Favorite wrestler? Why of course is Sasha Banks and her male counterpart Dean Ambrose (ladies first!)
>>1332942
good taste man
>>1332942
The male counterpart to Dean is Becky Lynch you fucking retard. At least shitpost correctly
>>1332948
This. Sasha is no jobber
>>1332942
My favorite will always be Cactus Jack
BANG BANG!
Something has been bothering me lately about this "Wrestleing" and i think I've put my finger in it. The Apter Mags used to maintain kayfabe when a babyface was over in The Fed, but when Vinne Mac started selling heel heat after the screwjob, the only way to get over was to work stiff on a jobber with a strong-style puroresu workrate. i'd hate to draw a shoot on a beat down blind tag with a blown spot botch that broadwayed some cheap heat to a double turn. but that goes without saying. to forgo the chicken wing and just shoot the bantam in a rest hold for sake of a bump would sell a vince over the top to heel a very mark one more time than to dusty the whole damn thing... it's just not good for business. and that's not smark on the curb step out of nowhere.
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>>1334317
>jobbed to a referee's knee and got fucking concussed
Sasha Skankfags please
>>1334461
Its a knee to the head you fucking whelp
>>1334455
Fucked around & got a triple double!
>>1334490
Got any more?
Shinsuke is KING!
>>1334494
on all fours screaming at the computer, BEGGIN you to introduce yourself to a woman
>>1334495
Yeah, that's cute, i'll see if my girlfriend can find one to introduce myself to.
>not everyone here is the same
>>1334494
>>1334506
That's pretty funny
>>1334506
King of Swamp Style!!!
>>1334501
しゃくはち して!
>>1334501
>girlfriend
>wrestling board
Pick one
>>1334439
I get that this pasta is attempting to be funny by overusing industry terminology, but it's just....not.
roman rain is the best champion of all time
>>1337685
Fucking kill yourself twat-o-zoid
>>1334439
The fact that you find this pasta funny shows how much you need to have sex
