BROTHER NERO
Just tuned in, what'd I miss so far?
Found it:
http://fapxl.com/video/3227285/boobs-bin-14-07-30-alex-chance-and-brooke-wylde-double-wylde
REMOVE
PG
ERA
SHIT
JACK "PREP THE BULL" SWAGGER
>>1361574
LITERALLY
NOTHING
QUIT BULLYING RURU
I ask again.
Why is this mush mouthed nigger feuding with based Rusev?
WEED THE PEOPLE
Fuck this nigger, yo.
I hope Swagger gets to be world champ again on smackdown. Top Face of smackdown
triple threat for the US title
>>1361545
Whatever Apollo Crews' is or the endless amount of people using slightly customized DDTs.
monay monay monay monay monay
>New Era of WWE
>McMahon power struggles
>Baby-faces cannot win on TV
>Heels can only win through heel tactics
So nothing's changed...
just got here during the match
what I miss
>>1361593
Nah, he's affiliated with drugs he won't do anything besides job, sadly
>2 babyfaces attack a heel
Rusev sure is a bad guy.
>>1361599
NOTHING
O
T
H
I
N
G
Except Teddy Long
>>1361600
it's just weed
>>1361588
Reparations
>Rusev
>Bulgarian
>Comes to America to wrestle in WWE
>Succeeds and makes something of himself
>Meets beautiful woman and becomes engaged to her
>Rich champion
>Constantly made fun of and attacked because he is a foreigner
>Attacked 2-on-1 just then by Titus and Oklahomie, outside of a sanctioned bout
And Rusev is supposed to be a heel
>>1361545
Dean Ambrose.
>>1361599
Lana looking fine as fuck
Face sethetty package
Teddy getting btfo by Steph
Stephs butt
>>1361599
Teddy Long for all of 3 seconds.
IS RURU RUSSIAN AGAIN? PLEASE SEND IN THE TANKS
>>1361605
wait
WHAT
THE BASED MAC MILITANT?
should i even go to a live event this summer?
>>1361577
>Man moans
yeah, no
>>1361610
18+
Rewind the match and look at front crowd far left.
You will be shitless I promise you that.
>>1361617
Yeah he came out as a surprise for the opening segment
>>1361623
Yeah, I was pretty disappointed
>>1361617
He came out, flubbed a lot of lines, said he wanted to be the general manager of Smackdown. Steph came out and made fun of him and sent him away. Then commentary made fun of him after they came back from commercial.
>Rusev trying to get back into the ring to continue the match
>Swagger fucking around and not letting him back in
>Rusev says fuck this and throws him off so he can get back in before he's counter out.
>Swagger slams into Titus accidentally
>Somehow this is Rusev's fault
>Both guys double team him
>Rusev is the bad guy in this equation.
WHATEVER, VINCE.
>>1361625
I can't rewind. What was it.
>>1361625
Why? What is it?
Who else here going to Toronto house show and then SS in novmeber
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BIG MATCH JOHNNN
BMJ
M
J
JOJ CEC
BASED BIG MATCH JOHN
>>1361577
Welp...
>Hitler shirt
Cena suuuuuuucks chants
>john cena is over as fuck
smarks on suicide watch. thanks for saving wwe and raw, john
>so many odds, so little time
>monitors in the ring
he's not even going to fight
>>1361648
Smarks like BMJ now
>>1361648
I know this is a shitpost but I can't help but respond
john has been over for twelve years
>>1361648
>implying BMJ isn't over with the smarks
>>1361648
>delusion
>>1361648
We like BMJ now
When THE CLUB started attacking Cena, why did the camera men start bouncing on mini trampolines? Does Kevin Dunn think that looks cool?
>>1361606
That's enough for the PG image of WWE, sadly.
>>1361648
>John Cena sucks chants still clearly audible in fucking OKLAHOMA CITY
m8....
>>1361651
>Still recovering
>>1361648
hes been out injured
being left with boren reigns does strange things to people
John Cena is a nostalgia act. Its time for a new era. Its time for my Dean
>>1361648
BMJ is great when he isn't butting into the WWE Title territory.
>>1361663
some people still cannot end their addiction to sucking cock.
>>1361577
hahahhahaha fucking cuck
in a literal sense
"all american american"
ahahahhaha
what the fuck man
>>1361659
yes
>>1361618
Reminder that Byron Saxton actually has the worst finisher.
Burial
Machine
John
Just got home...did I miss anything in the first hour?
Cena sucks! Cena sucks! Cena sucks!
>Cena literally encouraging this shit
fucking casuals following cenas lead
>>1361673
Epic! Upvotes to you sir ! +1
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU DELIVER A PROMO LIKE THIS MAN, ROMAN?
>>1361651
What does those monitors in ring actually do?
Do they show the wrestlers lines?
>>1361675
18+! 18+! 18+!
FML
>this promo
>>1361666
John cena transcends any one generation
This man can work a crowd like nobody else, my god.
>>1361681
Do you know what a monitor is?
>Cena trying this hard to get this dead crowd to make some noise
Jesus christ. Glad to know I wasn't the only one bothered with how quiet they were.
