Predict when they'll divorce
>2018
>>1326944
November 2016 there will be reports of "separation"
Divorce in January 2017
>>1326944
Aj lee is poo in the loo
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Tores. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>>1326982>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
>>1326990
Go to bed Phil. You have to train in the morning.
>>1326944
Not yet. Let Punk give up completely on his MMA fantasies and watch as the paychecks and media attention dwindle. Punk will never be poor, but he won't be able to live a lavish lifestyle, and AJ will remember the numbers on the paycheck Vince gave her. She'll blame Punk for "kidnapping" her from the WWE and desperately go back seeking to rekindle her own fame and bank account.
Punk will tell her to fuck herself, then later masturbate to her on TV while using his own tears as lubricant.
2017
>>1327057
and then he releases the sex tapes
>>1326944
Sometime after his his first and only UFC """""fight"""" and AJ watches him lose. So like 5-6 years from now.
>>1326944
Phil looks very much like Charlie Sheen in that photo.
>>1326944
nope. AJ will have 2 Babies. a new born and CM Punk
>>1326982
Possible suggestion:
>Blew a kiss to Vince McMahon. Gay?
>>1326944
When she realizes he's gonna get nowhere outside the WWE
>>1326944
wtf they both have horrible bodies and aj looks like a paki. punk really should never have won a single title his look is soo fucking atrocious. here look at a real man with more charisma and ring skill than punk.
>>1327443
also forgot based hulks 24 inches of truth
>>1326990
>>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>>Married AJ Lee
With the exception of Beth Phoenix. None of those are actually worthy of bragging.
>>Two 5 star matches
>>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>>Exposed Ryback
Ryback is a modest, humble and nice guy in real life.
>>Exposed Chris Jericho
Explain.
>>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
These points I can agree with.
>>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
Not at all.
>>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
Bullshit
>>1327366
I thought the same thing.
>>1326944
This year after Phil gets crippled for life in his fight
>>1327455
>Ryback
>modest and humble
Top fucking kek. Have you ever actually listened to one of his interviews? He thought he could replace Cena as the top draw. Guy thinks he's the hottest shit.
>>1327057
I think you nailed it
>>1327477
K phil.
>>1327488
Get btfo steroid guy
>>1327455
And yet I see Maria gifs and webms frequently on this board. So people obviously don't share your mindset.
Also
>Thinking this much over a Copypasta.
he wont make it to his first fight. if he does it wont go well enough to consider a career.
he'll have limited options, since he seems to like burning bridges and bitching at fans for daring to support him.
aj will somehow get drawn back into wwe
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