Who are your BOYS?
A reminder of the criteria for a boy:
1. Unsuccessful – No WWE/WWF, WCW/NWA or NJPW world titles.
2. Unpopular – He must not be respected in general or have hope for the future. Think The Ascension.
3. Untalented – There’s a certain cringe factor. You have to be a little ashamed to admit you’re a fan. Heidenreich is the Golden boy, a paragon of Boyness.
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what the FUCK are you going on about
>>1355591
Becky Lynch
shit well i guess corbin as well
He never held the ECW title right?
>>1355591
Does it count if I think woo woo wooing is cool and not that embarrassing? At least he still gets woo woo woos after so long.
>>1355598
Becky's too good to be a boy. Not enough cringe factor. People generally like her
Erick 'Big Red' Rowan
THE PERFECT 10 (TEN) TYE DILLINGER
>>1355594
>he doesn't have any boys
>>1355606
BeC+ketty is a cringeworthy shitter of the highest degree. She totally fits
>>1355611
>>1355614
She's only a boy by /asp/ie standards. The majority of people like her.
>>1355591
Zack Ryder and Erick Rowan
>>1355591
>unpopular
>untalented
These aren't legit boy criteria.
"Boy" is basically just someone who hasn't broken the ceiling for whatever reason. Cesaro/Regal are prime boys, and they're neither of those.
>>1355624
not true
>>1355617
Nobody likes potato jobber. Shes but a mere thought compared to my sasha
>>1355626
>thinking it matters if you agree
>>1355605
But he's pretty popular with the fans and backstage (with the exception with corporate).
>>1355609
perfection
>>1355624
this. at a stretch maybe unpopular could be one
>>1355628
>>thinking it matters if YOU agree
>>1355643
It does. I'm right.
>>1355653
no you not
>>1355668
>no you not
>>1355638
> no other response
Yawn. Very stale stuff Jeff. I've got you in tears. Just proves that I'm still the king of all you cucks
>>1355632
>I like Zack Ryder
The only boy worth knowing
>>1355673
Good for you. Should do something about that belly lad
Luke Harper. So awesome, but they'll never put him anywhere near the main event picture.
>>1355591
I loved Finlay and Hornswoggle.
>>1355673
I didn't even say I liked him you fucking imbecile. I just said that there are a lot of people who likes Ryder, and that he doesn't fall in this category.
>>1355685
based leaf fan harp
Finn
Becky
Zack
Shinsuke
No Way Jose
Samoe Joe
KO
JeriGOAT
AJ
Goldie
>>1355702
take out finn and thats some top tier taste
>>1355702
>Shinsuke
>KO
>Joe
>Jericho
>AJ
All world champs, they don't count
>>1355702
what do you think a boy is?
>>1355705
> BeC+ketty constitutes top tier taste
>>1355719
the gifs cuts off too soon
The fan is trying to climb over the barricade to get at Michaels while his friend is laughing and holding him back
only correct answer
>>1355608
i wanna be a wrestler just so i can make retarded or dying kids a little bit more happy
>>1355670
>Sashafags STILL can't recover
>Hides tears with faux superiority
Dean Ambrose
>>1355825
lmao fucking sissy
>>1355829
Noting faux about it you nigger. Nobody can match my witty bantz
Steve Blackman, Bob Holly, Rick Martel, Val Venis, Al Snow, D'Lo Brown, Snitsky, Barbarian, Earthquake, The Headbangers and Warlord.
I'm sure there's more I'm forgetting.
>>1355608
Dope misfits tee.
>no tna or indy world title
>just because osw review guys can't call matt hardy a boy anymore.
hello smark, welcome to /asp/ the new school wrestling board. We suck wwe's cock no matter what.
>>1355831
Too good to be a Boy
>>1355594
Chris Weidman meme from /heem/
Joey Ryan
Human Tornado
Lunchbox Luchador
Carlito
>>1356726
It's from OSW genius
Beaver Cleavage
>>1355622
Sasha Banks is ultimate boy tier
>>1355605
Longest tittle reign in wrestling history?
>>1355783
Why wasn't Steve Blackman pushed harder though it boggles my mind. Legit martial art expert and fucking amazing athlete that was only held back because he was boring on the mic.
But fuck so was Chris Benoit and before he Benoit'd himself and his family he got a huge push and was just as boring, I just dun get it m8
>>1357640
I guess it's because Blackman's martial arts was probably seen as a gimmick, whereas Benoit's wrestling ability was just seen as good wrestling
>>1357640
>Steve Blackman pushed harder
>with Stone Cold, Rock, Mankind, HBK, Kane, Taker and Angle on the active roster, wrestling every week.
There was no way to push him.
>>1357648
But fuck man, like I said, Chris Benoit came in around the same time and at the very least he was a top threat midcard. Blackman was doing stupid shit with Al Snow (another talented guy that ended up shafted for whatever)
>>1357663
Chris Benoit was one of the top technical wrestlers of all time. Blackman was just okay and while he had his legitimate martial arts training that doesn't always translate well to worked stuff, especially in WWF/E.
>>1357663
Benoit(and rest of the Radicalz) came right at the time when the show was getting too crowded. Fuck, year later Vince bought WCW and ECW and most of their rosters(with more stars coming in later). Blackman had no chance.
>>1356722
>Deanetty
>Most boring wrestler today
>Not a boy
>>1357683
>Most boring wrestler today
You already forgot the Puerto Ricans?
>>1357683
He's a generally good wrestler and well liked by fans
See rules 2 and 3
MISTEEEERRR KENNEDYYYYY. KENEDYYYY. And Curtis Axel.
>>1357700
>happy birthday, dad
>>1357720
>he is cringe as fuck.
only on /asp/
>>1357726
Everywhere you see people tired of him.
I bet you mark for his wacky line.
>>1357720
>Their debut match was goat
>>1357728
He's one of the highest shifters of merch and he frequently gets the loudest pop of the night
He's too over to count as a boy
>>1357728
>>1357720
>>1357683
>>1355831
>Arguing a wrestler is bad enough to like him enough to be a boy
Harpgoat and Rowan
the entire JOB squad
I legit mark out for my boy every time.
>>1355609
Tye Dillinger is my boy too.
My boy is Zac "hobble master" Gowen. He always """"ran"""" out there, and gave us a """""great""""" show. Shame he never got to have a title run. I really got a kick out of seeing him, he was the kind of guy that put his best foot forward every time he performed.
>>1355591
idk about you guys but I still
BOLIEVE
>>1355608
>Misfits
Based Rowan
>>1355695
>Shitposting this hard
>>1355719
He's really good at that.
Stardust
He turned me on in a rapey way
Motherfucking Rhyno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2i2ox_uTdw
Gangrel is no. 1 boy
>>1355835
>I'll call him a nigger
>I'm so witty
Lolkay
>>1355591
Do they have to fall under all categories?
The Fabulous Rougeau Brothers.
...some of you faggots don't even know
ma boy
the only character I might go gay for
>>1358550
Is Rhyno the most underrated goon of all time? He didn't really have a character beyond wanton destruction, but goddamn he was good at it. His spear was second only to Goldberg's.
And despite the ECW shit, I've never heard of his injuring anyone with something stupid or sloppy.
>>1358623
Jaques was better as the Mountie, and Pierre was better in WCW as that pirate they're immigrate gimmick was to lame in the late 80s
>>1358717
You got your teams jumbled up.
Jacques & Raymond were the Rougeau Brothers.
Mounties & Quebecers were Jaques & Pierre.
>>1358639
He was just all power moves, no selling, no psychology, no mic skills, just smashing cunts. I loved him.
