RAW GAMETHREAD #6
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First for AJs burial.
RIP.
should I get jap or Chinese food?
>mfw the club loses clean tonight and aj loses clean at MITB
>>1362653
>dog vs underage cat
>>1362661
>He legit cut a promo on Hogan's wife in the middle of an airport. That shit ain't normal.
Not normal but based as fuck
>tfw buried at 3 PPV in a row
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE WYATTS
Ahhh finally time for piss/smoke break. See you guys in 5 mins
Enjoy your womens """""""wrestling"""""""""
>>1362653
American
>Kimbo Slice is dead
What's up lads
>>1362679
lol what
>this segment again
>>1362653
chinese
>>1362679
OH SHIT NO! I wanted to see him kill more people!
>>1362683
He's in the hospital
This Darren Young shit is awful.
>>1362679
NOT YET SENPAI
>Bob Backlund is so racist he refuses to be in the same room as Darren Young
kek
>>1362679
wow
i like these segments 2 b h i love looking at darren youngs big pecs damn theyre huge and nice
>>1362679
He not dead yet
WE'RE GONNA MAKE DARREN YOUNG STRAIGHT AGAIN!
>>1362679
wait what?
>>1362679
NOT MY NIGGA KIMBO
Dana hnnnggg
WHO /LOYALSUBJECT/ HERE?
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>Dump father
>still poiggyback his music
CHARLOTTE GONNA JOB TO THE WHAT CHANTS YES OR NO
Charlotte is cringe incarnate
fuck sake, went for a piss break and the manlets start coming out because another darren young shitsegment was dragged out.
omg charlotte literally has no ass
where the fuck is nikki bella.
SAVE_US.NIKKI
Ric's not looking well, lads
>>1362695
Who would win in a shoot fight Kimbo Slice or Haku?
Does Bob Backlund know Darren Young is an homo?
>>1362701
kill yourself whatcuckture
>>1362703
100% chance she will
DANA'S TITS
>>1362679
FUCK
Please be good Kimbo. You're the original Black Goldberg
>You're just....to me....dead.
THAT ASS ON DANA
REMOVE REFRIGERATOR
>Charlotte today
MUUUH DIIIIIIIICK
>>1362706
Nikki is worse, though
>>1362679
aw sheit
WE MUST RETURN TO THE GENESIS OF OUR CREATION.
>>1362701
Don't sir. Just don't.
Fug, that body on Dana.
>>1362719
WHAT'S WRONG WITHUUUUUU
Fucking WWE giving in so hard to India whiners
>>1362719
BROTHER NERO
>Dana vs Natty
BATTLE OF THE
THICC
H
I
C
C
>>1362679
who cares
I like Natty, but this has gone on too long.
Fug! That DANA!
>Becky this has, first of all, nothing to do with you
Is there literally nothing else going on in the divas division? This has been going on for what a year?
>"I don't want to share the spotlight"
>Is hanging out with some blonde bimbo
Please god end this horrible segment.
>The state of Beckys hair.
>Becky getting THICC
>New Era Women's Division
>>1362679
what?
please just fucking wipe the womens division off the face of the planet and bring back the divas division and their 5 minute segments
>BECKY'S THIGHS
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Harts BTFO
>>1362719
Are you ok Mr Hardy?
3 manlets and an ugly ginger with a manlet voice.
>becky trying to speak english
KEK
>Natty
Literally shit on the mic
>Becky's nice meaty thighs
>>1362728
Have sex and grow up.
>becky still using a shirt as gear
OHHHHHHHHHHH
HART'S REKT
>>1362735
I dig it more desu
Damn I like that look on Dana.
>main event time
>it's a """technical wrestling""" """"""ring psychology""""" snoozefest
>suddenly
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UssdX_l-XyY
How hard would you mark?
the more clothes charlotte wears the better she looks
>female Sheamus
Who the fuck is Dana?
>becky is literally fat
wtf is that beer guy
>Disgustink.
Becky needs to re-dye her entire hair red, because whatever colors it is now doesnt feel right
>>1362753
BROTHER NERO
>>1362757
Dana White
Dana is going to whack Charlotte.
>>1362740
>>1362736
BECKYS THIGHS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
what the fuck is up with those two oompa loompa looking ass people. How orange can one's skin get
I want to impregnate Becky Lynch and rub my dick all over them potato thighs
good fuck dana brooks tits are fucking huge
>>1362740
Are you serious?
