MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #3
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first for styles
What did I miss?
Fuck Rosemary
third for Bo
5th for RuRu
/y/
Ziggler > That balding jobber sleeping with Renee
Hello operator. Get me /a/ss?
>i can't wait for john cena to return
>>1320081
Cant wait for my Rusev segment
>post yfw based Dean Mark ran 2Cold - AutismO the fuck out
Dubs and Balor shows up tonight.
dat stomp
>>1320077
Fans, that regardless of whether they love him or hate him, being extremely PASSIONATE about Roman Reigns.
Boypussy > girlpussy
>People actually think Miz is good
Literally want to change the channel every time he's on.
>>1320091
Dubs and Apollo wins
the neutralizer is shit
>>1320090
What trip is Deam Mark using now?
I'm not a good guy
I'm not a bad guy
I like guys
- Darren Young
>>1320098
Based
>Cesaro injured again
lel made of glass
Needs more shoulder meme tape
>>1320090
>tripfags
>based
dubs and dasacasdwsacsa
>>1320106
get worked
>>1320106
>worked
>>1320100
You have shit taste what can i tell ya
>>1320099
this unironically
What are the big storylines out of yesterday?
>>1320106
>Selling an injury
Ftfy
Is Cesaro actually still injured or kayfabe?
>None of the silhouettes are overweight
KO confirmed jobbing to Styles tonight.
>an event that will change your career if you win it
Yeah, Damien Sandow's career changed alright
>"Based Cesaro"
Did I miss Rollins?
>That group of qts sitting behind the commentators
>>1320120
No it didnt he was jobbing befor hebgot the case too
>>1320124
>Literally a barricade
>>1320112
Nah, Miz just sucks.
Why is it called Money in the Bank when there is no money and no Bank. It's a briefcase with no money in it.
>>1320124
None of which would find you remotely attractive.
Just like your mother.
>>1320119
bruh
>>1320121
gtfo reddit
>Rollins dyed his hair full brunette
Why?
They have two faces in the ladder match now. Stands to reason that Owens will be in there, to balance things out. Possibly Jericho too, unless they have a surprise opponent beat him.
>miz vs zach ryder in mitb
Is.anyone even watching
>tfw Rollins v. Reigns is gonna be based as fuck
>Reigns vs. Rollins
Okay so who's getting injured this time?
>>1320130
>He doesn't know what kayfabe is.
>>1320119
>they like kevin obese because they are obese
>>1320132
Why would I want my mother to find me attractive ya fucking freak
>>1320137
For the IC title. I'm ok with that.
>>1320128
>great on the mic
>good enough in the ring
Naw senpai miz has always been a great talent
>tsundere steph
>>1320135
He's trying to cover up the pain of losing the sexy ass lottery with brown hair dye
So far, all the guys involved in the MiTB match that appeared with promos lost.
Authority turning on Rollins and making him face?
PLS GOD
seth and steph
did they?
ROLLINS FUCKING BUSINESS ZONED BY STEPH
STUPID IDIOT
>All those patches
Kek, based JeriGOAT
JERIGOD IS BACK!
How's his arm doing?
>>1320139
Rollins is going to have to carry the fuck out of Roman. Also Roman will win, and Seth will attack him after, then someone will cash in on Roman.
>"""""""""""business""""""""""""" relationship
Up next:
Based JeriGOAT vs le smiling flippy black man
>>1320138
I generally listen to it, haha
Rootty
This old fuck is STILL wrestling after my dean btfo him.
And he has tampons stuck all over his back kek
>All those nicotine patches
Isn't that dangerous?
They're really trying to turn Steph face, wow.
JUST TACK MY BACK UP
INB4 Ric Flair admits having an affair with Natalia.
BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ BASED BMJ
mfw an american is still fat near me
Apollo Crews still exists?!
>Y2J's tights say "GOAT"
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
Is Steph's sort of face turn in the last few weeks meant to be taken seriously, or am I meant to think she's faking to get revenge on Shane with the help HHH at a later date?
