FIRST FOR BO
>>1442885
AND HIS HUGE DICK
>>1442879
>deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop >deanetty no pop
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
NO POP
0 POP LMFAO
ROMAN: 10000 DECIBELS
DEAN: 1 DECIBEL
>THE SHANTYTOWN OF DEANETTY
>THE STATE OF JEANS SHITBROSE
>LITERALLY NO REACTION, ZERO REACTION
>ZERO DECIBELS, WORLD CHAMP AND FEATURED IN THE FIRST HOUR
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1442869
This is going to be beautiful.
>>1442885
>Bo Dallas Mark
What type of shitty joke is this?
What is there to even mark out for?
He's so dreadfully average.
>>1442879
boi
>>1442895
>Dean"obody pops for me" Ambrose
>Dean"o way am I main eventing" Ambrose
>Dean Amb"Rollins stole my body-weight, will dance for food"se
Deanetty is even worse than Roman. Wow.
>>1442879
>Jeans Borebrose
>Deanetty
>Miz
Deanetty such a horrible wrestler. Ratings in the toilet, even the game threads are moving at a snail's pace.
I think I'm going to tap out for the night.
First for The Guy
Even Roman got some reaction. Even if it was only boos.
>>1442893
>being this obsessed over the ol' fake fights
benoit yourself my man
>>1442899
>Bo
>not a legitimately good comedy promo and character
>not a great comedy-tier jobber
Outcast yourself my man
How does the draft?
3 hours of
>we pick x4 people
>match
Or what.?
>>1442879
why do you take your trip off to link the thread?
Why does Deanetty look like such a twink? Does he even lift?
>>1442911
Your top face shouldn't be getting mostly boos. At least fans are cheering for Dean.
Never in my life have I felt an energy in the building like I did when Nakamura walked out at the NXT show. It was next level shit, like a mild psychotropic drug induced state. The guy had complete unfettered control of the crowd the entire time, like some weird spazzy pro wrestling pied piper. It was amazing.
You just have to experience it for yourself in person, I cannot do it justice with words.
>>1442911
He gets loud as fuck boos, but also cheers
Dean comes out you can hear a pin drop
K E K
>>1442911
>x-pac heat for a face
>good
>booked competitively against Miz
>more competitively than Kane
>more competitively than Zayn
>more competitively than Cesaro
>Ambrose has a literal M I D C A R D powerlevel
SAVE_US.ROMAN
2 hours to go
maryse is really sexy but being that shes french canadian i cant help but think that she smells bad
SCREENCAP THIS.
Daniel Bryan will be GM for Smackdown.
That way people get interested in Smackdown.
punk will be the gm of smack down
screencap this
>>1442914
>great
Can you even list the traits that make him '''great'''?
can you list 10 great matches he had?
I highly doubt it
>>1442916
Wat u mean?
>>1442921
>x-pac heat
18+
>>1442888
Sad but true. If they were this over-the-top and corny all along, pretty sure they wouldn't be in financial trouble right now.
who /broken/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxZB5NP1q-w
who prepared for massacre?
>>1442928
I did, though.
His matches aren't what make him great, because, as you said, he's an average wrestler. But I did list the other areas in which he excels.
>>1442898
>mfw I have to agree with a tripserg
Why the fuck am I watching this trash instead of hanging out with my girlfriend?
Making Deanetty champ has to be one of Vince's top 10 mistakes in his career.
Miz should be wwe champ, deanetty should be reddit championship because only redditors likes his jared leto's joker wannabe edgy autistic teenager gimmick
TNA > Deanetty reign
Sad.
>>1442879
Deanetty getting his ass kicked by the Miz and the crowd doesn't give a shit, IN HIS HOME STATE.
End the Ambrose experiment now. Put the belt on Cena or AJ.
>Smarks get their favorite as the wwe champion
>No pop
JUSt
0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO 0 (ZERO) POP LMFAO
0 IN RING REACTIONS LMFAO 0 IN RING REACTIONS LMFAO 0 IN RING REACTIONS LMFAO 0 IN RING REACTIONS LMFAO 0 IN RING REACTIONS LMFAO 0 IN RING REACTIONS LMFAO 0 IN RING REACTIONS LMFAO 0 IN RING REACTIONS LMFAO 0 IN RING REACTIONS LMFAO 0 IN RING REACTIONS LMFAO 0 IN RING REACTIONS LMFAO 0 IN RING REACTIONS LMFAO 0 IN RING REACTIONS LMFAO
>yfw you realize this is Deans homestate
>yfw he got a 0 pop IN HIS HOME STATE
THE LITERAL STATE OF DEAN
>>1442939
because you dont have one
Are superplexes the most boring over the top rope move ever?