She's in the ring with 2 gals much thicker then she is. Dana and Natty have better thighs.
All that make up on Dana is disgusting
fucking state of Becky's hair
The thighs on Becky. Shiet!
>>1362753
I would sign the contract.
>>1362753
>This is the ring where it all began Cena
>You don't even work here!
>>1362753
O9HHHHHOHHHHH YEAAHAEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>you will never have a 3 way with Becky and Natty
>>1362753
>Crowd chants "BROTHER NERO"
>that awful punch
she's fucking trash.
>this gathering in the ring
how many strap-ons owned between them all
>>1362719
I KNEW YOU'D COME
AND SO HAVE I
BIG MOMMA PUMP
>Becky's ass
I'm in love with Natty's voice more than her body desu
TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA
Hahahahah TRIP
>>1362748
settle down
>>1362767
You can't see them though
Becky's giant clown wig was about to fall off
becky has legit tiny thighs the fuck is wrong with you white bois
This is all a ploy for Dana to turn on Charlotte and become the Big Momma Pump heel of the Women's Division
Screencap shit
Dana has big things in store
Just realized that they are gonna set up Dana for the same kind of Face Turn Batista did when he turned against HHH.
>crickets
>becky tripping over natty
TOP KEK
>Becky tripping of Naty
>>1362753
Honestly, 1 week ago I wouldnt give a single fuck. But after BROTHER NERO this is my new number 1 comeback wish
>>1362780
how come her thighs are so prefect brehs?
>>1362749
She needs to wear that corset that makes her tits pop out
>>1362780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB4vcTlceyY
>based coach
>>1362746
Becky was worst.
She even forgot to hold the damn mic to her mouth to say banshee. Need the mic to cut a promo you stupid potato nigger.
this episode is on huge piss break
>the end
>>1362788
>Big Poppa Pump will be her manager
Fuck YES!
becky is literally fat and disgusting
pls no, I don't want a Dana face turn so soon
>>1362780
she has no ass
even an irishman would admit to it
>>1362799
It probably will just be going through the motions until brand split.
When is Bayley's massive debut to dethrone Charlotte?
I'm honestly tired of Charlotte's voice and her face and her formulaic promos
>>1362746
Fuck off
hey guys what should we call our last PPV
THE END
sounds great senpai
Dana
>muh dick
>muh dick
>muh dick
Charlotte
>no ass
>no ass
>no ass
what the fuck Kimbo Slice has died ._.
>>1362808
Are they really killing off nxt?
NO ONE SCREENSHOTTED BECKYS THIGHS OR ASS
>>1362807
Throw your trip on so I can filter you, faggot
>>1362808
NXT has/had shitty names Tbh.
Post butts
>>1362806
Get used to it. She's Flairs kid. Haitch is going to let her go on a Reign of Terror second only to his own.
>>1362815
>No Way Jose
>>1362810
prove ?
kimbo dead
>>1362813
she had the third best ass there pham
>>1362810
>Hospitalized
Fuck off
>>1362810
>heart failure
>He was only 42
The fuck?!
>>1362810
He was the Ali of MMA.
try one a dese next time uce
>>1362812
No its most likely going to be the end of the balor/joe feud
>>1362812
No, they already announced takeover at Brooklyn
>>1362719
What is this?
I haven't kept up with wrestling in 2 months.
>>1362826
Roids & fried chicken plus other black ppl food
>>1362826
niggers traditionally have bad hearts
>>1362806
Bayley is not beating Charlotte, Sasha is
>>1362826
Substance abuse will do that to you
SKY SPORTS BURIED
>>1362813
>screen shot her ass
Can't take a screen of something that doesn't exist.
KIMBO SLICE IS DEAD! WE LOST A LEGEND!
https://twitter.com/MMA_Nick/status/740002976157306880
THE SHINING STARS MIGHT AS WELL BE FROM ANTARCTICA
BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO HEAT
HAHAHAHAHHA
>>1362814
>/a/ trash
>thinks I have a trip
>wants to hide posts just like he downvotes on reddit
You can filter "Fuck Off"
peurto rico buried af
"LOOK HOW HISPANIC WE ARE" the gimmick
BreezeDango remix is fucking BEAST
We're really sorry for this temporary fault.
