You're at a bar and this man slaps your gfs ass, what do?
>>1354809
Tell him to lift me and then laugh while he struggles.
I give him two Styles Clashes (one on a chair) and several Phenomenal forearms and try to pin him
>>1354809
get my gf to slap his wife's ass. Then I will slap his ass. Then we all circlejerk each other to completion.
>>1354812
Also, this
>>1354811
>>1354818
>>1354809
So many implications here...
>>1354822
>>1354825
>>1354811
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>>1354831
>>1354835
>>1354845
>>1354809
I would call the police.
>>1354849
>>1354851
Fucking pussy
>>1354854
Remember
>>1354855
Hmmm...ok. I would beat his ass in a shoot, strong style. Then I would choke him out and then masturbate and cum on his face in front of everyone to show dominance. Do you approve of my new gameplan?
>>1354861
>>1354859
>>1354861
Pics of mom
>>1354809
>take a look at him
>drink my beer
>take a 15 minute nap
>check if he's still gassed
>drink another beer
>take a few steps back
>wait for him to walk up
>order another beer
>check if he's still gassed
>if not, walk away a few steps
>check if he can even stand alone after so much exhaustion
>call an ambulance for this poor fellow
>>1354885
>fatfuck talking about being gassed
lmao lads
>>1354873
>>1354809
Glass him and make a quick exit
>>1354809
Make him look strong
>>1354811
Considering he can put 400+ pounds on his shoulders you must be awfully fat.
punch him in da mouf
"It's not a good ass, it's not a bad ass, it's THE ass"
>>1356817
No, he can't. In a samoan drop the opponent does most of the work. He would not be able to execute a move where he actually needs to hold someone on his shoulders.
He can't even lift Rollins. This Roman is stronk meme needs to die.
>>1354809
Stab him in the parking lot.
>>1356817
He can't even convincingly put Tyler Breeze above his shoudlers.
>>1356848
>>1356899
>delusion
>>1356906
>delusion
The irony here is very thick.
Look it up, he can't lift people. He could not powerbomb Sheamus or Triple H correctly. Why do you think he had 2 other guys help do the lifting for him in his shield days?
Beat him up.
>>1356924
>literally jacknife-sit out powerbombed AJ styles
>n-no
okay smarks
>>1356936
>what is a wrestling move?
We're called smart for a reason, dumbfuck.
>>1356939
So lifting a person doesn't count?
Lmao the denial here is absurd
>HE CAN'T LIFT UP PEOPLE
>He did with AJ
>NO IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE IS A WRESTLING MOVE
>>1356944
>I don't know how wrestling moves work.
>>1356949
>i wont admit he can lift up people
>>1356944
>he can lift up literally the tiniest + lightest guy on the roster
Call me when he can do it to anybody above Cruiserweight status
>>1356955
>moving the goalpost
Lol k
>>1356959
>g-goalposts
Rusev can suplex The Big Show with ease.
MEANWHILE...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaRjp4NWOY0
>>1356954
He can lift people. Can he lift them properly? Can he execute the move properly? No, he cannot.
>>1356965
the point was "he cant life up people"
But yeah try to damage control harder
>>1356971
>life
I don't need to damage control anything. Your Samoan TV boyfriend is so pathetically weak that he can only hit powerhouse moves on the smallest of small guys.
>Roman's "powerbombs" on HHH at WrestleMania are so embarrassing nobody made GIFs of them
>>1356975
So le typo , projection and moving the goalpost.
>>1354809
I'd tell him to piss off, shithead.
>>1356979
>projection
You understand this word about as well as Reigns lifts up middleweights
>he must have the last word even if he got BTFO
pathetic
>>1357013
Who are you even talking to, fag?
>>1357013
>Being a passive-aggressive cuck
>>1357037
Himself probably
>R-Roman is t-totally st-st-strong you guys
>the "ya boi can't lift" fag is still on /asp/
Wow
>>1356936
Oh, so that happened. Not an impresive feat given how stronk he's supossed to be but it's something. Haven't actually watched since Mania, no reason to watch AJ make this guy look strong.
>>1357044
>this asshurt over Reigns being really, really weak
>>1354997
>fatfuck talking about fatfucks talking about being gassed
wew fellas
>>1354845
Damn what happened to MVP
Roman is probably a decent lifter, even if he doesn't have good abs, at least better than the average person.
Still i doubt his ability to fight, how many time have i see someone with his physique getting knocked out by someone more skinny but who knew how to throw punches.
Furthermore roman doesn't really looks like the guy (afaik from itw ) who likes to fight, there are way more fearful guys to face in the wwe lineup.
>>1357097
>Roman is probably a decent lifter, even if he doesn't have good abs, at least better than the average person.
Literally his entire career indicates the opposite
>>1354831
>Jew
Y tho
>>1357093
Looks more like Savio Vega
>>1356971
>>1357143
That's exactly what you are doing , nice description
>>1357147
>Implying I'm the same anon
Okay kiddo
My GF is a grown ass women, she can defend herself better than i would do
>>1357148
You're doing it now, though.
>>1357171
>Still trying to win an argument online
Bet your parents are glad you stay in the basement
>>1357171
Stop embaressing yourself my man
>>1357173
>>1357174
>dude is so mad he replies to random anons
>>1357177
>Y-you're mad
No
>Y-yes you are
Nope
>lol d-damage control
M'kay
>>1357179
>says im still trying to win an argument when im not the one replying
>nah guise im n-not mad
Bet your parents are glad you stay in the basement
>>1357184
>Can't be original
>Uses an insult that BTFO'D him
The state of (you)
Top Kek
>>1357187
>can't refute any of my points
>projects his life onto me
>gets mad if i reply with his 12 y old comeback
Are you autistic?
>>1354809
Put it all over social media then sue the WWE.
Roman Reigns can lift people. There, argument done. You can all move on now.
>>1354809
Laugh as Roman is divorced and losses half his stuff plus Alimony and Child Support.
>>1357192
>>1357204
You are aware that his wife let him meet another women right?
>>1354809
Wonder how I got a gf.
>>1357205
The state of (You)?
>>1357206
>Roman's wife is a cuck
>>1354809
Make him look strong
>>1354809
Let him, since he's handsome.
