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Wrestling Moves Described Poorly
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ITT we write poor descriptions of wrestling moves for others to guess. I'll start with a gimme.

>Kick opponent and wrap arm around head before landing on your ass.
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>jumping right before punching opponent
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>a basic rugby tackle
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>>1289608
Superman Punch bbygrl
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>run like a jackass around the ring then fall on the bitch
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>>1289616
Warrior Splash?
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Wrap your arms around the opponent's head and slightly turn their face
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>trip over your opponent
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>>1289606
sasha banks' moveset
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Makes your opponent ugly
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>>1289652
>Anonymous 05/13/16(Fri)20:45:34 No.1289641▶
>Wrap your arms around the opponent's head and slightly turn their face
Jesus Christ it looks like he literally fucking killed him with that
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>>1289657
Christian's Unprettier?
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>>1289641
swinging neck breaker? or crossface chicken wing?

>>1289639
DDT

>>1289610
Spear/Gore?
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>rock bottom yourself
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>>1289660
God that's a stupid name next to the killswitch
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>puts opponents head in groin, lifts opponents arms and jumps
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Wave at your opponent, run and fall to the ground next to them
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>modified blue thunder bomb
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>>1289692
Michinoku Driver
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>>1289684
People's Elbow?

>>1289667
I feel like I should know this, but I'm coming up blank. I can see the move but can't name it or put it to a wrestler.
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>>1289697
The end of days
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>>1289667
>>1289697
End of Days

the Rock Bottom yourself my man joke has been beaten to death since he debuted the move
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>>1289700
That's right, I heard that before but for some reason it wasn't clicking. That and I had Crossroads/Queen's Arrow move stuck in my head thinking it was that for some reason, or the Zig Zag.
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>>1289694
yup
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>>1289684
Oh, nevermind, I said Rock Bottom, just saw it in my head its the Five Knuckle Shuffle
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>>1289710
People's Elbow, not Rock Bottom.

>Face looks like it smelled shit, pull metallic object from underwear and punch opponent before stuffing back in.
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>>1289616
The Worm?
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>flippy shit from the top rope
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>>1289714
power of the punch
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>>1289731
Indeed, you two pence tart

>>1289730
450 splash or Shooting Star Press?

>punch opponent, signal for traveling/false start, grab crotch and hump the air, then hit opponent in head with elbow
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>step on a guy with both feet
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>>1289639
Headlock Driver
>>1289641
Front Headlock or Sleeper Hold
>>1289652
Boma-Ye / Kinshasa
>>1289681
Pedigree
>>1289730
Red Arrow
>>1289820
Coup de Grace
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>>1289652
oh i didn't realize this was a game i just read the subject line
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>>1289785
Dusty's Bionic Elboe
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>>1289863
I was actually thinking of somebody else when I wrote this one but that works. Make two other wrestlers who do something similar and one is a current WWE main roster wrestler who does it.
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break people's neck
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>>1289886
Piledriver
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>>1289876
Is another Road Dogg?
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>>1289889
Yes. Only one more, although I don't he's done it for a while.

>Feel yourself up and kick guy in the nuts.
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>>1289909
I've seen Bubba Ray do it but it was right after Dusty died so I assumed it was a tribute...?
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>>1289909
Shattered Dreams?
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>adjust your opponent's spine
>especially in the lower back
>thanks man I feel way better
>smack the mat in appreciation
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>>1289918
That's the one I was going for. I could swear he used to do it back in his last run with the company before they went to TNA.

>>1289923
Correct.

>>1289930
Boston Crab, Sharpshooter, Texas Cloverleaf, Liontamer Walls of Jericho.

>slice hardened coal
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>jump from rope
>fall on your neck
>become paraplegic
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>tap opponent on shoulder
>3 count
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>>1290052
Shooting star press
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>>1290052
Brock Lesnar's SSP

>>1290053
Santino's Cobra
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>Hold your opponent's hand in matrimony
>Climb rope
>Chop opponent's head
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>>1289886
Styles Clash
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>>1290076
Undertaker Old School
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>>1289886
Samoa Joe Muscle Buster
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>>1290112
Correct

1 more.
>Hoist opponent up on sholders
>Fall on your arse
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>>1290116
He breaks people's backs
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>>1290128
KINNIKU BUSTAH!!!
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>>1290128
Big E's Big Ending?