That business of rejecting Rollins has got me confused.
Or is this the beginning of the setup to Rollins v HHH at Summerslam?
>>1320135
he didn't he just grew it out you can see the blonde tips
Has anyone been this dead on-arrival as Apollo Crews?
So how long after he comes back will BIG MATCH JOHN get injured again?
>Gets tacked the day before
>Still giving people the rubs today
Truly the GOAT
BMJ is coming soon!
>>1320165
good luck
Will John Cena bring RECORD LOW RATINGS
?
>>1320171
Yeah, he's starring in some new movie with the Rock
>>1320181
Didn't rating plummet after he left?
>my king has return.
>Awake at 4 am to watch a kid's show
>be apollo crews
>real name sesugh uhaa
>wat
>crews, zayn, owens, cesaro, ziggler in a ladder match
>>1320179
Facade!
>>1320149
The authority was disbanded m8
I bet before the show Seth surprised Steph by pressing his hard cock against her butt and whispering "guess who" into her ear. She replied with "I know that 5.5" pecker anywhere"
They then proceeded to have a quick, intense fuck session in one of the vacant locker rooms as HHH watched the door.
>>1320184
lmao
>another Jericuck match
W H Y?
>>1320171
Get use to him, Vince seems to love the guy. He will probably be the second most pushed face behind Roman, in a year.
>>1320173
You and me both, m8.
>>1320149
>Rollins and making him face
>implying he's becoming face after that entire promo today
come on lad.
Rollins sees through the facade, interesting
>>1320115
>Tfw no one responded
>>1320139
I am
>>1320196
Where the fuck is randy?
>>1320184
Underrated post.
>>1320174
Look at this idiot.
Hey, weeaboo. There is this thing called "Heterochromia Hairidum", you know?
+18, please have sex, stop thinking about banging your mom
>>1320197
nah reports said that wwe has no plans for crews and corbin despite calling them up early
>>1320183
They got his dick and butt, but not his lips?
Dealbreaker
I miss Orton, HHH, Big Show and Kane
>>1320197
>Vince
>loving a black guy
Get worked mark
>>1320200
GTFO FEDORA FAGGOT REDDITOR
>>1320157
>implying Rollins isn't just gonna run away cowardly from Ramen the entire fucking match, doing chickenheel shit
>>1320197
I dont think so. Thats Big Cass.
I dont dislike Apollo, he at least can wrestle
Do brits really stay up until 5 am to watch Raw?
>>1320203
>great storylines
>WWE
that's why no one responded
>>1320200
Where did this meme come from?
>>1320197
Remember those rumors of Vince losing his sight. Also the rumors of Vince being really high on Big E?
Vince will eventually be told that Crewes is black and that will be the end of any kind of push.
>>1320183
RISE
ABOVE
PLEASURE
:D
>>1320199
Have to keep him heel, to push Roman as the top face. Amazing how Seth is far more over as a face.
>Apollo is literally looking 100%
Hahahahahahahhahahaha what was even the point
Jericho as Mr MintB will be based.
Pls him with a suit would make it even cooler with the briefcase.
>Titus O'Neil changed his name
why?
>>1320207
you forgot 'kys nerd'
>Apollo no selling that beat down.
Nice.
Terry Crews would have a better reaction than Apollo Crews
Will they make Apollo the new Kofi giving him the best spots in gimmick matches?
>>1320217
are brits really cucks who enjoy getting raped by muslims?
>>1320197
I thought Vince new favorite was big cass
>>1320207
>That only effects the eye
Are you actually retarded
>get beat up
>come out jumping and smiling
Apollo stop
>>1320226
he's like a foot shorter
fucking crews.
gets BATTERED by Sheamus and comes out with that big fucking smile on like nothing happened. LITERALLY no selling an attack
>>1320224
Give Apollo something to do when he loses. He'll fight Sheamus at MITB.
So happy black man is going to lose already?
>That pop for Apollo
B A S E D
>>1320211
I unironically miss them except HHH.
