-OFFICIAL RAW GAMETHREAD-
Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Roman Reigns
> Intercontinenal Champion: The Miz
> United States Champion: Rusev
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
Make a new thread at 600 posts.
>>1339091
First for Lucha Underground
> Second for Triple Hatch
Highlight Reel tonight or riot
fourth for becky
>>1339101
Who's he feuding with? Is it still Dean?
>mfw probably can't see Raw today
>mfw can't see BMJ comeback
>>1339104
Nobody specifically he's just in the mitb mix
My streams seem to start at a different time every Monday. Raw stream when?
YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK
>>1339122
Kurt Angle return when? Probably not in-ring but HoF induction.
>>1339122
He's probably going to open up a school
>>1339125
They'll sign him to a legends deal when he goes to rehab
Is NXT doing a TakeOver at the same time as SummerSlam? I think they are doing another TakeOver Brooklyn (2 of them actually). Gives me hope for them to have another in London.
And this time I'll have better seats.
>>1339144
>Is NXT doing a TakeOver at the same time as SummerSlam?
Yes Brooklyn because Summerslam is NY
>>1339149
Okay, good.
Haha fucking state of dean mark
Apparently according to WOR, Cena will not be the final slot in the MitB. But that doesn't mean they won't change their minds.
>>1339165
>reading dirtsheets
kys ya pedO
>>1339170
Doesn't mean I necessarily believe them, also good to take it with a pinch of salt.
>>1339165
>Putting your most popular wrestler who is just coming back from Injury in MiTB
Of course he wasn't the 7th
>>1339174
7 other people in the match to pick up the slack and take the big moves.
>>1339176
nailed it
You can't 4 8 15 16 23 42 me
>>1339165
It will probably be Kalisto so Vince can call for more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh22y0T-2O0
>>1339176
>>1339179
> Dean Mark being THIS upset that some tripfag he's never met isn't giving him attention
>>1339184
Probably. Well I'm off to bed, enjoy the show, hopefully quality will pick up with the brand split soon.
>>1339190
Go back to your lifeless thread faggot.
So why is Dean Mark so in love with 2Cold? Theories?
Is there a chance of anything actually exciting happening tonight?
What's this hatch shit?
>all those guys that got cut or quit right before the brand split
haha they could have had time to play in the sun if they were patient
>>1339222
It's probably just something wyatt related
>jeriBORE is still in the league
go HOME
autism confirmed
>sirens
>>1339233
This is all for Cena isn't it?
Is this what hatch was referring to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L5TVX390RA
> 00:00:00
>Nailed it.
>rebranding Wyatt when he is clearly the most buried in the current roster
>>1339247
Just stop Dean Mark.
>>1339248
New Bray-borg v2 incoming!
BMJ coming in 35 minutes
DEAN MARK KEKED
Hey guys, just posting some comics to read before the big show starts
>>1339254
Finally.
How many bongs till BMJ?
>>1339255
>>1339258
>>1339233
This is so fucking lame
>>1339263
It's gonna be the most underwhelming thing.
>>1339233
What if Randy came back also
Wait so who is Cena feuding with?
>>1339271
>Memorial Day
>Rusev has the US belt as the heel russian again
I wonder.
Sister Abigail is debuting tonight
Pretend to be hyped for female Wyatt
>Promo package for that Charlotte shit last week
>>1339282
What if it's Paige
>>1339271
The guy
>>1339290
My money is on Bliss
>>1339282
>yfw they keep to the theme that everybody even the women get beards
Thank you mod, you are our greatest ally
>>1339296
A Warcraft match?
>>1339301
they look like orcs
>>1339302
gottem
>>1339302
Kek!
>>1339302
nice
>>1339301
And the Gold Bond Ultimate Money in the Bank match featuring Vacant
>>1339296
they literally just did this match on smackdown and it ended in a dq within a minute
>>1339308
Should of been an advertisement for JJ's gold.
When will Chrisley get the push he deserves
>>1339308
Nice tie in sponsor for WWE I imagine Paige uses it when she waxes her enchanted forest
>>1339282
God please no. WWE will fuck it up so bad and no woman on earth has enough charisma to keep up with bray
Which hour of RAW is this match main eventing?
