Say it with me
Mr. Money in the Bank
It's going to be an indie manlet
I wouldn't be surprised if they give it to KO
They did say they have big future plans for fatass
this guy will be gone again before summerslam next year, did he really need a paycheck that bad or was he just lied to that they had big plans for him?
>>1329314
>Spic Sheamus gets it the year after Sheamus
If it means one more person to have Roman squash, it's not out of the question I suppose.
>>1329318
They just wanted someone to teach other spics how to be spics in WWE. Sadly Kalisto is just boring. It's ok, we have La Sombra now.
Why is this guy so boring as a heel but his character suddenly becomes more interested when he's a face?
They need to give him his pyro and limo back and have him turn face. Have we ever seen a wealthy babyface gimmick before?
Yes please.
>>1329315
Isn't Kevin Owens 6'2?
>>1329336
Did the Million Dollar Man ever turn face
>>1329341
not a fuckin chance
>>1329341
5'10 - 11 at best
>>1329314
The most boring option to win MitB and therefore the most likely.
Basically Mexican version of Sheamus from last year? Please, no. I want to actually be excited when someone cashes in MITB
>>1329341
He's 6 foot even. Dont remember off the top of my head if that's manlet territory or not.
Even Reigns and Sheamus is more entertaining to me than ADR.
>>1330447
>Dont remember off the top of my head if that's manlet territory or not.
>Above the world average
>manlet
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>>1330465
>He's totally average in the real world
above average
>>1329314
Given the fact that Money in the Bank usually falls into the hands of a heel more likely than not a heel will get the briefcase. Most of the competitors that are heels have won the briefcase so that mean that KO will win it likely.
>>1330589
looking at the comments on twitter, instagram, and the youtube video regarding his win over ryder, this dude is going to be better known as paiges boyfriend than anything else
guy is like a four time champ and rr winner
>>1330469
in US that's the average
>>1329314
Del Rio assaulted 1000 WWE employees and couldn't draw one peso
>>1330598
that would be good. Something tells me theyre gonna give it to Dean though.. which will be gay as fuck. WWE has killed off all interest in Dean after jobbing to taker. Now hes having sex with potted plants and is a straight up joke.
>>1331002
>taker
Brock*
Say it with me Latin no heat
>>1329314
Vince: So, these people didn't want him the first 13 times, what's the problem DAMNIT?!
Creative: They just don't want him sir, he's not a draw.. I have a suggestion maybe we..
Vince: I have the perfect idea! Lets push him again as the exact same heel but this time without anything to make him unique like Ricardo! 14th times a charm!
Creative: Okay sir.
>>1331053
Why does Vince love minorities so much. Blacks, Latinos, Samoans. What the fuck
>>1331100
He uses them as living advertisers.
Thats why Khali was world champion, because of Pajeets.
>>1331100
He loves to look like he's diversifying but then actually not. Samoans are the only ones he actually gives a shit about.
No blacks have won the WWE championship that wasn't also a Samoan. Guerrero held onto it long enough to drop it to another white guy.
You mad white boy?
>>1331142
Mostly jealous and sad, but what else is new
>>1331142
why are his eyes always dark and spooky
>>1331142
Why does he have a young man's body but a 45 year old's head?
KO, the poutine master will get it, he will commentate on every match that the title holder is in.
>>1329529
He's probably closer to 5'8. I've seen him IRL, I'm 5'11 and I was noticeably taller
>>1329314
Would rather have him win than Sami or Cesaro.
>>1331160
TRT
Same reason why it also promotes hair growth and hair loss at the same time
>>1329314
Say it with me
Mr Money in the Bank
>>1329314
You're fooling yourself if you believe anybody other then Dean Ambrose or Kevin Owens are winning.
>>1331142
>Taking Underaged Slag Queen
>>1329314
>Meesteh Mowneh in theh Banque
Mr. Money in the Bank
>>1329314
I still wish they'd have ran with the delusional champ gimmick back when he got the title.
>>1331142
Neck tattoos look fucking retarded 100% of the time
>>1329314
They'll put Primo and Epico behind him as well, just watch.
>8 weeks of Alberto, Primo, and Epico vs The Bloodline at some point this year
>>1329337
why can't he be el patron in the wwe? his LU promos are fucking gold
>>1329314
Say it with me
Go back to Lucha Underground
>>1333784
>>8 weeks of Alberto, Primo, and Epico vs The Bloodline at some point this year
>>1333897
>8
Holy shit I've just commited the greatest botch of this site.
