Where did all his yellow go?
>Seth is back
I'm so fucking happy lads. I love setho so much
BRING BACK J&J
HE NEEDS SECURITY FROM ROMAN
I get that it's a crosshair but Seth's new logo just looks like a straight-laced version of Dean's.
Based Reigns
>>1315665
>Seth is only back to job to Roman
Why are people getting hyped for this? Roman isn't dropping the title, because Vince is all about pushing Roman right now.
>Pre-Show No DQ
Squash match/10
>De Club vs De Coconut Monkeys
BC deserved the win to make themselves look strong, was an alright match.
>Rusev v Mexico
Great match, disgusting Camel Clutch to end it, best outcome
>Booty Black Guys vs Should Be Racists
Okay match, no one expected WWE to drop to future jobbers
>IC Title match
Great spotfest, eh outcome, potential best match of the night
>"Asylum match"
Slow as my grandma getting out of bed, only redeeming parts were the last 3 minutes and it finally ending. Jericho carried the whole thing /10
>Womens match
Boring, Charlotte's boring, Dana's literal fat ass was the best part
>WWEHC
Great match, nice spots, didn't expect Ramen to drop sadly because ROMAN WINS LOL, I can only hope Seth goes over at Summerslam.
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>all this salt
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>>1315716
Based Roman
>it's a jbl defends the shit out of roman reigns despite being the heel commentator episode
who /miz/ here
I would honestly rather have Jim Cornette booking than what we will endure the rest of this year
>>1315719
Seth is going to be the Edge to Roman's Cena.
Despite his matches with AJ being good i just can't get my self to care about Roman because i know that he will win no matter what. Also WWE burying both of AJ's finishers is fucking stupid
>>1315716
based as fuck lad
>>1315757
>Edge
Orton*
>>1315727
#KEKOLD
Lel based Hardcore Santa
>>1315750
>tfw when miz and roman mark
feels good nigga
Roman looked great tonight
>razor's edge into a sitout
made a fan out of me, still kind of stupid that he could take a million chair shots and retain but he's the brand right now so he has to look invincible
also he should be forced to give up the bulletproof vest, who cares if he has bitch tits
>>1315757
>Cena was champion for like 22 months in a 2 years period a few years ago
>Even held the title a few weeks before jobbing the title right back to John
That's not a good thing.
Roman vs Seth vs AJ in a triple threat. I am getting AJ/Daniels/Joe vibes.
>>1315778
>Roman mark
18+
>>1315779
>also he should be forced to give up the bulletproof vest, who cares if he has bitch tits
also has a bit of a gut
not a good look if youre supposed to be invincible
Rate this Yoshi Bomb
>>1315783
AJ lost relatively clean he's out of the title picture
Gonna do nothing special for a bit then have his feud with le spoopy demon
>>1315795
Pretty much 10/10. Couldn't have pulled it off any cleaner.
>>1315797
>liking someone just for the sake of spiting a group of people
that's weird
>>1315727
[spoiler]He's not wrong
>>1315816
Because that same group of people killed wrestling. They deserve it.
Vince is honestly making people not want to watch PPVs because of Ramen
What's the point of Summerslam if they don't convince us Roman is human?
The guy took 2 clashes, multiple chair shots, several head bumps and all that, and just no sells his >KNEE INJURY right into a spear.
I mean, I don't really want to see him go over again, I'm just tired of it, I guess I'm experiencing Cena all over again.
>>1315779
That powerbomb should be his #2 signature move just like Bork had the F5 and shooting star press or Cena with the AA/FU and the STFU
>>1315727
>Bruce Shitz
>>1315790
Well that can be blamed on the hernia.
>>1315839
>making people not want to watch PPVs
Smarks aren't people
>>1315829
deserve what? some fakely smug comments on an imageboard?
>>1315803
>AJ lost relatively clean
Being superkicked twice, then taking a frog splash from outside interference is hardly clean
>>1315851
I don't think marks want to see Roman either
>>1315795
11/10
literally executed perfectly
>>1315839
I liked how he pretended his kneee exploded then 45 seconds later running powerbomb into a table then he starts selling it again
he did better tonight though so im not going to complain
>the undisputed GOAT carries Meme Ambrose to a Five Star Classic
>loses
You can't make this shit up.
>>1315853
They deserve the worst for giving WWE all these indie jobbers that have no talent and are killing the ratings.
>>1315829
Yet cheering the guy who was killing WWE is better
>>1315851
Neither are sheeple that just eat up the shit on plate that WWE gives them, and then cry about smarks after people wanna stop eating the bullshit
Why was Zayn's Helluva Kick so powerful tonight?
>Seth back and looking BIG as fuck
Crossfit Jesus is going to save the WWE, at this point I believe it's clear Roman's push was only to illustrate how READY Seth actually was in comparison to the rest of the Shield, if not for shit booking. (not even a good chickenshit)
>>1315854
But he recovered from that so it was clean the finish was clean and thats the important part
>they're going to blow over Seth's return immediately
>implying Roman is going to lose at MITB
>>1315795
Literally 10/10
>>1315875
It usually is pretty powerful but Cesaro was down a bit too long for the finish
>>1315867
but it's wwe that hires them
I don't get it???
Well, here's where we go from here.
Who's getting MITB lads
>>1315879
>Implying homegrown have done any better
>>1315891
Yeah because these smarks wanted them. Now they got them and they're fucking shit.
>>1315889
ur da man sef
>>1315887
it did that plus take ko out of the match for like 3 minutes
>>1315898
smarks are responsible for sending william regal out to scout for talent?
>>1315906
Miz was out for the same amount of time with one Cesaro punch at the start, that's just how they wanted the match paced i guess
>>1315795
Fucking mint/10
>>1315895
john cena
>>1315895
Bray or Cena.
No one else is winning.
>>1315915
Yeah, he has shit taste like them.
