>What is your age?
>How many people you have you had sex with?
>Are you a NEET?
>Which is your favourite member of the Shield?
>Do you like CM Punk?
>Do you like Sasha Banks?
Skateboard emos, paintball neckbeards and martial arts geeks need not reply.
19
7
No
Roman
No
Yes
>>1355471
>21
>1
>yes
>Seth
>yes
>no
25
10
No
Rollins
Yes
No
>>1355471
27
1 (although it lasted 8 years)
No
Seth
Yes
Yes
>22
>3
>Seth
>i like him as a wrestler, but not as a person
>no, overrated as fuck
>>1355493
Forgot
>not a NEET
>>1355471
>20
>1
>No
>Seth
>The Fire Burns CM Punk > Cult of personality CM Punk
>No
>>1355471
26
5
No
I liked all of them together as the team, in singles I can't decide between Ambrose and Rollins
Yes
Don't know enough about her
>>1355471
>31
>2
>yes
>they all suck
>meh
>no
>What is your age?
21
>How many people you have you had sex with?
1
>Are you a NEET?
College student, training to be a nurse
>Which is your favourite member of the Shield?
Seth Rollins
>Do you like CM Punk?
No, I lost all respect for him after he disrespected the Undertaker in real life.
>Do you like Sasha Banks?
Yeah, she's a good performer. I like Bayley better though.
>>1355471
24
2
No but I work from home so I'm pretty much one
Crossfit Jesus
I like him but he can't take a fucking joke
Not really
>all these normies
that explains the quality of this board
>>1355471
18
1
No
Seth
Yes
Mixed feelings on her
>21
>6
>sorta
>dean but love them all
>biggest mark for him until i realized how big of a semen consumer he is still work mark if he returned
>sure but she needs to learn to not suck as much dog shit
>>1355490
>although it l...
IT DOESNT MATTER JABRONi
>>1355508
>wanting to be anything but normie
sure you can like weird shit and do some shit normies dont do but if youre not a normie you're basically low test
>>1355508
Normies aren't capable of autistic shitposting like this. If anything they're the only hope of salvaging asp
>>1355471
>18-
>0
>yes
>Kassius Ohno
>I love CM Phil
>she's my waifu
>>1355471
20
1
Nope
Seth
Yes
Yes
28
25
Nope, making six figures a year
Seth
Yes, he's one of my all time faves
Nah
>>1355471
18
1
No
A+ Player
Only his ring work.
Don't really care much.
>>1355471
21
1
No
Seth
Yes
Meh
31
0
No
Roman
Fuck no
Only to fap to because women's wrestling is shit.
>>1355656
Romarks confirmed sad virgin horsefuckers
>>1355471
>19
>0
>Yes
>Dean
>No
>Yes
24
0
No
Rollins
No
Yes
>What is your age?
25
>How many people you have you had sex with?
1
>Are you a NEET?
No, married, Masters, employed
>Which is your favourite member of the Shield?
Seth, I like dean when he's not being le edgy pg joker, extreme rules shit was so cringe
>Do you like CM Punk?
I used to. I started watching after a decade hiatus at WM 31. I liked the idea of him so I started watching old shit. Holy crap he was annoying and his storylines felt forced. He just comes off as a rebel without a causemail. Also his shoot interviews just come off as bitching.
Also it fucking killed it when I found out the pipe bomb was a work and heven started using it as a catchphrase.
>Do you like Sasha Banks?
Not really. I sorta did before I started noticing the receding hairline and acknowledging her mulatoness.
I'm a huge hypocrite though I'm in love with Charlotte and becky lynch and stephanie
25
1
Yes
Dean
Yes
Yes
>>1355724
> married at 25
> loves C+harmut and BeC+ketty
Holy kek this is your average samefagger
19
0
Yes
Seth
Yes
No
>>1355724
> I dislike a wrestler purely because they are not physically flawless
Which is wrong in her case but tip regardless
>>1355471
>What is your age?
21
>>How many people you have you had sex with?
7
>>Are you a NEET?
