>skinny fat
>lanklet
>no charisma
>boring af
>receding hairline
>muh end of days
>no wrestling experience
Why the fuck do people like this ugly lanklet?
>>1266537
>dat face
top fucking kek
>Lanklet
is this a thing now?
>>1266537
>implying anybody does
Corbin hasn't gotten a reaction since he won the AtGMBR, and I doubt half the audience then even knew who he was at the time.
>>1266578
Has been for a while senpai, word used to describe tall, skinny dudes. Dosen't really apply to Corbin desu
>>1266578
>now
>>1266537
Holy shit, did he really look like that? There's no way.
>Carter trying to make the thread about him
That neckbeard though
>>1266537
>>1266601
>those fucking stretch marks
how was this guy hired in the first place? Is he a buddy of HHH?
>>1266586
>TFW when you nailed it
>>1266537
Thanks for using my pic senpai!
>>1266588
>Implying Corbin isn't also an unhealthy fatass
inb4 you call me a Fatty Owens fan because you don't know what else to say
>>1266601
HE'S A POD PEOPLE
>>1266637
>implying we all aren't unhealthy fatasses
>>1266644
At least we know our role. Kevin Owens is what happens when an /asp/ smark becomes so convinced in his knowledge of wrestling he actually tries to wrestle.
I've heard that there is a video of corbin (face) cutting a promo. It has to be hilarious.
LONE WOLF END OF DAYS.
>wins the Andre match
>proceeds to job to fucking Ziggler
>>1266578
It's been a thing for years newfag
>>1266644
Thats not true.
Im not a fat fuck
I always change the channel when he wrestles. Is he even any good?
>>1266537
>not borin corbin
fucking retard
>>1266537
get worked, mark
>>1266998
Get worked lanklet.
Obvious pun is obvious.
>>1266537
They need to throw a shirt on this guy. Something like what Nash used to wear. He definitely needs to bulk up a bit. He's got a good height but the skinnyfat look is awful. He definitely needs to keep the long hair to even if he is balding a bit.
> no wrestling experience
So...what's he been doing for the past 4 years then?
We're going to let that neckbeard slide?
>>1267265
The dude is massive, though. The lanklet meme has to die.
>>1267355
It's just getting started ya fucking lanklet.
>>1266537
Roman without the look.
>>1267402
So he doesn't have a chest protector?
Baron is actually big + strong too
The end of days is a stupid finisher.
>>1267494
Roman has a far more muscular build thsn Corbin.
>>1266578
Live a long, happy and fulfilling life, ya lanklet jock.
DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN
>>1267787
And yet he can barely throw anybody besides cruiserweights around...
>>1266537
>Smarks trying to "hit back"
Pathetic
What's wrong with his gut?
>>1266537
>Balding Corbin
>>1269786
fuck he's boring. all the pretty drawings on that flabby body, the good ring gear and a shit tonne of decent out-of-ring wear and a motorbike and he still looks shit.
come back when you get a personality, player one.
>>1271176
Of all the things you could accuse Corbin of lacking, a personality is not one of them.
>>1269150
This is why I'm kind of rooting for him. Still, he needs to shave his head and bite Diesel's style (black pants, tank top, vest)
