> Dana will never ask Shane if "YOU GONNA SLURP MY CLUNGE OR WHAT!?"
Anything interesting happened on RAW? Not sure if I'm gonna watch it
>>1279999
Reigns destroyed 'The Club' to a big pop from the crowd.
Cass was set to main event but le wacky man stopped the match from happening by attacking cool dad
>>1280001
Looks like I'm skipping RAW then. Thanks lad
>>1279988
Dana has dick sucking lips.
Can someone make a dean ambrose, seth rollins, nd roman reigns version of this?
>>1279988
Dana looking outta shape desu. Tubby needs to hit the gym to be big momma pump again
>>1279988
>tfw no Emma gf
aaaaaand the best Woman is finally on Raw.
>>1280060
sasha's been here for months tho
>>1280060
Now she can job to Sasha and Charlotte with everybody else
>househow in hawaii
>brock vs owens
>asuka vs charlotte
>shinsuke vs cena
why is a househow better than WM ?
Big Cass could put a meth addict to sleep with these promos.
>>1280093
>implying Brock vs. Owens won't be another boring squash
>>1280093
All 3 of those matches could be on a mania midcard and it'd be a great mania, Vince really does love them pacific islanders
Imagine Brock had to sell for a fat manlet
>>1280093
They should put this on the network. How can you have Bork/Fatty and Shinske/Cena on a random house show.
>>1280102
I take it you never watched his original run
>>1280112
This is Brock after squashing John Cena and breaking the streak
WTF is w/ you Dana fags? Go get fucked in the ass by Dana w/ a strapon you delusional idiots who think she is good looking or good in the ring.
>>1280099
And they love him.
>>1280060
Ivelisse's still on LU tho.
>>1280093
>literally giving away Nakamura/Cena for free
classic WWE
>>1280099
Mate Cena vs Nakamura is main event Maina tier
>>1280078
Nattie has been in the company for years.
>>1280297
Dana is hot as fuck and great in the ring. Please have some sex
>>1280297
get worked
>>1280093
Nakamura absolutely has to go over Cena. There's no other way. Lesnar has to squash Owens too.
>>1280372
>Lesnar has to squash Owens too.
Oh boy, another Memeplex City match that kills off a promising rising heel. Never seen that before.
>>1279988
Dana = Nicole Bass 2.0
https://youtu.be/F4XSda421kU
>>1280372
>There's no other way
>>1280518
Please have sex
>>1280520
Fuck off you hoodie wearing faggots
>>1280520
I imagine they are what most people here are like irl
balor when though?
>>1280590
soon
>>1280583
Why don't you go back there and check yourself?
>>1280583
As an avid poster on /r/SC/ I can confirm that they have not, only ramped up if anything.
>>1280609
So why do you care about what they think then?
>>1280610
Cause he's an insecure manlet nerd.
>people replying to Carter
Would be ok with you guys stopping right now
>>1280583
"soon"
Watching RAW rn
>Rusev coming out to dead silence
CHEER HIM YOU FUCKING INBRED MARKS HOLY FUCK WORST CROWD
>>1280630
AND NOW "WE WANT LANA" CHANTS SHE IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS PLEASE END YOURSELF HOLY SHIT
>>1280630
>Rusev will never be properly over and get his well deserved WHC runs because most people can't appreciate greatness
>>1280637
It's more because he got fucking buried by cena. When he had his undefeated streak he was getting good heat and seemed like a monster. Now he's just another midcarder.
>>1280632
Rusev sucks
>>1280642
Oh, I wasn't watching then. I just know that he's always the most entertaining person on screen whenever he appears.
someone in the back needs to tell dean his hair looks substantially worse wet
>>1280645
>He's complaining about the crowd you dumb fuck
no he's not nigger. he's upset that rusev isn't getting cheered because he's shit
This Vaduevillains promo is really good. Wonder why they never showed how good they are on the mic on NXT
>>1280653
>WORST CROWD
Nope not talking about the crowd at all
>>1280642
rusev's matches with cena didn't hurt him at all
the cuck storyline after and the midcard drifting did
>>1280661
yeah he's upset that the crowd paid their ticket to not give rusev shit-head any reaction because he fucking sucks ass
>>1280655
But they did...
Aiden's mic skills are 100% of the reason why he got over.
Rusev's power moves look brutal. That gutwrench suplex was boss.
>>1280667
Tell me how Rusev sucks. Please
>>1280677
He's a cuck in real life is why vince didn't push that faggot.
