You go up to this man after his match and you tell him "nice
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You go up to this man after his match and you tell him "nice hurricana!" he then immediately takes off his sunglasses and chain mail headdress and you've got 3 seconds to respond.
What do you do?
>>1363136
Say it again because he probably didn't hear me and that's why he took off that loud chainmail.
>>1363136
Yell Roid Rage
That's Paul London ya know.
>>1363136
I mean F-f-frankensteiner
"Hey, you're a good looking man under all that crap ;^)"
>>1363136
I'd never call it that in the first place. It's a fucking Frankensteiner
I holler.
i-it's a p-prank bro
>>1363136
HE'S A STUNT GRANNY
>>1363136
Say nothing, just hope that it will be over quickly
>>1363136
"Bischoff paid me!"
>>1363136
Jus' kiddin'. And promptly sit down.
>>1363643
This. look at the man's peaks
>>1363136
I scream
>WRESTLING IS FAKE
at him and watch him cry
>>1363136
I whisper to his ear "And how's your mother?"
>>1363136
>turn 360 degrees
>walk away
>>1363761
>Implying this would make him cry
>Implying you could make Scott Steiner cry
>>1363136
i guess you'd just have to outspeed him since there's no way you're going to outmuscle the genetic freak big bad booty daddy. best move would probably be eye poke, jump barricade, low blow, run up the ramp instead of the crowd because you will be far more impeded by them than scott will when he's ready to beat your ass in about six seconds.