Scott Steiner, Shoney's franchisee.
>>1349223
DDP, DDPyogi
>>1349223
>not posting the based video
pleb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iI2ReZLmYA
>>1349236
Why does Steiner do everything he does so badass. He should run for president or something.
>>1349223
Buff Bagwell, male escort.
JUST
>>1349261
> be me
> be 2020
> America has become an SJW filled cuckhole where triggering someone is illegal and anyone without at least 700 pounds of fat on them is most likely going to get arrested for "offensive content" as well as "fat shaming".
> Every one was so busy campaigning for Cuckstein that they actually forgot to vote for him
> Decide to go to white house for speech of new president
> Scott Steiner is elected president
> Inauguration day comes in
> Presidential starts to play
> Suddenly...
> "CUT THE MUSIC"
> This large muscular man comes to the podium with no T-shirt, nothing but a chain-mail head dress and some tights
> Whole crowd is stunned, feminists are pissing their pants, they don't know what's going on
> "GIMME THE FUCKING MIC"
> A slight "uh-oh" comes from the crowd
> "SEE WHEN I COME RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, ALL MY HOOCHES COME AROUND VOTING FOR ME"
> "MY FIRST ORDER PERTAINS TO CANADA, OR AS IT WILL NOW BE CLASSIFIED, "MEXICO NORTH"
> "WE'RE GONNA BUILD A HUGE WALL TO KEEP THOSE ASSHOLE CANADIANS OUT"
> "ALL YOU WHITE TRASH WILL BE FORCED TO GO A TO A HIGHLY EDUCATED UNIVERSITY, SO I DON'T HAVE TO DUMB MYSELF DOWN."
> his Vice President, Mr Bagwell tries to calm him down but to no avail
> "LADIES ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS SPREAD YOUR LEGS AND PUT YOUR ASS OUT, AND THE DADDY WILL MAKE YOU PASS OUT"
> Feminists try to resist doing it but ultimately fail
> begins talking trash about DDP's wife
> Proceeds to spend the rest of the time shooting on Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan
> " AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME, THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY"
> whole country is then forced to watch his Work-out.
> WWE is sued for making shitty wrestling
> WCW is restored
> Professional Wrestling is now an olympic sport where only Canada is not allowed to participate
I'm okay with this desu.
>>1349288
> "GIMME THE FUCKING MIC"
glorious
>>1349288
>A slight "uh-oh" comes from the crowd
Top kek
>>1349288
Freaks and peaks 2020 confirmed
>>1349288
I want this. I want this so much. I hope Rick Steiner becomes the Secretary of Education.
>>1349288
> those dubs
> this post
>>1349288
Made me giggle
>>1349288
8/10 would read again
>>1349288
>a wrestler turned president
Something like this.
>>1349288
Dubs confirm
>>1349223
Steiner looking like Colonel Sanders
>>1349288
>>1349288
20/10 pure genius.
>>1351139
>>1349288
>OR AS IT WILL NOW BE CLASSIFIED, "MEXICO NORTH"
>>1349288
KEK
>>1351149
> mount freakmore
This thread is a goldmine
>>1349288
How can one man be so triggered by reality
>>1349288
I could support this.