No
>>Which is your favourite member of the Shield?
Roman Reigns (please dont sperg out because i like what you dont)
>>Do you like CM Punk?
Yeah , still like him
>>Do you like Sasha Banks?
I dont like pissbreak 2bh
>>1355471
28
19
"no"
Rollins
""""""no"""""
>women's wrestling
>>1355471
>28
>5
>Yes
>SethGod the A+ player
>Yes
>Yes
Based SashA+ is so popular. I knew the hate was just the samefagger
>>1355759
I'm Savin. Myself for marriage asshole.
>What is your age?
19
>How many people you have you had sex with?
None.
>Are you a NEET?
Yes
>Which is your favourite member of the Shield?
Seth
>Do you like CM Punk?
Yes
>Do you like Sasha Banks
23
0
No
Dean
I'm indifferent at them
19
3
No
Roman
No
>womens wrestling
>>1355907
lil beta bitch is scared of a vagina lol
>>1355471
>23
>0 sex
>i am a neet
>roman reigns is best shield
>CM punk is okay.
>Sasha Banks has pink hair, i guess
>>1355471
/asp/ survey
>age
27
>how many people have you had sex with?
3.
>are you a NEET?
I'm a professional criminal assassin.
>which is your favourite member of Shield?
I haven't watched that and don't know the members.
>do you like CM Punk?
I don't dislike him.
>do you like Sasha Banks?
I don't watch Pro Wrestling.
>Skateboard emos, paintball neckbeards and martial arts geeks need not reply.
I skateboarded for 4 years. I played airsoft and paintball for 4 years. I've practiced martial arts for 10 years.
Fuck you, you ignorant ass mother fucker! You're fucking twat cunt titty cucks! I don't know where to begin with such an idiot such as you! I will fucking fuck you the fuck up, fucker! You will be so fucked up, you'll wish you never got squeezed out of your mother's vagina! You will suffer, and you will wish you would have died afterwards! Mark my mother fucking god damn words! Do you have any idea about who the fuck I am, mother fucking ass bitch?! You have no idea about what the fuck I'm capable of, fucker! You will learn just how fucking stupid your mistakes were, and you will learn about what a superior being I truly am! Do you really think you can get away with such insolence?!
You have nowhere to hide, and you have nowhere to run. I will find you, I will torture you, and you will suffer. You will be educated, and you will be nothing. I am the furry, I am the speed, and I am the pain. Expect me.
>>1355944
>I'm a professional criminal assassin.
To clarify, I'm a criminal who is also an assassin.
I assassinate criminals, but I don't assassinate just criminals.
>>1355479
>>1355499
>>1355521
>>1355571
>>1355612
>>1355715
>>1355735
>>1355907
>>1355919
>All these barely past 18 year olds
Hot damn that explains why this board is so damn horrible. Even discussion wise...you can't talk to anyone who was born after the montreal screwjob about wrestling and expect a candid conversation.
>29
>6
>No
>Rollins
>Yes
>No
20
2
No
Deanetty
Sort of
No
>>1355937
not your mom's ;^)
27
0
Yes
Dean ambrose
Yes
Yes
24
4
No, currently employed
Dean FUCKING Ambrose
Yes
Yes
>>1355471
35
Does a BJ count?
Yes
Seth
Yes, he's GOAT.
She's the best women wrestler in the wwe
>>1355949
I wouldn't be surprised if they padded their age by a couple years.
>>1355471
>>What is your age?
28
>>How many people you have you had sex with?
10
>>Are you a NEET?
No
>>Which is your favourite member of the Shield?
Ambrose
>>Do you like CM Punk?
Sure
>>Do you like Sasha Banks?
Who?
>>1355949
>wanting to discuss wrestling
Maybe you should fuck off to reddit, grampa.
>>1355982
>giving bret cuck (you's)
>>1355471
Almost 21
0
Working and Going to College
Dean
I mean the guy is a fine but I wasn't watching when he was a thing.
Nah famalam. Kind of Overrated.
