>WWE books Roman's next big opponent
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>WWE holds a non disqualification match
>Roman ends up in Camp Crystal Lake
>Jason Voorhees shows up and repeatedly punches him
>Jason chokes Roman out
>Roman gets up
>Jason stabs him 5 times with a Machete
>Roman gets up 1 minute later
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1uADJaHH-k
>Pinfall
>1
>2
>Roman kicks out
>The Usos attempt to superkick Jason
>Jason grabs both of the Usos and tosses them like ragdolls
>Roman spears Jason
>Pinfall
>1
>2
>3
This is something the WWE Creative would do.
Did you get kicked out from /woo/ and reddit because ypur autism was too high?
>>1326112
nope.
>>1326112
This seems like /asp/ autism
>implying Reigns can beat Captain Crunch
>>1326251
nah it's not because /woo/ nigger always cross post here.
>>1326104
Open your window, breathe fresh air and try to seek a partner of the opposite sex
fairly sure it'll be Roman Regnis vs Roman Regnis for the WWE Undisputed Negative Draw Championship
Roman Regnis wins after 1 (one) spear in an impromptu empty arena match. Noone was willing to pay for that crap.
>>1326306
Don't ruin the name of regnis the great
>>1326314
kys b the skidd
>>1326251
>/asp/ie
>>1326306
I forgot to add Vince McMahon was speared by Roman Regnis after he tried to prevent the pin.
Security and cashiers reportedly fell asleep during the event, due to the lack of having anything to do.
WWE sources claim the event was a commercial success in India and within the GAY COMMUNITY. .
I thought Irishmen... had potatoes
>>1326371
Looks like your smuggling some tator tots.
>>1326306
>Summerslam
>Big Cass vs Baron Corbin vs Mark Henry vs Big Show vs Kane vs Braun Strowman vs John Cena vs Roman Reigns in an ironman no dq match
>3 hour match that lasts the entire show
>Roman goes over all of them
>next RAW
>WWE is saddened to report Vince McMahon has passed after having drowned in his own semen sometime after the ppv