Since I took care of Mr. Janetty so quickly I came prepared... Excuse me.
Malenko, you claim to be the man of 1000 holds, but I counted, and you know about 60. But I know 1004, and I wrote em all down. Here we go.
1. Arm Drag
2. Halumyay moyyay
3. *tears quad*
>>1262188
4. *hugs*
5. Samiowens mark you want the next thread?
6. Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Gradunza
7. Kys manlet nerd
8. Japanese Ocean Cyclone Suplex
10. Ruined Your Thread
9. Dean seeing through the façade. Interesting
10. Outlaw wrestling
11. Have sex
12. the gobblty gooker
13. I don't have the body for trunks but I use it anyway
14: ARM BARRRR
15. batista's penis
16. prolapse grasp
17. bon jovi scarf
18. cuckhold
19. ROOTY
20. Paycheck to paycheck suplex hold
21. Only $9.99 for the WWE Network
22. LARIATOOOOOO
23. grief lord
24. Cock clutch
25. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
26. >Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
27. BLUE THUNDER BOMB
28. 150$
28. A different varitation of a Blue Thunder Bomb
30. Figure +18
29. Traditional Blue Thunder Bomb
420. superman punch
421. ARRRMMMBARRR
31. Armpit licker
32- The FingerPoke Of Doom
33.
ARM. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
34. 2.4 RECORD LOW
Ebin
36. MAGGLE
37. WACKY LINE
38. ROOTY
39. TOOTY
>>1262827
40. KAZOOIE
41. $9.99 a month
43. STUPID
45 - German Suplex
46 - Arm Bar
47 - Canadian Suplex
48 - Swinging Neck Breaker
49 - Jericho Snap Suplex
50 - Leg Drop
51 - Hurricarana
52 - Baseball Slide
53 - Arm Bar
54 - Right Handed Arm Drag
55 - Pin
56 - Palm Shot
57 - Mexican Arm Bar
58 - Lariat
59 - Jericho Driver
60 - Moon Sault
61 - Left Handed Arm Drag
62 - Forearm
63 - Left Side Hip Toss
64 - Headlock
65 - Arm Bar
66 - European Upper Cut
67 - Jericho Drop Kick
68 - Belly To Back Suplex
69 - Jaw Breaker
70 - Lionheart Arm Bar
71 - Right Side Hip Toss
72 - Left Leg Drop Toe Hold
73 - Arm Bar
74 - Right Leg Drop Toe Hold
75 - Arm Bar
76 - Jericho Ddt
77 - Gorilla Press
78 - Arm Bar
79 - Boot To The Head
80 - Slap
81 - Brain Buster
82 - Arm Bar
83 - Reverse Hip Toss
84 - Jericho Leg Drop
85 - Jericho Right Handed Arm Bar
86 - Knee To The Mid Section
87 - Arm Bar
88 - Lionheart Upper Cut
89 - Standing Lariet
90 - American Arm Bar
91 - Tombstone
92 - Moonsault To The Outside
93 - Arm Bar
94 - Jerich Knife Edge Chop
95 - Right Knee To The Mid Section
96 - Canadian Right Arm Bar
97 - Side Suplex
98 - Jericho Screw Leg Whip
99 - Left Knee To The Mid Section
100 - Arm Bar
101 - Right Side Suplex
102 - Powerbomb (Before Illegal)