>>1280672
RuRu is so fucking good
>>1280686
Ok so you were just baiting nice to know
Zayn on Jericho's podcast was pretty good lads
>BIG FUCKIN FAN, MAN
I also never would've pegged him to be a friend of Brayy's
>>1280697
What interesting happened on it? I don't feel like listening to Jericho shilling for a longer time
>>1279988
Femdom bullying feud when?
>>1280695
i'm not.
Rusev is a literal cuck who kept defending lana and vince decided to punish him
>>1280697
Even though their time specifically wasn't concurrent most of the NXT crew are a tight bunch.
>>1280702
>mfw Nattie and Steph turn heel and they all degrade Becky every week
>>1280702
THAT ARMPIT BREHS...
>>1280707
There is nothing wrong with being a cuckold though. It's the thinking man's fetish.
>>1280666
They took the wind out of his sails and he was dead in the water after that. The ziggler thing was bad, but having him lose to cena was dumb. The US title was on par with the WHC at the time, and after that loss at WM it started going down hill. The open challenge was fun, but it really slowed everything down and now we have kalisto.
>>1280701
a little insight into his shoulder injury and some funny stories at a drive-thru and backstage with axl rose
jericho tries to be slick with where he puts his commercials but they're pretty easy to see coming
>>1280715
This.
>>1280715
that's not true.
>>1280707
>defending your wife makes you a cuckold
Does cuckold now mean someone that doesn't hate women?
>>1280724
>tfw he said his shoulder still hurts him
>>1280739
Yes. Just like looking at a woman's boobs makes you sexist. We live in a world of extremes.
>>1280739
>wife
kek, hasn't even married yet
>>1280752
I agree, especially if she gets knocked up and carries the babby for 3 months then u abort it and keep it as a reminder
>>1280717
>after that
>after
exactly
>The US title was on par with the WHC at the time
wew lad, I like rusev but the only way you could justify this is by saying that brock's part-time status hurt the title tremendously
the open challenge was the first time in years that the us title actually got any focus, it was hurt after that because wwe doesn't know how to focus on anyone but cena
What is your favorite Rusev match lads?
Vince confirmed in a conference call that Cena, Orton, Wyatt and Seth will all be returning within 30 days.
>>1280778
Rusev vs John cena at wrestlemania
Charlottefag 2 or 30 reporting in. Top marks to God for carrying Paige to a decent match on RAW. Also, thank fucking God Dana debuted. Emma can finally get some momentum going.
>>1280795
>we will live to see AJ vs PPV Rollins.
What a time to be alive, lads.
FIFFFFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLAAAAAAAARRS!!!
>>1280798
Wrestling forum are all losing their shit and praising Paige as an amazing wrestler again, saying it was one of the best Raw matches of 2016. Based God can elevate anyone.
Can't wait til she goes over Paige at MITB and Battleground :^)
Charlottefag 15 of 30 reporting in. Anyone jerk off to her match wit paige last night on RAW? My god she looked so fucking hot.
>>1280297
>dick sucking lips
>broad hips
>gigantic silicone titties
>bleached hair
>airheaded mean girl
>ring gear looks vaguely like lingerie
Dana is a pornstar fantasy bimbo in wrestling form. Only a faggot wouldn't want to seed her and breed her.
>>1280795
>Vince McMahon confirmed on today's call that Randy Orton, Bray Wyatt, John Cena and Seth Rollins will all be back in action in the next month or so. Vince also touted 13 new talents coming to the main roster and said in the next 30 days they will have more talents on the roster than they have ever had before.
>>1280778
Triple threat with KO and Cesaro
Other than the finish the I Quit match was good for what it was too
>>1280807
yes came all over the tv
>>1280772
People just wanted to watch reigns get rekt by brock. No one really cared about the title. Cena vs rusev was all about the title. I guess yeah you're right the ziggler fued was what really killed rusev now that I really think about it.
>>1280809
This. She's perfect.
>Be Emma
>Finally get back on MR
>Finally get away from Dana Brooke
>Make 1st appearance
>No one cares
>Need Dana to get over
Must suck.
If the womens division had their own weekly hour long show would you watch it?
>>1280826
I cared ;_;
They're better off together anyway. Their antics on NXT were fun
>>1280826
Ric is fucking hilarious kek. Bless the drunk old fool
>>1280826
Women's Division needs a bully heel pair since the Bellas are gone and that was their gimmick.
>>1280828
An hour without commercials? Maybe. The only ones I'm sick of are Paige and Sasha so I guess I could enjoy it.
>>1280834
Bellas were shit at it though, they were worse than TNA beautiful people.
Emma and Dana are real bullies.