Crews really needs to stop fucking smiling. Was hoping he would come out pissed after what Sheamus did to him.
>>1320223
That reaction he got initially was amazing, they literally didn't want to boo him despite all the shit he was saying
>Apollo crews beatup backstage
>Comes out smiling doing flips into the ring
Vanilla midgets are so shit.
STUPID IDIOT
Jericho will win and Apollo will go in a feud with Shaymoose.
>>1320237
he's behaving like the champion
What city is raw in tonight?
STUPID IDIOT
>>1320249
Niggermore
>>1320217
Do the mods do it for free because of the cp they share in IRC?
This vanilla midget can't sell injuries for shit
>>1320243
He's just so happy, anon
>>1320245
>Chocolate
Dumbass
>>1320233
>"Heterochromia Hairidum"
>"Hairidum"
Fucking weeaboo baka, kys stupid idiot
>>1320249
Baltimore
Truthfully and no BS, I would completely trust Apollo cruise with my car keys
>>1320173
I'm sorry, but your post is well written, has the potential to catalyze a good conversation, and isn't a shitpost. You won't get many (you)s.
>>1320247
Wow are you a wizard or something!?
>>1320245
>Vanilla midgets
Chocolate*
>>1320249
Baltimore.
>>1320247
Jericho will probably only win because Shaymoose will interfere
>Sheamus vs. Apollo Crews fued
Literally no one will give a shit
It's obvious that Jericho is winning here cause he needs to be able to call the ladder match like he did at the rumble, if you think otherwise well then you're a stupid idiot
>>1320223
Pls even Haitch was more over as a face agaisnt Reigns.
Stop being delutional Sethfag.
>>1320249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w
>>1320258
Hairidum doesn't exist, it's called dye
>>1320247
>Sheamus/Crews feud
jesus christ kill me now
why's the crowd so into this match?
Cant wait till they put a cape on him and pair him with Neville. The man that Vince forgot.
Is the New Era just having the crowd split down the middle? We getting rid of faces and heels?
>>1320260
dont let the smile deceive you he is actually black. very likely he will steal your car
>>1320200
i honestly dont get this meme
>>1320272
>Hating on based Sheamus
Wish you'd lose weight
>>1320266
Has anyone ever given a shit about any of Sheamus' fueds?
>>1320271
>American "education"
>>1320273
because Y2J is in it
>jericho has crews in headlock
>crews still smiling
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
What are they chanting?
We want ____ ??
Can Crews be the next Bobby Lashley? And by that I mean sharted on after his fifteen minutes and then mediocre in the impact zone.
>>1320282
Look it up then.
>>1320283
People care even less about Apollo desu
>>1320279
No shit
>Let's go Apollo
when did he gain fans?
>>1320276
Don't forget that match results are that way too
Can't have someone getting too strong with Roman around
>>1320290
let's go apollo
y2j
>>1320219
It's better if you didn't know
>Apollo getting dueling chants
He's getting over. Based!
>>1320284
>England "homeschooling"
They really need to push heel Jericho harder.
He is really amazing in this role.
Let him win MITB.
the fuck just happened
>>1320274
/pol/ because calling a black guy chocolate? Pretty sensitive aren't we?
>>1320295
Just today because shaemus was racist
Shelton Benjamin without the resting bitch face = Apollo Crews
>>1320300
>American "people"
>le carried by cooldad man
>>1320277
That depends on what stage hes at in his career. Beginners typically start with bikes.
>>1320303
is dean mark a nigger?
>>1320284
>No Results
TOP KEK
I'm late but
>bandaids
Jericho is the greatest heel of all time
>no selling getting the shit beat out you this much
cmon nigger
>>1320274
Shut Up Fagget
When was the last time anyone tapped to the walls?
>mentioning that murder Ray Lewis
I thought this was TV PG
SEND HIM BACK TO NXT
What
>>1320314
reigns isn't a nigger
Yeesh what a botch, wtf happened
Lol that botch
BOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>1320308
>Muhammad thinks he is a person
>>1320312
>Jewgle
>9:30
Botch.