103 - Canadian Left Arm Bar
104 - Jericho Spike
105 - Belly To Belly Suplex
106 - Left Side Suplex
107 - Arm Bar
108 - Springboard Backflip Ddt
109 - Bow And Arrow Submission
110 - Arm Bar
111 - Head Scissors
112 - Figure Four
113 - American Right Arm Bar
114 - Somersault Flip
115 - Flying Head Scissors
116 - Top Rope Huracanrana
117 - American Left Arm Bar
118 - Sunset Flip
119 - Scissors Around The Ring Post
120 - Arm Bar
121 - Sharp Snap Suplex
122 - Catapult Into Ringpost
123 - Vertical Suplex
124 - Japanese Right Arm Bar
125 - Backdrop
126 - Elbow Drop
127 - Arm Bar
128 - Jericho Sleeper Hold
129 - Gulliten Leg Drop
130 - Japanese Left Arm Bar
131 - Leapfrog
132 - Flying Clothesline
133 - Kick To The Leg
134 - Arm Bar
35 - Leg Takedown
136 - Knee Drop
137 - Boot To The Face
138 - Small Package
139 - Arm Takedown
140 - Mexican Right Arm Bar
141 - Right Punch
142 - Standing Dropkick
143 - Piledriver
144 - Spinning Savate Kick
145 - Mexican Left Arm Bar
146 - Forearm Smash
147 - Split-Legged Moonsault
148 - Boston Crab
149 - Flying Forearm From The Second Rope
150 - Arm Bar
151 - Powerslam
152 - Belly To Back Suplex
153 - Elbow Off The Second Rope
154 - Flying Bodypress
155 - Fisherman Suplex
156 - Jericho Figure Four Leglock
157 - Arm Bar
158 - Tombstone Piledriver
159 - Jericho Flying Clothesline
160 - Superkick
161 - Elbow To The Gut
162 - Chop
163 - Bear Hug
164 - Nerve Hold
165 - Arm Bar
166 - Bulldog
167 - Poke To The Eyes
168 - Rake To The Eyes
169 - Sharpshooter
170 - Arm Bar
171 - Rolling German Suplexes
172 - Arm Drag Take Over
173 - Full Arm Drag
174 - German Release Suplex
175 - Russian Leg Sweep
176 - Arm Drag And Twist
177 - Leg Sweep
178 - Sharpshooter
179 - Chop
180 - Bulldog Off The Top Rope
181 - Arm Bar
182 - Hammerlock
183 - Reverse Atomic Knee Drop
184 - Top-Rope Elbow Drop
185 - Arm Bar
186 - Wrist Lock
187 - Whip Into The Corner
188 - Elbow To The Jaw
189 - Rear Chinlock
190 - Flying Fist Drop
191 - Arm Bar
192 - Spinning Kick
193 - Northern Lights Bomb
194 - Plancha
195 - Savate Kick
196 - Arm Bar
197 - Chinlock
198 - Standing Hammerlock
199 - Crossface
200 - Splash
201 - Ankle Lock Submission
202 - Back Drop
203 - Arm Bar
204 - Irish Whip
205 - Knee To The Back
206 - Back Bodydrop
207 - Leglock
208 - Shoulderblock
209 - Arm Bar
210 - Back Suplex
211 - Open Hand To The Face
212 - Top Rope Frankensteiner
213 - Corkscrew Plancha
214 - Arm Bar
215 - Outside-The-Ring Huracanrana
216 - Scoop Slam
217 - Crossface Chicken Wing
218 - Frankensteiner
219 - Reverse Atomic Drop
220 - Flying Headbutt
221 - Headbutt
222 - Arm Bar
223 - Reverse Atomic Knee Drop Onto Right Knee
224 - Tiger Suplex
225 - Running Clothesline With Right Arm
135. Losing to Fandango at Wrestlemania 29
226 - Test Of Strength
227 - Arm Bar
228 - Running Clothesline With Left Arm
229 - Reverse Atomic Knee Drop Onto Left Knee
230 - Dropkick To Torso
231 - Left Arm Bar
232 - Asai Moonsault
233 - Cradle
234 - Karate Kick
235 - Reverse Whip
236 - Arm Bar
237 - Reverse Irish Whip
238 - Abdominal Stretch
239 - Dragon Suplex
240 - Reverse Suplex
241 - Arm Bar
242 - Top Rope Powerbomb
243 - Inverted Backbreaker
244 - Modified Top Rope Powerbomb
245 - Sideslam
246 - Tilt-A-Whirl Sideslam
247 - Superplex
248 - Arm Bar
249 - Turnbuckle Smash Body Slam
250 - Slingshot Catapult
251 - Single Leg Takedown
252 - Judo Takedown
253 - Arm Bar
254 - Fireman's Carry Takedown
255 - Double Wrist Takedown
256 - Vertical Splash
257 - Snap Mare
258 - Spinebuster
259 - Tilt-A-Whirl Slam
260 - Top Rope Press Slam
261 - Double Leg Slam
262 - Shoulder Breaker
263 - Inverted Power Slam
264 - Suplex Powerbomb
265 - Airplane Spin Powerbomb
266 - Underhook Piledriver
267 - Ring Rope Low Blow
268 - Mat Slam
269 - Monkey Flip
270 - Neck Breaker
271 - Reverse Mat Slam
272 - Sliding Leg Trip
273 - Leg Drag
274 - Double Knee Lift
275 - Knee Drop
276 - Step Kick
277 - Spinning Roundhouse Kick
278 - Spinning Heel Kick
279 - Roundhouse Kick
280 - Snap Kick
281 - Leg Lariat
282 - Jumping Standing Head Scissors
283 - Jericho Spike
284 - Shoulder Spin Hurricarana
285 - Arm Bar
286 - Gutbuster Drop
287 - Flap Jack
288 - Flying Arm Scissor
289 - Forearm Uppercut
290 - Giant Swing
291 - Face Driver
292 - Fist Drop
293 - Double Axe Handle Smash
294 - Top Rope Drop Kick
295 - Inverted Facelock Ddt
