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The Raw Report w/ B. Alvarez and D. Meltz
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It was a very meh review this week. For those who want the highlights if they don't wanna watch the whole review:

>WWE Creative is going to be writing a storyline very soon that is going to permanently remove Shane from television. They're thinking the reason why ratings are up is because of Stephanie so they're going to give her more solo segments.

>The after report suggests that Dolph Ziggler, Dean Ambrose, Alberto Del Rio, and Chris Jericho have all failed drug tests.

>Dave believes that AJ and Bullet Club are better as heels than faces despite the loud babyface pops they've been getting

>The fans have finally decided to turn on the Usos and are now the most hated team on the Roster

>Damien Sandow, Primo, and Epico's contracts are expiring in 2018

>Gawker is failing to gain babyface sympathy in the Hogan Trials

>Camp WWE is the highest rated show on the WWE Network
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>>>/woo/
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>>1266248
Why are you posting this shit here?
Fuck off back to /wue/
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>>1266252
>>1266253

>Important wrestling information
>LOL NO ONE WANTS TO DISCUSS WRESTLING ON A BOARD DEDICATED TO WRESTLING

Are you both retarded?
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>>1266248
>Camp WWE is the highest rated show on the WWE Network

Hopefully not for long. Shit sucked.
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>>1266258
Are you from /woo/?

"yes".

now go back fat fucker
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>>1266275
Kys ya manlet nerd
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>>1266278
kek /woo/ nigger using based dean mark's phrase.

begging you to go back
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>>1266275
>>1266278

Yeah both of you need to leave and take your memes to /r/squaredcircle

>>1266268

I love the jokes I fucking hate that cheap flash art style. When that fucking cell dropped from the sky and onto the camp everything looked off...not even Acme cartoons were this low budget.
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>>1266288
memes?

reddit probably loves le meltz too.

begging you to go back to /woo/nigger or reddit kike
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>>1266294

This board is literally filled with spergs like you take your hate spewing to a general that will appreciate it.
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>>1266297
upset?

back to /woo/ or reddit nigger
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>>1266288
>I love the jokes
I didn't. If it was more parody, instead of Family Guy like humor where they drag out a punchline way too fucking long, I'd be into it. More in jokes about wrestling moments like Big Show's Jewish dad or McMahon's legs giving out.

>I fucking hate that cheap flash art style.
This though. Wasn't it in production since 2014? There's no excuse.
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>>1266288
Kys ya manlet nerd
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>>1266308

There were a lot of things that needed to be rechanged since Hogan and Punk had to be removed from the project. People have been making comparisons how Austin's model looks like an edited version of Punk's which is ironic if that's true

>>1266304
>>1266313

Seriously don't make me filter you both.
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>>1266288
>I love the jokes

I mean, my humor usually is pretty low tier but that show so far had 0 moments that made me laugh. Only Vince pretending he doesn't feel his legs and then calling it a work made me smile a bit.

As long as I was shitting on early eps of E&C show it's miles ahead of it in quality and comedic value.
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>>1266278
>>1266284
Go samefag somewhere else Carter you pathetic ape
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>>1266316
Might as well filter the word Kys. It's working for me.
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>>1266319

I loved every joke from Hunter or Vince

>Homesickness...its like Communism.
>HOME IS TERRIBLE
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>>1266316
>Seriously don't make me filter you both.
are you going to cry?

back to redddit babby

>>1266320
>implying i'm a nigger like carter
xD
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>>1266330
I'm not sure if you feel the same way but that show feels like they're trying to make a few storylines at once and due to not much time for one episode they just mash it all in and it all feels quick as fuck. Way too quick for my liking, personally.
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>>1266333

Oh so Carter turned heel again...go back to talk about how you want Nikki Bella to fuck you.
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>>1266349
but i'm not carter.

this nigger carter must've made you guys so booty blasted to think that everyone who tells you to fuck off is carter
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>>1266399

Go away.
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>>1266248
You're making the first point up right? There is no fucking way a human can be so stupud.
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>>1266402
i will when you go back to /woo/ or reddit
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>>1266403

No i'm not if you listen to these reviews Bryan blames Shane for the failing ratings...NOT VINCE..NOT THE AUTHORITY IN GENERAL...not the terrible fucking 28 fucking writers....SHANE FUCKING MCMAHON
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>>1266417

Sage.
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>>1266420
>Shane comes back
>steph leaves
>record low ratings
>Steph comes back
>ratings go up

Seems pretty logical to me
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>>1266517

Bryan is an idiot sometimes he actually thought Roman was getting loud pops at Mania and the Raw after Mania.
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>>1266248

>WWE Creative is going to be writing a storyline very soon that is going to permanently remove Shane from television. They're thinking the reason why ratings are up is because of Stephanie so they're going to give her more solo segments.

my sides
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>>1266248
>The after report suggests that Dolph Ziggler, Dean Ambrose, Alberto Del Rio, and Chris Jericho have all failed drug tests.
Will this have any consequences or what?
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>>1266248
>>The after report suggests that Dolph Ziggler, Dean Ambrose, Alberto Del Rio, and Chris Jericho have all failed drug tests.
>deanetty and dolph BTFO YES!
>del rio and jericho FUCKKKKKKK
based ADR and jericho damn it
>>Camp WWE is the highest rated show on the WWE Network
fuck yes
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>>1266585

Its already confirmed that Vince is giving the entire company to Stephanie when he dies because Stephanie will let Hunter do whatever he wants but Hunter won't technically own the company he'll be married to the owner of the company

which is nothing new...
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>>1266593

Fines mostly. Its not like Adam Rose and Konnor who have failed multiple drug tests because undercard geeks don't get paid enough to care...
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>>1266517
people like milfs.
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>>1266595

