http://www.strawpoll.me/10418196/r
>>1361954
Please have sex.
>>1361946
Roman wishes he was Cena, but Roman cant hold Cena's jockstrap
SHOVEL KNIGHT edition
BMJ VS AJ WILL MAKE SMACKDOWN BETTER THAN RAW
A moment of silence for Kayfabe please....
>>1361946
That segment with aj and cena was god tier until the new gay Came in and ruined the entire segment.
any have YT video of that promo
i dont wanna wait 3 hours for shitty Pacific time for my based john cena
>Cena and AJ just buried the WWE WHC Title and scene
kek
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I FUCKING HATE THE NEW DAY
FUCK YOU YOU'RE SO FUCKING STALE NO ONE THINKS YOU'RE FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE GO THE FUCK AWAY
YOU FUCKING RUIN EVERYTHING WITH YOUR FUCKING GAY STRIPPER COLORED RING GEAR AND YOUR FUCKING RAINBOW DILDOES ON YOUR FUCKING FOREHEAD
STOP RUINING EVERYTHING THAT'S ENJOYABLE FUCK YOU
Jesus Christ, stop showing the Enzo injury
Oh fuck not this again, shit I actually thought he was dead
>Just for Men hair
>gives you this moment
>Enzo KO'ing himself at Payback
Do they always have to show that segment of Enzo hurting himself?
Post yfw John Cena saved Raw
>>1361976
Ya know, for a second, I thought he was going to reference TNA too.
SAWFT
C O U P L E
H A Y T A S
? ? ?
>>1361969
What's scary is that even BMJ most mediocre promo would run in circles on whatever variation of THE GUY script Roman would say
I usually hate best of 3 feuds.
BUT DAMN
THIS NEEDS TO BE A SUMMERSLAM ENDER
Cena over at mitb
AJ vs Cena for the new top title on SD with AJ going over
Rematch at SS for the belt.
It will print money
Are they going to go through all the dumb memes now.
Who did you honestly expect to help John.
I'll be honest, for a second, I thought
>I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD
MY NAME IS SAME PROMO EVERY NIGHT, AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT
>>1361979
This. Who actually gives a fuck about Roman/Seth anymore?
>>1361986
tfw
TIME FOR THE KEKSHED VAUDEVILLIANS
I'm a certified cuck and you can't teach that
>>1361976
This. New Gay is fucking terrible and they should immediately get the fuck out of this god tier AJ BMJ feud before they ruin it even further.
>>1361982
>>1361983
>>1361985
Stay triggered fags.
What if Enzo gets hurt again?
If dubs Enzo dies in this match
Good god that hair
>Vaudevillains
>jobber entranced
well, they had a good run, but they're toast now. At this point, Aiden English better hope that Vince finds out that he is Eddie Guerrero's son-in-law. Maybe he can get a mid-card singles run out of it.
>>1361978
>Most of it is gold
The same promo?
these guys got stale fast.
>>1362008
>>1362009
DELETE THIS
>>1361973
Kek
Using Enzo getting his head torn off to promote Just For Men, HAHAH.
Why are they just NOW continuing the feud for Enzo & Cass vs Boredvillains?
>Dudley's forgotten.
BASED ENZO
>>1361998
the rock
>>1362008
MAKE IT HIS GIMMICK VINCE
Is big cass a literal retard?
Every word is such a struggle for him.
>>1362000
No one ever did.
Why are Enzo and Cass just now getting around to confronting the team that took them out? I don't get how you don't do this immediately.
Its like that WM where Undertaker fought Bray, even though Lesnar was there. And then months later went after Lesnar to avenge the loss. Do these guys just forget in kayfabe?
What if it can be taught?
>>1362001
Becky Lynch is damn near perfect
Without Carmela E&C are lame
>guys like you bury guys like me
If this is similar to Punk vs Cena will that mean that AJ will win this feud as well since Punk won that feud? Also didn't Bryan won this as well?
>>1362023
this is the sense i get from him too
why are these guys rhyming like the rock
TOP BANTZ
>>1362023
That's his gimmick.
Vickie fucking WHEN??
Shit promo
Cass is so awkward on the mic
>>1362034
AJ will win dirty after the lego autist debuts
screencap ths
I love Enzo's emoji ring gear, the subtle things are the greatest
>we're gonna be the tag team champs
>they say to a random tag team that is not the champions or even #1 contenders
What the fuck is this guy? Is he suppose to be a wigger? Thuganomics 2.0? Sorry I don't follow this shit anymore. This is my first time tuning in in like months
>Match starts
>Gotch throws Enzo into the ropes a second time
>my jaw is so strong I can blow for an hour
what did he mean by this
>>1362034
Bryan won because cena was going on vacation to get his elbow drained
vuadvillians are screwed
>>1362041
Noice
LOOKING STRONG
Well adjusted adult here. How in the fuck is Teddy Long and Bullet Club trending worldwide? Haven't watched wrestling in 15 years but I remember him from way back then. Why is his return a top Twitter topic?