296 - Tornado Ddt
297 - Ring Rope Snap
298 - Spinning Clothesline
299 - Ring Rope Vertical Splash Clothesline
300 - Open Hand Chop
301 - Double Chest Chop
302 - Bulldog Lariat
303 - Bulldog Headlock
304 - Swinging Bulldog
305 - Body Scissor
306 - Brainbuster
307 - Springboard Moonsault Body Press
308 - Vertical Splash
309 - Cross Body Block
310 - Spinning Back Fist
311 - Back Breaker Drop
312. ROOTY
313. JUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqWudY_iViM
400. Arm bar
314. Begging you to have sex
>>1262742
Shut the fuck up cuntmary
315. Seeing through the facade
316. BENOIT IS GOAT
>>1262188
560. Bayley
317. ARM BAR
318. sidewalk slam
319. a table of salt
320. The Ratings Slide
321. Right handed punch!
322. Old Glory Knee Drop
>>1263053
>>1263069
44. New Talent Burial
323. DUI
324. Undisputed GOAT
9001. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
325. ayatollah of rocknrolla
326. Inverted lion's leap
327. WEEEEEEEEEELL IT'S A BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG
328. I fucked Kelly Kelly
330. The Katie Vick Thruster Buster
329. Jeriholic Anonymous
331. Walls of Jericho
332. Arm drag
333. Stupid Idiot Headlock
334. Arm bar
335. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
336. Brock Lock
This is one shit thread
>>1264229
You forgot to put the number you stupid idiot!
>>1264229
337. Apologize to the GOAT
338. Right now
339. DO IT NOW IDIOT
340. The Big Wiggle
341. The Sticky Wicket
(seriously this was the goat promo, only jericho could make dean malenko interesting)
342. I LOVE IT MAGGLE
343. Every KO match ever
>Entrance music hits
>waddles to the ring*
>By the time he gets in the ring hes out of breath so he'll walk around and shit talk the crowd or make fun of Michael Cole
>Match starts
>rest hold*
>Punches opponent
>rest hold*
>"Do you like that [insert city name]?"
>rest hold*
>Gets punched
>rest hold*
>lays on the ground as his opponent gets his offense in
>rest hold*
>has a comeback
>rest hold*
>bowling ball in the corner
>rest hold*
>does some flippy shit
>"AND THATS WHY IM THE CHAMP"
>rest hold*
>Pop pop powerbomb
>tired and panting like a dying elephant falls onto his opponent
>1-2-3*
>waddles backstage as everyone thinks hes selling his injuries but is really about to go into a diabetic coma
344. Canadian Crossface Cripplestorm
345. Ground zero, bow down to the countdown,
Bringin the ruckus to points around the compass
From the depths of outer space to the center of the Earth,
We're getting down for what it's worth, we're getting down for now,
We got, 3 minutes and we're out of here
The clock is tickin and we're in the clear,
We got, 3 minutes and we're out of here,
We got, 3 minutes and we're out, we're out
We got, 3 minutes and we're out of here
The clock is tickin and we're in the clear,
We got, 3 minutes and we're out of here,
We got, 3 minutes and we're out, we're out
Is this thing on? (yea) are ya hearin it?
We'll turn it up so we can get the whole wide world feelin it,
Ayo a penny for my thoughts, a million for my album,
Mine my mind for rhymes and then sell them,
Apocalypse now and then, but in the meantime between,
I'm tourin down the coast playin host to a gang of flirts,
In a gang of cities, in a gang of states,
We blow rhymes like 10 vets with metal plates,
And the dream is to step up be leanest,
With less than 20 feet and a microphone between us
Well what I mean is, we drop a hammer like Val Venis,
Believe us, we rock blocks, so persevere us,
The adamant aberrant associate antecedent,
Preceding to your view, increasing your impedance
We got, 3 minutes and we're out of here
The clock is tickin and we're in the clear,
We got, 3 minutes and we're out of here,
We got, 3 minutes and we're out, we're out
We got, 3 minutes and we're out of here
The clock is tickin and we're in the clear,
We got, 3 minutes and we're out of here,
We got, 3 minutes and we're out, we're out
346. Super armbar
347. The Chyna Overdose
348. Bubba dubs dubs
349. The Ballin' Elbow
350. i can't believe this isn't shit
351. TOOTY
352. God's Last Gift
353. My how she's grown
354. Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's a Fighter" Schneider
355. $750 scarf so you understand what I'm saying to you right now
356. the part-timer mania burial
357. $15,000 jacket
>>1264395
Hey what happened to Umaga?
