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19 months. STILL no fight.
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>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
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>another anti cm punk thread
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>hasn't wrestled for WWE since January 26, 2014
>/wwe/ cucks are still this mad about him leaving
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>>1330222

Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?

Also, checked for trips. Sadly wasted on your emo whining.
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>>1330225
>h-hi Phil
>pls come bak
>im not emo ur emo
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>>1330232
>>1330222


Phil fans are so sensitive, so ANGRY. Just like clones of their whining emo hero. It's hilarious!
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>>1330247
Apparently they are, they can't stop posting about him even though he hasn't wrestled in over 2 years
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>>1330247
Kek, it's phil himself dummy
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>>1330218
>op
>literally can't stop shitposting
>obsessed with people who quit the wwe
>whiner
>bigot
>hypocrite
>never wrestled a day in his life
>doen't life
>doesn't show
>doesn't got a clue
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>>1330607

Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?
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>>1330247
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>>1330222
OG /asp/ie here, martial arts fans hate him too.

It's our one common ground I think.
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>>1331279

It's strange, the emo geek does not belong in a wrasslin' thread as he' isn't a fake wrestler anymore.

Yet at the same time he certainly does not belong on a sports board as he will never fight.
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>>1330218
>Likes hockey
Whats wrong with hockey?
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What would you say the chances are for an emo fighter?
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>>1330218
What's wrong with comic books, dude?
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>>1331304

Nothing. If you happen to be a child.
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>>1331320
Says the guy watching monday night children's television.
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>>1331301
He'll get KO'd in the first 30 seconds.

Granted he'll never fight so it's moot.
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>>1331279
It's nice that CM Phil can bring people together like that
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