How did he get so fat?
Being a fat manlet is better than being just a manlet
The passage of time over the decade since this photo was taken probably has something to do with it.
>>1284994
This
>>1284976
Kevin straight up doesn't work out ever anymore, only exercise he does is wrestling
It's his gimmick, dipshit
>>1285018
You too
He's Canadian, so probably cheeseburgers and poutine
>>1285310
Why would you order poutine from a pizza chain?
>>1285310
>eating poutine
Wow i sure am suprised that you are fat
>>1285334
Pizza, wings, and poutine? How fat are you?
>>1285342
Sure you are
He got married to a qt that probably cooks well too.
>>1285342
>tier 1 athlete
>eating pizza, hot wings and poutine
lmao
>>1285342
Lol Carleton's finest
>>1285353
>modern women
>cooking
>>1285407
Maybe if you're a fucking linebacker, you fat nerd.
He's stressed as fuck, like all dads that have 5-10 years old children.
>>1285443
Because they're all on roids.
>>1285492
I've been lifting for a year and a half. They're all on roids. Maybe not adam, but everyone else you listed 100% is on roids.
>>1285527
Yes they have. While cycling on and off roids.
>>1285443
Titus has a pretty obvious HGH belly and Reigns has no fucking chest whatsoever.
>>1285310
You aren't , you never posted proofs.
As long as we know you are 5'6
>>1284976
He said in CZW he was paid in food and delicious cookies and he started drooling so that probably help start it.
>>1285342
>not a highly educated university
Damn it Carter, you had one job.
>>1284976
He consumes more calories than he uses
>>1285608
Table for 3 with Ambrose and the other one they were talking about CZW dean looked like he missed it.
>>1285583
nope
>>1284976
> Being fat as fuck
> Only exercise while wrestling
> Still have more stamina than Roman
> kek
>>1285633
>Football
>Prestigious
Stupid American
>>1284976
marriage and kids. someday you'll understand.
well, maybe you won't. but you get the idea.
>>1286070
Virgins will call you old now.
>>1285419
Triple H has 3 children, just main-evented Wrestlemania, does tons of office work, is a decade older than KO and still manages to look like Arnold in his prime.
Kevin Owens is just fat and lazy.
>>1285633
Who the fuck is carter
>>1286309
An epic meme xDD
>>1286318
But seriously who
Moron+No hobby= topic result
interesting.
>>1286931
We aren't talking about ur mum
>>1286907
Carter was a notorious tripfag from the old /asp/ days. Imagine Deanmark but worse. Imagine if Deanmark lived on /asp/ and used it to find people to skype with and use /asp/ as his livejournal. That was Carter.
>>1284976
>kevin owens hates to lose
>he won't even lose weight
based king
>>1287051
based
>>1287011
Carter sounds like an elephant shit tier faggot
>>1287051
King can be brilliant.
>>1286096
This. There's no excuse for cucKOld to be the shape he's in now. Hit the gym instead of the fast food restaurant
>>1286096
The only thing HHH does is juice
>>1286096
This
>>1286096
He also doesn't take roids. So that plays a giant part in him not looking like triple h
>>1286096
HHH has enough growth hormone in him to kill a hippo. He also had zeb colter act as a mule for the anabolics he gets from Thailand. Last time he fucked up and now he's gone.
Have yet to see him get winded so at least he is functioning fat.
>>1289633
HEADLOCK MASTER
>>1286096
Well, good point but trips is far less on the road than ko aswell, since he only wrestles like 4 times a year. However he is representing WWE and is managing NXT so it kinda balances it out. That guy is just great in managing his time. KO isnt. But I cant blame him, we all would be like him if we were in his position.
>>1286096
he looks nothing like arnold in his prime
>>1284976
Kevin Owens sucks, and I will explain it, and why people may relate to him.
We got a fat person without charisma in the ring with the biggest face perhaps the last decade in WWE. Owens looks like just a bad b-version of Tank Abbot.
I think some of IWC can relate to him, he's fat, he looks like them.
Just like IWC can relate to Daniel Bryan(but Bryan has more arsenal then Owens can dream off)
I see a pattern in this, when fat or common people without charisma from indies getting a breakthrough.
But deep down, we all know they guy sucks and has nothing to do in that ring.
the dollar menu.
>>1289629
He gets gassed walking down the ramp
>>1292534
> necrobumping a dead thread just to be this wrong
>>1292564
If I were (>>You) I would kill myself
>>1292573
"No"
>>1289900
>this retard acting like he's some wise sage
This is posted every single day. You're not blowing anyone's mind
>>1289900
Have sex.