I thought these Shining Stars "promos" were literal adverts to get people to travel to Puerto Rico. Who fucking okayed this gimmick?
>>1362840
Breddy gud Tbh
>>1362837
Even they knew how shitty the next match is.
we're still doing the breezango thing?
okay..
this remix is great kek
>them is literally two songs playing at the same time
I like Breezango. It's so Zoolander. And that remix is hot fire.
>Aerogigantic
They really are gay for each other.
The Breezango skit was quite funny actually
no one cares about Puerto Rico
Say hello to the next tag team champions
>Aerogigantic
>>1362810
>Ali
>Slice
>Tyson is next
RIPIP
Biggest faggots in the history of WWE these two.
jesus Tyler sounds gay..
Come to Puerto Rico and enjoy massive debt
>2 gay men versus 2 old men: The Feud
>aerogigantic
>goldentruth
Bathroom break lads
>Zoolander the tage team
>>1362841
Stay mad, faggot
Man I actually enjoy these Brezango segments
How is Kel still employed?
>Goldust gets a bigger pop than zamy sain
Breezedango is JoJo as fuck.
> you want it, you got it, the golden truth
>Johnny Curtis will never come back
fuck r truth is annoying
Shut up
R Truth really sucks at rapping
>>1362829
Maybe some more talents go to the main rostor, hopefully bayley
then nakamura and asuka going to be the top dogs in nxt
What made Truth laugh at the top of the stage
Breezango is the best thing that's come out of this golden truth story line
YOU WANT IT?
YOU GOT IT
THE GOLDEN TRUTH
>mfw breezango could actually be some thing if they could just get past the goldentruth bullshit
>ywn be spitroasted by Breezango
How long has the Golden Truth stuff been going on? Summer Slam?
It's like they want the 3rd hour ratings to die.
>>1362840
Shining Stars... More like Black Holes! CHARISMA Black Holes that is!
R Truth is 44 and Goldust is 47
Jesus
Breezedango > Golden Truth
>>1362876
Sup Kevin, you got hair on your balls?
Golden Truth is fun.
>yfw all 4 of these will be future endeavored before the year is done.
err
why are they having this match again?
>>1362863
Truth and Gold Dust or Fandingo and Breeze?
>>1362884
Comedy angles can get people over big time
Like Daniel bryan
>this abortion of a match
I really wish r-truth would cut it out with that monologue or whatever during their entrance
>>1362857
What you haven't shaved your best friend ? You gay or something bro?
Wow great match
TAG MATCH PLAYA
PLAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
They need to change their name to Truth Dust and adopt a meth gimmick.
Well that didnt last lol. WAIT A MINUTE PLAYA
TIME FOR TEDDY LONG
PLAYAS TIME FOR TAG TEAM MATCH
who booked this shitty raw?
HOOOOOLLLL UPPPP
WE TAG TEAAAAMMMM NOW PLAYA
>>1362894
creative doesn't know what to do with tag teams
TAG
TEAM
MATCH
PLAYAS!!!
ONE
ON
ONE
WIT
DA
UNDATAKA
THE MADMAN
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
BASED TEDDY
HOLLA HOLLA PLAYA
>making individuals fight in tag team
>Making tag teams fight in 1vs1 matches
>putting AJ and Cena in the middle of the show when it's the hottest fucking thing and it leads into the main event
What's the logic here?
TEDDY IS BACK PLAYAS!
>>1362891
a few my gf says she can almost comb them
In fact, I've got the FINAL Solution!
oh wow. thx, teddy. you're such a visionary.
this is shit.
ONE ON ONE WID DA UNDERTAKA
#TEDDYLONGRUNNINGSMACKDOWNLIVE
Just got back from work, but given the time, I'll just watch the replay tonight.
Anything worthwhile so far...?
Punished teddy
>No symphonic "playa" chant after "tag team match"
Fucking flyover state
>>1362891
You want some pizza?
Tag team vs da undataka
This is WCW tier
TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA
This is a hate crime playa
#TeddyLongRunningSmackdownLive
Random Teddy is the best part of this Raw
T/F?
One on one wit da Undertaker
Dont forget to use include randy orton
>>1362889
Both are still solid workers.