John is the best on the mic in the company today prove me wrong
>>1361686
>Who is Roman Reigns
>>1361672
Seems like a botched move.
>>1361671
>Triple H
Now being a cuck is considered to be an alpha male
>John Cena's backup for the Club is The Rock and Randy Orton
Swagger wife's sextape
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1333558138
>>1361687
Is it like a janitor?
>>1361683
*tips fedora*
>>1361684
>>1361690
Heath Slater is better
>>1361686
This. He works smarks into shoots so easily kek
YEP
Why, AJ why?
>>1361686
He truly blows the rest of the roster out of the water
>>1361697
only in the sense that they do not work for compensation.
>>1361674
All guys in the MITB match started in the ring, cut some promos, Teddy Long comes out, says he wants to be GM, Steph comes out, sends him away and makes matches. Cesaro defeats Jericho in a pretty good match. Rusev defends his title against Swagger. The rest of time it was a recap of shield stuff for Roman vs Seth.
>Pretending Punk didn't exist
Here comes dat southern boi
>>1361648
this is the prefect example of how bad roman is
hes so bad it makes people cheer for cena
>>1361671
>aj styles is beta
kek ok
>>1361681
It's so they can hear themselves through the mic.
So they can tell if the mic is working or something.
>>1361694
It's the new day...
Fill in the blank: AJ Styles is in _____ Club
Based BMJ is going to bury these indie cucks
>>1361681
I'll be a pal this one time.
Monitors are there so they can hear themselves talk ... otherwise they wouldn't, for example, know about mic issues, they would more easily lose their place without audio feedback of what they're saying, and a myriad of other things.
>Styles actually defeats Cena
>Cena has to join the club
>Cena then destroys the club
This sounds familiar...
i missed the first hour I was watching Magic Mike XXL.
Did anything interesting happen? Gimmie a (You) and let me know.
>>1361690
Miz
>>1361710
With the farmer strength
>>1361714
Cena wouldn't lower himself with those new gay cucks. kys btw
>>1361707
So they do it for free?
Why?
>>1361716
the
Luke & Gallows need to lose some weight tbch
>>1361716
Kanji
I'M A MACK TRUCK
>>1361716
thou
>>1361716
Boorett
>>1361716
The gay
PULLIT CLUB
Hahahahaha
>giving styles the mic
Man AJ looked bored as a face but now he seems happy.
He will rock as a heel.
>bullet club
>bullet club
oh shit
>Bullet club
>BULLET CLUB
BASE BIG MATCH JOHN
>>1361716
The
>BULLET CLUB
BULLET CLUB
>BULLET CLUB
>Bullet Club
UH OH
>Cena mentions Bullet Club
CUT TO COMMERCIAL
HE SAID IT BUT NOT REALLY
BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ BASED AJ
>Bullet Club
Cena, careful there.
CENA ACTUALLY MENTIONING BULLET CLUB
BASED AS FUCK
JOHN CAN DO ANYTHING
>ain't nobody break in this red neck
Isn't it a black guy rapping?
>>1361721
apparently jericho v cesaro was bretty gud
>bullet club
>lawsuits incoming
based AJ using romans promo
Pull-it Club.
kek
Cena said bullet club
Did he actually say it?
cena saying the bulletclub he does not give a fuck
vince sweating in the back
Pull it club.
When people are like "Wahh Roman is over it's just fat neckbeard smarks that hate him" I want that fucking Cena promo as exhibit MOTHERFUCKING A as the difference between Vince thinking you're over and actually being over, and how to connect to a crowd even if they're "rowdy"
OH FUCK JOHN SAID BULLET CLUB
JOHN OVER THE MOON WITH SMARKS RIGHT NOW
>Bullet Club?!?
Can't watch tonight, how's RAW lads?
Like Cena is gonna get reprimanded for mentioning Bullet club
JJJJJUST
TOOOO
SWEEEEEEEEEET
>>1361738
need to pair him with flair again, like he was in TNA
Why should we care about Styles?
He lost to Ramen TWICE
>>1361762
4/10
>giving AJ the same smark promo that every indie shitter was using the last 5-10 years
zzzzzzzzzzz
HE SAID IT FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!!
>>1361763
>The face
>getting reprimanded
sure
John Cena is still Vince McMahon's baby boy...He'll let Cena get away with murder if he keeps selling Merch
>bullet club
john confirmed leader of BULLET CLUB
>BMJ mentioning the Pea Shooter Pals
Is there anything this man can't do?
>it's a "you're not a real wrassler, cena!" angle
oh jeez i never saw this before.
DAMN. Based fucking Cena.
>Lowering those AJ style chants
>AJ looking 'strong' even though he lost against Roman
Cena is so much better when he's attacking other wrestlers than putting them over
How does cena call out anyone for being unoriginal
HOMIE
Self aware Cena is best Cena
CENA SMARKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
yo this is a great segment. if you disagree you're literally a fedora-tier smark.