>>1355508
Weeb detected
>>1355987
That isn't bretcuck. He has a distinct writing style
21
1
Until recently
Seth Metal
Great mic skills, overage average wrestler, shitty personality
>Women's "wrestling"
>>1356014
*overrated average wrestler
>>1355732
Over my head wtf do you mean? Like I'm aware your talking shit but I'm bored and want to know if it's worth a retort
>>1355471
19
0
no
seth
yes
no
>>1356021
I'm saying you're pathetic Jeff
>>1355738
Eh that's not the only reason I said I started disliking her. Not a fan of the eddie shilling. Also the boss shit is sometimes cringe.
Also give me a regular tipping sir, that mask shit was cringe from day one
>>1355948
I'm lost I thought you meant that you assassinate professional criminals
>>1355738
Boogie god dammit
24
3
No
Roman Reigns
Used to
No
>>1356031
>>1356049
Made me laugh damn it
18
2
Yeah
Rollins
Kinda
Kinda
>What is your age?
23
>How many people you have you had sex with?
5
>Are you a NEET?
Kind of
>Which is your favourite member of the Shield?
Seth (is there any other correct answer to this?)
>Do you like CM Punk?
I liked him a lot when he was on WWE, now I just dont care too much
>Do you like Sasha Banks?
Yes, she is the best shit in that shitty division
>What is your age?
36
>How many people you have you had sex with?
3
>Are you a NEET?
yes
>Which is your favourite member of the Shield?
Seth
>Do you like CM Punk?
no
>Do you like Sasha Banks?
yes
>>1355471
>22
>0
>No
>Seth
>When he had the SES, yes
>Yes, but Becky is my favorite female wrestler
>18
>2
>No
>They are all so terrible
>No, overrated knowitall
>Women cant wrestle
>>1355471
>20
>0
>Yes
>Deanetty
>He's alright
>No
>>1355471
>25
>40+
>no
>Roman
>whiny baby
>literally who?
>>1355471
>What is your age?
32
>How many people you have you had sex with?
0
>Are you a NEET?
No
>Which is your favourite member of the Shield?
Rollins
>Do you like CM Punk?
As a performer yes, as a person no
>Do you like Sasha Banks?
Yes
>25
>5
>not a neet
>crossfit jesus
>he was fun to watch as a character but phil seems like a real dickhead in real life no matter what he's managment had him go through
>meh
21
0
no
ambrose
yes
no
>>1355949
They are actually younger and lying about their age because they don't want to be banned means they are obviously lying about having sex and jobs
>>1355471
>21
>6
>Get job, jew money, take vacation for few months, get job, repeat.
>Seth, curbstomp mark here
>He was aight, sucks that he feels so poorly for the company now, wish they'd kiss and make out already
>She's mocha, right?
>mfw I'm NEET and had sex with more women than anybody here
lol wagecucks
>>1356498
Go away carter
>>1356502
carter stalker confirmed virgin he's seeting
>>1356471
stop projecting
>>1356507
carter dont respond to him your rich
26
4
I guess
Set
Kinda, wish he would fight already
No she's ugly
>>1356511
cool buzzword virgin
if you actually had sex you wouldn't be worked enough to feel the need to make this post
>>1356519
you're still doing it
>>1356537
you're still worked VIRGIN
>>1356545
fuc kyou carter1
>>1356545
cool buzzword virgin
if you actually had sex you wouldn't be worked enough to feel the need to make this post
>>1355471
18
0
Nope
Rollins
Yes
Yes but she's overrated and booked like Cena
>>1356555
like reigns. cena loses clean like once a year
>>1356552
projection
>>1356557
Well if she isn't pinned cleanly in two months we know for a fact she's the femCena/Reigns
>>1356133
He's a NEET too...
>>1355471
>22
>8
>no
>rollins
>yes
>no
>>1356581
and you're a virgin
21
1
No
Seth Rollins
Yes
No
>>1355471
30+
0
kinda
roman i suppose
not really, but he's better than the rest of the shit in the past decade
who?
