Tonight Mariposa will take on Sexy Star in the first even "No Mas" Match, presumably the same as an I Quit Match, it will be for one of the 7 ancient Aztec medallions.
Another one of the medallions will be on the line as King Cuerno returns to take on Siniestro de la Muerte.
>>1263404
I think it's pretty obvious Sexy is not winning this one.
I just switched from Dish Network to Uverse. No damn El Rey. Anyone know of a live stream online?
>>1263498
Why?
>mil murtes vs matanza in grave consequences
>Marty will never know of the concept personal space.
mack is based
BASED FAMOUS B
I'MAMACHINE vs a midget.
This is gonna be hilarious.
>>1263856
You're damn right it was
MANLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>1263861
We'll get him next time. Next time.
>Famous B is great
>Cunt abuse
Mah fetish
BLACKED
>>1263404
I enjoyed that main event more than I thought I would.
>>1263892
I don't think I ever laughed so hard before seeing that.
That was a great fucking match,
Official theme of tonight's based episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w
>macked
Holy shit, Sexy Star covered in blood is hot as all hell
Where were you when Sexy Star became not trash?
>>1263930
>Not being a fan of Sexy Star since ep1 of ssn1
Sexy has always been cool. This match was the best, though.
>"Do you give up?"
>"FAAAAAAHK YOOOOOUU"
Can you even say that on TV!?!?!
>>1263935
>Can you even say that on TV!?!?!
That station shows tits. I'm sure foul language is allowed.
With that in mind, Catrina needs a wardrobe malfunction.
>>1263972
I hear ya. And I wonder if anyone who received the lick of death had to walk to the back with a hard on?
>>1263972
Never knew she was in WWE.
>>1263974
Don't they wear cups?
>>1263992
It's pretty much like other sports: optional. Hell in the NFL you'll see a guy go down like he's shot, writhing in pain. The replay will see if they tweaked a knee, then you see the guy grabbing his junk because he took a nut shot and wasn't wearing a cup.
>>1263988
she was based in WWE.
>>1263935
Yeah, did not expect that to happen at all.
>>1263972
> D'at outfit though
>>1263498
Hi marty!
>Season 3 of Lucha Underground was believed to be wrapping up with the recently announced May dates. It’s definitely going longer. If you send an email to the Lucha Underground tickets email address, you’ll get an autorespond email which mentions all tickets are gone, but they’ll have more tapings in June.
>This fits with a Rolling Stone interview with Catrina from a couple weeks ago, where the show has or was about to get picked up for around 14 episodes. That sounds like the episode count is going from the 26 of season 2 to the 39 of season 1.
don't like cuerno getting shafted some more but as another anon said "FAAAHK YOU" made everything that episode was worth it.
>>1266397
>39 episodes
my dick is ready
>>1263404
They did a really good job with what was bound to be a massive downtime episode.
Mack/Moth was a fun match. Cage/Midget was a fun segment and placed the Chavo storyline. The Main Event was hype towards the end when they stopped trying to fucking wrestle and just went all streetfighty.
Cuerno/Sinestro was the only disappointment – it made Cuerno look like a geek, and Sinestro a distinct notch below him, because he was getting bodied before Catrina made the save.
Completely wasted that power-bump he got from eating his buddies' hearts; he went from a six-man jobber to a singles jobber and that's it.
The Temple actually seems like a much darker place with Dario.
Anyone ever been to a live taping?
I'm going on Sunday.
>>1267144
i went to the ones kinda airing now, sat's main event was the sexy star match, Cage/Mundo cage match was the opener.
How early did you reserve the tickets?
>>1267151
Holy fuck, would've loved to see that.
I just got them this week and rsvp'd.
>>1267187
you sure you got in standing zone? i haven't received mine but i reserved them a minute after they put 'em up, so i know i'm getting at least the bleacher seats.
>>1267203
Yeah, I got an email confirmation saying it's the standing zone.
here's a good drinking game
take a drink every time vampiro says anything off-topic, awkward, or just one word like "damn" or "whoa"
you'll get alcohol poisoning but it's better than listening to his announcing
>>1267281
>hating on Vampiro
Where can I catch old episodes of this then?
>>1267335
vampiro has everything on tape so watch out
>>1267436
Torrents or http://www.watchseries.li/serie/lucha_underground
>>1263988
at one time or another every person is in WWE no matter if it's tough enough, NXT, Diva search or one of the police protecting or arresting someone