This week episode was freaking awesome and the general died out. Shame on you /asp/
On lucha news:
>Lucha Libre World Cup 2016 will begin this June 3 and end on June 5.
>Only 9 episodes left on S2
>Daga defeated Argenis, Kobra Moon, and Mascarita Sagrada in a Jobber 4-Way Battle Opener.
You couldn't obligate me to care about any of these guys. I'm only now starting to warm-up to Killshot since he was a jobber all throughout Season 1. I'm guessing Daga is gonna be /wooo/'s new undercard flavor of the month.
>Killshot killed Marty "The Permajobber" Moth
Why do people like Marty the Moth? He's just so...terribad at literally everything its like he's trying so hard to be like other stars who had to sell the crazy gimmick like Mankind or Samuel Shaw. He's literally "Tripfag" the gimmick.
>Chavo Guerrero winning Gift of the Gods
I'd have been livid if Chavo won this match without Cage's help that means Cage gets to put Chavo in the kayfabe hospital and become the real Gift of the Gods Champion.
Matanza you fucking hellspawn watch out based Cage is gonna destroy you.
Brian "MANLET DESTRUCTION" Cage is the best
>>1305339
> he doesn't like Mascarita Sagrada
>>1305345
>Midget Wrestlers
I had my fill of that w/ El Torito thanks. I want Famous B to turn heel already and be the modern day "Slick"
>>1305339
>Mentions /wooo/
>doesn't like Mascarita Sagrada
>doesn't like Marty
>no criticism just whining
Maybe you should go back to /wooo/ with this nice blog of yours.
>>1305426
>Liking wrestlers with /r9k/ gimmicks and midgets
No
This is the fucking Cage show and Cage will be the man to kill Matanza just you fucking watch fag
>>1305453
>implying /r9k/ could manage to get near a women
>>1305530
Marty the Moth, Samuel Shaw and Dalton Castle should all form a Trios Team
>>1305339
>post yfw matanza dismantles the machine
>>1305357
my sides were in orbit when the phone number appeared on the screen as he said it
>>1305339
>doesn't like undercard guys who put on solid matches
>doesn't like the wacky as fuck B-Movie Batman villain Marty the Moth
Marty's a fucking solid wrestler and brings a different look/style to LU. His match with Killshot was the shit.
>>1306132
>yfw muertes comes back from the dead to finally beat matanza
I don't read spoilers so I hope this happens
>El Jefe's banter at the start of the show
He's such an amazing character. Perfect blend of humour, charisma, sleeziness and mystery.
>>1306198
Cueto is the authority figure done right.
>>1306196
the next step is probably giving the wrestlers the ability to fuse into an entirely new wrestler, a la dragonball z
>quiero mierda
whats him mean by this?
>>1306198
>Sinestro comes down to the ring to place his medallion into the belt
>Dario: 2spooky
Actually, with the extra hood and robe on I thought it was Guerrero in disguise.
>>1305266
>meme underground
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
back to /woo/ kids
>>1308173
>this level of asspain
not even mad tbhfam I just feel bad for you
>>1308173
Sounds like you need to go watch some wrestling from Connecticut.
>those Pentagon Jr. Jrs
Aww, sah cute.
>>1305357
Famous B already is a heel >marky.
who is the Reigns of LU lads?
>>1310378
Mantanza cueto
>>1310446
matanza is better on the mic though
el bumpo
>>1305339
>not liking Marty
kys, that match was brutal, killshot is one stiff mofo
>>1306198
Yea he was great during that scene
>Sexy, sexy, sexy
>>1308173
>not watching a show made to be a wrestling fans wet dream that's literally bleeding money for the fans
ur missing out famalan
>>1310378
If Matanza is brock I'd say Puma is Reigns
Fucking Wednesday can't come quick enough lads.
Who will we see in the Temple first?
>El Chico Grande
or
>Hijo Del Hijo Del Fontanero
>>1318753
Ryback should either go to LU or NJPW
I'm naming my son Pentagon in honor of that glorious bastard, will he get bullied a lot?