>>1280826
Dana got called up because team bad are rekt and they need more heels.
Why does Aj sometimes use Michelle McCool's finishing move wings of love?
>>1280849
She was his favourite female wrestler so it's a tribute to her
>>1280060
>aaaaaand another generic bodybuilder who won't go anywhere
Does it bother anyone how all the female wrestlers are basically the same apart from the moves they do? Apart from Asuka (striker/submission wrestler) and Emma (technical/stiff) none of the women have any wrestling styles.
>Inb4 Becky
She's been watered down since she made MR.
>>1280861
it bothers me that we don't have big titties women wrestlers like trish anymore
>>1280861
Yes it bothers me. Don't tell me you're surprised though. Even the men get watered down. It's the WWE formula. Have a couple signature moves and a comeback sequence and maybe on a ppv you get to bust out one or two more. I don't know if WWE strictly forbid more variation or if the talent is too afraid to try.
Becky did some neat stuff at Wrestlemania. I wish she would more often.
The last big WWE purge was almost two years ago: http://www.wwe.com/inside/wwe-releases-brodus-clay-evan-bourne-curt-hawkins-other-superstars-june-12-2014
Let's see where they are now
>JTG
wrote a couple of funny ebooks
>Drew McIntyre
became TNAWHC
>Jinder Mahal
works local indies
>Aksana
???
>Curt Hawkins
part of GFW's roster
>Theodore Long
came back for some landmark Smackdown episode
>Camacho
became a Bullet Club member
>Brodus Clay
now a TNA mainstay
>Evan Bourne
back in ROH
>Yoshi Tatsu
murdered by AJ Styles
>Marc Harris (referee)
literally who?
Where do you think Sandow, Barrett, etc. will be in two years?
>>1280872
Barrett will be back in WWE for significantly more money after he has massive success elsewhere
>>1280872
>sandow
some random outlaw
>barrett
Movie star
>>1280872
Barrett will be back in WWE, I bet he just does other stuff for a few years like Jericho in 05
>>1280878
hey wade
>>1280861
Yes. I miss Becky actually being a good technical wrestler and not just le exploders and forearms girl. Then again she's had like two lengthy matches all year. There's always that pressure to get 'your bits' in. Longer PPV matches, she still shines.
>>1280297
i would accept that, yeah
>>1280297
She's a fun heel ya soppy bollocks.
Who has the longest undefeated streak if you only count clean losses?
>>1280093
>inb4 injuries everywhere
>>1280983
Bruno Sammartino held the belt for 4040 days
>"The Club"
What did they mean by this?
>>1280989
owens' lunch order
>>1280998
You're just jelly of his amazing physique.
>>1280812
>Vince confirmed on today's call that Hulk Hogan will return to the WWE to win the inaugural Chris Benoit Memorial Battle Royale before going on to a program with a returning CM Punk who will reveal that going UFC was a work all along, Austin
>>1280849
Tryna cuck the Deadman
Holy fuckin shit so many wrestling threads on here. So guys, this is my first post on /asp/, I'm looking for sites to stream old smackdown matches, i.e. attitude-era and wrestling dvd's on. Is there a site dedicated for that? Can give nutritional- and training advice up to advanced level in exchange.
>inb4 wwe.com
>>1280872
Barrett is going to move onto analyzing or commentating some fake sport like football (soccer)
>>1281073
>Can give nutritional- and training advice up to advanced level in exchange
How many eggs should I buy I'm going to the market now
ALL HAIL
>>1281073
why not use the wwe network which is literally free
>>1281080
BECKY KEKS BTFO
>>1281080
https://youtu.be/soqVP6TfdF8
yeeeeeeeee
>>1281091
answer the fucking question
how many eggs
>>1281094
All of them.
>>1281101
free first month
eat your heart out
>>1280865
Charlotte
Nattie
Dana
Big puppies.
What did they mean by this?
>>1281181
they want king roman's autograph or dean dies
>>1281181
BASED HASSAN IS COMING BACK
>>1281118
they can barely show them off though
So when do you guys think the next round of releases are coming?
>>1281271
Le dirt sheets say before the end of the month.
Why did they throw away a main event match for le wacky autist vs le boston crab stupid idiot?
we've seen them fight like 40 times, it's not interesting.
>waah we can't think of anything interestin for dean waah
fire him then, no loss.
>>1281073
WWE Network
>jerigoat last night
all you low test fags hating on Dana can go suck farts out of Bubbas ass.
>>1281313
Who hates her? She is based as fuck.
>>1281316
all the low test fags.
hey, when was the last time the main event picture had more than 2 people in the mix, and all looked like equal contenders?