>>1442935
>I did, though.
No sir you did not, you simply said that he was great but you did not go into detail on what makes him a "great" comedy jobber, or what makes his promos and character "good".
>>1442923
Soon anon
Holy shit Ambrose as champ is a fucking disaster
Vince needs to do something fast or else this joke of a company is fucked forever
>LE WACKY LINE MEME FOLLOWED BY A SUICIDE MEH
>>1442934
When is it starting exactly?
>>1442952
>No sir
kinda cringed
I just think he plays a light-hearted comedy character really well. Didn't you see his NXT work? Shit was hilarious, particularly the segment in which he was carried out by the police.
>>1442951
They used to be kind of cool but it feels like they happen in every match nowadays
>>1442934
okay mr hardy
Dirty deeds bitch
>all this mad because Dean is champ
deal with it, marks
HOLY CRAP
TAKE THE STRAP OFF OF THIS MEMER AND PUT IT ON BROCK OR CENA OR ROMAN OR RUSEV JUST ANYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE AN ACTUAL WRESTLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Miz still not catching guys
>>1442956
Watch the commercial roody poo
>>1442948
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JACK SWAGGER GOT THE BIGGEST POP OF THE SHOW IN HIS HOME STATE
DEANETTY AS CHAMPION GETS 0 POP IN HIS HOME STATE
CANT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
Holy shit wwe without roman is boring as fuck.
just give us roman vs cena already
Please stop JBL. Just stop. You sound like a retard.
>>1442962
based
>little to no pop
top kek
>>1441386
if you guys want to discuss some real wrestling instead of whatever the fuck this is
All three Shield guys have failed as champion. Vince needs to end the Shield experiment and put the belt on a proven draw like Cena, or put it on AJ and have Cena chasing after the belt to keep the marks happy.
>>1442932
BROTHER NEGRO
My dean is unbeatable
>>1442959
Yeah.
I miss Batista suplexes on the top rope.
Smarks actually enjoy watching unbelievable twinks like Lunatic Cringe and Sami
Mohammed.
>shots of the crowd
>no one gives a single fuck
holy shit. dean was truly the deanetty of the shield
meme magic
This is a pretty boring match desu.
>>1442967
>being this deaf
>Seth getting even less reaction than Ambrose
>the Shield combined can't even get the reaction of a fucking midcarder
THANK YOU SEFF
>>1442934
Lance Storm is putting the segment over on twitter
>rollins no POP
JUST
>the architect
>Seth gets a better pop
J U S T
>2 more hours left
W A K E
M E
U P
It's like you guys have never seen a holiday episode before.
>seth
>literally no pop
lol not even meming dean got more
>IC title means you're a jobber
THE CROWD DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THESE 2 TWINKS
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
KEK
The Shield was a mistake
IT'S HIM OUR CROSSFIT JESUS
SETH
FREAKING
ROLLINS
MUH DICK
>>1442991
shut up and let me meme
>>1442976
You spelled unbearable wrong.
>Th... there's no pop kek
get worked fags, he's based
>jasethy
>no pop
Roman, come back
I'm sorry
I'm so sorry
>Dean "I'm the Champion and I can't get a pop in my home-state" Ambrose
>Seth "My four-incher can't pop hymens and I can't pop the crowd" Rollins
>Roman "I got popped for wellness" Reigns
SHIELD
H
I
T
Dean works FAR better when he was the Shield's leader. This whole dumb approach to a whacky insane guy gimmick feels very shoe-d in. If they turn Dean heel or like, make him lose so he can get heel, we can get something like this awesome yet kinda disturbing promo from IPW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNGOY-jeYwI
His cuhrazee gimmick isn't ever gonna work if he's not actually being cuhrazee.
>>1443001
Stay salty lil guy
When is BMJ showing up?
>>1443004
>implying people just arent tired of the Shields after the last 3 years
>ambrose on the mic
and I suddenly no longer want to watch
>all these desperate marks meme'ing about pops
>>1443003
>he's based
DEAN GOT MORE POP THAN FLIPPY JASETHY
WTF
>>1442986
Of course he is, this is going to be the pinnacle of wrestling
Steamboat vs Flair
Bret vs Austin
Nicki vs Brie
all lead to this moment
if /asp/ can stop shitposting for five posts I'll give everyone in this thread $20
Can't convince me there's more than 20 people in that arena.
Must be CGI given how quiet the arena is. Literally no one cares about these """""""""""top""""""""""""" guys.