>>1321695
Ryback should go get fucked
Based Cody to NJPW desu senpai
NOT LONG NOW GENTS
NORMALLY I POST CATRINA BUT HERE'S SOME SANTOS
>>1323736
>toweling off while cage goes to drink a protein shake
>>1322738
Ryback isn't that bad, just put a mask on him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5h5l6gEXhs
>This week on the newest episode of "Lucha Underground," the Gift of the Gods Championship is defended while Joey Ryan and Cortez Castro's cover gets blown! The Trios Championship is not over yet when Prince Puma, El Dragon Azteca Jr. and Rey Mysterio head into the ring for another match to defend their titles. Can they succeed? Tune in Wednesday, May 25th at 8:00pm ET/PT on El Rey Network to find out. Don't miss new one-hour episodes of the lucha libre wrestling series from Emmy Award®-winning producer Mark Burnett Wednesdays at 8:00PM ET/PT.
>>1324213
Could be a legit monster heel in LU.
>tfw pentagon is almost ready
Strong star
>>1325904
Sucks for Cortez, but hopefully Joey Ryan can get off my TV now.
>The Machine vs Matanza Next Week
get ready boys
Anyone else catch that thong peek by Taya?
That trios match was fucking amazing
Based Mundo
>>1327004
Muh dick got hard be just the glimpse, the teeth are a boner killer tho
>>1327004
I try to fap to her whenever she appears. I hate the teeth but honestly I'd wouldn't care if i got to bury my face between her ass cheeks
>>1326922
Joey Ryan is GOAT tho
>>1327222
Man, that term is way overused.
>>1327004
Man i wish taya did porn desu
>>1327004
Wait wait, where? During her promo? Please man I gotta see this. Also, anyone got the shot of Melissa putting her finger to her mouth just as Taya walked out? I need it guys.
Yeah, Taya is hot af when her face isn't visible. Those teeth sure are something else. I wish someone would drop a well-lit video of her getting fucked.
>that first match
famous b and joey ryan on the same screen is too much kekage to handle
>taya's body
>cuerno has muertes' corpse
STOP IT
Currently watching. Chavo and Cage are out. Cuerno is still based as fuck. Trips has gotta be waiting for him to run his contract down so he can sign him surely.
>>1328060
Her promo was Darewolf tier but her bod makes up for it
>>1326954
spoiler: aerial photo of boyle heights after matanza and cage get done with each other
Let's settle an important debate:
Who has the coolest headdress in the Temple?
>>1327755
During the trios championship match. Mundo got rocked and Taya was checking on him out side the ring. She bent over and basically the top part of her thong peeked out.
>>1328084
Nice. Do you got the one with her finger on her lip? That's the best one
>>1328394
Pic?
>>1328272
king cuerno, puma looks like a furry and dragon azteca looks like he belongs on a cereal box.
fenix's laker mask is my favorite i've seen on the show, pentagon's blood one from season 2 premiere is great as well.
>>1328272
Drago.
>>1328272
Cuerno is based as fuck on all counts. Even his gimmick western cowboy shirt that matches his tights is amazing.
Cisco vs Castro and Joey in a prison break match when?
has anyone tried calling Famous B number yet?
>>1329932
I forget what was the number again?
>falls count anywhere match
>normal match until they fight all the way to the streets of LA
>once outside it changes to the cinematic vignette style.
>>1329932
I did a few months back. You get a voicemail asking you to leave a message about why you want to be famous.
>>1329943
Would the crowd follow them out? The Temple doesn't exactly has a screen for everyone to follow the action.
![Lucha.Underground.S02E18.PDTV.x264-NWCHD.mp4_snapshot_38.04_[2016.05.27_03.31.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OQuWKAr.jpg "Lucha.Underground.S02E18.PDTV.x264-NWCHD.mp4_snapshot_38.04_[2016.05.27_03.31.49].jpg")
>>1328671
>>1329953
Given the way LU does things, its quite possible they did a normal finish for the crowd and taped the outside segment separately.
>>1330036
hot. Aesthetically speaking it would make sense for her to wear it like that too if she didn't want to risk the edges peeking out where the curve of her ass is seen.
Who is your boy in Lucha Underground lads? The OSW review meaning of boy.
>>1330456
Moth.