>>1339233
>Police vehicles
WAIT A MINUTE, JOHN, WHAT'S CHRIS BENOIT DOING BACK IN THE WWE?
>>1339313
Please don't tempt someone to post that pic
>>1339312
I actually watch that show it is the only reality TV show I have watched since Growing Up Gotti
I don't understand why I like it so much
>>1339316
Chris Benoit being driving to the arena by Big Boss Man
(with beeg's dad's casket still chained to the back of the cop car)
What if Benoit is the secret participant for MitB?
>>1339293
Thought this myself. NXT stars are too known though to simply switch gimmicks.
>>1339233
>SIRENS
AW SHIT BIG POPPA PUMP
HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME
>>1339315
>6 man tag
New era right guys?
>>1339329
Would mark the fuck out if that happens.
85th for BIG MATCH JOHN
>>1339315
>More KO-Jericho bromance
Shit booking but they're cute together I'll take it
>>1339293
>tiny unimposing midget with no charisma is the spooky sister abigail
no
>>1339333
>Dat Seth Rollins
he looks great
>>1339333
Seth looking he needs to take a few days off school because the kids at school "just don't get him man"
>Roman not wearing his contacts in this Michael Cole interview
holy fuck
>>1339329
I watched a video on him today, apperantly Steiner was a vicious bully backstage and everyone was afraid of him. He held a guy down and sodomized his ass with a pencil, then Kevin Nash says
>that's sodomy
>that's a felony
>I'm getting the fuck outta here
Based nash
>>1339340
He's just jesus
>>1339333
Reigns will win with a spear, but I'm excited to see this match.
Then,
Now,
Not much longer
Power just went out, maybe it's god telling me not to watch tonight.
USA USA USA!
>Memorial day
KEK
>it's a national anthem episode
MURRICA
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
FUCK USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
HOLLAND HOLLAND HOLLAND!
>bringing your to scale american flag to a wwe show
why
>>1339348
nah its your entrance
get out once the pyro hits
>Cena just stood there
fuck off WWE stop killing kayfabe
rip in peace sergeant slaguhter
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA
USA
FUCK FREEDOM CHEESEBURGERS
>mourning AJ Styles' career
>MUH TROOPS
every time
MUH TROOPS
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RUSEV, PLEASE SHIT ON THIS SEGMENT
these war criminals get a 10 bell salute and chyna only gets a video package
fuck this company
>they're now having cena quote reagan
It's a Cena for the usa champion episode
>Not living in the USA
Enjoy your third world shithole
I see cena OMFG
WE WILL FIGHT ON THE BEACHES
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
>That guy with the flag
wew
Jhon when
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>1339367
O shit wallup
>>1339362
>rip in peace
rest in peace in peace?
DONALD TRUMP
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USA USA USA USA USA USA
>they had ADR out there
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
>John Cena
>The most patriotic wrestler today in WWE
>coming back on Memorial Day
How much did they plan on this happening?
USA numbah oneee
FREEDOM ISN'T FREE GOMMIES
>Post yfw not born American
Already thinking about turning this off.
Fuck this jingoistic garbage
>hypes cena
>stands at front of ramp
>no pop
>reigns still stronk
>reagan
>DEAN
KEKEKEK NEED A WEBM
Fucking muricans
the audio mixing on this is terrible
but USA USA USA
Wait, who died?
FUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKAFUCK MURIKA FUCK MURIKA
NATTY IS A FUCKING CANADIAN WHY IS SHE TALKING
>Celebrating America's imperialism
Fuck off Vince you old cunt.
>yuropoors will never be american
GOD BLESS THE US OF A
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>Reagan speech
kek
>>1339091
It's Memorial Day in America where this show emanates from, so what's with the faggotty wrong date format?
>that bell dinging
Wilhellemussie van Nâhassouwen,
Zijt gij van Duihuihuitsen bloed?
De elleboog door de mouwen,
Het haar al door de hoed.
Zijt gij Wilhellemus?
Zijt gij Wilhellemus?
Wel dat is goed.