>Hug and pick up opponent, drop across the top rope.
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get on top of turnbuckle

lolwhat

flippyshitftw
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>>1290138
Good job. You got it.
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>Put on a well known hold
>Get in a rest position
>It's supposed to hurt more
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>>1289616
Five-Knuckle Shuffle?
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>>1290163
KO getting a breather in between breathers?
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>>1289606

>Do a Hurricanrana from the top rope while not being a mexican midget
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>>1290302
based
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>>1290128
Batista bomb
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Fall to death
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> Dive off top rop
> Drive face into person's body
> Instead of full weight of torso which is so much safer
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>>1289951

Diamond Cutter.
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Hoist a person with a tummy ache around their waist upside down to let them burp out their gas, and then drop them on their head. They're paralyzed from the neck down but that just relaxes the muscles and lets them fart out the gas that was causing their tummy ache.
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>give someone a piggyback ride while holding their hands
>on a island
>in a body of saline water
>during a storm
>then you fall down
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you pick your opponent up then drop him
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Counter suplex into half nelson into skullcrushing hold into frontal bulldog slam
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>Put a sock on your dick

>take if off and then put it on your hand

>Brush your opponents lower bicuspids and canine teeth with said sock
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>standing split with your legs
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>>1290503
mr socko, mandible claw
>better than a regular kick

>Everybody does it
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>>1289616
The People's Elbow?
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>>1290632
I hate that it's meant to be a side kick but since literally nobody but Shawn has the flexibility to perform one, they do a limp mule kick instead.
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>Stand perfectly still while a tiny mexican flips around on you, then do a front flip
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>>1290632
kicking people in the face is such a simple but beautiful finisher. It's a shame only HBK does it correctly
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Just hoping that I'm not banned because todposting
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>>1290693
Sheamus?
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>>1290693
>>1290653
It's really hard to do it correctly lifting your leg that high and shit
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>>1290770
best match EVER
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>>1290761
it's alright, at least he can get his leg up there some times
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>>1289886
Vertebreaker / Cop Killa
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>>1289692
>>1289694
maggle is that you?
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>>1290786
I mean there's no shortage of others.

Adam Cole has some pretty mean superkicks.
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>>1290817
I agree, superkicks are really common and some people do them amazingly but most suck and can't even reach the head
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>>1290490
That Byron Saxton thing?
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>>1290490
>>1290490
Skull Crushing Finale?
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>>1290357
The diving headbutt
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>>1290490
The JUST
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>basic move
>finisher
>anyone can do
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Easy Mode:
>off the top rope
>Brock botches it
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>>1291611
ko punch
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>>1291617
SSP
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>>1290163
Figure four leg lock?
>>1291611
DDT?
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>>1291625
CORRECT!
*gives anon a cookie*
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>>1291635
nope
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>>1291637
Pls be ironic
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>put the oponent on yours shoulders
>drop him on the ground
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>>1291651
samoan drop
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>>1291652
yeap
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>grasp your oponent's neck
>lift him up
>slams him to the mat
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>do the 'yes' fist pump but with an opponent and then walk away
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>>1291668
Choke Slam
R.I.P.

>>1291673
Can't remember what its called. Falling Press Slam or Military Press into a forward slam.

>Look stunned and confused and try to fight off opponent. Flop on ground like fish.
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>Pick your opponent up so your face is in their crotch
>Stand there like that until it's awkward for everyone
>fall down
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>>1290302
Scott Steiner's Frankensteiner.
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>>1291719
>>Pick your opponent up so your face is in their crotch

Power Bomb
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A sideways grazing dropkick
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>>1289667
Flatliner
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> Dive from the top rope
> Get multiple concussions
> Kill yourself after murdering your whole family
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