How does Teddy have the authority to start this match
>crowd not chanting PLAYA when he said tag team match
>>1362923
cena/AJ segment
>>1362923
no, it's been one giant piss break
Wait they're not really having that tag team match? But I wanted to see that tag team match!
Why am I watching this.
>Steph burying Teddy
STOP
>>1362936
lol he doesn't
Why she gotta be mean to Old Teddy
AYO HOL UP WE WUZ KANGS
Leave him alone Steph! You bitch!
Of fucking course Stephanie has to emasculate yet another person
Steph on smackdown. JUST
oh look. it's another steph is a heel-bitch episode.
yawn.
wait when did steph turn heel again
This has to be one of the worst episodes of Raw.
>its a steph putting herself over by emasculating another male episode
RIP Teddy
Kek that one boo
Holy shit teddys fucking suit almost touches the ground
based steph
teddy long BTFO
>>1362932
AJ/Cena promo was the best part of WWE in years desu
WTF WHO BOOKED THIS SHITTY RACIST RAW
Steph emasculated Teddy 3 times tonight
Is that a record?
>Steph turns face a few weeks ago
>suddenly a complete piece of shit to Teddy
Who the fuck booked this Raw?
>yfw Teddy and Ric come back as a managerial tag team called the Dirtiest Playas
>steph being a sadistic bitch
muh dick
>>1362944
He just wants to watch some tag team matches.
:(
Steph's a cunt, this isn't even a act, she's just a giant cunt.
>>1362945
WE WUZ GENAL MANGA N SHEIT
Poor Teddy
>mrw playa
>>1362957
18+
We don't need someone shucking and jiving on smackdown
Shane wouldn't let this abuse happen
>>1362947
#newera
Anyone else despise Steph?
No one cares about a dead racist.
So shane gonna run raw and steph gets the jv squad
Im ok with this
>>1362950
I think her current gimmick is to pretend she's nice and loved by the fans when in the ring, but backstage she's still an evil bitch, as if the backstage segments aren't shown to the audience
>>1362886
This is Golddust x Booker T v2.0, yeah?
this is a great Raw
EDIT: nvm Steph just emasculated my main man teddy
>>1362973
You have no idea how much I do.
Does she think she's being a feminist role model when she does that shit, or something? Or is she turning heel again?
Goodnight sweet prince
I'm almost ready to stage a BLM protest over this shitty Raw
>>1362964
I'M NOT A GOOD CUNT, I'M NOT A BAD CUNT, I'M THE CUNT
Once saw JBL and Teddy on a plane back from Georgia. JBL was in first class but i didnt see Teddy until i was seated and he walked down the aisle past me. It was kind of a bummer but i lel'd about it later
>>1362976
They're trying really hard to make it
>>1362870
What sort of creature is that?
>Smackdown will be AJ, Cena, Teddy and maybe Cruiserweights
Raw is dead guys, in a month we /smackdown/
>Anon why you hate my husband?
does it make anyone's peepee feel weird when steph is mean?
>>1362972
Get worked ya jabroni mark
>WE DON'T WANT SOME SPEAR CHUCKING APE RUNNING OUR PROGRAM
really vince?
STEPHANIE MCMAHON ONE ON ONE VS DA UNDATAKA COMFIRMED
#Hype
>>1362975
>as if the backstage segments aren't shown to the audience
They even show camera shots of the crowd watching the segment, the dumbest camera shot Kevin Dunn came up with.
>>1362990
kek
>>1362973
Hogan died?
>>1362987
>that gut
>that lack of butt
>>1362991
It's so weird that Hulk Hogan came back just to say that, it's not even his program wtf
>>1362987
what a disgusting picture
>JBL burying Teddy on commentary as revenge for all those one on one matches with the Undertaker back when he was a chickenshit heel
Based, desu.
Anyone else think this raw was actually pretty good?
>>1362973
A lot more people care about him than about you.
>>1363015
Yeah, but I'm not a nigger so I win by default
GG
Was Jericho there tonight?
>Missed the first third of the show
RIP ALI
>>1363028
Watch the beginning of the show when you can, there was plenty of Jericho.
OH BOY
THAT REPLAY THOUGH.CAME.
>>1363014
Compared to recent ones it's been pretty ok.
>>1363028
Apple
>>1363014
they still haven't realized that front loading the show is detrimental, but other than that it's fine for what it is
>>1363080
A-Appleton
