>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Tores. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
Don't forget cuck
Autistic spam across multiple threads doesn't get you any closer to being a regular human being
KEK OF PERSONALITY
>>1307967
Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?
>>1307861
reminder
>>1308007
When is the next comic coming out this is hilarious.
>>1308007
>implying a weak vegan would go into an establishment that specialises in chicken
>>1308014
i think comic guy got banned, or went away :^(
>>1308014
> hilarious
Are you 8 years old?
>>1308032
Hey Phil!
there's internet in jail?
>>1307861
Emo fighter? Not a chance.
>>1307861
I guess it's time to filter this shit, I thought you would stop eventually but holy fuck your autism is something else
>>1308040
> the comics are hilarious
>>1308050
triggered cuck boi
>>1308053
> the comics are hilarious
i find them funny too
>>1307861
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
>>1308050
Errrr, just don't come on the thread you ridiculous retard
>>1308072
Pure cringe
Also...
Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?
>>1308050
If you were using your gay filters then how did you see this thread?
Also if you don't like a thread why don't you simply ignore it instead of whining like a child?
>>1308084
Hi Phil!
>>1308050
kys cookie munching pussy
>>1308086
>>1307861
>yfw punk retires from the UFC in 6 years with a 0-0-0 record
>yfw punk becomes the ONLY (1) undefeated fighter in UFC history
truly the goat of all time
>>1308084
>samefag
Nope
Also child, you failed to answer the simple question.
>>1308076
>calls out cringe
>posts the same copypasta response to any post that isn't shit posting phil
>>1307863
I SHIP IT
>>1308097
It's not that bad in my opinion
>>1308072
>Wrestlemania main events: 0 (zero)
>>1307861
It is legit IMPOSSIBLE to look at that pic and not burst into laughter. An emo fighter? Hilarious!
>>1307863
kek, that filename
Emo brats do not fight, they whine.
>>1309568
This