358. What did he mean by this?
>>1270240
360 . He died in a car crash
367. Pouch a guy from Japan just to feed him to boring Samoans
361. This shits going to take a long time
368. The Up Up Down Down
362. I fucked stephanie
363. xavier 'why can't you sprint in halo' woods
364. Muslim Cab Driver that pretended to be Mexican
>>1270592
365. the people's elbow
366. Fozzy is really good, guys
367. Please buy our albums
359. Show-stopping Show-saver
360. Samoan Push
>>1270633
368. The Dad Jokes Suplex
hold 369 - The Chinlock
370 We want Sasha
371. can we make it?
372. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcAjxbstJpo
373. The Colin Mocherie Calf Crusher
374. The release the guy who got over without Vince
375. ARM BAR
376. The Future Endeavoring
377. Since I took care of Mr. Janetty so quickly I came prepared... Excuse me.
Malenko, you claim to be the man of 1000 holds, but I counted, and you know about 60. But I know 1004, and I wrote em all down. Here we go.
378. A devastating vintage throw by Jericho!
379. The Dick Kick
380. Modified blue thunder bomb
381. great caesars ghost
>>1262188
382. Cock blocker
383. Chris "big dick" Jericho's big dick pin
384. STOOPID IDIOT
385. She calls it the rear view
385. the 'perfect' save
386. Deoxys
>>1272115
Holy shit Henning was the fucking GOAT
>>1272176
387. Holy shit Henning was the fucking GOAT
388. The Banks Statement
389. Frankensteiner
390. ARM BARRR
391. Kanyon Kutter
392. Benoits Signature Chokehold
393. The Benoit Bowflex
>>1262197
Possibly one of the only actual holds in the entire thread.
394. Bumping this thread
>with no survivors
395. Possibly one of the only actual holds in the entire thread.
>>1273184
Don't forget about the AAAAARRRRRMM BAAAAAAAARR
396. Take your little hold gimmick,shine it real nice, turn it sideways and shove it up your candy ass
398. top lel sleeperhold
399. top kek clutch
400. top jej junior lariat
401. top qeq crossface
402. top wew weeper drop
403. The Jobbing Potato
421. Thread 1000 before Mania guys?
423. The Internet Wrestling Community Circlejerk
424.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJD2i4_dFDc
425. Rock
426. Bottom
427. Urself
428. My
429. Man
>>1274976
430. GIVE ME BACK MY HOLDS!
431. ARM DAY brother - HH
432. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1272115
You can tell he was gonna put up his knees anyway to counter it. Lion Heart botching the move just made it look better on Curt's end.
433. Swede poster
434. ARM BAR
>>1262188
435. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
436. ARM BAR
437. Dragon Dildo
438. We failed
440. Crash and Burn Chokehold
441.“I mean, I don’t have double standards. I mean, I am a racist, to a point, fucking niggers,”
442. Curb Stomp
442. The "I don't like Civ 6's art style" chokehold
443. THE GAY COMMUNITY?
444: Hi Colt Cabana!
445: Friendship is Magic.
