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ITT: Wrestlers that deserved Daniel Bryan's push more than
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ITT: Wrestlers that deserved Daniel Bryan's push more than that literal vanilla midget

I'll start
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the ryback
fandango
Jimger Mahal
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Woi Barra should have held the WHC at least once
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Curtis axel
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Ryback
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>>1299542
Ryder is dating the best wwe waifu and the fans love him whenever he's on screen, he's doing ok.
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>>1299542

Bryan's push was only by popular demand of the fans cos they nearly fucking rioted when Batista stole the rumble. They didn't pipe in the 'you deserve it' chants.
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>>1299542
Tyler Reks, Carlito
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>>1299542
Ryback
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>>1299565
This. What was Cena thinking when he buried the Nexus.
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>>1299542
Not much of a start for the thread
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> anti-smarks this rectally-ravaged by The GOAT

How does he do it lads?

>>1303150
Cena was protecting his spot, doy.
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>>1303268
>Genuine
>Legit
>Appreciative of all support
>Brave
>6'3"
>ZACKED
>Alpha broski
>Has earned everything he's gotten
>Got himself over without any help
>Cares only about WWE and its fans
>Fights through the low times for the highs
>Electrifies the audience after being off TV for a year
>Is paid millions a year just to not shoot on WWE
>Eats five pounds of meat daily
>WOO WOO WOO
>Can outdrink Mojo Rawley any weekend
>Muscles rivaled only by his own father
>Fucks any woman on the roster for fun
>Trashes ex-gf hoeski with a hit single earning him millions more
>Has the undisputed best looking missile dropkick
>Emma gets wet seeing his toy collection
>Undefeated against cancer
>Physique that makes Kevin Owens cry to sleep every night
>Made broskis popular six months before Jersey Shore ever aired
>Parties every night
>Drinks beer and gets a girl he likes
>Audience is drawn to him everytime he speaks
>Is a literal phenomenon, biggest since Stone Cold
>First and longest reigning Internet Champion
>His ZR merch is constantly sold out
>New wrestlers take inspiration from him
>No wrestler has ever hated him
>Dwayne "The Cuck" Johnson cried because of Zack chants
>Schedule is wrestle, exercise, party, fuck
>Spent his "indie" years in WWE
>Wrote the book on how to use social media
>Connects with sincerity
>Has his back shaved by the GOAT Chris Jericho
>Kevin Owens jerks off thinking about Zack banging Emma
>Theme song is loved all over the world
>Broski Boot is wholly original and gets chants every time
>Rough Ryder is the most protected finisher in history (look it up)
>Appeals to both marks and smarks- literally cannot lose
>Got over as Edgehead and won Tag Title
>Got over as the Broski and won US Title
>Fought through burial
>Fought through burial's burial
>Still over
>Won IC Title at the largest Wrestlemania ever
>Elbro Drop is the best elbow drop since the Macho Man
>All this and is still younger than the TNA and NJPW has-beens being brought in
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>>1303349
(You)
Thanks m8 for nasty pasta
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>>1299542
>Can't talk
>Below average ring skills
>Silly gimmick
He's lucky he has a job.
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>>1302820
He's not dating Sasha
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>>1299542
cut arguably the most cucked promo after wrestlemania where he said if he retired tomorrow he'd be happy.. so fucking retire then?
it was sad watching this guy 4 years after he was relevant with the same gimmick the same moves and the same stupid chant, he's another one of those marks happy enough to get a pity pop once a year, never bother to reinvent himself and still complain about the "brass ring"
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>>1303547
> Zack fucking Ryder
> not entitled to complain about "The Brass Ring" being BULLSHIT

Actually end your worthless existence.
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>>1303547
Zack could reinvent wrestling as we know it and WWE would still bury his sorry ass.

Ryder gimmick was over and could be to this day if WWE didnt had a hate boner for him.
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>>1303565
The ryder gimmick IS over. That why this is so infuriating. He's super over, he's a competent wrestler and can talk - he got over because of a show of him talking for gods sake.

Thats why this is so painful. He's got to improve, but that only comes with time. Instead he gets nothing.
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>>1303620
it's been 4 years that's more than enough time in fact I'm 100% confident if they hadn't buried him 4 years ago people would have got sick of him naturally and he would have been released by now
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>>1303622
> h-he's not REALLY over g-g-guys

Fucking Stamford cucks.

If an unlikable twat like SHEAMUS could still get mark cheers prior to his turn Zack would've stayed over.

Could've easily been on the Ryder/Santino/Truth level while selling main event merch.

But nah, that's not what Vince "Genius Businessman" McMahon wanted, so we couldn't have that.
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>>1299542
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>>1303622
Nah he would still be over or at least in a better position on the card.

Also im sure Ryder would reinvent himself if that were to happen or WWE cared to give him what he deserves.
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