>It's Fall 2011
>Vince calls you to his office
>"All of our attempts to make a new star have failed"
>"Sheamus couldn't get over"
>"The Summer of Punk was a ratings flop"
>"Del Rio's push is failing"
>"Sin Cara can't move without falling over"
>"I'm left with no choice, I will go for broke"
>"I will force someone down the fans throat with a 434 day title reign"
>"I'm just not sure who to give it to. Who would you pick, anon?"
Who do you pick, /asp/?
BMJ
M
J
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>>1293866
Big Show. I want this company dead
Ambrose
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Jack Swagger
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Santino
>>1293866
Unironically SashA+. It would garner much attention
>>1293866
That Leakee guy down in fcw seems like he could get over.
I'd obviously give it to myse- I mean, Triple H
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Kevin Owens
You give it to the little troll looking kid with the beard and you have him work safe since everyone loves him and doesn't care if he's smaller. Keep him away from that goofy ginger cumgargler Sheamus and when he does go over 15 minutes it's with another technical expert and not some goon with the preferred company physique
Or just hire aj styles and let him run with it like you shouldve done years ago
>>1293866
create a 4 horseman type of stable and use hook and crook method to hold onto title.......aj styles
>>1293866
Del Rio unironically
>>1293866
Tyler Breeze and make sure the selfies get auto-posted to his twitter live during matches. The kids they love the social media damnit.
Zack Ryder he's in with the crowd and will boost ratings.
Hire New Jack and push him to the moon.
Kane, fuck pg wrestling .
>>1293866
BMJ is a safe bet.
>>1294049
Sounds crazy but couldve worked. Have him legit kill a man in a bounty hunt and use those as his intro vignettes. Pay whatever it costs to have natural born killer play during his matches and make sure he flies.
#Ultraheel
Well you want someone who's really tall, so they stand out even if they don't have weird steroid muscle. You also want someone who's comfortable on the mic - with our scripted stuff, with their own stuff, with whatever they need to do. We have a three hour show and the top guy needs to be a great promo.
This leaves Wade Barrett and Damien Sandow.
Oh.
John Cena
Jericho returns
You bring back this man, one of the most naturally charismatic wrestlers of all time, and give him a main event push.
I put on a GOOD product built around CM Punk
>>1294087
> New Jack
> heel
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Christian
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>IM GOING TO INJECT A LETHAL DOSE
>OF POISON!
>IF ANYBODYS GONNA KILL MY CREATION
>ITS GOING TO BE ME
>ME
>and
>the n
>W
>o
>>1293894
yeah, WWE would look retarded putting a belt on a highschooler
>>1294860
idk, there's some teenage luchas out there who are pretty based
>>1293870
this
Zack Ryder. I'd give it to a guy who actually got over.
>>1293866
Ideally a Heel, so you can drop it to a Face and make two stars.
I'd like Rusev, honestly. The nationalist angle can draw a lot of mainstream attention.
