What the fuck was his problem? He got his huge main-event push, didn't he? He got his year-plus-long world title reign, didn't he? So what was his problem?
No Wrestlemania main event, sick of creative being morons and he was hurt
>>1317100
He took his "rebel" gimmick too seriously and ran off.
Muh wrestlemania main event
Never got out of the outlaw wrestling mindset.
>>1317100
He's an edgy skinnyfat manlet with daddy and mommy issues
>>1317100
>huge main event push
>actually main evented like 3 ppvs
>>1317220
>held the World Title for 434 days
>longest reign since 1988
>seventh-longest reign in WWE history
>still wants more
Like a spoiled fucking child.
>>1317220
And only because he was fighting Cena (or his replacement) and there was no Lesnar on the card.
>>1317100
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Tores. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>>1318002
Based
>>1318002
this.
>>1317100
He's a known pain in the ass behind the scenes. Listened to an interview with a writer during his reign and he mentions how he was a cunt to everybody, threatened to quit multiple times, literally thought fuck all of anyone. Haitch held him down as the number two guy because of what a dick he was to people behind the scenes and knew he couldn't do the media that Cena did.
>>1317100
He's an edgy faggot nerd crybaby pussy.
>>1317100
>>1317305
>>1318002
I never cared for CuM Punk. Yes he has in ring talent but you know what? I prefer Cody "Needs a better gimmick" Rhodes, Dolph "Over Sell" Ziggler and Daniel "The Gnome" Bryan. He just comes off like a little bitch. Dolph and Cody never had the push the Punker got yet they work just as hard if not harder.
>>1317100
Emo brats love to whine
I mean, didn't he almost die from a staph infection?
