>GOAT
>Rich
>Famous
>Sexiest man on wrestling ever
>6'4
>Big dick
>Football player
>Great husband and dad
>Never gives up
>Doesn't care about being hated
>smarks are literally obsessed with him
>destroyed HHH
>destroyed Deanetty
>cousin of The Rock
>destroyed sheamus
>Destroyed and buried indie manlet styles
>Impressive powermoves
>Record attendance at Wrestlemani
>Outsells John Cena in merchandise
>paid his dues on NXT
>Cuck Manlet Punk left hecause he was jealous of Roman
>Every week he saves the ratings Dean Ambrose destroys
>Women literally crave Roman
>Won the World totle agaisnt all odds
>Works all weeks even if he's a top superstar
>kids love him
>his only haters are overweight bitter manchilds
>better than Hogan
>better than Cena
>Most powerful wrestler ever
>>1328402
shitbait of the year
Based Roman
>>1328406
>>1328402
BASED
>Roman's only fan makes the same threads 4 times a day, becaue he has no life nor friends like his idol.
FedoRamen pls
>>1328402
>perfect hairline
>>1328406
Based as fuck
Ramen knows only 5 moves
FedoRamen knows only 5 words
you can't make this shit up
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
>>1328402
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1329036
You like dean and you samefag 24/7, im not even the guy you are replying to carter but i like reigns , stay buttblasted
>>1329042
FedoRamen is also the same retard who is obessesed with calling everyone a deanfag.
Now, I'm way more a fan of Dean's gf than him, just to point out that:
a) you are confusing a dozen of people in one
b) you are stupid enough to repeat the same insults thus recognizable
c) you aren't smart enough to recognize people on an anonymous imageboard
>>1329060
only carter would keep forcing a meme for too long dude, sorry but you are carter.
Only he gets so mad at roman reigns and K.O.fag too... probably you aswell
>>1329066
not really a big fan of KO either, try harder
>fatty ugly loser ramenfag on homicide watch
If you really want to identify me with someone, I'm the guy that occasionally posts how Fandango is a bigger draw than Ramen despite no push whatsoever
then again, so is Summer Rae
>>1329086
>gets called out
>projects his looks onto me
Yeah sure carter , you only missed "manlet" to expose yourself at 100%
and to go a bit further
there are 2 reasons you fail to identify me or anyone else:
1) you are obviously too stupid to do that, I mean, you'd literally eat whatever Vince shits out of his anus if you like Ramen
2)Ramen is universally disliked, you are identifyable because he sucks so hard noone else likes him. Among those who dislike him however there are fans who like different wrestlers. You wanna know one of my favourites? The Rock
Now FedoRamen know your goddamn role and shut your goddamn mouth.
>>1329096
oh right I forgot manlet
Ramen knows only 5 moves
FedoRamen knows only 5 insults
point proven jabroni
>Carter got mad again
Wew lad, maybe you should go to /woo/ since they hate Roman there too
>Sexiest man on wrestling ever
Nah
>6'4
Too tall
>>1329104
You literally proved that you are carter, put on the trip so i can filter you
>>1329108
>get recognized on an anonymous imageboad
>try and fail to do the same
such is the hard life of FedoRamen
>>1329115
>tries to blame me of being his boogeyman
>gets mad when he's exposed
Wew
>>1329107
>too tall
Manlet nerd detected
>>1329107
Fandango is way sexier
Also has a cool gimmick and is rather over with the crowd
>>1328402
>6'4
He's shorter than Seth, who is 6'3.
>>1329117
Fan-dan-gooooo >>>> Ramen Boring
@1329126
(You)
i dont get upset about wrestlers unlike you
>>1329123
do you really expect FedoRamen to do basic maths? He's way to dumb for that.