>>1315895
AJ Styles
AJ and Roman are a good match
>>1315895
AYYY SURVIVOR SERIES IN TORONTO
Roadblock was pretty fun and that was in the garbage ass Ricoh
Thank u vince for give us PPV
>>1315924
who's in your fave five friend?
>>1315889
UR DA MAN SEF
>>1315895
What the literal fuck is Paradise, Nevada
>>1315895
>Takeover so soon
Damn, time really flies
>>1315795
10/10.
>>1315941
autism
>>1315929
>SURVIVOR SERIES IN TORONTO
I can't wait to see how Vince evokes the Screwjob for the millionth time.
>>1315950
Yeah bro, but why?
Hopefully the same place he sends his brown off to.
>tfw /asp/ archive is ded
another slice of our storied history gone bros
>Miz won
>marking out for a guy who interrupted a match after it was over
>that no reaction
>>1315727
>>1315727
Please someone rip the podcast from his site, I wanna hear the salt too. Fuck Bruce Blitz
>>1315750
>tfw based Miz carried 3 no-psychology, indie-darling spot monkeys to the MOTY
>>1315951
If Bret Hart shows up I will throw my commemorative cup at him this is a promise
>>1315962
All dem memes
All dem trips
>>1315955
weeb shitter invading /wwe/ but it's acceptable because he was a outlaw shitter once
Here's what I think is going to happen with the Tittle
>Dean/Jericho feud involved in the MITB match
>Dean wins
>SethGod vs Roman in main event ends with Roman retaining ( hopefully not clean)
>Battleground happens
>Rematch with Seth and Roman
>somehow Seth wins until Dean cashes in
>Wins
And this will lead up to a SHIELD triple threat at Summerslam
Memes aside, this just a prediction, they something interesting to draw Summerslam
>>1315727
HAHAHAHAHAAHHA!
Can't wait for cena to win the wwe belt again
>getting worked by the crowd
>>1315964
Peridot would like smug Miz
>>1315983
And the funny thing is, that's what is coming too. This is all leading to a Ramen vs Cena feud.
>>1315983
At this point I'd love for Cena to do anything to take it away
>>1315988
>reigns vs cena
>A FIFTH SPEAR, CENA KICKED OUT OF A FIFTH SPEAR
>YEAH BUT REIGNS HAS TAKEN SEVEN AAS ALREADY, DOES HE HAVE ENOUGH WHEREWITHAL TO CAPITALIZE
>>1315985
Pfffffft
Is this real?
>>1315867
WWE's home grown Reigns is killing ratings.
>>1315998
https://twitter.com/BubbaRayDudley/status/734587973476483072
>Bubba is a vince shill
>>1315985
the razor's edge into the sitout was pretty cool desu
>>1315998
i dont like team 3d now
>>1315985
>working yourself into a shoot
Will he bring his amazing laugh back tomorrow Y/N? Also new music hopefully?
>>1316000
I don't get it, this is a guy who would tell the crowd to fuck off and fight patron's, what's he doing fighting what the crowd chants?
>>1315895
Deano wins MITB. Seth gets the title back at SumerSlam. We get that based Dean/Seth feud going again.
>>1316002
post webm
Hello ped-o mod
>you do it for free because you love little boy penis
>>1316009
$$$$
He's back.
Who /SleepingHappyandActuallyExcitedForRaw/ here?
>>1316011
but there's two more ppvs til summerslam
who gets fed to roman?
>>1316009
Because the crowds DO fucking suck.
>>1315750
Always here.
>mfw Based Miz retained
The ppv was fucked up but I thought the biggest loser of the night was Dean. Tonight was Dean's shot at taking a legendary type bump to really sell his character...but it was the lamest most boring gimmick match in a long time. I was hot on Dean after Shield first broke up but I realize now how much Seth carried him in those programs.
>>1315727
Get rekt bruce. Someone please post todays rant on youtube.
>>1316020
Probably someone like KO unfortunately.
>>1315970
>Miz
>carried
He did next to nothing in the match. Also no one gives a fuck about Miz. So why are they keeping the title on him. The belt should be on Cesaro, Owens or even Ryder. Miz has done nothing with the ic title since winning it.
>>1316036
he's brought prestige and fame to it you stupid idiot
>>1316036
>getting this worked
>>1315727
>people actually, unironically believed AJ was going to win the match
>>1315818
>implying that having Ramen drop the world title to some nobody who wrestled in WWE for 3 months would make the belt look good
It would DESTROY the ratings.
>>1316036
It's going to Sami, but they aren't wasting his first WWE title on a nothing PPV.
>>1316022
They pay their money to watch the show. They have every right to cheer and chant what they want.
>>1316049
Yeah, that's the fucking problem. WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY PAYING TO WATCH SOMETHING THEY DON'T WANT TO WATCH?
>seth wins at mitb
>gets immediately cashed in on by dean ambrose who won mitb
>triple threat at summerslam
are you guys really this blind?
>>1316014
PEDO MOD BTFO
>>1315983
Cena can't win the title, my lil bro's orange 15x cena shirt will become obsolete!
>>1315869
Honestly both sheep and smarks should just give up on wrestling and grow up. You either like this pg shit or you dont.
>>1316048
sami needs like a 6 month underdog chase for a championship
>>1316057
>immediately cashed in
"no"
>>1316056
They keep hoping shit will change. They are clearly not very bright. Only way Vince will really listen, is if fans stop coming and stop tuning in.
>>1316063
The mid card has some great wrestling and actual belt changes, I feel like the belt on Roman has made it really not worth sticking around for.
I don't like the whole idea that a WHC has to hold the belt for 6+ months. It just makes the PPVs stale
>>1316065
>meanwhile ratings dip miraculously to the negative mark
>>1316039
>Miz
>Prestige anything
Miz hasnt been doing anything of worth before winning the belt.
He is a jobber with the jobber tittle.
