How will they bury him?
The Roman Empire needs more land
>>1284560
Roman
>>1284563
>>1284568
He has a match against cena in hawaii
>>1284560
My boy roman
>>1284560
>How will they bury him?
he will do it himself by being overrated and copying micheal jackson and subpar promos. Hopefully hes working on his english.
>>1284560
Starting in Hawaii.
>>1284590
But he jobs to Tanahashi when he was in NJPW, so its nothing different
>>1284560
He has a match with Cena in Hawaii. I'd say that's a pretty good start.
>>1284594
All of the casual fans don't really know who Big Match Tana is though
Too bad 2bh
>>1284560
Let him talk on the mic.
>>1284560
Vince must be literally smoking thousand dollar bills if he just brought Nakamura to the US just to be buried. From a business perspective that's just plain wasteful given how much money Nakamura could draw from international markets, and causal & smarky domestic markets.
>yfw the match between John Cena and Shinsuke is called
"Pearl Harbor strikes back!"
>>1284560
Cena or Roman.
Do you really have to ask?
>>1284560
WWE is celebrating John Cena's return to the ring with the traditional sacrifice of new talent.
>>1284615
Vince stopped worrying about financials after WCW sold themselves, then saw TNA was no threat to the company.
>>1284744
Well one these days that's going to bite him in the ass. Arrogant old fuck.
Cena will duck the Bomaye, grab Shinsuke's leg, put him in the STF and make him tap out
Cap this
can't say but I'm sure it will make absolutely no sense outside of a "johncenawinslol" context. then people on /asp/ will spam the board with pictures of a smiling johncena with a "we did it boys" post and then proceed to shitpost anyone who complains about it with proclamations of "you gonna cwy smarky?"
but secretly no one on /asp/ will enjoy watching it
>tfw he isn't buried because vince wants the japanese audience so bad
>>1284777
>one guy on /asp/ will spam the board
Fixed it for you
>>1284578
He's better on the mic than the current WWE Champ
>>1284781
My Nigga. Vince won't bury Nakamura because Vince wants to bury New Japan.
>>1284560
Is he the long lost Brother of X-Pac?
>>1284831
That's not saying much. I bet most of the fat spergs on /asp/ could cut a better promo.
>>1284755
Kek dixie show me your tits pls
>>1284560
Making him show up on WWE television instead of allowing him to be a professional wrestler.
*tip*
>>1284755
Na,dudes got like 15 years left,max
He's set up for life
He could care less how he spends his dough or what the fans want.
>>1284563
KING OF MAKE ROMAN STRONG STYLE
He will probably get fed to Roman next year or at the rumble.
Also when is the Cena match I need to be there. Regardless of the result this could be a good one.
>>1284615
He lost more with the XFL
>Man becomes 2nd highest merch seller after New Day
>Bury him for it by feeding him to John
When will Vince stop treating talent who gets themselves over like shit?
>>1284615
He's getting main roster money while on NXT it's not like he's losing much,NXT gets a heavy hitter and a smark draw and he can feed him to his wwe made stars and draw the Japan crowd.
>>1284777
>people
There's like two of them anon. But you're right, that's exactly what will happen.
Don't let the neckbeard contrarians bug you though. Just remember that shitposting images of John Cena on a Hungarian wood carving board will legitimately be the highlight of their day.
>>1285412
>gets themselves over
He was established already so he didnt do anything
>>1284781
Makes sense. He did that with Great Khali to get the indian audience.
>>1285248
im crying l0l thats perfect but holy fuck pls dont vince.
>>1285811
Great Khali was also legitimately 7 feet tall
>>1284768
That's actually a cool finish, but not for Cena. Chris JeriGOAT doing a legit Lion-Tamer though? 10/10 would mark so hard.
Can you imagine a promo for Roman vs nakamura?
"So your the king of strong style? Well I'm the king of strong balee dat"
Vince is going to give him a gimmick of a Tokyo street racer named Toyo Tah and it will be like an Asain Sparky Plugg.
>>1284563
Yeah this, they're just running through the outlaw wrestlers that they imported, starting with Styles, and there's not a thing we can do about it
>>1284563
Yep. Vince is like some kind of demented Anti-Smark that's buying up all of the IWC's darlings from other promotions and booking them to look like shit so he's always right, because god knows his ego demands that he's always right.
>>1286072
you ever wonder what it's like to be Vince McMahon? so out of touch with reality and somehow able to make your personal reality fit your own skewed perceptions?
I remember a shoot interview with Rob Van Dam, and I can't remember the lead in question but RVD said he was talking to Vince once and somewhere the subject of their conversation came to whether anyone truly cared about the ecw brand, and RVD pointed at the millions of audience members chanting the 'e-c-w' chants. and RVD asks Vince why he thought all those fans were doing that, and Vince said "because I taught them to!"
and all I want to know, is how completely mental one has to be to have that sort of mentality.
>>1285817
But Nakamura is legitimately talented
>>1284739
lold
>>1286136
That doesn't matter to Vince.
>>1286122
heyman says that since vince couldn't control the world he built his own world to live inside
>>1286335
Linda is just as delusional, remember that senate run? Only when both are not with the company, will the next generation fix this shit. The network is a great idea and is positioning the company to exist in the post-cord cutting media landscape. NXT is doing better than planned and actually making money, instead of being the intended loss leader. Neither were Vince ideas.
