Chris Hero? MORE LIKE CHRIS GYRO!
>>1281233
Oh God, what happened?
>>1281236
Gyros
>>1281233
Cassius Ohno? More like Cassius Oreo.
>>1281233
He booked himself to be Kevin Owens.
>>1281233
"The Young Knockout Kid"? MORE LIKE THE YOUNG TAKEOUT KID!
>could have been in the shield
>decided to never get in shape
>now in the outlaws wrestling for sandwiches
jesus christ how JUST can one man be
But hero sandwiches are bigger than gyros...
>>1281233
how did he get so fatass
>>1281267
But what has more fat?
>>1281233
he was to be the main guy in the shield instead of reigns
he literally could have been champ by now and a multi millionaire
all he had to do was get n shape
>>1281549
wasn't it that punk suggested he be in the shield, but vince chose roman? pretty sure hero was in shape then.
>>1281555
i dunno, i don't watch wrestling, i just repeat what i heard on /asp/
>>1281555
na he was starting to pudge
>>1281233
more like chris an hero amirite
b-b-but he got to do a Highspots dvd with dave meltzer