Since it is inevitable that we're going to be having an inboard shitshow of all shitshows in the upcoming months it is time to pick sides.
Remember the good years and side with based Mauro and a two hour show in Smackdown.
Which wrestlers do you want Smackdown to get in the draft? Do we want an exclusive belt/division?
BMJ
Rollins
Styles
Fatass
Zayn
Miz
Cesaro
Y2J
Kalisto
Raid the Cruiserweight classic and NXT for a new cruiserweight division
Can't wait for /smack/ and /raw/ generals with cross general shitposting
>>1327929
BMJ
Rollins
Styles
Owens
Zayn
JeriGod
Bray
Becky
Emma
Call up Joey Samoey+Asuka and I'd be very happy with the roster
>Do we want an exclusive belt/division?
IC title exclusive to SD. No world title.
>>1327981
ehhh, I believe there should be a World Television Title exclusive for Smackdown.
Probably gonna be getting a few of those cruise walt tournament dudes right?
Is Paul Heyman going to be head of creative for Smackdown?
>>1328624
No but we can pretend otherwise until proven wrong
>>1328627
Goddamn it
Not having Heyman in a creative role is the biggest misuse of talent in the company
>>1327929
Here.
I love blue and Smackdown had based Taker along with based PLAYA.
I want KO, AJ, Orton, Kane, Jericho, Cesaro, Apollo and Brayy.
Keep Cena and Ramen on RAW to bury the RAW roster while Smackdown gets based as fuck.
>>1327961
I wonder where Carter will shitpost at?
>>1328644
everywhere under several different aliases
why would you think it would be any different
Saying it again, Smackdown will be NXT, run by Triple H.
Expect all the NXT guys to be there.
Raw is going to be WWE next top model as a burial show for Roman Regnis
>>1328649
do we get the perfect 10 and senor joe?
>>1327959
Miz is going to be on Raw. He's a Kevin Dunn guy.
>>1328651
who's the perfect 10?
as for joe, 100% sure
Triple H is pissed off by the fact that Dunn has been trying to sabotage NXT for a while, especially everyone that comes up to the main roster.
>>1328644
Both....thats his gimmick
>>1328659
>who's the perfect 10?
My boy Tye Dillinger
I still believe he can be a talent
>>1328659
Based Tye Dillinger
>>1328661
>Tye Dillinger
No idea. You can expect more guys wanting to be on NXT than Raw.
Raw is going to be filled with established stars cashing in their final paychecks jobbing to guys with good looks.
>>1328666
>Raw is going to be filled with established stars cashing in their final paychecks jobbing to guys with good looks.
But Tye has a Perfect 10 look
Pls no Kevin Dunn
I mean, Trips has already admitted he wants NXT to become the next WCW in the same they will compete with the main roster, so it's obvious they are going in this direction by making him take over Smackdown.
Fuck the next NXT ppv title will be NXT Takeover: Smackdown.
>>1328666
Tye is literally and objectively a 10 tho...
>>1328669
Again the elements are all there.
Backstage real life heat between Dunn and HHH about how to run the company.
Dunn has sabotaged NXT takerover Dallas, Adam Rose, Tyler Breeze etc.
HHH wants to bring back a sort of Monday Night Raw because competition is a stimulus for better product, see above.
Kevin Owens, Sami etc are 100% going to be on SD because Dunn hates their lack of looks.
The Women's division is going to be on SD because the divas idea was Dunn's.
It's the first time everything is predictable and I'm happy for it. Raw is going to be shit though.
>>1328669
Tye will be the future JttS
>>1328679
I wouldn't be surprised to see him on Raw, pushed and then buried by Ramen.
>>1327929
I stopped watching WWE entirely after the Rum Bowl, but I'll watch me some Smack!Down once it becomes its own show again, and vigorously shitpost against those who watch RAW.
It's either this or go outside.
>>1328649
Then NXT can go back to being the territory used to develop actual new people, not guys who have been wrestling for a decade and are better than 4/5ths of the main roster.
>>1328742
welcome to the team
>>1328742
>It's either this or go outside.
That's dangerous thinkin. The outside has that giant ball of energy blasting people with rays.Better to stay inside and shitpost forever.
Will Smackdown general be /smack/ or /SD/. I prefer /smack/ desu
>>1328748
It's 80% humidity today I just want to stay inside and talk about man drama
f-fuck the outdoors I can go a month without going outside if I need to
>>1328744
Amen
lets be honest here:
the only reason for the split is to keep Ramen and BMJ away from each other
>>1328777
in a way yes
Roman is Kevin Dunn pet project
Seth Rollins is HHH's pet project
>>1328744
But they have Brooklyn Takeover booked
Ain't gonna sell 15k tickets for No Way Jose vs The Drifter
>>1328649
>be nxt wrestler
>have great matches
>wrestle my heart out
>win nxt title
>make it to smackdown!
>become top wrestler there
>have great matches with former nxt guys
>defeat john cena for smackdown! champ
>go to monday night Raw
>wrestle my guts out with talent like seth rollins, kevin owens, aj styles
>oh my god i could be WWE worlds heavy weight champion, i just need to defeat roman reigns!
>make a shoot promo
>talkabout how wwe really shit the bed with a 2 year roman reigns title reign
>finally get my match with roman
>make him look strong
>get punched in the face
>lol roman wins
>>1328829
SD will have its own champion for sure, probably with the NWA gold belt.
I mean at this point Trips just needs to start producing hats with ''Make Wrestling Great Again'' and I'll fucking buy them.
Also I hope he convinces Heyman that it's best to have Brock on SD and Raw would be crushed
Also remember we have Mauro Ranallo, who /higherratings/ here?
>>1328912
Kys Carter
>>1327929
Whatever team Reigns is not on and Shane is GM of, I'll be there. And I'm sure those 2 will apply to the same brand.
They should bin the name Smackdown, it's associated with the idea of Raw recap.
>>1328781
Ramen is HHH's guy though.
>>1328754
It has been raining non-fucking stop all day here. Normally I'd be golfing, but it's impossible in this weather. And it's a rest day from the gym. So all I have left is shitposting.
>>1328934
Definitely not.
HHH guys are those who he built in NXT. Ramen's stint in NXT was short, he won nothing and then was called up.
Also everyone knows that if Trips doesn't like you and you have to work with him, he's not going to allow you to have a good match. Compare HHH vs Ambrose and HHH vs Roman and you know who Trips likes and who he doesn't.
>>1328923
Unfortunately I have my doubts.
I don't think Kevin Dunn will trust to have Steph on his show.
>>1328782
Jose is over as fuck though.
>>1329339
is he?