OH SHIT JOHN CENA LAST PUSH AND HE IS REVERTING BACK TO OG CENA
LETS GO CENA
Cena finna rap on him
>>1361775
HAHAHAHA BASED JOHN CALLING OUT AJ'S PROMO LIKE YOU DID
CENA
IS
A
SMARK
>jorts
kek
>busta
JOHN CENA IS A FUCKING SAVAGE
AJ GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT LOL
>>1361754
Kek
>>1361771
>>1361778
>Based fucking Cena.
18+
>>1361766
So? Ramen is now kayfabe stronger wrestler around.
THIS PROMO IS FUCKING AWESOME
Cena is on fire today god
Holy shit. I like John Cena again.
BASED HEEL CENA
Cena burying AJ on the mic.
Stop Cena, he'll cry
Cena is the only guy that can tool on AJ Styles for ten minutes and make me fucking love it.
ROMAN BLOWN THR FUCK OUT
GAY COMMUNITY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
IS THIS THE RETURN OF WORD LIFE?
AJ
BTFO
Why is Cena reverting to his thuganomics accent?
This is Vince in Cena's voice right there.
AJ BTFO
J
B
T
F
O
AJ GETTING
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
AJ BURIED ON THE MIC
THIS IS A SQUASH PROMO
Holy fuck when is the womens """"""wrestling"""""""" segment. I need to go for a smoke
>>1361613
Pics of Stephs butt pls
>couldn't get past Roman Reigns, now you're picking a fight with John Cena
BASED BMJ WITH THE SUBTLE ROMAN BURIAL
>*rubs bald spot*
>He can't beat Reigns
POINT AND LAUGH!
>>1361798
>not liking cena
18+
Cena is god tier, AJ is doing really well too though.
Great promo.
God damn, Cena has come a long way.
this shit is a little too real for me guys, Im out
>>1361792
ELBOWS JESUS CHRIST
WORD LIFE
THIS IS BASIC THUGANOMICS
Based fucking Cena
>>1361813
Exactly why I said
DID AJ JUST SAY "SHIT"
This is shockingly good. For both guys.
>>1361808
BASED BMJ
Cena is THE shovelman
IS AJ CRYING? THIS IS EPIC. JOHN COMES BACK AND AN INSTANT CLASSIC FEUD STARTS
BURY
HOLY FUCK KAYFABE IS DEAD
SHOVELS
PIPEBOMBS
Exposing the shovel
FEUD OF THE DECADE
PERIOD.
>guys like you bury guys like me
OH FUCK
BURY
CENA CALLED OUT
Shit got too real
SHHHHHIIIIIIIIITTTTTT
BURY!!!!
>bury
exposing the business
Literally the best I've seen of AJ on the mic.
HE SAID IT
HE SAID BURIAL
HE KNOWS
CUT THE FEED
HOLY SHIT PULLING BACK THE CURTAIN.
>shovel
>bury
Fuck this promo.
WE SHOVELING NOW!!!
This is why John Cena can be talked about in the same room as Rock, Austin, Hogan, HBK, Taker...
John Cena fucking legendary
AND THIS IS ALSO WHY AJ IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
>Shovels
>Bury
B U R I A L
R E F E R E N C E
GET OUT THE SHOVELS
Did he say bury?
I don't think these two like each other.
HE DID IT.
BASED AJ WILL BURY CENA!
SHOVEL
shits getting real
>Guys like you bury guys like me
AWW SHIT NIGGA
>That meta-comeback
WHOA! I never thought someone would actually say that on camera.
BURIED
OH SHIT
4TH WALL = SHATTERED
BUSINESS EXPOSED'
4TH WALL = SHATTERED
BUSINESS EXPOSED'
4TH WALL = SHATTERED
BUSINESS EXPOSED'
4TH WALL = SHATTERED
BUSINESS EXPOSED'
4TH WALL = SHATTERED
BUSINESS EXPOSED'
4TH WALL = SHATTERED
BUSINESS EXPOSED'
4TH WALL = SHATTERED
BUSINESS EXPOSED'
4TH WALL = SHATTERED
BUSINESS EXPOSED'
4TH WALL = SHATTERED
BUSINESS EXPOSED'
4TH WALL = SHATTERED
BUSINESS EXPOSED'
4TH WALL = SHATTERED
BUSINESS EXPOSED'
4TH WALL = SHATTERED
BUSINESS EXPOSED'
4TH WALL = SHATTERED
BUSINESS EXPOSED'
4TH WALL = SHATTERED
BUSINESS EXPOSED'
This promo is so fucking good holy shit
BURIAL
U
R
I
A
L
LOOOL MUH REALISM
shovel tyme homies
>>1361818
REALITY ERA NAW
WHO HYPE HERE???
BREAKING THE 4TH WALL
THIS IS THE BEST PROMO IN AGES
DID HE SAID BURY?????!!! Holy shit, Vince on suicide watch
This promo is meta as fuck.
Styles should leave the mic work to Cena though.
Oh shitttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!
AJ BASED STYLES TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT THE SHOVELMAN
PROMO OF THE YEAR
The Shovelman Doeth Cometh!
inb4 NEW DAY
I thought they werent supposed to talk about that.. lol cenas face, either that was damn good acting or cena was like da faq