>Ambrose has to go to the Spanish announce table so he doesn't tank the ratings any further
>>1443006
>Seth "My four-incher can't pop hymens and I can't pop the crowd" Rollins
T O P K E K
O
P
K
E
K
>>1442993
How did Ryback lose the tittle aniways?
He could had legitimatize the tittle if booked well.
>>1443007
dean was the bitch boy in the shield not the leader
SAVE_US.BMJ
>>1443017
>S-Stop making fun of my indy darling!!
SMARKS ON DMG CONTORL LEL
APOLOGIZE
>>1443014
Get over it
>>1443019
>>1443022
He lost it to based fatass
>Deanetty's face when Dolph gets a bigger pop than him.
>>1443022
He did legitimize the title, that's why Kevin Owens winning it off of him actually meant something
Columbusfag here, stop talking about pops the crowds here are like dead fish
>>1443006
lol
>Roman
>huge reactions
>people care so much he even gives people like jasethy (who just got 0 pop) big pops, amazing heater
>everyone gives a fuck
>the place literally blows off the roof during his entrances that kevin dunn has to turn down the mic so people don't get deaf at home
Apologize
Lads
What does every former member of the Shield have in common with diabetics?
They can't get pop.
>Deanetty gets zero reaction
>Seth "Micropenis" Rollins gets zero reaction
>Roidman Reigns gets tepid boos and shitchants
Meanwhile John Cena continues to blow the roof off day in, day out. Put the belt back on BMJ already Vince.
>>1443040
For you
>>1442879
>04/07/2016
>not 07/04/2016
Do you even America?
Apologize.
>>1443017
So when should I expect my $20?
>>1443025
Nah he was definitely the leader. Did the vast majority of the talking (and his promos were actually good then compared to le whacky promos), did a lot of the ordering around, too.
>>1443034
lmfao
>DOLPH POP
Huh.
lel, he's actually on the spanish announce table, 10/10
>>1443039
>Smokes crack
>>1443041
Who is that new spanish guy? Where is CARLITOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
Ambrose speaking spanish.
That was pretty based desu. I would loove to have special commentarists on the spanish table
>>1443041
What the fuck is pop
Cleveland can't pop shit
Wtf
>>1443043
For my ass
>>1443041
midwest pls go
>dean talking spic
I'm sorry I thought this was America.
>>1443030
>being this delusional
>Brock is having an opponent announced
Goldberg or Kurt?
The WWE commercials show Goldberg a lot with Suplex city.
>>1443052
That's WWE for ya.
>Wow it's actually starting to get good again.
>As I say this WWE ruins it
>special announcement
>Lesner's opponent for Summerslam
>Suplex City sign
Goldberg confirmed
Who is going to face Lesnar lads?
>>1443061
It was based, but his spanish it's shit desu
Apologize.
>>1443070
Goldberg for sure.
The world champion is a Bambi
>>1443074
Calisto
>like a bambi
what the fuck
>>1443076
BASED
>>1443079
Carla is that you?
>>1443074
Big Show
>JBL is burying Dean's shitty hairline
>>1443074
Miz.
>>1443073
>post yfw when Goldberg botches and Brock shoot beats his ass like he did Strowman
>>1443048
>Nah he was definitely the leader
kek. ok anon
>It's a "Dolph tries to do some technical wrestling and looks like a goof" episode
I appreciate the collegiate pins, but he's so sloppy.
>>1443074
>>1443070
>>1443073
They're gonna announce they signed Connor McAGregor and that's his first match.
reddit is on full damage control
check it out on their page. it's honestly disturbing how delusional they are.
Wow Deanetty such a great champ.
>>1443074
my guess its either orton or HGH
Pretending WWE was a real sport for a second, who would you realistically draft #1 over all?
>>1443074
Zack ryder, so he can kill him already
honestly i think tna is working hard for our attention and wwe is taking advantage of us
>>1443074
Nakamura.
>>1443097
Cena
>>1443094
I don't want to go to Reddit tbhfam
What are they saying?
>>1443097
Seth.
>>1443097
John Cena
He's top tier in marketing and skill
>>1443097
Lesnar
>>1443074
Vince Mcmahon
>>1443097
Brock
>>1443099
No
>>1443090
video?
>>1443060
>Jerry soto narrando
me quiero morir
>>1443097
Cena or Brock
>>1443073
But he said he's not going back into the ring
>>1443074
I SPIT IN THE FACE OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO BE COOL
>>1443097
Roman Reigns
>>1443097
Real as in kayfabe power or if it was shoot?