I would've said Killshot but now he's kinda becoming a kayfabe under-appreciated rising star – almost a worked version of a boy – so his status as a boy is in jeopardy.
>>1330456
El Mariachi Loco & Famous B
>>1329938
I believe it was
FIVEFIVEFIVEGETFAME
>>1329951
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
Listening to an interview with Robert Rodriguez on Tim Ferriss' podcast. Guy has a pretty interesting mind. Sounds like a cool dude to chill with too.
>>1329951
I heard some people actually got a response back.
>>1328494
this dude appears in all the episodes , looks like some aztec indian kek
>>1332068
My lord and savior. Thank you.
Face Cage is the best change. This season
fences Face the changes better. this season
>>1334838
I'M NOT A FACE, I'M A
>>1335528
OVER RATED LUCHADOR
The build up of Pentagon is pretty good, he will defeat Matanza right?
>>1335656
>a overrated
State of your fucking grammar.
>>1337281
Nah, it's gonna be King Cuerno wearing his Mil Muertes fursuit
>>1322274
Just teach him to have Cero Miedo motherfucker
So, will Cage finally win the gold this week or will Chavo interfere?
>>1337548
Chavo interferes, Cage get rematch and loses. Dragon Azteca Jr. will defeat Matanza in the end to avenge Dragon Azteca Sr. and drive Dario out of the temple again...till next season.
>>1337380
I'm okay with that
>>1306196
I am so gutted that some faggot on Youtube wrote the spoilers in the comments of a video.
>>1327222
I agree, he did an arm drag but with his cock.
i know AAA stuff is going down this weekend so they should logically film season 3 conclusion 11/12 and 25/26 right?
is there anybody else that knows of people tied to LU that'd have commitments elsewhere?
>>1345218
Well they are letting a lot of guys take bookings from a lot of promotions, Ricochet is still on Japan, but they can probably finish the season without Prince Puma
El Bumpo
Anybody else just see Rey Mysterio on Highly Questionable?
>MUUUHHH NUTS
More Taya pics and webem
>mfw that Terminator clap
Matanza vs Cage was fucking DOPE
Cagefags B T F O
AVE MATANZA
Matanza needs a better fucking finisher. I thought it was gay as fuck when he did it at Aztec Warfare and it's still gay as fuck. Fucking awesome match ruined by a shit finisher
I was hoping Pentagon would come in and cost cage the match. When will daddy return?
When will Lunatic Lynn debut?
>>1348910
it's a better build that matanza gets that clean win over Cage, first one to do it too.
Pentagon's power-up should not shown with a sneak attack on a damaged Matanza, he should face him fully powered
the hottest
>even the refs have a "meet the" special
I love this show
>>1349299
MUH DIK
U
H
D
I
K
>>1349299
>There are people who don't like her
I'll never understand this
>>1349731
We call them homosexuals, Anon, and their neurological pathways are wired differently compared to ours, so that they can only lust after male bodies.
>that triple kick spot on Jack in the corner
>that superplex onto everyone
PUMA HEEL TURN SOON GET HYPE
They should at least paint Matanza's wraps a bit to make look like he just killed someone back stage
>>1350077
Anyone else a little disappointed with him?
He looked like a fucking monster at Aztec Warfare, then killed Pentagon effortlessly, then dropped down to only slightly above Muertes-tier, and last night went the distance with Cage in a super-even bout.
I get that they can't just have him squash everyone, but that period of just straight scalping people with no effort ended a little quickly.
It may also just be that I was disappointed by Graver Consequences, as well, tbqh.
Cage is seriously the most well-rounded wrestler in the world right now.
>>1350083
That is laughably over the top.
>>1350083
He has the best signature crowd chant with that Terminator clap
Fucking Cage. I can't believe the madness I see this man do.
>>1350080
Well I don't mind it so much when his last couple of matches were with men who are known to go the distance like Mil and Cage. Dudes are huge, and should take huge amounts of punishment to win.
THAT FUCKING GERMAN SUPLEX EXCHANGE
![Cj9WecYWEAAs-LK[1].jpg_large.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LzFuwd4.jpg "Cj9WecYWEAAs-LK[1].jpg_large.jpg")
HAPPENING
>>1348791
>Be Melissa Santos
>Watch your man toss grown men around like its nothing
Her chair must be soaked, lads.
is this the best stable in wrestling history?