>>1281321
Bryan, Batista, Orton?
>>1281345
so, like 2 years ago?
>>1281345
so like 5 years ago?
How is Roman so over against aj styles
The fact that Brian Cage hasn't made it to the WWE is very discouraging.
I'm reaching the same body type as him, and doing power house/brawler style, but seeing someone already do it and fail is like a warning sign for me.
As much as these high flyers and jumpers are 'entertaining', people need to understand that power > speed, always. My boy Canelo won because he knocked speed the fuck out over the weekend.
You think Vince doesn't know shit, but he's the last man standing in terms of wrestling promotions that actually endured.
>>1281391
Cage was in FCW as Kris Logan for a little bit.
No idea what happened for him to be released, but I'm guessing he failed a few wellness policies.
>>1281391
>reaching the same body type as him
weighing about as much as him=/= same body type.
dirty bulking only works if you work out.
if you sit in a recliner eating copious amounts of cheetos day in day out, you aint getting a body like Cage.
>>1281391
BRUH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81JykupNTJ0
Kevin Owens is always amazing at these backstage interviews.
"just like the undertaker".
>>1281402
kys fatass
>>1281404
how long ago was it tho?
>>1281403
got the wrong guy, try>>1281391
>>1281400
rekt
So i just watched Zayn vs Nakamura , i never watched outlaw shit before but goddamn that shit was good.
Zayn's blue thunder bomb seemed like an actual finishing maneuver instead of le kick out at 2 move
>>1279988
Did Dana always have those tits? muh dick
>>1281414
someone photoshop them kissing spiderman style.
>it's a dean ambrose steals something episode
>>1281409
sure i did kevin fatass
>>1279988
any porn star that looks like dana ?
RAW ratings.
8 p.m. 3.35 million viewers
9 p.m. 3.36 million viewers
10 p.m. 3.01 million viewers
It was the second lowest for a show outside of football season since 1997.
>>1281432
ur mom
>>1281434
DEANETTY KILLING RATINGS AGAIN
>>1281434
>Roman gets the max viewers
>Deanetty destroys ratings
why it doesn't surprise me
>>1281434
Based Dean the ratings killer
>>1281434
Wew lad.
These shield and outlaw faggots needa go they ruining the ratings fAm.
>>1281417
>>1281434
>Advertised main event was Jericho vs. a guy casual fans have no fucking clue who he is
>low ratings
What a shock.
>>1281434
smhtbhfam...
even jerigoat can't even save the ratings from deanetty
>>1281434
Makes sense since they slapped that 6-man match in the middle
>le it was dean's fault meme
>was specifically announced not to be there and didn't show up until the final minutes of the show
>>1281434
Big Cass and Jericho are not a draw.
>>1281450
Tbh i turned it off when Meme Baldbrose showed up
2cute
>>1281456
>>1281434
>deanetty
>>1281456
>liking an egomaniac who was blackballed from Japan
Wait until they tell her she has to lose the NXT Women's Title. The politics she'll pull to keep it will be a sight to see.
>>1281447
Yeah, I like Cass but that was retarded. It should have been a "Let's have the match right now!" situation.
>>1281467
Is she like a japanese female Kevin Nash?
>>1281471
More like the Japanese Moolah.
>>1281446
no like, as a big picture.
zayn in an awkward angle mid flight kissing miz.
>>1281402
jesus christ
>>1281467
source?
>>1281475
just like the undertaker.
So what was the Rollins segment that got him that 2.4 anyway?
>>1281478
>her favorite wrestler is Triple H
>Asuka constantly goes over because she sucks Trips' dick whenever she's booked to lose
>>1281311
Jericho has been on point character wise. In the ring, he's only been okay (pretty great for an old guy). Pretty impressed by the run overall.
>>1281478
damn her favorite is trips?
i like her now.
>>1280001
>>1280007
While I was watching and look at that 6 tags match, I was like, "This shit again?"
Raw was shit and boring. Useless Dean shit again, Reigns boring ass matches with Samoan faggots over and over. They not only try to make The Dwayne wanna be strong but Usos too.
This so called The "Bullet" Club shit won't ever go over. I can even see Crossfit Jesus and Cena come back to job Reigns until Vince's cock get's so hard it will explode.
BTW they couldn't get a better name than The Club? It makes it sound shitty like that NWO's version in TNA. "the band" lol
I think I will stop watching raw if this shit keeps going. Maybe only watch PPV's when It makes me interested about matches.