>>1356588
he's a kid you paedo
>>1356592
>so old he is afraid to reveal his real age
>neet
i'm sorry
>>1356592
>30+
>+
You're closer to 40 than 30, don't lie.
>>1356624
guess I'll report him for underage b& if he's a kid
21
3
I am pretty neat
seth
no
no
>>1355471
>What is your age?
18
>How many people you have you had sex with?
6
>Are you a NEET?
No
>Which is your favourite member of the Shield?
Seth Rollins
>Do you like CM Punk?
Yes
>Do you like Sasha Banks?
I dont care
26
0
No
Dean
He's okay
She's okay
>>1356588
>B... but you're a virgin
If you're a NEET at that age likelyhood is you lost your virginity to a prosititute or a dakimakura
23
1
no
seth
he's alright, a bit overrated imo
no
21
1
sadly yes
seth
yes
no
>>1355471
69
420
No
Rollins
No
No
>What is your age?
34
>How many people you have you had sex with?
6
>Are you a NEET?
No. And that's a horrid phrase, used by media psychopaths.
>Which is your favourite member of the Shield?
Didn't watch in that era, so noone.
>Do you like CM Punk?
Nope.
>Do you like Sasha Banks?
She's fine to look at. Women's wrestling is fucking hokey though.
27
0
Yes
Roman
No
Yes
>What is your age?
33
>How many people you have you had sex with?
Kissless, don't care anymore
>Are you a NEET?
Sadly
>Which is your favourite member of the Shield?
Roman is my favourite wrestler
>Do you like CM Punk?
He's a crybaby
>Do you like Sasha Banks?
Don't care
>>1355471
20
2
no
Seth Rollins
Yes
No
>>1355508
Normies have had sex with more than 2 people by the time they're twenty fucking five.
18
sex is for pussies
no
ryback
yes
yes
24
9
no
seth, i guess
meh, i liked him when i was younger
yes
>Age
29
>How many sex partners?
I don't know.
>NEET?
No.
>Fav SHIELD member?
I think Seth is fantastic. I like Dean as a promo. I don't get Roman's appeal but his push doesn't bother me.
>Opinion on CM Punk?
I like him as a promo and wrestler but he whines too much in personal interviews. I guess I like him.
>Opinion on Sasha Banks?
I like her.
>>1355471
>32
>5
>yes
>rollins
>yes
>shes okay. steph is ultimate waifu
>>1356969
>I don't know
what did he mean by this?
>>1355471
>18
>0
>Kinda
>Seth freaking Rollins
>From a wrestling perapective , irl he's liberal leftist cunt
>Hell no
>>1356973
He lost the ability to feel in his hand many years ago
>>1356982
>18
>0
>Kinda
>Seth freaking Rollins
>he's a liberal leftist cunt
>Hell no
>>1355471
21
0 (waiting for marriage, have been offered)
No
Seth
Yup.
Paige is better
>>1356976
It means I don't write down all my sexual conquests in a little black book.
>>1356993
have sex
>>1357001
>waiting for marriage
>>1355471
>24
>1
>Nope
>Seth I guess, none are really my favourites
>Meh
>Meh
27
5
no
Ambrose
yes
no
not even joking
>>1355471
>32
>11
>Nope. Gas fitter.
>Was always a Mox fan so I'll say Ambrose.
>Nope. Good but overrated.
>I'd fuck it. Don't rate her as a wrestler.
>>1356625
Really there are so few my age on this site that saying my age is like tripfagging at this point. It must be fun to be 18 and blend in with thousands of other users
>>1355471
27
~100
yes
dean ambrose
yes
yes
>>1355471
19
Only 1
Currently looking for another job
Seth "Messiah of Wrestling" Rollins
The character, sure. The person, no.
Nope
>>1355471
34.
2.
Wager.
Rollins.
Punker is fine.
I like Sasha even though she gets hurt alot.
>>1358295
helloooo dm
>>1355471
>>What is your age?
19
>>How many people you have you had sex with?
My sister so one
>>Are you a NEET?
