>see CM Punk in public
>yell "HEY PHIL!"
>he turns around looking pissed like he's about to tell me off
>sees that I'm about a full head taller than him, and he backs down
>"H-hey what's up man? You want an autograph or something?"
>say "No, thanks, Phil.. say, aren't you booked as 6'2? Because I'm 6'2, and you don't seem quite that tall"
>now he's visibly pissed off because A.J is with him
>"I'll bet -- I'll b-bet you think everything in wrestling is real, don't you? No, I bet you're a TNA fan, aren't you?"
>he's stumbling over his words and his voice is shaking
>laugh and say "I'm just kidding, Phil, relax. You all right man?"
>He storms off without saying anything else
>go home later that day and check Twitter
>Phil is PISSED
>He's tweeting up a storm, threatening to punch out the next wrestling fan who calls him Phil
>Deletes all the tweets within an hour
>I tweet at him "Hey Phil, it was nice meeting you earlier today ;)"
>He blocks me literally within 30 seconds
What is this guy's problem? Is he schizophrenic or something? I had an aunt who acted like this and she ended up in the looney bin
>>1360724
please have sex
>>1360724
Manlets always tend to have anger management issues. You can't really blame them. It must be tough living life knowing you lost the genetic lottery before you were even born.
>>1360724
Please have sex
>>1360724
Get a new hobby, you are taking this shit to an autistic level that is to high for this place. Fuck cm punk tho.
>>1360724
For all the jokes about Phil I highly doubt he'd be scared of some fat neckbeard. He's much too arrogant to know when to back down
>>1360724
Then the whole train applauded
>>1360724
Too long, didn't read.
Implying you would have the balls to even talk to him if you ever saw him.
>>1360724
Please have sex
I gave him a ride home from my friend's flat on the north side and I called him Phil despite never meeting him before that and he was cool with it. Maybe you're just a manlet nerd and he doesn't respect you.
kys
>>1360724
you have to go outside to see someone in public.
>>1360724
please have sex
>>1360745
Kill yourself you dumb mark
>>1360724
Phil btfo
Man, you're obsessed
>>1360724
He's paranoid that everybody is out to injure his indie bones.
What did Punk did to you anon? you can open up here lad.
>>1360724
Phil is so angry and sensitive all the time
>>1360724
CM Punk was a cool wresting character, but Phil Brooks is an asshole. He does the same shit with every guy he meets that's a wrestling fan. It's like he hates ever being a pro-wrestler even though he became rich and famous because of it.
I always see him treating young guys like shit, but backs down when they are grown men that can take him on. He's 5'9'' at best!
Can't wait till that rookie kicks his ass in the UFC
When he's trying to focus on something he is all business. No small talk, no bullshit, just focus. He is a very respectable and nice guy...just doesn't like having his time wasted. If you're not being a cunt he's not going to recite the "oh like you're doing right now?" copypasta
>>1360724
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>>1363867
>hissy fit enhusiast
>>1360724
stop bullying retired entertainers cunt
>>1360724
please have sex
>>1363879
watch out guise the Cuck police have arrived
>retired
>planning to fight in the ufc
>wont actually fight
>still not retired though
>>1363880
>>1360724
>mfw vince basically kicked punks ufcs debut out from under him with Brock fighting on short notice
poor guy, he must be fucking furious
is this the worst wrestling discussion board on the internet? i mean, how could it get any worse than this thread?
>>1363891
by having nazi mods with biases come in and lock the thread or ban people for having an opinion or making jokes
or le fedora women's wrestling generals
oh wait that's not this place
>>1360724
Fuck this emo geek fag.
>>1363902
>by having nazi mods with biases come in and lock the thread or ban people for having an opinion or making jokes
that's an odd way to look at it friend, because when you shit up /woo/ it's just low-quality 4chin shitposting
>>1363924
>not knowing shitposting aka funposting is one of the last few freedoms left on the internet and is 100 times more entertaining than reading someones opinion about their favorite wrestler or why the wwe is bad
unless you live in canada or the uk of course
>/woo/
>>1363929
you can have fun and make jokes, yours are just shit repeated 4chin meme's that no one cares about.
>>1360724
Please have sex
>>1363935
you can have fun and make jokes as long as the mods agree with it or aren't triggered by it.
fixed that for you m8
So, like if I ever saw Punk on the street, and it being my only chance to ever meet him or get an autograph, CM Punk would be a complete asshole to a big fan?
