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Fattie BTFO
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which one is making millions with their athletic talent?
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>>1322048
neither
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>I competed in a Ladder Match for the Intercontinental Championship filled with Jobber Geeks and lost to Zack Ryder

Owens or Zayn were literally the only acceptable choices I dunno where those dark horse bets magically came from when Neville bit the bullet
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>>1322049
kek
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>>1322049
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>>1322054

>$6 million
>$1.2 million

Y'know I guess it makes sense why WWE doesn't wanna pay for travel costs because that amount of money you'd basically be indifferent towards buying rental cars, hotels, and booking your own plane rides

But its still kind of scummy what if something were to happen?
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>literally the first footage of Owens on WWE programming was him working out in a gym

OP cucked the fuck out
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>>1322058

I play pro golf at a very low level. Which means a shitton of driving around and staying in cheap hotels like Ye Olden Days of Rasslin.

And if Vince offered me $1.2 million dollars to wrestle, but I had to pay for and book my own travel arrangements, I'd counter with $1 mil, I pay for travel arrangements, but someone else goddamn sets them up.

I don't even deal with plane flights by and large and it's a logistical headache I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Traveling is the least fun part of ANYTHING that involves traveling.
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>>1322119
Couldn't you just use that .2 to hire an assistant of your own and have someone who does a lot more for you than just book planes and hotels?
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>>1322043
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Oh god destroyed
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>>1322130

And deal with payroll taxes?

If I'm making 7 figures regardless, I'm going to go to great lengths to be lazy about it.
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Will fatty (and his dying obese body) ever recover?
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Kevin Owens is a
Cheeseburger
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>all this same fagging
There is one sad fat fuck proyecting his own disgust for himself here
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>>1322196
Well said.
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>>1322054
you forget the part where you said he was using athletic talent to make those millions
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>>1322365
Then wat is KO using?
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>>1322043

>2016
>We live in a sick age
>Everything that is up is really down
>Everything that is white is really down
>We love evil instead of good
>We love ugliness instead of beauty
>Wrestling fans are so warped that rather than idealizing aspirational figures, they deify monsters
>Owens is the biggest of them all
>Fat, sloppy, bearded due to laziness, Millennial in speech, mind and action
>Held up by the WWE as a hero by the spiritual twins of the IWC who see themselves as exactly like him
>YFW you know the jews have caused all of this
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>>1322043
Why are you posting your own tweets and then saying you "btfo" someone?
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>>1322393

Go away Owens. You've still got that bag of Doritos hidden in the cistern to eat.
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>>1322401
Ah, right!
Thanks dude, I forgot where I put that.
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>>1322401
you've really shown KO, he can barely read /asp/ now without tearing up
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>>1322043
Why are you posting them out of order? The Wrestlemania tweet was a response to the gym tweet.

>actually trying to make it look like you didn't get btfo
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>>1322154
There's no way that's 254.
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>>1322058
>>1322119
most good credit cards have a travel concierge service where they book hotels, flights, etc for free

https://www.americanexpress.com/us/credit-cards/benefits/detail/platinum-card-concierge/platinum
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>>1322043
KEK
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>>1322043
KEK
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>>1322407
Honestly he'd fit in here. I could see him shitposting here without end.
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>>1322043
HE'S A FAT OUTTA SHAPE AMERICAN!
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>>1322043
>People so butthurt about Owens
fucking fantastic as always
a true heel
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>>1322375
Blubber
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>>1322043
But that's what Owens was replying to.
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>right tweet posted first
>Fattie BTFO
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>>1322043
and that's why i'm the mickey D champ!
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>>1323448
how else do you get yourself over?
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lmao pathetic how you want to make it look like Owens was the one saying ''have you been here'' first, Like im not even a KO fan but damn you're desperate.
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>>1322043

KO: "UFC has been trying to sign me for like 5/6 years"
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>>1322591
254kg
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>>1323817
lose weight fatty
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>>1322644
Nigger obese has go away heat. Only you fat smarks like him.
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I get it Kevin is a big fat bastard, but he's competent in the ring, has wrestled in WM and has a hot wife.

Not everyone gets to live their dream life.
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>>1323894
Honestly, I can't even fault him for his weight since he can actually work. Besides, Vince probably sees it as a free way to advertise his shirts any time he's on screen at this point.
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>>1323827
more like KFC, am i rite guys?
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