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If WWE had a Raw in front of audience made entirely of /asp/ posters what would they chant?
I'd sell the tix and go see actual wrestling
>>1281938
WE ARE AUTISM
WE ARE AUTISM
>>1281938
PLEASE HAVE SEX
EIGHT TEEN PLUS
C M KEK
WHERES DA BIG GUY
DANIEL BRYAN
LETS GO ROMAN, ROMAN SUCKS
*inarticulate yelling*
etc
EAT OWENS, EAT
GAY FOR PAY
RAW IS INCEST
>>1281958
kek this
KING KARL ANDERSON *insert 5 claps here*
LANA'S ASSHOLE *insert 5 claps here*
idk
EAT OWENS EAT
HOT-POCK-ETS
HOT-POCK-ETS
>>1281958
this.
>>1281958
>EIGHT TEEN PLUS
I would give anything to hear this chanted
also, don't forget
>DEAN SEES THROUGH THE FACADE
SUPER DRAGON
>clap clap clapclapclap
SUPER DRAGON
>clap clap clapclapclap
A Dean Mark chant is necessary, and you know it.
PAYCHECK CITY
FLIPPY MIDGET
GAY COMMUNITY
SMELL HER FARTA
BACK TO /SP/
FUCK OFF CARTER
>>1281938
MODS ARE FAG-GOTS
>CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
MODS ARE FAG-GOTS
>CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
MODS ARE FAG-GOTS
>CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
ONE HUNDRED FIFTY
>>1281938
K, Y, S!
K, Y, S!
NAILED IT
NAILED IT
NAILED IT
Probably chants:
>Kill-Your-Self! Kill-Your-Self!
>Eighteen Plus!
>We Want Feet! We Want Feet!
>Man-let! Man-let!
>K-Y-S! K-Y-S!
>You're A Faggot! (Clap clap clap-clap-clap) You're A Faggot!
>>1282038
POST YOU JAWLINE
>Clap clap clapclapclap clap
POST YOU JAWLINE
>Clap clap clapclapclap clap
>>1281938
FEED ME MORE
FEED ME MORE
>>1282029
this
>>1282029
this
BLACKED DOT COM
BLACKED DOT COM
>>1282029
this
FUCK MY SHIT UP
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
FUCK MY SHIT UP
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
RVD RVD RVD RVD RVD
HE'S AUTISTIC CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
WE ARE KEKS
WE ARE KEKS
PE DO MOD
PE DO MOD
PE DO MOD
They'd probably chant:
>This! This! This! This!
instead of
>Yes! Yes! Yes!
GET LAID
GET LAID
GET LAID
Instead of
>You fucked up! You fucked up!
They'd just chant
>Just! Just! Just! Just!
CRISPEN WAH
CRISPEN WAH
>>1282166
i like this one a lot, good job
I'll start a Lucha! Lucha! Lucha! chant
or we want lunchbox, clap clap
RE-MOVE SA-MO-A (five claps)
BIG MATCH JOHN
A PLUS PLAYER (five claps)
KRISPEN WAH
KATIE VICK
WE WANT RYDER (five claps)
MIZ IS BASED
KEK MAN PHIL
ENZO'S SAWFT
MIZ IS BASED
FUCK YOU CARTER
PLEASE KILL YOURSELF (five claps)
DIVA FEET
HELLO RAT-O
MACHO MEME
NIGGERS DON'T DRAW
WE HATE MANLETS
SHITPOST CITY
FE-DOR-A TIP-PER (five claps)
DIVA SHIT
WE WANT DIVA FEET (five claps)
STEPHS A MILF
GET WORKED MARK
MARTIAL AUTISTS (five claps)
PAIGE GOT BLACKED
TYSON KEK
YOUNG KEKS
CENA'S BASED
BRETS A KEK
RECORD LOW RATINGS (five claps)
>>1282490
YOUNG KEKS should be YOUNG KEKS. Autocorrect sucks.
>>1281938
WE WANT SASHA
If /asp/ ever has to have an autistic meetup, it's gotta be at a Raw
/Fat puss/ chants during paige matches
/r/squaredcircle (5 claps)
>>1282532
still would go there
>>1282532
I wanna kiss her belly
>>1281938
>I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE
>>1282532
Anyone who wouldn't Rampaige her hole is either a faggot or a heterosexual female
>>1281938
FUCK YOU ROMAN
>clapping ensues
POCKET SPAGHETTI (5 claps)
>>1283897
But they're not getting cucked by Del Rio
>>1287035
what a time to be alive
>slap a racist
>get fired
>talk shit in a shoot
>become a star on the indies
>get rehired by the wwe and a fat paycheck
>beat cena clean
>proceed to be booked like shit
>doesnt matter, money talks
>bang paige
del rio stay winning
>>1287148
Paige finally moving away from beta emo faggots and going for a true alpha motherfucker
You're essentially described NXT crowds
>>1282080
and then they're all escorted out by security on national television
>>1287521
A S P
A S P
>>1287161
Jelly as fuck of Alberto's body, that is Olympian as fuck
>>1281938
That's a trick question.
The answer is nothing because you know 90% of the autists here aren't going to go out in public alone. And they probably have no friends to go to the show with anyway.
I
Make Steph blow Shane *clap-clap-clapclapclap*
>BIG MATCH JOHN
>FAAAAT PUSS FAAAAT PUSS
>C M KEK
>EIGH TEEN PLUS
>EAT OWENS EAT
>MAAAANLET MAAAANLET
>KEK KEK KEK
>A S P
but in all seriousness there would be like 50 or 60 people total kek
>>1282156
>mankinds daughter cuck cuck cuck
she ugly
>>1282156
hotter than paige but still uggo
BENN-WHAT
BENN-WHAT
BENN-WHAT