446. A More traditional Blue Thunder Bomb
447. A variation of that more traditional Blue Thunder Bomb
448. FOIL: Lionsault
449. FOIL: Don't You Never, Eeeever!
450. FOIL: Y2J
451. Within Your Grasp
452. Ankle Lock
453. Shoulder Block
454. Short Arm Hammerlock
455. Standing Side Headlock
456. Headlock Takedown
457. Kick
458. Running Lariat
459. Double Underhook Back Breaker
460. Strangle Hold
461. Brass "Nuks" Shot
462. Spinning Crescent Kick
463. Knee Smash
464. Backslide
465. Neck Breaker
466. Nerve Hold
467. Back Rake
468. Eye Rake
469. Discus Punch
470. German Suplex
471. Flying Body Press
472. Big Splash In The Corner
473. Garbage Can Lid
474. Face-buster Suplex
475. Tilt-a-Whirl Powerslam
476. Break The Hold
477. Escape Move
478. Step Aside
479. Elbow To The Face
480. Clumsy Opponent
481. Roll Out Of The Way
482. Over Sell Manuver
483. Manager Interferes
484. There Are Two Things You Can Do: Nothing, And Like It.
485. Throw Into The Corner Turnbuckle
486. Gut Wrench
487. You Feeling Lucky?
488. Roll Out Of The Ring
489. Spit At Opponent
490. Backed By Stephanie McMahon
491. Don't Hate Da Playa, Hate Da Game!
492. MITCH DRAWS MORE THAN AMBROSE
493. ARM BAR
494. Chocodiles Tickle
495. The Plummeting Ratings
>>1284637
496. >Hand size
498. John cena returning again...
499. The Surprise Return
500. The Surprise Exit
499. The Surprise Return
500. The Surprise Exit
501. The Ask Him
502. John Cena Memes
503. Hildebrand's cancer infested corpse
504. Inverted Arm Bar
505. Inverted 360 Reverse Arm Bar
506. BLUE THUNDER ARM BAR
507: Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
1000. 493 moves in one
1001. FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS
1002. The Houseplant-Light Up Jacket Feud
1003. Mitch's Eulogy
And finally
1004. The Chris Benoit special
>This thread
510. Did they?
511. yes
514. I honestly don't know if Roman is improving or if memes are true that he's always being carried
515. Reverse Armbar
516. More Traditional Armbar
517. A Different Variant of the More Traditional Armbar
519. I met Shawn Michaels at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that).
Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit.
"I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?"
Then out of nowhere Shawn Michaels shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.”
And I (being a big HBK fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.”
Shawn was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Shawn Michaels and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
522. Make one of him getting cucked
523. is he autistic?
>>1262413
524. >GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
Boobplex!
532. The best there is
528. I'm from Winnipeg YOU IDIOT!
533. He does it for free
529. Kyd ya manlet nerd
1039. Sasha Banks
531. The POUNCE
532. WOOOOOOOOO
532.1 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOROOTYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTOOTYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBOOTYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
533. Is she autistic?
534. >i dislike RVD
535. ARM BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
536. killing your family and then yourself
537. WHAT IS THE LARGE MAN DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
538. WHAT IS EL GRANDE HOMBRE DOING IN THE TEMPLE?
539. stupid idiots
540. C, S. My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane. Fayetteville Georgia. 30215
541. The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open
>>1290253
542. No seriously, what did he mean by these messages?
543:
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>>1262188
Kansas City Butt-tuck
545. ARM BAR
546. Post Jaw With Time Stamp
548. LEG BAR
549. Gift of Jericho
550. Drink it man
551: Now in technicolor
552.
/asp/ learns to count
553. BLOCKED
554. Benoit signature neck hold.
555. McDouble and a McChicken
556. Large Fries
557. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZhsW-I80f0
558. Walls of Mexico
559. The pre-NoFap Death Grip
560. Losing to Fandango.
561. >the state of Tyler Breeze
562. "Bullet Club Was Copyrighted"
563. Rab Mra
564. Doing it for free.
565. Let's
566. Bet
567. Your
568. Ass
569. I
570. Win
571. I
572. Take
573. Your
574. Ass
575. Yapapi Strap Slap
575. Gachimuchi
576. Teens react to Gachimuchi
578. Female Slap 1
579. Female Slap 2
580. Stacy Kiebler Slap
581. stephanie mcmahon slap.
583. piledriver 2
584. Punch 3
584. Samoan drop 2
584. Spear 2
587. The Dad Tamer
588. Fozzy's best selling album: You Stupid Idiot (feat. Mitch)
589. YOUR FATHER MUST BE ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE
590. Well Bret Hart was supposed to lose to Shawn Michaels at uh, uh, WrestleMania…, uh, whatever the hell it was. You know, 16 or 17, I don’t know; Where all the fans were chanting “Bret screwed Bret”. Bret told Vince McMahon “I’m not losing to Shawn Michaels in Canada” and Shawn Michaels went out there and pulled a fast one on Bret Hart and held him down and pinned him and Bret couldn’t do anything about it and so-called Excellence of Execution, who was supposed to be the greatest wrestler of all, little-teeny Shawn Michaels held him down and embarrassed him though. Bret Hart was being a horse’s ass saying he wouldn’t lose and Shawn Michaels pinned him anyway.
591. ARM BAR
592. The Cuck Crusher
593. The cuck crastanza
594. School boy
595. drive a chevy and not a ford.
596. god
597. tier
598. pits
599.after last night, i got a lotta respect for you AJ, hell i dig what you've been doing here, i feel everything you said. <city name>, do you like AJ?you know whats they not gonna like? its when i beat you at <PPV Name>
600.BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
602. The smark buster
603. titty master
604. Armbar
605. SANDPAPER
606. Hayabusa's botched Lionsault
607. A more traditional botched lionsault
608. ARM BAR
>>1303586
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609. thinkin bout those pits
610. Final Fantasy XV Platinum Demo
>>1262188
where is your general you fat autist
mods, delete
>>1303895
611. YOU STUPID IDIOT
>>1303895
We got 393 holds left