Shite. Crews is not winning anyone over with this performance
YOU WANNA PLAY TWENTY-ONES?
Next thread >>1320097
did they change the Walls of Jericho into a simple Boston Crab? Wasn't it more elevated at first?
BOTCH
>Be in walls of ericho
>Still smiling
Based Crews
>Apollo Crews botching
Ffs
Kek that botch
>>1320319
Someone on New day i believe.
>BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
BOTCHAMANIA
>BOTCHAMANIA
>>1320318
18+
>>1320314
>>1320318
Found the 19 year olds
Didn't that officer from Baltimore get pleaded innocent?
>>1320324
islanders are pretty much niggers senpai
>>1320321
kek
>>1320319
1997
eat shit nigger
>>1320333
That was the lion tamer
>>1320332
Nope
>it's a Jericho goes over new talent episode
STOP THIS
SUPER DRAGON
Fuck that botch, finally quit laughing here
So much for Crews.
Future KoKo B Ware in the making.
Floppy shits are always botching
>Crews botches
>"Take the Codebreaker and lie down or I'm getting you fired."
>SO SORRY MAN
welp
still looked like that kick was glancing
jericho in a ladder match is good though
Holy shit
JERIGOD IS GONNA WIN THE FUCKING MITB FUCK YES
Apollo just apologized to Jericho on that pin
LELmus
Based Crews having a great match with Jerigoat, but Deanetty stinking up the arena with how much of an awful wrestler he is.
Well then, no interference. At least JeriGOAT will be in the ladder match.
>>1320340
am i on tumblr?
LE HAPPY NIGGER BURIED BY BASED JERIGOAT
They didn't let the black guy win, Baltimore will burn again tonight.
>>1320333
Yeah originally the lion tamer had him kneeling on the opponents head instead of a simple boston crab. It was change to the boston crab/walls of jericho when he came to wwe because it was too difficult to use the lion tamer on the bigger wwf guys he was going against
>>1320212
>who is ahmed johnson
>who is bobby lashley
>>1320342
Brits and Aussies really are island monkeys
I missed the botch, what happened?
>>1320329
sheamus is a based midcard heel, i'm glad they got rid of the league of nations shite
Up next: Down with 1 spear vs Kevin Obese
buried by jeritack
Sheamoose Top Zozzle
>>1320366
I'm laughing.
>>1320341
>get pleaded innocent
Stay in school kids.
>>1320364
nah but you should go back to /pol/ autist
>>1320212
Vince loves niggers, he just doesn't want them to be wwe champions because they aren't draws
>>1320348
>Jericho literally spent the past 2 years jobbing to everyone
>beats AJ Styles for reasons
>beats Crews for reasons
The fuck is this? Did the writers forget that Jericho is their to put people over?
>>1320364
>Be a racist shitbag
>Gets called out on being a racist shitbag
>"Hur am i on tumblr?"
No, we just think you're a cunt.
>>1320366
Underrated post.
that why you aren't in the main match at mitb, apollo
>>1320372
>junkhoe
>9:33
>>1320341
You are the worst tripfag
>>1320368
Hell yeah, I remember all of their championship runs fondly.
>>1320371
Crews got up during Jericho Lionsault and got hit in the head.
>>1320380
>saying nigger means you're /pol/
are you going to get offended if i call you a faggot too faggot?
>>1320352
So Hall of Famer?
>>1320366
I get that reference xD
NEW THREAD
>>1319632
>>1319632
>>1320383
go loot a drugstore, nigger
>>1320382
AJ was a dumb move on WWE's part, but Jericho gives the MITB match more star power and Crews clearly isn't fucking ready.
I hope aj literally murders that fat fuck in the ring
>>1320392
must not have been that bad considering the rest of the match, but still, damn
>>1320381
Pretty much this. Vince only likes them as midcard talent, jobbers or comedy relief. Vince will never have a black guy as the face of his company.