ADR has been taking his 6-digit contract with the E and blowing it on Alcohol and Cocaine fucking Ric Flair style...a significant portion of Del Rio regrets burning that bridge with Mexico but this money is too damn good to give up racist accusations or otherwise.
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>>1266248
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>>1266600

>No lesbian porn of Stephanie and Nikki Bella
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>>1266575
>implying he isn't paid off by Vince so smarks actually buy the shit Vince wants them to buy
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>>1266608

Where the fuck did you find this picture? Is Dave really this much of a neet?
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>>1266611

This explains why Dave gives Roman's matches ***-**** stars minimum
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>>1266611
Take your conspiracy theories to reddit ya fucking lanklet
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>>1266618

I want Apollo Crews to be World Champion.
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>>1266613
>has a job
>neet

Please kys
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>>1266620

Look at that fucking room would it kill him to tidy up?
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>>1266622
What does that have to do with him being a neet you fucking idiot? Do you even know what that word means?
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>>1266330

>"it's like communism"
>the top half of a certain soda brand logo is red
>"HOME IS TERRIBLE"
>Who do we know with that logo on their arm that decided to take their ball and go home?
>Communist....Manifesto...PUNK?

BAH GOD BASED VINNY JUST McCARTHY'D HIM
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>>1266624

Why are you obsessing over that fucking word. Are you a neet? Being a Jannie isn't a real job its not even volunteer work.
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>>1266627

My new favorite /asp/ meme is Punk playing video games saying he's been really busy

Is Punk still in surgery?
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>>1266575
Roman did get a loud pop when he speared Steph and went for the pin though.

Then the crowd went back to booing him
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>>1266632
What are you even saying? Are you saying Dave Meltzer is a janny?
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>>1266646

I'm saying you're retarded.

>>1266636

That's true and I am not arguing that I am arguing that Bryan LEGIT BELIEVES from the start of the match at Mania to the end of the Raw after Mania Roman had been cheered non stop.

That is a fucking lie...
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>>1266653
>doesn't know what a neet is
>still uses the word
>calls others retarded
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>>1266656

Dude just stop talking no one fucking cares...
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>>1266660
Dude you must if you keep replying to me...
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>>1266662

Don't make me filter you talk about wrestling.
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>>1266248
Do Alvarez and Meltz just sit in their mother's basement and make this shit up?
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>>1266258
>>Important wrestling information

Not really.
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>>1266675
>>1266695

Bryan, Vinny, and Craig have a recording studio that is really cramped and I mean this in the sense that Criag and Vinny both look like they should have had heart attacks fucking yesterday.
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>>1266707
literally the whos
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>>1266607
>but this money is too damn good to give up racist accusations or otherwise.
that and he got the wwe to give him a public apology and a fat settlement check, hhh had to call him and bring him back to the WWE for big money.
>.a significant portion of Del Rio regrets burning that bridge with Mexico
probably so but he can mend them, his uncle is fucking mil masacaras, all he needs to do is come out with him and/or his dad and should be good.
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>>1266720

Vinny and Criag review Raw's and PPV's with Bryan before Bryan reports to Dave.

>>1266709

No he can't. Del Rio fucking got in a fight with the head guy of AAA because Del Rio wanted to be the man to beat Puma for the Championship then end LU Season 1 by BEATING MIL MUERTES VIA SUBMISSION

Del Rio is a cunt thinking Mundo isn't leagues above his "talents"
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>>1266248
>Stephanie is the reason for higher ratings
Nobody believes this. Nobody could want to see more of that shrieking cunt unless she's on the front page Playboy
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>>1266729
>Del Rio fucking got in a fight with the head guy of AAA
yes that was konnan who got fired last year. So yes, hes good to go.
>Del Rio is a cunt thinking Mundo isn't leagues above his "talents"
mundo isnt, mundo has gotten better but del rio is still more crisp in the ring and has been in the lucha style for years and mundo is just getting used to it.
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>>1266743

Now CMLL on the other hand...they might want him but the Peso isn't as worthwhile as the US dollar right now.

You wanna talk about Mexican stars in the shithouse right now see Cuerno and Hernandez
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>>1266739

>Stephanie McMahon won't just aggressively fuck Divas to pop a 4.0 rating..
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>>1266853
I started watching CMLL instead of AAA because I grow tired of the referee bullshit on AAA, that shit happens on every fucking match. And I have to say that CMLL is pretty damn good, their new talent shit they have going is fucking cool
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>>1266916

I have never watched a AAA show that wasn't Lucha Underground in my life and I never will. Lucha Underground is great to watch online but a AAA show is only fun if you watch it live

Also fuck AAA for low balling Pentagon saying he isn't a draw.
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All of this is bullshit
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>>1266923
pretty sure LU is just amazing thanks to Rodriguez and Burnett
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>>1266743
>mundo isnt, mundo has gotten better but del rio is still more crisp in the ring and has been in the lucha style for years and mundo is just getting used to it.

Breh Dorito is great but Mundo is a notch above.
Mundo's no slouch in any area, but he absolutely abolishes Rio in athleticism and flips.
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>>1267022

Mundo can be sloppy as all fuck at times. Like Cage, he's someone who benefits a lot from LU being able to edit the matches.
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>>1266958
Well....uhhhhh.......you know...its not well......uhhhhh.....bullshit, you know.........it's uhhhh......uhh um well yeah it's uh bullshit....... you know
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>>1266923
>Also fuck AAA for low balling Pentagon saying he isn't a draw.
he wasnt at the time, he was brought in to feud with octagon JR aka kalisto before kalisto got snatched up by the wwe, then they built him up for lucha underground because he had a good gimmick they created for him.
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