guys won't be able to make fun of me anymore.
-xoxo Phil Brooks
>his opponent is a manlet
Kek, his defeat will be even more humiliating
>hourly cm punk shitpost thread
>>1364016
If CM Punk somehow loses this I'll shit myself with laughter. I really pray he loses so he won't have any kind of "bragging rights"
>>1364024
I never liked him from the beginning. I hated people that sucked his cock daily. I was happy he finally left. If he doesn't get his way he throws a hissy fit. He acts like a child, not like a man.
>imagine being a pathetic enough autist to post this
>>1364034
Hey Phil
>>1364150
If I said I was Phil would you finally resolve your abandonment issues?
>>1364155
I know you have to have things your way or you'll start cutting again, Phil so yes I have abandonment issues and need you to tell me that this is you.
>>1364204
>Punk
>cutting
Your meme sucks. Project elsewhere.
>>1364242
Why are you getting so defensive Phil? I was only joshing you...unless...you do cut....hmmmmm....
>>1364245
>actually believing Punk would ever waste his time on a dorkchop like you
>>1364273
kek phil on max damage control
>>1364344
I'm sure the next time you say "Phil" it'll finally be the one that gets rid of those abandonment issues!
>>1364363
umad phil?
come back after you actually won a fight
>>1364363
Hi Phil
>>1364376
>come back
Finally, he admits that's what he wants.
It's not your fault he left.
>>1364398
Hola phil
>>1364406
>please return to me Sempai Punk I'm so lonely without you
>>1364444
phil