>>1362034
Cena always loses at Summerslam
In all honesty Enzo is fucking sloppy on the ring
He's gonna get himself droz'd one day
>>1362049
Fucking botch already
>>1362048
Manlet and lanklet connection
>>1362048
An obnoxious Jersey Shore club-banger
>People actually think the New Day are more over than EnC
Is that the opinion of smarks, or anti-smarks? Either way, whoever thinks so is a retard.
>>1362048
think back to jersey shore days
So did they set a Muhammad Ali quota for the night? He's been namedropped maybe fifteen times so far.
>>1361977
http://watchwrestling.uno/watch-wwe-raw-6616/
they are legit working that botch into the storyline
>>1362048
he's supposed to be a loud mouth from new jersey
OH GOD
OH FUCK
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AGAIN
>>1362041
Vickie is fucking hot
>giving Big Cass some character now
about time
Epic heat.
This crowd is so shit
What the fuck? Wow
it's work you fucking idiots
Hahaha no way
top pest of keks
VINCE IS
ROCK
HARD
RIGHT NOW
MAKE CASS LOOK SO STRONG
Oh damn!
>VAUDEVILLAINS CANT EVEN GET HEAT BY LEGIT CONCUSSING SOMEONE
LOL
>>1362063
They are.
Thats why they still sell the most merc.
Cass is the new Festus!
>East River Crossing
Where has that been for the past month?
>>1362067
They ALWAYS do this when a famous person dies who's somewhat relevant to wrestling.
THIS
CROWD
IS
DEAD
Vince must love Big Cass huh?
Fuck it man make it a 6 man tag match that would be so much better
When does Cass go crazy and Kane confronts him backstage and presents him with a mask to channel his anger?
Is Sami zayn actually a Muslim?
Shouldn't he be fasting?
BASED TOM
Cass in murder mode, I like it.
BIG CASS SOLO RUN WHEN?
DROP THIS MANLET FAGGOT.
>tfw you will never have a bromance like Enzo and Cas
>BIG CASS'S BOOBS
wow hot
>underdog
>underdog
>underdog
>Sami Gayn
>calls people SAWFT
>has bitch tits and a pudgy midsection
Vince is going to drop dead and be reborn as an actual mastodon if Cass ever decides to hit the gym.
fuck off ginger muslim, come back AJ & Cena
Isn't Tom supposed to be in Florida right now?
Sami Zayn is literally shit
>>1362094
t. no one
Will Cena bury Roman on the mic in their eventual feud?
MY DICK IS DIAMONDS THINKING ABOUT IT
>Vince face's when Big Cass
You know he loves that shit
>>1362062
>>1362065
>>1362066
>>1362070
Really? Fucking Jersey Shore? They aren't even relevant anymore. Now I know why I stopped watching this shit. They couldn't come up with a better gimmick for him than something that's 5 years outdated
>>1362096
who says he isn't fasting
Worse the lesser of two evils in this match?
>Christian Spaniard
>Muslim Canadian
>>1362057
tell that to the nexus
>>1362096
He wears that jew hat
Sources say Vince brings a monitor with him into the washroom during Big Cass matches and comes out when its finished with a huge cum stain around his crotch area.
>are you the underdog
>YEAH IM THE UNDERDOG FROM THE UNDERGROUND
YOUNG BOY TOM
ADR still wearing LoN gear
based del rio wearing league of nations shirt
>>1362041
I know I'm ready.
What does Paige see in Alberto deal rio?
>>1362115
>They couldn't come up with a better gimmick for him than something that's 5 years outdated
Giving guys gimmicks 5 years past their prime is literally Vince's gimmick
>>1362115
hey it works, they really turn up the stereotype to 11
>>1362127
B I G
>>1362127
A father figure
>implying she doesn't have daddy issues
>>1362117
Probably NEET /pol/ack
>>1362127
BIG
>>1362115
Well, they actually are from that area, so...
Sami "No pop" Zayn couldn't even get a reaction in his homeland kek
>>1362127
More like what does he see in that slag?
Del Rio is based
>>1362126
pls stahp
>>1362127
He fucks her perro style
>>1362127
>El patron
>>1362127
HOUSE REAL BIG
>>1362117
>Christianity
>evil
Deus vult.
>>1362126
I wonder if she shaves that cougar cooter.
>>1362115
No, not as in the reality show Jersey Shore. His gimmick is based around the general stereotype built upon people who reside in New Jersey.
>>1362115
I thought they were from Brooklyn?
>tfw Ryder, Enzo, Cass, Carmella, and the Dudleyz won't from a wrestling mafia
Please do a 3 match program where Zayn cant win. Last one gets so beat up he has to be gone for a few months. His amigo Generico arrives to avenge his friend.
If only. ....