>>1350069
>heel puma
>Cobra moon acting yandere
>Puma/Rey setup
>Cage and Mantanza killing each other
Can't wait for next Wednesday.
>>1350211
I am in awe every time Jack survives a match.
He's like a skeleton with a thin layer of muscle.
>>1350069
The look ob Johnny's face sold me on it. He was too stunned to do anything, like he couldn't believe Puma just took it there.
Fucking Cage holy shit what amatch
TELL ME ABOUT MATANZA
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>>1350203
More please
>ywn fuck Taya as Mundo watches while PJ and Jack talk shit at him
>>1350139
>friends are too poor to come with me and I am to much of a pussy to go alone.
FML
>>1350946
you wanna go ?
i have an extra ticket, i'm about 1.5 hour drive away but don't miss out just by being a scared to go alone.
So King Cuerno appears to be back on board for season 3.
>>1350958
I'll go with you anon. It's a 6 hour drive but idgaf
>>1350958
How does someone get an extra ticket?
Who do you know?
I thought they ask you for the names of everyone you're taking
>>1351011
what do you mean? did you reserve them in time? cuz you can't just show up and get in.
>>1351041
just reserve for 4 and they're pretty lenient about letting you change your party before then. We had planned for 8 before but people already bailing so I offered it. I wish i knew somebody, I heard rumblings about people getting heads up e-mails like a half hour before they announce for tapings on twitter.
>>1351049
What if you give names and then someone bails?
Can you ask them to swap them out?
>>1351063
let's just say i've changed party ahead of time and then that new person bailed day-of the taping and they didn't give me shit about it.
>>1351049
>did you reserve them in time?
I send the email asking for 3 reservations, now i must cancelled 2. Hopefully they will give me 1 ticket at least.
>>1351084
yeah i'm sure you'll be fine, same thing with me except i offered the bailed one on here.
as long as you're not in the standing section you'll be fine, they'd tell your right away if you got in that spot.
>tfw you will never attend a live taping
>>1350905
>>1350211
Team nutshots and nunchucks
>>1350211
best heel stable right now, they manage to be enjoyable to watch and on the same time manage to get real heat
>>1351223
Geezus those legs. Ffffffff
>>1350211
Slap Nuts t shirt when?
>>1351186
iktf anon, living in Australia as a wrasslin fan is suffering
>>1351438
I went to WWE in Sydney a few years ago, fuck it was expensive.
>>1351488
They're not even coming up to qld this year, they're going to fucking Adelaide of all places but not Brisbane
>>1351534
Probably 'cause Brisbane fucking sucks
>>1351551
I agree, but it's better than fucking Adelaide
It's also a better place for such an event
>>1351554
Adelaide is at least a guaranteed sellout crowd because it's got nothing else going on and it's in the middle of fucking nowhere
>>1351561
Fuck you're right. Fucking Adelaide.
Favorite 5 matches so far this season, lads?
>5.Mil vs Puma vs Pentagon
>4.Mil vs Matanza I
>3.Sexy Star vs Mariposa
>2.Cage vs Matanza
>1.Mil vs Fenix
>>1352494
Not in order
>Puma vs Pentagon
>Fenix vs Cuerno ladder match
>Fenix vs Mil Muertes
>Evans/Mundo/Darewolf vs Rey/Puma/Azteca
>Cage vs Matanza
>>1352494
1. Puma/Azteca/Rey vs Cage/Mundo/Taya
2. Mil vs Fenix
3. THEYCALLHIM vs Matanza
4. Aztec Warfare
5. Puma/Azteca/Rey vs Ivelisse/Son of Havoc vs PJ/Fenis/Evans vs Joey Ryan and the Crew
>>1352494
aztec warfare
kobra moon's mask makes her look like she has a mustache
>>1350090
they stole that one from kenny omega
>>1353076
She is so small than I'm starting to know why jeb married that gnome wife, little latina girls are hot as fuck
So who is excited for the Lucha libre World Cup?