>>1316047
>some nobody
>Aj Styles, who's main evented in all major non-wwe wrestling promotions is a nobody.
I hate this board a little bit more each and every day
>>1315964
Wtf is this autism? Are you one of those creeps that draws himself as a cartoon??
>>1316073
If you had to wrestle all over the world before WWE decided to sign you, then you must suck THAT badly.
>>1316065
Nah give it to him soon to feud with Owens, or just put him in main event picture, his NXT matches shown he is way more than ready.
>>1316078
He was offered a contract over 10 years ago
>>1316056
Just because they don't enjoy the main event doesn't mean they didn't enjoy the other matches on the card.
>>1315889
UR DA MAN SEF
>>1316078
I don't even know how to respond to such a retarded statement like that.
holy shit I think my iq dropped from reading that
>>1315895
Ryder obviously.
>>1316110
Just so he could have it Sandowed from him?
>>1315895
>Tfw going to Summerslam
B A S E D feeling. Will probably get to see Brock murder some jobber and Roman make more smarks cry.
>dont have the network coz fuck vince
>pirate/download all raw, ppvs etc not giving any shit to wwe
>still feeling like shit watching ppv after ppv where roymen wins again
wheres that cyanide fluid when i need them
>>1316100
>30 min Authority/Step+Shane promo
>Zigger vs Whoever for the 1000th time in a row
>Divas shit that NO ONE likes, stop lying to yourselves that you do, most in it are men, their champ is a man
>A bunch of matches that has no story to them
>Ramen/Cena/etc in the main event or worst Divas shit in the main event
>>1315895
Thoughts on the current Champs /wwe/?
>>1316125
The US Title has officially left the Pre-Show tier
>>1316120
glad you're here to speak for everyone that paid for a ticket and miss the entire point of the conversation pham
>>1316125
>roymen
THE BIG DOGSHITE
>Miz
based
>charlie
dont care
>new gay
stale and dont care
>ruru
based
>senor joe
based
>asuka
based i guess
>america alpha
based
Why do I keep watching these PPVs when I am slightly entertained by one or two matches and bored or annoyed by the rest?
>>1316125
lame
good
meh
stale
great
based
great
great
>>1316125
>shit
>growing on me
>who cares
>based
>Good
>fucking based
>who cares
>who cares
>>1316119
Woah you sure stuck it to them!
>>1316125
Why the fuck not
Based
Stale
Stale
BASED
BASED
Pretty good
High potential
pretty damn good
>>1316125
change miz with Ryder
change charlotte with literally anyone else
change roman with literally anyone else
BASED EDP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJmGYxbFgB4
>>1316125
>Ramen
Go away
>Miz
Based
>Charlotte
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>New Day
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>Rusev
Based as fuck
>Senor Joe
Based as Fuck
>Assuka
Based as fuck
>AA
Based as fuck
>>1316125
Roman is keeping it warm for seth, and all the others are based as far as I'm concerned
>>1316125
ALL of them are BASED. This is as good as it's ever going to get.
>>1316146
>Roman is keeping it warm for seth
>Another oblivious clueless smark setting himself up for disappointment
>Thinks Roman is dropping that strap any time soon to Jasethy no less
>>1316125
Bottom row is objectively top-tier.
Hoss-fight between Rusev and Joe would've been awesome.
Wish they could pull something like Owens vs. Cena champ vs. champ a year ago.
>>1316149
>Rusev vs. Samoa Joe
Now I want to see this 2bh
>>1316116
Sandow lost the match due to arrogance because he could fight Cena while he was 100%. Ryder will bide his time when the champ is down.
>>1316125
>Roman
Boring. Booked so strong not many should beat him unforunately.
>Miz
Based.
>Charlotte
Boring and obviously only winning because related to Flair.
>New Day
Boring.
>Rusev
Based.
>Joe
Based.
>Asuka
Based.
>American Alpha
They're OK.
>>1316148
the need roman to drop the championship so he can start building his "___ time champion" reputation
>>1315933
It's Vegas you fucktard.
>>1316161
>Paradise, Nevada is a town inside of Las Vegas
Nice system you got there Amerifats
>>1316125
>Roman
might actually drive me away from wrestling
>Miz
great heel but should drop it soon
>muh dad
needs to drop it or win clean
>the new day
get these literal faggots off my tv
>Ruru
absolutely based should be WHC
>joe
based and should be on the main roster
>Asuka
my dick
>AA
don't care
>>1316125
>Die Roman Die
>Ryder should still be champ but eh
>Don't care
>Stale
>Based as fuck
>Based
>Pretty alright with this so based
>Based as fuck
>>1316160
Summerslam 2016:
Brock vs. Roman
Seth vs. HHH
I can see this from 100 miles away, if you can't then you probably thought AJ Styles and Natalya were winning tonight.
>>1316125
nxt might not be a deep as before but their champions are great atm
>>1316170
Trips has been written off TV lad.
>>1316166
>>Roman
>might actually drive me away from wrestling
You will tune in tomorrow, you will watch Roman's segment, and you will continue to whine about it mark.
>>1316163
The system is pretty complicated, but all you need to know is that Paradise is a tax dodge city that is not a city.
>>1316174
I don't have cable so I won't, I only watch the PPV's.
>>1316125
>Wwe
tired of him
>ic
should be Ryder
>womens
Charlotte needs to win with out her dads help otherwise I have no reason to see her as a credible champion.
>tag team
still love the newday
>us
good on Rusex, sucks he's basically a transitional champ for Cena.
>all three NXT champion
I like them all equally.
>Deanetty was the worst part of a PPV yet again
Wow well color me surprised. It's almost like his gimmick is having horrible matches all the time.
Face it. Roman is amazing and one of the best. The crowd was dead all night especially for that deanetty match. Roman had everyone yelling and cheering.