Kayfabe : Cena
Real: Brock
>>1443104
theyre saying the crowd was going crazy for dean and hes getting really good reactions and pops. how hes such a refreshing champion running to the announcing table. its honestly sad
>>1443111
just joking broski
>>1443097
Nakamura; Get all that smark dosh.
>>1443117
Nope.
>>1443113
Hey at least it isn't the Raw english commentary team.
>>1443097
Seth
>>1443074
Zayn.
>this fucking RAW
>>1443091
>they call him a leader so he's canonized as one
>he does things that a leader of a group does
>even then he's not a leader
You can say 2+2=5 but that doesn't mean that it's true.
>>1443097
Cena.
He'd get you instant ratings even against shitty talent like Titus or Deanetty.
>>1443119
Maybe it's because they're actually watching the show instead of meme posting on /asp/
>>1443074
Ryback
>there are people in this thread that said Rollins vs Ziggler would be a 4.x star match
>on Raw
>on independence day
>Dolph Ziggler
>4 star
Lads
a
d
s
We've gone too far
We need to go back
>>1443113
>Puerto Rican
well that explains his shit spanish
>>1443121
Ok broski.
mercy kill this raw.
mercy kill wwe.
>>1443119
Not as sad as your no pop/record low ratings memes.
>>1443115
MAAAARK
>it's barely been an hour
>>1443138
Broken Matt and Brother Nero will put the nail in WWE's coffin while resurrecting TNA
>>1443131
>(You)
>>1443139
what meme? it's the truth. literal facts.
Is it me or are the gamethreads also slow? Deanetty has actually turned off the 4chan populace from watching RAW live.
SAVE_US.BROKENMATT
>>1443129
>The Architect of the Shield
>Not the leader
Fuck off Deancuck.
>>1443140
Well he said it in stone colds podcast
>>1443137
He looks like a fucking nerd. Only belt hes getting is one to hold up his pants from walmart after hes future endeavored
so these petes dragons people expect me to believe a huge ass dragon hasn't been spotted in 6 goddamn years and also taught that kid to speak english?
Reminder that Ryder is gonna eat the pin in the tag match tonight.
So don't get hype.
STAY HYPE
>>1443145
yes, deanetty killed the ratings, the raw threads, and the company
>63 IPs
>>1443147
They were all leaders at different times.
Dean was usually the spokesperson for their Heel run.
BRIE MODE
>>1443145
Saving our energy for final deletion my man
WWE doesn't care about anything until the draft
So, you current champion and most recent former champ aren't headlining. It's going to be Cena isn't it.
>>1443151
It can turn invisible
YOU AND YOUR SARCASTIC ASS
>>1443074
De Undataka
if you guys complain about this show so much then why are you still watching it
2.5 star match so far
Why Cleveland so shit? I rather take Full Sail cringe over this no-noise crowd
>exactly, like the wwe champion
>that shitty fucking side-kick that went inches to the right of Ziggler's head
Stop using what SHOULD be Dorito's finisher;
>>>>this is awesome chants for a generic spot-to-spot Raw match featuring sloppy spots
>This is awesome
>>1443150
At least he gets louder pops than "your Dean" whenever he actually gets screen time.
>>1443163
We're delusional and think something good will happen in the next hour and a half
YOUR CHAMPION IS A DUMMY AND THOSE SHOW IS FOR DUMMIES
AND THATS NOT AN INSULT
THATS JUST A FACT OF LIFE
>>1443112
Brock was getting upset that Braun was no selling him so he just starts swinging his lariats hard as he can
https://youtu.be/JaepvTn-qRY
I KNEW YOU'D COME
>>1443152
It's elimination
>>1443171
I appreciate your honest answer
>THIS IS AWESOME
>This is awesome
>>1443170
Not true ya salty lil nerd. Dean gets the biggest each week.
How the fuck did it reach a point where TNA is better
>>1443165
It's normally the guys in the production truck. Not always, but normally.
Do you think they actually think it's awesome?
Is it possible to have such low standards?
>>1443180
No he does not
See: this RAW
Which move is more protected?
Pedigree or Dirty Deeds?
>>1443172
DUMMY YEAH
>>1443184
>is it possible for wwe fans to be stupid
>>1443185
Are you deaf ya lil nerd
>>1443188
YEAH
>>1443180
Keep telling yourself that.
THE MAN
please get these janettys off my screen
>>1443187
Ultimate Warrior no sold the Pedigree and immediately won
>roman burial gets the biggest pop of the night
Finally stopped punishing us and dolph and having dolph vs baron every single fucking week
BASED SETH
>>1443176
Really? That's great!
STAY HYPE
>>1443181
This basically.
>The guy
>The man
>The dude
>>1443195
I meant in the Seth/Dean cases
