Every KO match ever
>Entrance music hits
>waddles to the ring*
>By the time he gets in the ring hes out of breath so he'll walk around and shit talk the crowd or make fun of Michael Cole
>Match starts
>rest hold*
>Punches opponent
>rest hold*
>"Do you like that [insert city name]?"
>rest hold*
>Gets punched
>rest hold*
>lays on the ground as his opponent gets his offense in
>rest hold*
>has a comeback
>rest hold*
>bowling ball in the corner
>rest hold*
>does some flippy shit
>"AND THATS WHY IM THE CHAMP"
>rest hold*
>Pop pop powerbomb
>tired and panting like a dying elephant falls onto his opponent
>1-2-3*
>waddles backstage as everyone thinks hes selling his injuries but is really about to go into a diabetic coma
is this true /wwe/?
>>1263000
kek.
>>1263000
Did we not do this a few days ago?
Are you that bored?
"Yes"
>>1263009
Hey Kevin, are you trashing Cole next week or Byron?
>>1263013
that's not true.
>>1263017
Oh shit
>>1263000
The worst ''wrestler'' ever is le quirky braindamaged potato
>>1263020
Becky Lynch?
>>1263023
Yes
>>1263016
Why not both?
>>1263026
>implying you have enough breath to trash talk cole and byron
>>1263029
I just need a rest hold in-between.
>>1263035
kek
>>1263035
lol
getting some pretty strong samefagging vibes in here
>>1263035
lmao
>>1263019
>sheamus gets you look stupid shouts
>instead of this guy
i dont get it
>>1263065
Enzo rocks the look and it fits him. Sheamus has a dumb mohawk and a septum piercing. He should just buzz his head and keep the beard desu
>>1263035
jej
>>1263065
He probably will get those chants when he turns heel
>>1263065
Sheamus doesn't have half the charisma Enzo has.
Show me some promos of Sheamus absolutely wrecking people on the mic.
always a classic
>>1263009
hey Kevin, how many pizzas did you eat while you wrote out your boring predictable promos
>>1263278
>Why do all white people look the same?
>>1263373
Kevin shouldn't you be eating or something?
>>1263378
Shouldn't you be kys for spending 24 hours a day on /asp/ samefagging?
>>1263384
"No"
>>1263373
slow down tubby, you-
oh wait you're already the slowest guy on the roster, both physically and mentally
>>1263388
Except he's the most over on the roster, you're just jealous precious dean is a jobber and won't ever get an actual push for more than a month. I would count the IC title as a push but we all know how that went.
>>1263388
>mentally
You messed up.
He gives some of the best promos
>>1263035
top kek
>>1263373
hey kevin
>>1263278
top kek at least he looks like a giant.
kevin owens is a fat manlet
>>1263278
>>1263544
FUCKING KEK
>>1263399
sure you do, kevin
>>1263397
Yeah, most overweight.
>>1263399
> best promos
>HEY COLE, SHUT UP! YOU GOT THAT?
>THAT'S WHY I'M THE CHAMP
>MY IC TITLE
>>1263211
Can someone shop that?
Why do people like this fat fuck? KO marks explain yourselves.
The night after Wrestlemania:
>KO limps down to the ring for the main event
>Still selling from the ladder match the night before
>Limps to the steps
>Miraculously runs up the steps
>Wrestles a full match without once selling the limp he had during his entrance
This shouldn't be happening in the WWE, I honestly couldn't believe it, that is some rookie bull shit right there.
I hope an agent chewed him the fuck out over it.