>>1316170
Summerslam is Roman vs Cena
They're blowing it all already
>>1316146
its nice to have hope my man
till the hope get punched in the mouff
>>1316183
He pretty much woke up the crowd because they'd been sitting there for 3 hours waiting to shout at him from the top of their lungs. For some reason smarks think this is a bad thing.
>>1316180
He honestly seems pretty bad in the ring in general. He needs to have shorter matches or less wacky or something...
>>1316183
This, there were people cheering him despite the smarks booing him and shitcanting "You can't wrestle/You still suck"
>>1316183
That's some low-quality b8 there, sonny
>>1316183
panjeet get to your designated mark
>>1316187
>nothing is stopping me fgrom just walking away
Yet here you are right now, 1 hour 30 mins after the PPV ended.
>>1316189
Only cheering I heard was in the last minutes of the match, and that ended up being for seth
Even the marks know what's going is retarded
>>1316172
He already signed a 3 year contract to wrestle.
You fucking mark.
>>1316171
>Asuka's legs
>>1316196
Get some ears with holes.
>>1316198
>COO of WWE
>Signing to Wrestle
>>1316199
based strongfat jap
>>1316197
>marks
Looks like a smark to me talking about "agents"
Aj should permanently be in the title picture
>>1316201
>Being a willful stupid idiot
>>1316206
I don't know man, does Vince have to sign a contract to appear on TV?
>>1316201
Thats how it works you mark.
>>1316198
Ok? Just because he's signed to Wrestle doesn't mean he always will. He got signed off TV as soon as WM ended, he won't appear probably until after Summerslam or during. The Authority is now gone and the incest angle replaced it.
>Hurrr I am smart smark look at me
>>1316207
HHH collects a salary when he wrestles
>>1316203
at least one of the Hajeeds know.
>>1316212
Triple HHH's public salary for being COO of WWE is 1.5-2 million a year.
I doubt he wrestles for money.
>>1316197
Funny way you worded "smarks".
>>1316222
>PooInLoo's
>Smarks
>>1316218
>I doubt he wrestles for money.
Ahh yesss...Cena makes 10 million a year too but I doubt he lets someone drop him on his head for the money either.
>>1316211
>Haitch
>Getting himself out of necessary ego boosts.
Also reports already hint at Shane leaving soon.
>>1316226
John Cena's anual salary is actually $2.75 Million
That's because Cena's merch pulls in probably x10 that a year.
>>1316224
Anyone who knew who AJ Styles was in the indie circuit, regardless of nationality, can't be regarded as a "mark" you dummy.
>Yehia Mahmoud
>Indian name
Stupid idiot
>extreme rules 2012
>jerigoat and cuck man put on a hell of a Chicago street fight
>extreme rules 2016
>deanetty and jerigoat put on one of the most boring matches ever of a Chicago street fight in a cage
Dean is fucking terrible, awful. Please fire him.
>>1316227
>Reports
Lel, dirt sheets are as credible as the old fuck who sits at the end of a bar.
Remember when dirt sheets said Cody loved the Stardust gimmick because it was a tribute to his father and cody aired his dirty laundry today?
Love how these "dirt sheets" are treated like gold in the IWC where everyone's a fucking idiot.
>>1316232
this
>>1316232
I think he should be written off TV.
I'm honestly tired of him, nothing he does is exciting. He just gets beat up by guys bigger than him and then gets praised for it.
>>1316234
Yeah dirtsheets are damn pathetic 95% of the time. As if anyone would unironically enjoy doing a goldust 2.0 gimmick in 2016.
>Jasethy you're next
>>1316244
Aj getting young cucks flashbacks when Usos superkicked him
>>1316244
B L O O D L I N E
A
S
E
D
>>1316232
>jericho vs punk er 2012
That match was fucking amazing. Thanks for reminding me
>Extreme rules for the first 5 matches was a solid 8.5 pay per view
>the last hour double downs hard on the bullshit witht the womens match and the wwe title match making it a 6 at best.
I always know better than to get too excited and yet I still always walk away with the same bitter feeling in the bottom of my stomach when seeing the booking go to shit.
>>1316244
I still don't know which one's Jimmy and which one's Jey. I also don't know who keeps eating the pins for their matches.
>>1316252
No problem. Er 2012 might be one of my favourite wwe ppvs
>>1316253
>This guy unironically thinks that the asylum match wasn't the worst match of the night arguably even worst match of the year
You baited me in good boy
>Caring about winners and losers on a scripted show
I'M NOT THE GOOD GUY
>>1316244
>the fans boo them frequently
>they're getting more and more violent with every passing week
>they take pictures like this where they just sneer at the camera smugly
>Face's
I'M NOT A BAD GUY
>>1316253
Fuck outta here. I don't give a fuck how much you hate Reigns, Reigns/Styles was light years ahead of the Ambrose shit.
>>1316262
They aren't faces or heels though. How many times does Roman need to remind you?
>>1316255
You tell by the positioning of their eye painting
L(e)ft = J(e)y
R(i)ght = J(i)mmy
>>1316260
it was slow, but for what it's worth it wasn't anywhere near as bad as the lesnar vs ambrose street fight at mania 32. every weapon actually got used instead of teased. and that finisher was the tits.
>>1315759
>then how come vince is only a millionaire
>>1316253
That main event woke the crowd up hard from the slumber they were in after that 30 minute borefest Deanetty match. How you can claim the PPV was close to a 9 at that point is way beyond me. Makes me believe you've not any actual 9 PPVs in your life-time.
This hate for Roman is so pathetic mostly due to how irrational it is for the most part.
>HOLY SHIT
>THANK YOU SETH
the chants mixing made it sound like HOLY SETH. Crossfit Jesus is real
>>1316266
>they aren't faces or heels
>commentary objectively treats them as though they're the faces, every time.
>>1316274
Who woulda thunk that lighting up the crowd would be just as simple as showing someone who's not Roman Reigns
>HBK went to a hockey game instead
>>1316277
That's what you do when you're retired.
