>outlaw wrestling
>Cm punk said this guy was better
>>1279586
Staring directly at the mass
Is he keeping that gear for cheap heat?
>>1279584
Why do smarks even exist? Why are you into fake wrestling so much, why do you like manlets or fatsses with no charisma.
>>1279584
LOL, that guy is like the new-age Playboy Buddy Rose.
He doesn't know how fat he is.
Polite reminder that Chris Hero has some of the best cardio in the business.
>>1279608
Hero is one of the top freelance guys, dummy.
>>1279652
Did you run out of breath angrily pounding your keys just now?
>>1279586
poor based barretta he could be hanging out with chucky t or romero instead of wrestling this guy.
>>1279613
Smart mark is being able to find the good stuff in a wrestling show and not caring about the "good stuff" the company forces down your throat
Chris Hero is fat as fuck and it's disgusting but he's fucking amazing. The fact is that fat piece of shit is a better wrestler than practically everyone on the WWE roster right now.
>>1279584
He's in better shape than BEEG
Sorry smarks, we're in the HD era of presenting shows (like on the Network for $9.99) so guys like him are too disgusting to be on TV.
Unless they do a comedy gimmick like Brodus Clay, a Bastion Booger-type pig, or perhaps a plumber gimmick (TL Jr.) with him then they will have no idea what to do with him storyline wise. They don't know how to work with just a plain old fat guy who is a "good wrestler".
>>1279688
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkXdUpsYomg
>>1279875
> /wwe/ marks
>>1280008
>#2 Anybody can cuddle for 3 hours
But >>(You) never will.
>>1280011
REKT
>>1279714
>imfuckingplying
Chris hero trained Cesaro to wrestle, why didn't Cesaro train hero how to diet and exercise
>>1280197
but he literally did when they were a tag team. chris got fat after he got a knee injury, nxt signed him after cesaro and then haitch fired him for being a lardass
>>1279584
Fuck, he is disgusting. He always looked like shit, but this is too much. Think he'll kill himself soon? I never liked him, so I'd laugh if he did.
>>1280237
>so I'd laugh if he did.
>>1279584
if he worked out his arms and and got some definition in his legs hed looked fine like a 70s wrassler or something. he was really good in noah mentoring a young cesaro. does his style prevent him from bulking to bray wyatt or damo size? either bupk up more or get cut.
is he killing himself wit pan killers? he had a back injury a few years ago and was wheel chaor bound,
>>1280023
This is some weak-ass attempted bants
>Chris Hero still hasn't changed his style to where he wrestles like Earthquake
I know it's all LOLINDYWORKRATE but man he needs to work on that shit.
>>1280286
They should've presented Bull Dempsey as Son of Earthquake
>CM Phil unironically thought this guy was a better fit for the Shield than Reigns
>>1280327
>I've never seen him wrestle
>>1280327
Well, he wouldn't have needed 2 cruiserweights to help him powerbomb guys, for one.
FAT ASSES
>>1280337
>implying that was for help and not to make it look more powerful
PLEASE have sex
>>1280364
> implying otherwise
Guess that must be why he's never convincingly hit a powerbomb on anybody bigger than Styles.
>>1280197
kinda like the way the A+ player took deanetty and roman to crossfit to get shredded and then only roman goes do weights and dean does who knows.
>>1280381
literally HHH
>>1280396
> convincingly