>>1320380
faggot
New game general thread >>1320097
>>1320383
why are you on 4chan of all places then nigger?
>>1320392
that was intentional though, he waited for the lionsault to do the kip up
i thought you guys were talking about the dropkick
>mfw everybody is a nigger except me
MAKE DARREN YOUNG GREAT AGAIN
why is bob backlund not dead yet?
What vistaprint card would Dubs guy order?
>/pol/
>>1320382
Did you forget that putting people over becomes meaningless if it's all you ever do?
>>1320065
>KEVIN OWENS VS AJ STYLES
>FOR MITB CHANCE
>>1320388
If you can show a source I will stick my shoe in my mouth, until then this is where you got you info
>>1320408
cry more faggot
>>1320406
Or he did got up too fast, it seemed like the idea was to catch him put Crews took too long.
>>1320392
That wasn't a botch you idiot. Also, that was a good match, better than the atrocity Ambrose did last night. Jericho still has it but working with Deanetty is a guarantee of a 3/10 match at best.
>>1320383
How many fucking times have we told you GTFO REDDIT FAG
WWE just get darren and bob in the same room.
bruh what the fuck am I watching?
New thread/ not troll shitters >>1320097
>blowing this opportunity to make Darren Young an absolute madman like Backlund
Da fuck was that trainwreck
bgahahahahah covering up his baldness
What's that short cutie's name again?
>>1320422
>getting offended over imageboard culture
i think you're the one who's underage
wtf is this crap
Baron Corbin needs to goback to nxt. Awful
Bob Backlund is my favorite crazy old man.
He's like Mickey Rooney and Gary Busey combined.
>>1320423
It's not a meme if it's one autist doing it
>hiding his baldness with a beanie
goddamn corbin is fucking shit
>Ziggler and Corbin still feuding
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>Baron Corbin
>Could care less
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
>>1320429
I think this thing will end up in that.
>>1320383
Jesus christ you are actually triggered
>we
Baron Corbin should definitely be a strong silent type.
>hipster Frankenstein on tranquilizers
Retarded
>>1320435
Jojo
i hope corbin and ziggler keep this feud
As long as Young bunz brings back
Crossface Chickenwing. It will be worth it,
Go away Ziggles.
>Wearing a beanie cause your hairline is Deanetty tier
smarks BTFO
based corbin
Wow he is bad on the mic
>>1320231
Nope. But we did invent cuckolding as the secret weapon to bring down The United States and it has worked perfectly. You're all absolutely obsessed with being cucked.
THEY KEEP USING THE W WORD
BARON BALDY GREY BEARD
HE SHOULD DO AN OLD MAN GIMMICK
>>1320449
honestly just give him a mask and make him Kane
Baron Corbin is just a big bully
Who the fuck was holding the mic
SMARKS GETTING BTFO
Is Ziggler burring Memebrose lads?
HOW U DOINNNN
Ziggler better win this, he is great in ladder matches.
*technical sports entertaining
>STILL no Enzo
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
ENZO
N
Z
O
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Jericho should win MITB. Think about it. He always disappears for awhile. What better way to bring excitment with MITB then to have him win it, disappear for awhile and then suddenly come back out of nowhere to cash it in?
Makes sense to me. Therefor WWE won't do it.
>>1320476
Haha
ENZO
CERTIFIED G HAS RETURNED
>>1320476
WORKED
>>1320476
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO WRONG IF YOU WAITED 8 SECONDS
>>1320476
MY NAME
>>1320476
>me getting BTFO
>>1320436
>Image board culture
Enzo with that spaghetti mic.
This manlet should have returned at money in the bank instead.
ENZO IS FUCKING BASED
dabbing is everywhere
>>1320524
No he should fuck off so that cass could go singles.
Enzo's hair is too much
SIZE
1
6
>realizing Cass has shit load of potential outside of a tag team
>WWE drags on storyline with dudley boyz instead of feuding with the Vaudevillians
>>1320569
>wanting the vaudevillains
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