>>1316273
>This hate for Roman is so pathetic mostly due to how irrational it is for the most part.
I could argue the same for the the "deanetty" hate.
>>1316279
>Deanetty hate
How? Worst match at wrestlemania. Worst match at payback. Worst match at Extreme Rules. Still gets pushed hard, still gets unconditional love from smarks all cause he was in CZW before getting signed.
>>1316274
https://streamable.com/vn1k
Listen to them, these people just want anyone to beat Roman already
>>1316279
Actually, you can't.
>>1316279
The Ambrose hate makes sense tonight. You can only blame the booking for so long. He has yet to produce a classic match. Meanwhile his contemporaries, Rollins and Reigns have produced several.
>>1316276
No music, no big entrance interruption, just shows up and lights the crowd up. TYBasedCrossfitJesus
>>1316163
It's Nevada. If it ain't Vegas, it's Reno. They sure as shit ain't doing anything in Elko
>>1316271
Vince has employees and has to pay some of them millions and six digit salaries
Aj vs Cena
Rollins vs Roman
Dean vs future endeavours
At summerslam?
Mite b cool
>>1316280
he's been book to lose all his matches until just recently at payback, Dean can't help if Brock Lesnar wants to phone it in. He had a top notch match back at wwe Roadblock. The unconditional love is more a side effect of the fact wwe keeps forcing Roman.
>>1316284
the biggest issue with that is Classic is subjective.
I dunno, I thought the Asylum match was okay. The big spots were fun, but the match just moved slow.
I still like Dean but I feel like he has a motivation problem. He killed it at Roadblock but he was pretty meh in this Jericho feud. Maybe if he wins MitB he'll be better.
>>1316275
>>commentary objectively treats them as though they're the faces, every time.
Thank you for admitting you don't actually watch
Watch Roman get injured soon. Every time reigns and Rollins are about to feud one of them gets injured kek
>>1316294
I was thinking Balor vs Styles for control of le club but Styles vs Cena is a much better idea
Still feel like it's heading toward Cena vs Reigns though
>>1316298
I can at least say JBL literal won't stop damage controlling with reasons for why Roman gets booed on a weekly basis.
>>1316299
>a guy who wrestles very safely
>injured
>>1316295
>Him having trash matches is cause he was booked wrongly
Wew I bet you wouldn't make these excuses for Roman you mark.
>>1316277
HBK is a smart man.
Enough whining about the face of the company
Who is winning MITB?
(It's Ziggler's time fyi)
>>1316304
The first time was Roman getting a hernia
Second time Seth tore his acl
>>1316308
I liked his new tights on the pre-show
>>1315779
>he's the brand right now so he has to look invincible
No, that's the shit that nearly killed WWF in the early 90s and the shit that is killing the WWE now.
If the top guy is clearly invincible, why even bother watching? Even if you actually WANT him to win (and most people don't seem to want to see him at all), what's the point if it's a foregone conclusion? Where's the drama and the tension?
It's the SuperCena garbage that killed the entire Nexus, Barrett in particular, Rusev, Sandow, and the ratings.
>>1316302
I don't get it, you clearly don't watch the fucking show but you spend your time posting here like you do. You don't have any other constructive ways to spend your time?
>>1316308
owens
>>1316308
Kofi Kingston
>>1316305
Roman sells to the best of his abilities and has put on fairly decent matches. the only problem I have with the way he's booked is when he gets thrown through a million finishes at once and still wins by hitting the spear in the middle of another guys finisher. Dean and his opponents do the same, they do the best with what they're told to do with in the time constraints they're given
>>1316317
>If the top guy is clearly invincible, why even bother watching?
Yeah people totally tuned out when Hulk Hogan was making wrestling mainstream in the 80s.
18+ bro
>>1316326
Different times, m8. There's a reason why people nowadays like Spiderman more than Superman.
>>1316324
What you're saying doesn't negate the fact that Dean is awful any time he's not in a program with Rollins
>>1316308
Dean. It'll finally be his time to be WHC.
>>1316326
wrestling wasn't as transparent as it is today back then brah.
>>1316308
Around when did /wwe/ turn on Ziggler? I feel like this is a hard thing to pinpoint. I remember most everyone liking him being the sole survivor at SvS 2014 but his career after that is a bit of a blur
>>1316317
>It's the SuperCena garbage that killed the entire Nexus
Nexus consisted of complete shitters (save for Ryback) who weren't going to get over no matter what.
>Barrett in particular
Who the fuck cares if le injured every week man gets buried?
>Rusev
It's 2016 and you think that the guy representing the U.S. isn't supposed to go over the foreigner?
>Sandow
Sandow was never buried. He had a good MitB match with Cena and then went on to become one of the most over people on the roster when he became Mizdow.
I don't get why I come to /asp/ for PPVs, it's filled with smarks who's armchair booking wouldn't get passed someone who actually knows what the fuck they're doing.
>>1316332
>Around when did /wwe/ turn on Ziggler?
That stupid Summer Rae/Lana/Rusev feud. Triggered too many people at how much of a high school bully Ziggler was being plus it devalued Rusev a lot.
>>1316328
his match with HHH was good. I'd argue his feud with Jericho was pretty nice. I feel like you're viewing this through bias
>>1316163
I'm not even american, idiot.
>>1316334
>Nexus consisted of complete shitters (save for Ryback) who weren't going to get over no matter what.
I'd like to remind you that Daniel Bryan was part of the Nexus..as was the guy who would go on to become Bray Wyatt, both of which got hugely over.
>>1316339
>his match with HHH was good
Ziggler also had a good match with HHH so what?
>Through bias?
What bias? He's supposed to be this hot shot star according to smarks who should be in Roman's place yet the man cannot have a decent match to save his life on PPVs. Quit making excuses for a bad wrestler
>>1316317
>Cena killed Rusev and Sandow
no, they were killed by stuff that happened after their matches with cena
Man I was getting tired of Roman burying AJ, now he can bury Seth instead.