LIFE LIBERDY AND BURSUIT OF BURGER :-DDD
pretty sure this is the same intro they did last year with shane added in
LIBERAL PACIFIST KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH AND ETERNALLY BTFO
FREEEEEEDOM ISN'T FREE
NO THERE'S A HEFTY FUCKIN' FEE
>>1339405
Soldiers who fought for our freedoms.
>Bmj and USA
What a time to be alive
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>1339405
Freedom.
>yfw they stretch this thing out so they can shorten the rest of the matches
>there are yuropoors who are up at 5AM watching a memorial day promo
Get fucked, yuros.
holy shit I want to kill the fuck out of some sand niggers
who died?
Go to hell murica
MIS TROPAS
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>all these Euromuslums and Canachinks getting upset
In the immortal words of General George S. Patton
"It would be foolish and wrong to mourn those who died. Instead we should thank God that such men lived"
>>1339408
COMMIES OUT
Dean is Canadian what the fuck
tfw freedom
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT
>ronald reagan
Pinches gringos
*photos of graves and caskets*
TONIGHT IS THA NITE
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
TONIGH IS DA NIGH
>>1339427
Sand negros
TRUMP WILL MAKE RAW GREAT AGAIN
TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA TIME FOR CENA
>>1339430
USAcucks get out
>>1339405
my great grandpa saving your incompetent great grandpa's ass from the nazis
>>1339437
BIG MATCH JOHN RETURNS
>Apollo Crews in the opening video now
>>1339405
America
MONEY TALKS
>All these worthless, fat neckbeards making fun of the tribute and soldiers.
>All these worthless, fat neckbeards who would be sucking dune coon cock if it wasn't for our troops.
Top fucking lel
>>1339091
For fucks sake its 5/30/2016
>>1339439
At least it wasn't the current commander in chimp.
>>1339445
>tfw at some point Trump shows up
MONEY
>kids already leaving Reigns for Cena
>>1339417
>Cracked
kys
>X-Pac>Roman
top kek, sign man
>>1339437
BROTHER!
>>1339445
I think you forgot the last time he made Raw great, it wasn't very great
Glad to see this thread finally came back. Hogan Poster Poster had to win other threads while this one was away.
Lame Cena returns tonight. Get your boos ready.
>All these triggered yuropoors and cucknadians
Wew, if you hate it so much, why do you watch American television at 5 am in the morning?
HERE COMES THE MONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
DEPORT ALL SAMOANS
>this fucking propaganda day bullshit
REMEMBER SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP
>>1339449
Do russians watch wrestling?
>>1339405
The ratings just now
BRAND SPLIT NEWS INCOMING
MONEY
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
Fuck the USA
>post yfw trump gives his first state of the union address on raw
BASED SHANE
> X-pac > roman
>>1339461
They never left nigga. Nobody likes ramen reigns
>xpac>roman
>wii-man stinks
>move over new stars
Where is RAW tonight?
THE QUEENDOM
>not starting with BMJ
come on Vince, I'm here for Johnny boy
>>1339467
The Brand split will be coming soon.
Lesanr guy front row
>FML
>booing steph
MAKE WWE GREAT AGAIN
MAKE WWE GREAT AGAIN
MAKE WWE GREAT AGAIN
>those short shorts
MY
FUCKING
DIIIIIIIIIICK
CHING CHING BLING BLING
STEPH PLEASE
UNF STEPH
HOLY FUCK
STEPH TONIGHT IS FUCKING GOD DAMN
>tfw you never have to see Steph on TV again after the brand split and just dropping whichever her brand is
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STEPH TYONIGHT OMG MUH DICK
THOSE SHORTS
>those shorts
WEW
Green Bay, Wisconsin
>muh troops
JUST DO THE BRAND SPLIT ALREADY
YOU'RE STRETCHING THE PLOT OF ONE RAW OUT OVER THE COURSE OF WEEKS
Steph! Steph! Steph!
>Steph in this skirt
FUUUUUUUCK MY DICK
Did anyone saw randy orton too? Or was it just me?
Fuck the troops
Those legs. screen cap plz
>Those shorts
>bitch boy
DEM STEPH SHORTS HNNNGGGGG
They back to feuding again because of the split?
Those legs are in overdrive.
>Right Onichannn~?
SHORTS!
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>dat stephanie
Shane smashed that backstage