>Genuine
>Legit
>Appreciative of all support
>Brave
>6'3"
>ZACKED
>Alpha broski
>Has earned everything he's gotten
>Got himself over without any help
>Cares only about WWE and its fans
>Fights through the low times for the highs
>Electrifies the audience after being off TV for a year
>Is paid millions a year just to not shoot on WWE
>Eats five pounds of meat daily
>WOO WOO WOO
>Can outdrink Mojo Rawley any weekend
>Muscles rivaled only by his own father
>Fucks any woman on the roster for fun
>Trashes ex-gf hoeski with a hit single earning him millions more
>Has the undisputed best looking missile dropkick
>Emma gets wet seeing his toy collection
>Undefeated against cancer
>Physique that makes Kevin Owens cry to sleep every night
>Made broskis popular six months before Jersey Shore ever aired
>Parties every night
>Drinks beer and gets a girl he likes
>Audience is drawn to him everytime he speaks
>Is a literal phenomenon, biggest since Stone Cold
>First and longest reigning Internet Champion
>His ZR merch is constantly sold out
>New wrestlers take inspiration from him
>No wrestler has ever hated him
>Dwayne "The Cuck" Johnson cried because of Zack chants
>Schedule is wrestle, exercise, party, fuck
>Spent his "indie" years in WWE
>Wrote the book on how to use social media
>Connects with sincerity
>Has his back shaved by the GOAT Chris Jericho
>Kevin Owens jerks off thinking about Zack banging Emma
>Theme song is loved all over the world
>Broski Boot is wholly original and gets chants every time
>Rough Ryder is the most protected finisher in history (look it up)
>Appeals to both marks and smarks- literally cannot lose
>Got over as Edgehead and won Tag Title
>Got over as the Broski and won US Title
>Fought through burial
>Fought through burial's burial
>Still over
>Won IC Title at the largest Wrestlemania ever
>Elbro Drop is the best elbow drop since the Macho Man
>All this and is still younger than the TNA and NJPW has-beens being brought in
>>1329313
>Is paid millions a year
>>1329119
5'11 is the perfect male height in general and 6'2 is the perfect wrestler height
>>1329320
>Great husband and dad
No no no no
One cannot be on the fucking road 5-6 days out of each week and be a good husband and dad.
>>1329313
>wins the IC title literally just to lose it in a day and put over not the Miz, but the Miz's non-wrestling wife
>jobs to Kevin Owens just so KO can go on to lose at ER
>jobs to del Rio just so everyone can continue not giving a fuck about del Rio
I think I preferred when he was just in NXT.
>>1328402
>CM Punk had 2 five star matches
>Roman has had none
I think we have a real GOAT
>>1329320
Ok manlet.
>>1328402
>GOAT
>Rich
>Famous
>6'4"
>Big dick
>Football player
>Baseball player
>Bodybuilder
>Great husband and father
>Never gives up
>Doesn't care about being hated
>Greatest Heel in history
>Smarks are literally obsessed with him
>Destroyed Roman Reigns
>Destroyed Shawn Michaels
>Destroyed The Rock
>Destroyed Sheamus
>Destroyed CM Punk
>Destroyed Flair
>Destroyed and buried everyone he stepped in the ring with
>Impressive in-ring ability
>Record attendance at Wrestlemania
>No one outsells Cena
>Created NXT
>Forced Punk to put Roman in The Shield
>Women literally crave Haitch
>Won the Euro, WWF, WWE, IC, World Heavyweight, and Undisputed titles and King of the Ring against all odds
>Works every single fucking day
>Everyone loves him
>Only people that dislike him are marks and autistic, Roman Reigns cocksuckers
>Everyone is better than Hogan
>Better than Cena
>Lowqualitybait.jpeg
The Game is better than shitlord Reigns in every conceivable aspect.
>>1328911
He didn't fuck Traci Brooks or Beth Phoenix. Don't know about Kelly x2 or Daffney, though.
>>1331773
>He didn't fuck Traci Brooks or Beth Phoenix
he did
>>1331780
Traci Brooks said she was just his manager. And isn't Bath Phonetics married to Edge?
>>1331757
Based Haitch
>>1328402
>Most boring wrestler on the roster
fixed that for you.