Yes
>>Which is your favourite member of the Shield?
Dean
>>Do you like CM Punk?
Used to but now "no"
>>Do you like Sasha Banks?
Shes qt but I could give a mere thought about womens """wrestling"""
>>1355508
> /r9k/
>20
>2
>No
>Seth
>only in the ring
>no
>>1358403
> /reddit/
>>1355471
>>27
>>3
>>No
>>Seth
>>Yes
>>Kinda
>>1358677
Fucking newfag
25
2
No
Ambrose
Started watching after his time, but yes
I find it impossible to care about any of the WWE women
>>1355471
>What is your age?
18
>How many people you have you had sex with?
3
>Are you a NEET?
no
>Which is your favourite member of the Shield?
Rollins
>Do you like CM Punk?
Yes
>Do you like Sasha Banks?
I'm neutral there. not a huge fan, I really like some of her matches but she seems like Ziggler lately; quick action that sacrifices good pacing and storytelling.
>>1355471
19
0
No
They all suck
Yes
Yes
>>1355471
19
5
No
Rollins
Yes
Yes
>What is your age?
23
>How many people you have you had sex with?
0 or 1 if you count oral
>Are you a NEET?
No.
>Which is your favourite member of the Shield?
Dean Ambrose
>Do you like CM Punk?
Yes
>Do you like Sasha Banks?
As a wrestler yes. Not so much her character.
>>1358388
post incest story
19
2 (escorts)
no
Roman
No
No
>>1355471
>What is your age? 30
>How many people you have you had sex with? 9
>Are you a NEET?
>Which is your favourite member of the Shield? Rollins
>Do you like CM Punk? Yes
>Do you like Sasha Banks? No
> 24
> 7 (all but two are one-night stands)
> Not sure what that meant so looked it up, says unemployed / in training or something, so no. I have a 9-5 job
> Rollins is my boy (but his music is too generic rock for my taste, needs changing)
> Sure, I like CM Punk
> Sasha is great, but I'm a Beckytard
>>1355471
>>What is your age?
29
>>How many people you have you had sex with
6
>>Are you a NEET?
no have a job that I enjoy
>>Which is your favourite member of the Shield?
the A+ player
>>Do you like CM Punk?
no
>>Do you like Sasha Banks?
no shes overrated as fuck.
BROTHER NERO
>>1358955
>>1359044
Not very interesting
>be me when i was 13
>playing WWE Day of Reckoning on my gamecube
>chillin
>little sister comes in room
>starts bothering me
>wants to play game
>i say fuck off
>wants to wrestle
>i say fuck off
>she turns off gamecube as im playing and runs downstairs
>im pissed and chase her
>we start wrestling
>i accidentally touch her developing breast
>first boob i ever touched
>get boner
>i dont think she notices
>keep wrestling
>i pin her to floor and start rubbing my semi erect dick on her
>she notices
>i tell her lets go to basement
>she follows
>we continue wrestling on an old couch
>im now ontop of her, her legs are spread wide open and im basically dry humping at this point
>my dick was so hard
>we keep humping for about 5 mins
>hear someone walking upstairs
>i jump up quick as fuck
>was probably just my dad going to take a shit
>wait a bit then continue dry humping
>i grab an old blanket lay her down on the couch then put it over us
>i pull my shorts down sneakily
>now my bare dick is grinding against her pussy
>just a piece of cloth is preventing it from going in
>she lets out a cute moan
>holy fuck i couldnt take it anymore
>i pull her shorts down and lift her panties to the side
>she says "w-wait"
>my dick cant wait i try sticking it in
>i had no idea what i was doing
>its so fucking warm and tight
>can only get about 4" in but it will do
>start humping away
>shes moaning
>i tell her be quiet someone will hear
>fuck session lasts about 2 mins
>i pull out and dont even cum because i think ill get her pregnant
>awkwardly put clothes back on play my gamecube
>have horrible first ever blue balls
>have a god tier fap in the shower later on that day
>>1355471
20
1
No
Rollins
No Strong Preference
Not Really