>>1286407
>will the next generation fix this shit
>Steph is already developing the McMahon brand of egotism
>HHH's pet project NXT is gated behind the wwe network and anyone who get promoted to the main roster gets buried with in months
I don't know man, based off the current state of things I'm inclined to vote 'no'
>>1286122
I'm reminded of that AoW episode where colt talked about his only meeting with Vince
>"I had one meeting with him and the big thing was I said, 'I'm a comedy wrestler'. I go, 'I love alternative comedy' and he goes, 'like Jackie Gleason?' And I was like, in my head, I was like, 'who the f--k is Jackie Gleason? I don't even know that. Like, I know the name, but I couldn't even tell you.' And it just goes to show you his, not his outdatedness, but just where he is in his head and his references"
>>1284605
Im ill after seeing that
>>1286418
Roman was a product of FCW/NXT, he did no indie work and is pushed like no one before.
NXT is broadcast in other countries, paywalling it in the US is bad for the consumer, but great for business. Got to bleed those smarks from their shekels.
Whoever signed Nakamura deserves praise. He is already the number one merch seller according to a few sources. I seriously doubt this was Vince's idea.
What upsets me was that WM 30 & 31 were so good, get 32 was awful. It couldn't have been just Daniel Bryan retiring that sent it all to hell.
>>1284560
When the Far East comes up against the Roman Empire.
>>1286530
>Whoever signed Nakamura deserves praise
based trips strikes again
>>1284560
Roman... God at least Cena had some charisma to him... But if Big Vinny Mac was smart he'd give him a push because dat Japanese/Asian market value. Plus how can you not love this goofy bastard?
>>1284560
Depends,how good is his english?
>>1286830
Jim Ross says "Good enough to cut a promo"
>>1286840
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA SMACKDOWN NO.1 KING OF STRONGSTYLE!!!
>>1284560
he will be an evil asian airline pilot
> i hid the prane, you will never find prane hahahaha
>>1286846
That's all he really needs, or get him a manager.
>cena does the you can't see me hand motion
>nakamura acts shocked that cena has disappeared right before his eyes
>taker does the throat slit motion
>nakamura sews it back up
>roman starts talking
>nakamura falls asleep, starts snoring
>ROH, PWG becomes popular
>suddenly indie darlings get signed
>LU becomes popular
>luchadors and ADR get signed before wall is built
>NJPW becomes popular
>bullet clubbers and actual japanese get signed
I wonder if when NXT got popular, someone had to tell Vince there was no need to poach talent because WWE owned it.
>>1286914
ADR was always gonna come back
kalisto was a rey replacement
sin cara was just always there
>>1286870
10/10 would mark for any of those
>>1286870
If they don't do this I cry.
>>1286917
>sin cara was just always there
couldn't have said it any better
sasha
Nakamura v. Wyatt confirmed
http://www.wwe.co.jp/article/2016/05/1194.html
>its another smark overrates another outlel wrestler episode and bombs on the main roster
At least with his goofy antics he'll get a bigger pop than fellow overrated smark darling ZZzzami ZZZzzayn.
>>1285817
AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT
>>1286530
> WM31
> good
I take it you only watched it once back when it happened.
>>1287342
Nakamura is legit entreteiner and he doesn't even need to speak to show his ability to put asses on seats
>>1286870
Make him a Paul Heyman guy
>>1286914
>before wall is built
>polcucks still think their memeleader will win
Can't wait to see hillary prez
>>1287672
Really? I thought the WM 31 main event may have been my favorite one ever. Also had that pretty killer ladder match, probably the best RKO out of nowhere spot and a couple other pretty good matches. It's really high up there on my list.
WM 32 sucked a huge dick though. Probably my least favorite WM in the modern era.
>>1284560
He will bury himself with his lack of promo skills and shitty English
>>1287672
Smarks like WM31 only because Seth won and they chastise WM32 because Roman won
>>1287732
Doesn't stop Roman
>>1287787
Because he's good at it
>>1287730
>I thought the WM 31 main event may have been my favorite one ever.
Was it also the ONLY main event you watched until this years?
It was a derivative rehash of Lesnar squashing Cena.
>>1287813
>complains about smarks
>then smarks the fuck out
The Lesnar/Cena squashes are some of my favorite matches ever. The booking for the match was epic. So yeah, it was pretty awesome for me. It wouldn't towards the top of most peoples' lists with WM 3, WM 15 and a couple others but for me it was among my biggest mark out moments ever.
>>1287815
Lel , roman worked everyone with the guy promo
>>1287825
Literally when did I "complain about smarks" lad.
The reason Lesnar squashing Cena worked so well is because it was unique. Rehashing it with poor man's Cena not even 1 year later was cheap and long-term it's reduced Lesnar to a match-killing spambot.
>>1287826
Well, first off, that line clearly wasn't his idea.
And secondly, he really didn't, unless you count making me groan at him being Vince's puppet is "working" me.
japs don`t need help getting burried in American wrestling
>>1287837
>It wasn't his idea
Booking 101 lad
>HERRO ROMAN REIGNS
>YOU ARE WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
>YOU ARE THE GUY KOREWA~
>I AM NAKAMURA AND I WANT A MATCH
>"Hold up my man what did you say again?"
>>1288135
>Nakamura: "Vince McMahon, it's an honour to mee-
>Vince: "TAJIRI! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
>Nakamura: "No Vince, I'm Shin-
>Vince: "JIMMY WANG YANG, SHOULDN'T YOU BE GETTING READY?
>Nakamura: "......."
>Vince: "HURRY UP FUNAKI, WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY! INDEED!"
>>1287825
18+ please