Cena return when?
>>1316336
wew that explains it, I try to forget that happened
this was probably the worst PPV i've watched
why does ramen keep going over WHYYYYY
>>1316125
>Ramen
Shite
>Miz
Fine
>Charlotte
Based
>New Day
Meh
>Rusev
Based
>Joe
Based
>Asuka
Based
>AA
Pretty good
>>1316332
Royal Rumble '15
>>1316343
>Ziggler also had a good match with HHH so what?
you're original point was Dean doesn't have good matches and isn't a good wrestler, he's had good matches against Roman, Rollins, HHH, John Cena and others.
Your statement of "so has Ziggler" is an attempt at changing the goal posts in order to try to keep me disadvantaged in this argument. in that you are showing a bias against Dean Ambrose simply because everyone likes him more than the main event guy
>Dana is BFF with Charlotte now. What a fucking joke. Nattie should be the next one to ask for her release. Treat her like total garbage. From a farting gimmick to losing at last PPV in screw job ending to this crap. Fuck this company.
Kek based Dana and Charlotte working fat smarks so hard
>>1315767
I hope he goes back to using the spiral tap at some point just because it's a better looking finish than the Styles clash anyways.
>>1315795
This spot made me stiff
>tfw fell asleep before the PPV and missed Seth's return live
>>1316357
To be fair out side of Ryder, no one has been treated more like shit than Nattie. It is amazing she hasn't quit yet.
>>1316004
>Roman's go-away heat is extending to other wrestlers
BETTER MAKE HIM LOOK STRONGER
>>1315795
Zayn has all the personality of a cardboard cutout and he'll still get over/10
I'm someone who thinks that it's promo ability and character that makes a guy get over in WWE, but when I see that, I want to believe.
>>1316357
Wrestling forum right? So many crying smarkies over there right now. It's glorious
>>1316345
Cena killed off their momentum.
Same goes for Rusev, Tensi,Umaga,Bray Wyatt, the Nexus etc. Cena flat out kills people off. And the reason why, is because they are built up to just be fed to him.
Is it just me or is our Based A+ Player even more swole than before? I mean gotdamn he gettin' into Haitch's "protein supply" there.
>>1316374
He's probably half HGH at this point to return so quickly
>>1315985
Think about it
>be a fat obese smark
>boo a wrestler you don't like
>"shout and scream that he can't wrestle and he still sucks"
>forget the fact that you can't do all the stuff and pain that he does
>>1316047
AJ's debut was probably the biggest pop of the year.
So naturally, he should be jobbing to Jericho at Mania. It makes PERFECT sense if you really don't think about it.
>>1316357
>>1316371
>charlotte never wins with out outside help
>people are getting reasonably upset with how forced and predicatble it's becoming
>"lolfuckinsmarks"
>>1316056
That is really an excellent question. Even if I wasn't a loser and had money to burn on pro wrestling shows, I would not be paying to go to WWE shows.
>JeriGOAT and THE GUY kicked out of the Meme Clash
Good riddance
>>1316056
consider that maybe they have matches that they do want to see on the same card as the shit they don't like?
>>1316376
I thought that injury required 9 months to heal and he's literally come back 3 months early looking suspiciously buff for someone with a bum knee
r8 this paper view
>>1316391
>Mfw quit watching RAW in 2004 even though my boys HBK, Shelton, Foley were there
If you hate a product so much then dont watch it and dont pay a ticket to go see a show, cause after that cash has cleared through, Vince doesn't care what you think.
>>1316089
If you want Zayn vs. Owens for a title, then Owens should win the strap and Zayn should have to chase Owens for it.
>yfw they make seth cut a 20 minute promo on raw
Rollins looking suspiciously jacked to hell. He looks like triple h now. What a coincidence
>>1316400
>tfw this cuck wont debut until summerslam
>>1316396
6.5.
all the matches were decent up until the last two on the card.
>>1316392
The recovery was said to be 6-9 months, so he's just coming back at the earliest possible time
Even Sid is tired of that shit.
So does this make him a face now? Or is he the heel?
>>1316409
fake account
>>1316401
Hunter gave him some of his special recovery roids
>>1316407
> coming back at the earliest possible time
Of course, this is WWE after all.
>>1316409
>Sid Vicious is now some punk who mouths off on twitter
Low status
>>1316410
Heel. Roman needs more fodder.
>people thought Rollins would be face when THE GUY will never turn heel
>>1316410
If alignment was decided by crowd reaction rather than what Vince mandates things would be very different
>>1316412
it's not like Sid isn't wrong though. Hell I've watched the Stone Cold vs Bret Hart match and Steve got banged the fuck up and lost. if that had happened today Stone Cold would have pushed out of a sharp shooter, thrown Bret into a rope then stunned him and walked away with out even a limp
>>1316125
>good, getting better
>meh
>boring
>based, but starting to get a little old
>based
>based
>based
>based
>>1316409
@TheSidVicious is Sids real account, that guy has been exposed numerous times.
>>1316419
Times have changed
>>1315895
Dean to set up Triple Threat at Wrestlemania.
Enjoy your cuck shed faggots
>>1315644
his ex fiance was his hairdresser, so he doesnt have the go to person to get it done.
>>1316432
not for the better. people aren't as in to invincible superman as they were in the 50's. we want heroes who lose. who get knocked down and are made to face down some conflict that makes them have to change a part of themselves to solve it.
2006 John Cena is 2016 John Cena with the difference being their T-Shirt. Roman Reigns is unfortunatelty going to be the same.
>>1316442
>people want to see losers and self-identify with the hero instead of rooting for a clear-cut winner
>>1316445
Yeah, actually. because that's good story telling.