>inb4 Carmella gets called up and is now Cass's sister
>>1362127
BIG
I
G
>>1362150
>MIDCARD EVENT MAFIA
>>1362150
Cass is from Queens, New York,
Enzo is from Jersey
They're just meant to be North Eastern loud mouths
>>1362137
his big brown cock
>>1362150
enzo is from north jersey
WERE HIGH
WERE HERE
GET USED TO IT
>>1362115
.. they actually are from new jersey so it works
>>1362152
>incest storyline
>East River Boning
im down
>>1362150
holy fuck that would be sweet
>mafia vs wyatt family
>>1362150
Cass is from Queens, enzo from like Walden or Hoboken in Jersey
>>1362132
>Blonde on top and black hair on bottom
Never knew I wanted this.
>Sami is about to reach for the brief case when El Generico runs out and knocks the ladder over >yfw
>>1362149
A stereotype thanks to the Jersy Shore
OH SHIT, HOGAN ON WWE TELEVISION!
Who the fuck is Mohammed Ali?
>>1362150
>tfw you saw Cass a few times at various Catholic High School events over a decade ago
TEDDY
E
D
D
Y
IS BACK
>>1362162
Hackensack
Oh shit! They showed the Hulkster!
hogan spotted
HOGAN ON TV
Based Teddy kekekek
BASED TEDDY LONG
>>1362150
CARMELLA YOU CAN'T TEACH THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Is teddy long a turtle?
Let teddy dance damn
>Teddy
Time for a tag match playa!
>my Shane's not here
They did it bros!
PLAYA
L
A
Y
A
TEDDY IS BACK BABY!
>>1362175
After bodyslamming Gawker, no shit hulk would return
BASED HULL COGAN
TAG TEAM PLAYA
NEW SMACKDOWN SIX COMING
LET ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT TAG TEAMS STEPH !
ONE ON ONE WIT DA UNDATAKA
TAG MATCH
PLAYA
L
A
Y
A
god i hate teddy long
HOLA HOLA PLAYA
>hogan
Vince is reaching for that sweet gawker cash, isn't he?
BASED TEDDY
Also, Anonymous Raw GM is probably making an appearance.
>>1362140
>>1362148
Just imagine her wrapping those thunder thighs around your face.
TEDDY LONG IS A FUCKING LEGEND
Fucking YEAS BASED TEDDY FUCKING DO IT TEDDY
>Teddy comes backs
>Advises tag team match
Playa!
Fatal four way match u feeling that playa
>>1362195
>racism
do you have ANY idea what year it is?
BASED TEDDY KICKING SECURITY ASSES
>steph the prostitute
>>1362199
THICC
>>1362199
please come back thicki
>>1362165
New Jersey folk have been that way since the 80's.
Steph is a real cunt, it's not an act.
HOLLA
HOLLA
HOLLA
>>1362164
>it's actually a bray wyatt "mind trick"
Requesting gif of Steph biting her lip
This match sounds pretty good.
What is with that picture?
TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYAS
>teddy getting cucked
>>1362199
>>1362205
Please be bait
>Teddy bribed security
>With dollar bills
Fuck, ADR's music is so based
FUCKING WHORE!!! WHITE WOMAN STEALS FROM THE BLACK MAN
DON'T FUCK WITH THE PLAYA STEPH
>JBL selling that as Stephanie's idea even though he JUST saw that it wasn't
I can't help but love him.
Based Stephanie
>Sami Gayn
>>1362212
This. I can't stand that twunt.
We must return to the Genesis of our creation.
LatiNo heat
JUST for men
>SAMI BORING WITH THE JOBBER ENTRANCE
HAHAHAHA
I'M GETTING WORKED BY FUCKING STEPHANIE
>tfw no based Ricardo to introduce Alberto
>>1362212
This
Teddy needs the shades and skullet back
>>1362222
Czech'd
Vaudevillians will likely eat the pin.
>>1362224
If only it wasn't being wasted on ADR
>The no pop match
>Sami Zayn getting the jobber entrance
I can't believe today's been a good day
>wings
>beer
>sports
are there real people who are actually like that?
>0 heat for this match
Haha
>>1362232
BROTHER NERO
What the FUCK is going on with Del Rio's package??
>latin no heat vs inzaynley boring muslim
>>1362224
ADR need Ricardo Rodriguez again. His entrance was pretty based with him on it
>>1362161
Then we find out that The Brooklyn Brawler is The Don.
botch
why is the crowd so damn dead? What happened? Did all the hype leave the arena after Cena left?
>>1362242
Only reason they're in the match, considering they're utter jobbers who can't draw heat even after making fun of a hospitalized Enzo.
>>1362227
His dedication to his gimmick is the best.
>>1362248
Yeah they're called Americans
Wow, way to take that Moonsault Del Rio
>>1362205
implying i was using racism, when i just think he is just all round shit..... idiot
>>1362232
>the creation of our creation
Based Geoff harvey
>>1362251
Paige broke it
>>1362251
You mean his massive schlong?
You're some years late, we know of Del Rio's dick
>Teddy Long
>Cena and AJ feud
>Hogan
Is this RAW completely memes?
>>1362251
paige gave him a bj before the match and didn't finish
BOTCHAMANIA
I'm going to hate fucking battleborn after tonight
