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UFC offered me a spot brother but I was too busy playing in metallica at the time, even Elvis came to watch our shows HH
DAYUM
I'm confused as to why Hulk would want to bury Punk like that.
Somebody post it.
>you know what
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Tores. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>>1322291
>every single one of these points is objectively true
>still he has actual fans
how in the fuck
>>1322370
hogan was definitely trying to bury him, they had a twitter feud like a year over hockey or some shit that ended with punk saying "shut the fuck up or i'll wreck you" kek
>>1325203
>threatening a feeble 60 year old man because you're mad at him over an argument about an irrelevant sport
punk is truly a cunt of the highest order
hulk hogan is a despicable racist. his opinion is invalid in 2016.
>>1325244
>IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR
>>1325203
hogan would still beat the fuck out of skinny punk he is fucking massive. head and hands are huge he is a mastodon.
>>1322291
>This is all true
>Drones on and on about the perils of meat, yet drinks carbonated acid sugar
Gee I wonder why he's never had abs.
Emo fighter? Not a chance.
>>1325244
This
>>1327427
Those twelve inch pythons brother.
>>1322291
>(you)
>literally can't stop shitposting
>obsessed with people who quit the wwe
>whiner
>bigot
>hypocrite
>never wrestled a day in his life
>doen't life
>doesn't show
>doesn't got a clue
>>1322291
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Tores.
haaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>1327794
Stop getting triggered over copypastas Phil and get in the octagon
>>1322291
My latest version -
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Tores. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>>1322073
daily reminder CM cuck's sherdog profile is still just him holding a mic
CM Punk has made more money in one year than any of you marks will see in a lifetime
>>1328105
Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?
>>1322291
Forgot
>married a coalburner