>>1316392
Which is six months to completely focus on upper body while balancing physical therapy. I tore my ACL in high school, and my coaches were very adamant about focusing on core and upper body exercise whilst training my knee not to be retarded when it healed
>>1316125
Top row is terrible for a variety of reasons. Roman is booked as badly as possible, Miz has no business holding a championship, Charlotte has no business in the fucking company, and New Day's reign got REALLY stale freaking months ago.
The bottom row is pretty boss. Largely because NXT isn't run entirely by idiots, and the fucking idiots that run the main roster shows haven't had the opportunity to ruin Rusev's reign yet.
>>1316441
he had a smaller yellow streak for much longer than it would've taken for it to fade, he probably had someone else do it after they broke up
considering the new gray duds I'm assuming it's just a new style choice
>>1316442
>people aren't as in to invincible superman as they were in the 50's.
Someone doesn't know how Hulk Hogan won his matches.
>>1316442
the biggest star in the business was someone who beat the shit out of the boss every other month and always came out on top of feuds
>>1316445
>Having no idea of character building and story telling
Are you actually this retarded?
>>1316452
He always said in interviews the goal was for it to be all black eventually but his fiance at the time always insisted on dyeing it for him so he let her.
>>1316454
He also cried like a little bitch on WWE TV with Angle
>>1316155
>Sandow lost the match due to arrogance because he could fight Cena while he was 100%.
I think you are thinking of a completely different cash in. Sandow cashed in on Cena before Cena had completely recovered from an elbow injury, beat Cena senseless with the briefcase BEFORE cashing in, and targeted the bad arm the entire match.
Then CENAWINSLOL
>>1316458
that was long after he became the biggest star, and he was a heel at the time
>>1316459
I have the webm for that. One of the funniest things I've ever seen.
>>1316456
he still had a persistent blonde streak up to goddamn november
>>1316125
Roman - Flavours of ice cream. I don't like him, but I'm ok with that. I don't expect to like every guy they put the big belt on. He won't hold it forever, so to anyone who likes him, enjoy it while it lasts. Maybe I'll like the next guy, and you'll hate them.
Miz - Talented on the mic, passably good in the ring. Not a fan of him, but he's a former WWE champ who went clean over Cena, and he sells alright, so whoever he drops the belt to will look legit.
Charlotte - Nice tits, shame about her face. I hate it when second gen wrestlers have the same gimmick as their older relative. It feels like it's riding on someone else's coat tails, and makes it look they don't deserve to be in their position on their own merits.
As an aside, I may not like Reigns but at least his gimmick isnt The Rock vers. 2.0 . I'll give him credit for trying to be his own man.
New Day - just when I feel like they're getting stale, they come out and show they can still cut a GOAT tier promo. "Let me shoot my shot." Awkward pause. Smirks.
Great to see Xavier actually wrestle tonight. That hurricanrana was like the ideal of a hurricanrana and the hadouken punch was hilarious.
Rusev - booked poorly for the last year. Should have let him be the monster of the future, with Brock and Takers careers winding down. Hopefulky they start booking him like a final boss again and get his character back in track.
Samoa Joe - JOES GONNA KILL YOU
Asuka - ASUKAS GONNA KILL YOU. It's not very often a woman comes along who could believably get booked like the final boss of the womens division. In an ideal world, she would be the first "Paul Heyman Girl". Shame she'll never get promoted to main roster.
American Alpha - so much charisma between these two, Gable is an absolute natural on the mic, and Jordans promo skills have continually grown by leaps and bounds since he was paired with Gable. They've both adapted their athletic backgrounds very well to pro wrestling. Potential future legends.
>>1316466
3 strands =/= persistent. Half his head used to be blonde at one point.
>mfw based ruru is going to job to jahn next week
>>1316468
>hopefully they booking him like a final boss again
He's dropping the belt to Big Match John at mitb and going back to jobbing kek
>>1316471
all them upper body workouts have gobbled up her tits
>>1316277
Man, it's too bad the Canadiens aren't playing because they suck. He could show up to a home game in the visiting team's jersey for a good laff.
>>1316463
Cena has to have noticed this particular correlation, right? You think he ever sits in his house with a beer in hand going "I could have saved that mans career if I just said he should win this time around" ?
>>1316470
3 strands?
also my bad since this was from december
>le natty crossfit man is back after a catastrophic knee injury after only 6 months, looking buffer than ever and without even having a brace on it
did Haitch not have a son of his own or something he could do freakish steroid experimentation on?
>>1316475
No, I doubt he gives a shit about anyone but himself
>>1316472
I said hopefully, not realistically.
>>1316480
hey he put Bryan over clean as a whistle and never got his win back
>2016
>Bryan "Stinky Mexican Manlet" Alvarez is still getting worked by Based Miz
How does he do it ?
>>1316482
felt kind of holow since the next night on raw he talked about his injured elbow
>>1316326
No, they tuned out when Hogan wouldn't fuck off in the early 90s. Like at Wrestlemania IX
>>1316485
Don't think the elbow was the reason he didn't kick out of the running knee (and legitimized that move)
>>1316308
Ryder
y
d
e
r
>>1316487
Was that the same Wrestlemania where everyone in the building popped?
Forget WWE revisionist history, Hogans WM9 win is the biggest smark revisionist history of all time.
>>1316334
>This entire post
>yfw
>>1316342
>Bray
I forgot, SuperCena also killed the entire Wyatt family.
>>1316489
>inb4 Ryder wins the mitb
>loses it in a single match at a future event
>>1316493
Definitely, I remember Bryan's best mic work coming from his promos with Cena as well
>>1316492
Cena built the coffin.
Undertaker did the burial.
>>1316334
>Sandow was never buried. He had a good MitB match with Cena and then went on to become one of the most over people on the roster when he became Mizdow.
You have clearly forgotten MONTHS of him dressing up as silly shit like Boomer Sooner and Magneto and getting squashed by everyone from Mark Henry to Huge Act Man.