>>1281477
I want Owens to be champ just so he'll be on the mic and interviewed more.
dat cheeky slave joke from New Day
>>1281536
no they didn't
>>1281467
> blackballed from Japan
huh?
>>1281467
>blackballed from Japan
lying ass nigga
>>1280868
there are some moves that you only see at PPV's like AJ's 450, Seth's Phoenix Splash, Rusev's Senton ect.
>>1281566
I think AJ did a 450 in the Y2AJ vs New Day match
That was a based match either way
>>1281467
>blackballed from Japan
what did he mean by this?
How was Raw last night? Did my boy Reigns go over?
>>1281574
yes, you are correct
that match would've stolen the show at wrestlemania
>>1280872
I do love those JTG stores. Did anyone get his second one?
>>1281593
Well he looked strong at least.
>>1281500
Sadly if you hear a "6 man tag" in WWE it's usually a shitfest. Thankfully it's no longer a Beeg & Kane vs Random Faces shit, but still. Tag matches in WWE are horrible, boring, and so schematic I don't feel like watching them at all.
And that comes from someone who fucking loves tag matches.
>>1281596
i heard the one about how JTG used the words loyalty and respect to describe his partner in an interview and cena threatened him a bathroom and then pulled strings so his merch never came out.
>>1281607
cena is a bitch.
i could kick his fucking bucket head ass anyday
Styles vs. Balor in a Winner Gets Exclusive Friend Rights to Gallows and Anderson match when?
>>1281601
That's because they only work for hot tags. Even more when you've fucking Usos and Roman. Since Usos do same shit all over and over, and they are boring.
Roman, sucks since he can't speak. Only spears and give that punch. He's like Warrior, a guy that didn't love wrestling business but got into it because failed at something else and also because the money.
>>1281596
I want more
Would WWE be able to debut Cryme Tyme in today's PC America?
>>1281630
vince barely listens to his audience, I really doubt he would care if some outside people complained about a gimmick
>>1281596
Can you give us the one where he talks about confronting cena
>>1281636
>>1281628
>>1281639
Damn if this is true, cena is a dick kek.
Isn't there a part where jtg ariley and some other guys was going to beat up cena
>>1281596
>that ending
S W E R V E
>>1281596
MORE
>>1281649
Buy the book, it's a dollar
how did someone like daniel bryan get to the top?
or was he just better at hiding his politicking?
>>1281639
Is Cena director of merchandise or something?? how could he have the power to do that?
>>1281653
crowd forced the company's hand
if he is some sort of evil genius, he does a good job of hiding it
he probably just really is a manlet hippie that thought main eventing mania was "pretty cool"
>>1281653
He got over everywhere, practically forcing WWE to push him hard, they also saw the opportunity to make money with him.
>Daniel Bryan was over
I love this meme : ' )
>>1281657
this was the point where Cena was the top Star so of course he could ruin someone's push then
>>1281662
>two years later
>still this upset that he got his moment
>>1281662
He was objectively over, anon. It's not a meme and you have to accept it and move on.
>>1281665
>>1281668
>Still trying this hard to force this meme
>inb4 they're newfags who fell for revisionists history
>>1280702
>>1281657
Do you have to ask? Cena is one of the most influential wrestlers of all times.
Remember that Kenny and Micky got fucked up just to make Cena feel more confortable.
>>1281500
At least the IC Title scene is guaranteeing good stuff weekly.
We got KO vs Ryder which was a nice little squash, and Zayn wrestling is always good since he gels with anyone
Is Ryder on the main roster or he isn't? I'm so confused.
>>1281596
>let's just say I'm not a virgin anymore ;-)
>>1281677
Need a pornstar who looks like dana
>>1281691
>He was more over than Cena
>>1281697
Any one of them with excessive botox.
>>1281678
>Remember that Kenny and Micky got fucked up just to make Cena feel more confortable.
Explain
![Shades of [REDACTED].webm](https://i.imgur.com/a0yJJ1p.jpg "Shades of [REDACTED].webm")
>>1281676
speaking of beeg and two years ago
>you now remember everyone being hyped as fuck for a new generation emerging after this mania
>>1281697
Literally just click any random video on pornhub
>>1281715
Fuck off flaby
>>1281719
>He was, thats why Cena latest WWE championship reign was a failure.
KEK okay anon, you've reeled me in, go on and tell me why it was a failure.
>>1281719
>Cena cucked Kenny so Kenny was drafted to smackdown to keep him far from Cena (Since he was a RAW guy) killing his momentum and Micky got buried while at it.
*i didn't watch wrestling at the time so i don't really know what you're talking about
>>1281721
Ratings didnt improve.