Then he got stuck with a gimmick of a comedy jobber's comedy butler, and got THAT over because him and Miz have more charisma and chemistry than some entire promotions.
Then that ended and he was buried into unemployement.
>>1316492
Taker did more damage to Bray's career than Cena easily
>>1316500
and they released him because "we don't have anything to do with him"
I know that it gets thrown around a lot in internet wrestling places but literal children could do better than wwe's current writing and booking team
>>1316475
I don't think he cares about pointless things like these getting 10 million a year
>>1316505
what even worse was all the build in to their match at mania 31 was all bray. not once did Undertaker show up once until the actual match. And it's not even like Undertaker gains anythign anymore from winning at mania. The streak is over. The Undertaker should have passesd the torch over and retired.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpfPTx3UKCM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlkF7sbbERQ
based
>>1316505
>Be Bray Wyatt
>Challenge Cena at mania
>Lose
>Challenge Taker at mania
>Lose
>Don't have a match lined up for this year
>Come out so that The Rock can make fun of you for being fat and hit you with his finisher
>>1316510
>le cena doesn't think about the business because he's rich meme
getting old 2bh
>>1316442
Roman is being booked as a Superman power level-wise, sure, but he's not the hero. AJ was clearly the more sympathetic character in this feud. Just like superman, Roman can be the Kayfabe strongest single competitor in WWE but that doesn't necessarily make him the voice of reason. I'd much rather have it this way,than Roman fighting an imaginary uphill battle. Roman shouldn't overcome obstacles, he's the obstacle that the entire roster has try to overcome.
>>1316514
BASED
>>1316385
The Dirty Heel act was getting great heat with Ric's help going into Wrestlemania. Then, in the blowoff match to a months long feud after Charlotte had been weaseling her way out of fair fights for months, Charlotte wins CLEAN lol.
Now, of course, nobody cares. They SHOULD have put Becky over while she was hot. They COULD have gotten a solid B+ by putting Sasha over. Instead, they killed the Women's Championship dead in the water on its first fucking night.
EVERYTHING about this company is just so soulless, stale, and tedious. And Charlotte's reign after Mania is the most triumphant example of that.
>>1316505
>Taker gave Vladamir Kozlov a clean win but not Bray Wyatt
>>1316524
>le smarks are the only people that think about the business meme
getting old 2bh
>>1316524
why would based john cry about some faget getting fired
>>1316475
We only get big time champions like Cena and Hogan because they are ruthlessly selfish bastards who put themselves over at every opportunity, at any expense.
>>1316531
>actually listening to wrestling podcasts
>knowing who that mexican is
kys right now
>>1316533
you first
>>1316539
The Rock lost a lot of times though my underage friend.
>>1316522
Charlotte didn't win clean at Mania. Ric prevented Sasha from stopping Becketty tapping out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh9w3SK8IVw
al the comments are about rollins dean is finished
>>1316549
that was the point of posting him retard
>they are ruthlessly selfish bastards who put themselves over at every opportunity,
>>1316531
>Marks dont listen to youtube wrestling podcasts nor do they know who "Bryan Alvarez" is
what does that have to do with anything?
I'm just trying to say that cena being rich probably doesn't mean he doesn't think about the business that's been his life for a good decade
>>1316552
>youtube comments suddenly matter when they're in favor of muh favorite
Fuck both of those ratings killer Jannetties.
>>1316558
If he's thinking about the business, he's thinking about what his character is doing, not who Tyler Breeze is losing to on Superstars.
>>1316505
That's actually a fair point. If Bray won the match over the 48 year old part timer, he would have been a true top heel and a frightening monster. Instead, he's a fat kid with delusions of relevancy whose only wins are over Ryback and the ECW Retirement Home.
Though the brawls between the Wyatts and the Dudley Friends were pretty fun to watch.
>>1316560
Everyone on the roster is a ratings killer, there hasn't been a draw in wrestling since Cena
>>1316565
Daniel Bryan
so hypothetical. something happens and John Cena gets released from wwe. but he doesn't want to quit Wrestling. Would John Cena have a good career in NJPW?
>>1316569
yes, why would he not?
>>1316567
His retirement speech lost 550k viewers kek
>>1316577
>everyone stopped watching once Bryan officially stopped wrestling
>>1316569
>IT'S JUAN CENA, WHAT'S HE DOING IN THE TEMPLE
>>1316463
Sandow yelling RISE ABOVE THIS had me in stitches
>>1316579
Guess they didn't care about him enough to see what he had to say
If Cena announces he's retiring he's not losing 550k viewers
>post-ppv generals
I will miss this level of activity, friends
>>1316586
It was almost starting to feel like old /asp/ with actual discussion.
shame we'll be going back to shouting 18+ at eachother and accusing each other of being manlets
>>1316569
they should bring him in just to get demolished by tanahashi and then fired
Owens' in-ring banter isn't even that good. I just want him to shut the fuck up most of the time.
>reigns kicks out of something
>WHAT AN AMAZING MATCH
what did they mean by this?
>le zayn and Owens hate each other
I want to his meme to end. It's getting pathetic now. No one ever cared about their indie feud.
>>1316740
No one cares about them in general
>>1315644
He's going to fuck is legs again
My fave porn star is lily thai
That new Rollins logo is fucking dope. Why did they give him that other gay shit before?
>>1315982
>Dean involved
>Interesting
Is anyone really this worked? ll his matches are boring as fuck.
>>1316838
Good. The sooner he's back on the shelf, the better.
>>1315727
you idiot, that is what his fans want to hear. Its his ¨thing¨
>Skipped few seconds after Semen Stains retaining
>The A+ Man standing tall with the title
I fucking hate myself right now for skipping
Keep crying Brucie
https://www.wwe.com/article/adam-rose-released
Rose officially released
>>1316923
it's the fucking same as the last one but with a circle and two lines overlaid
